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(Sun Sentinel)   It's nice when your sixteen year-old son helps you find a date online, but it's really a special gift when said son also helps you tie up and beat the man   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 24
    More: Florida, false imprisonments, New Port Richey, Pasco County, gifts, dating sites, son helps  
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2012-09-15 10:38:04 PM  
Wincest?
 
2012-09-15 11:25:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
discuss amongst yourselves.
 
2012-09-15 11:29:49 PM  
This is why you never date anyone who has ever used the internet!
 
2012-09-15 11:36:05 PM  
Just chatted online,
And this sounds crazy:
But can I meet and rob you maybe?
 
2012-09-16 02:15:13 AM  
go figure
 
2012-09-16 02:18:22 AM  
She does have a purdy mouth.
 
2012-09-16 02:20:42 AM  
Beware when your online date has a mysterious pet named "Gimp".
 
2012-09-16 02:36:04 AM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: This is why you never date anyone who has ever used the internet!


My Mom uses the internet.
 
2012-09-16 02:39:14 AM  
She and her son had obviously been distraught since the demise of Digg, and moved to a dating site to socialize on the Internet.
 
2012-09-16 02:39:22 AM  
I really need to bag me some Florida strange just so I can brag about surviving to tell the tale.
 
2012-09-16 02:40:54 AM  
I expected her to be fatter.
 
2012-09-16 02:42:12 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: This is why you never date anyone who has ever used the internet!

My Mom uses the internet.


Or; he might have forgotten the safe word. Or it was unpronounceable. Or he called mom something that stars with B and rhymes with witch.

/ or all of the above
 
2012-09-16 02:48:41 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 720x480]
discuss amongst yourselves.


That's either a poorly-matched glass eye or a person who is both heterochromatic and lazy-eyed.
 
2012-09-16 03:04:59 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 720x480]
discuss amongst yourselves.


The Salt must flow.
 
2012-09-16 03:28:32 AM  
As trashy as the son FTFA may be... he has a deeper relationship with his mother, than I do with mine.
 
2012-09-16 04:36:07 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I really need to bag me some Florida strange just so I can brag about surviving to tell the tale.


See everyone just assumes they will survive it, but as a reader of Fark you should really know better by now, hell you should realize that surviving it may mean life without vital parts of your anatomy still attached....
 
2012-09-16 05:18:01 AM  
Yet another reason why internet dating it a bad idea. No matter how lonely you are, don't go there.

\Don't judge me, you don't know me.
 
2012-09-16 07:31:11 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: This is why you never date anyone who has ever used the internet!

My Mom uses the internet.


And this is why you should stop dating her
 
2012-09-16 08:27:18 AM  
Alright! After a long absence, my town is on the main page TWICE this week. The dude who attacked another dude's trailer (because he was getting froggy) was also New Port Richey.
 
2012-09-16 09:27:00 AM  
www.youngmalecelebs.net

So it's all set, then. We're meeting her at the Empire State building. You bring the rope and I'll bring the ball gag.
 
2012-09-16 09:40:20 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: Yet another reason why internet dating it a bad idea. No matter how lonely you are, don't go there.

\Don't judge me, you don't know me.


Met Lordfortuna through Match. Dad met his new wife through Eharmony. Sister met her husband through... something online, dunno what. Friend of mine met his wife through some early internet chat room.

/YMMV.
 
2012-09-16 09:40:59 AM  
Oh and two other friends met their spouses through WoW...
 
2012-09-16 11:17:53 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 720x480]
discuss amongst yourselves.


i.imgur.com

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-16 09:34:48 PM  
Her name is Bobbie Jo Curtis, HELLOOOOOOO
 
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