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(Digital Spy)   Has the Fifty Shades of Grey film found its leading lady?   (digitalspy.com) divider line 15
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, Dredd, Selena Gomez, BDSM, leading lady  
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11604 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Sep 2012 at 1:46 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-16 02:25:07 AM  
7 votes:
2012-09-16 02:15:24 AM  
3 votes:
I don't give two shiats about the movie, but the series of book reviews linked here are comedy gold:

Goodreads
2012-09-16 01:38:27 AM  
2 votes:
Using 50 Shades of Grey to learn about a BDSM relationship is like using CSI to learn about Forensic Science.
2012-09-16 06:35:20 PM  
1 votes:

nmemkha: 50 Shades of Gray!

[i4.cdnds.net image 309x225]

49 Shades of Gray!

Gay

FTFY
2012-09-16 04:33:57 PM  
1 votes:
Never read the book but, if there's anything involving sex play with dildos there's still the possibility of a role for the Biebs
2012-09-16 12:25:50 PM  
1 votes:
Remember, folks, it started as Twilight fanfiction. It was written by someone who thought Twilight was well-written. That's ALL you need to know.
2012-09-16 09:50:58 AM  
1 votes:
he would be the emotionally repressed petite crossderesser who likes to hang from a swing while getting gang banged by hairy leather daddies.

he would be listed in the credits as "gaping twink"
2012-09-16 08:03:35 AM  
1 votes:

Apos: Hollie Maea: The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"

Of course. Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Fanning will be cast in the lead roles.


NO, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No means yes,
2012-09-16 07:36:27 AM  
1 votes:
+1 subby, I larfed.

I want Abe Vigoda and Selena Gomez.
2012-09-16 03:12:46 AM  
1 votes:

crzytxn: Justin Bieber has revealed that he was approached to play a role in the on-screen adaptation of the adult novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

Sure you were, Justin. I believe anything you say.


I haven't read the books (and won't) but I had no clue there would be a role for a pre-pubescent boy.
2012-09-16 03:00:30 AM  
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: Sabyen91: I want Ron Perlman and Camryn Manheim as the leads.

I saw that movie; It was based on an Ann Rice novel and had Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Akroyd.

It was terrible.


East of Eatin'
2012-09-16 02:43:00 AM  
1 votes:
I want Ron Perlman and Camryn Manheim as the leads.
2012-09-16 02:25:26 AM  
1 votes:

Hollie Maea: The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"


Of course. Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Fanning will be cast in the lead roles.
2012-09-15 11:33:53 PM  
1 votes:
The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"
2012-09-15 11:19:36 PM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but I'm already working on the remake :)
Very NSFW


I can offer my services as DP on that project.

/what? director of photgraphy
 
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