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(New York Daily News)   Kristen Stewart compliments her director: 'He puts so much inside of you'   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2012-09-15 07:37:23 PM  
That there is comedy gold
 
2012-09-15 08:09:58 PM  
Why the fark did they cast that vapid twat for that movie?
 
2012-09-15 10:30:10 PM  
doyner: Why the fark did they cast that vapid twat ...

Gosh, doyner, I can think of one reason off the top of my head.
 
2012-09-15 10:35:36 PM  
Now all he needs to put in her is a face that can handle more than 10 emotions in one
 
2012-09-15 10:37:27 PM  

Sgygus: doyner: Why the fark did they cast that vapid twat ...

Gosh, doyner, I can think of one reason off the top of my head.


If you know what I mean.
 
2012-09-15 11:17:34 PM  
How is it that the shot of her beating off two guys in that film has been out for like 3 years now and they haven't released the actual film?
 
2012-09-15 11:18:06 PM  
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"Yeah,I meant that!"
 
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2012-09-16 01:09:41 AM  
'He puts so much inside of you'

HEY-O!
 
2012-09-16 01:21:37 AM  
I don't care what you guys think of her but she's pretty enough for me to want her to grind her butt into me like she did that director.

www.d9b.com
 
2012-09-16 01:41:02 AM  

Mugato: How is it that the shot of her beating off two guys in that film has been out for like 3 years now and they haven't released the actual film?


Milking Twilight as much as possible would be my guess. Once that's done and she actually has to act showing the titties is all she'll have left.
 
2012-09-16 01:49:57 AM  
She appears topless in this On the Road movie, if any of you care: Link (NSFW)
 
2012-09-16 02:13:49 AM  
(virtual spit-take)
 
2012-09-16 02:18:01 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: She appears topless in this On the Road movie, if any of you care: Link (NSFW)


on behalf of the unwashed masses I approve.
 
2012-09-16 02:44:25 AM  
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2012-09-16 02:46:22 AM  
Personally, I think she is kind of hot. That is all.

//oh, I guess I would twaddle her turnips.
 
2012-09-16 02:47:00 AM  

Flappyhead: Once that's done and she actually has to act



She's actually a pretty good actress. Twilight's just such a garbage series that no one was going to make that role likable or interesting.

She did an adaptaion of a YA novel called Speak that didn't get much attention, but she was fantastic in it. I actually think she'll probably have a better career than most people anticipate.
 
2012-09-16 02:50:39 AM  
cdn2.screenjunkies.com

But what about R-Patz? Their love was special Conan!
 
2012-09-16 05:21:07 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: She appears topless in this On the Road movie, if any of you care: Link (NSFW)


Good grief -- is that all? From the way folks were talking about it, I thought there'd be a lot more to it than a brief flash of nipples.

And she still can't act.
 
2012-09-16 05:24:09 AM  
She isnt bad to look at, but at the same time she is kinda like cows and asians. You can never tell what she is thinking by the look on her face. Definitely not the goddess that some make her out to be.

/knees too pointy
//gym in 26 minutes
 
2012-09-16 06:10:31 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: She appears topless in this On the Road movie, if any of you care: Link (NSFW)


T-O-P-L-E-S-S
/you'll do it when you get here
 
2012-09-16 06:33:50 AM  
Ok, she was NOT actually talking about the director she slept with.. still an awkward comment.
 
2012-09-16 06:54:47 AM  

jdcgonzalez: She isnt bad to look at, but at the same time she is kinda like cows and asians. You can never tell what she is thinking by the look on her face.


WTF?!
 
2012-09-16 07:21:54 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: jdcgonzalez: She isnt bad to look at, but at the same time she is kinda like cows and asians. You can never tell what she is thinking by the look on her face.

WTF?!


That was that movie with Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig.
 
2012-09-16 09:19:47 AM  
In an article that talks about double meanings of my favorite sort (that's what she said) the author actually calls the director a "wealthy Brazilian heir."

/wish I was worth a Brazilian dollars
 
2012-09-16 09:31:13 AM  
I've always imagined her as someone that yawns a lot. A lot.
 
2012-09-16 09:35:40 AM  
She's going to get penilized in the media for that comment.
 
2012-09-16 09:36:51 AM  

Genevieve Marie: She's actually a pretty good actress. Twilight's just such a garbage series that no one was going to make that role likable or interesting.


Isn't she supposed to act like a zombie in those movies? Like she's been mesmerized by the vampires and is a slave to her love, or something?

And I find nothing wrong with her comment. I don't know who would except a bunch of juvenile--oh that's right, I"m on the internet. Actors say stuff like that about their directors all the time.

But don't let me interfere with with your game of dogpile.
 
2012-09-16 10:10:18 AM  
At least the Tron dude is getting work.
He shows promise.
 
2012-09-16 10:12:04 AM  
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Approves
 
2012-09-16 10:27:59 AM  
You guys who don't like her, maybe you shouldn't have watched Twilight.
 
2012-09-16 10:42:06 AM  

Dear Jerk: You guys who don't like her, maybe you shouldn't have watched Twilight.


The only guys who like her have watched Twilight. Men care less for a women who is homely, skinny, and looks like she will never have an orgasm....
 
2012-09-16 10:53:20 AM  

DancingElkCondor: Dear Jerk: You guys who don't like her, maybe you shouldn't have watched Twilight.

The only guys who like her have watched Twilight. Men care less for a women who is homely, skinny, and looks like she will never have an orgasm....


I haven't watched Twilight...
 
2012-09-16 11:16:08 AM  
Any movie with Kristen Stewart in it is a movie I won't be spending money on.
 
2012-09-16 12:35:10 PM  
 
2012-09-16 02:19:14 PM  
Kristen Stewart having sex... it kind of looks like she will lick something, so I guess there's always that.

fizadawn.com
 
2012-09-16 04:52:21 PM  
she desreves an Oscar
 
2012-09-16 05:20:07 PM  

DancingElkCondor: she will never have an orgasm....


Who cares?
 
2012-09-16 05:29:49 PM  

skinink: I don't care what you guys think of her but she's pretty enough for me to want her to grind her butt into me like she did that director.

[www.d9b.com image 850x637]


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/seconded
 
2012-09-16 05:34:35 PM  
 
2012-09-16 05:40:32 PM  

Zoomaster: skinink: I don't care what you guys think of her but she's pretty enough for me to want her to grind her butt into me like she did that director.

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/seconded


"Come here and taste the other guy"
 
2012-09-16 06:28:40 PM  

Alphax: Ok, she was NOT actually talking about the director she slept with.. still an awkward comment.


How do you know she didn't sleep with this one?
 
2012-09-16 07:07:33 PM  

peterthx: Zoomaster: skinink: I don't care what you guys think of her but she's pretty enough for me to want her to grind her butt into me like she did that director.

[www.d9b.com image 850x637]

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[www.usmagazine.com image 290x423]

/seconded

"Come here and taste the other guy"


GAH!
 
2012-09-17 02:52:11 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: jdcgonzalez: She isnt bad to look at, but at the same time she is kinda like cows and asians. You can never tell what she is thinking by the look on her face.

WTF?!


You never know if they are happy, sad, hungry, lonely, content, etc. Same facial expression all the time.

/possibly tongue in cheek
 
2012-09-17 08:35:04 AM  

DubyaHater: B.L.Z. Bub: She appears topless in this On the Road movie, if any of you care: Link (NSFW)

T-O-P-L-E-S-S
/you'll do it when you get here


Ronnie Mund approves

/and zero point zero
 
2012-09-17 12:21:51 PM  

Zoomaster: skinink: I don't care what you guys think of her but she's pretty enough for me to want her to grind her butt into me like she did that director.

[www.d9b.com image 850x637]

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[www.usmagazine.com image 290x423]

/seconded


That pic makes her look like Drew Barrymoore..
 
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