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(Digital Spy)   Has the Fifty Shades of Grey film found its leading lady?   (digitalspy.com) divider line 55
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2012-09-15 09:49:26 PM
Maybe but I'm already working on the remake :)
Very NSFW
 
2012-09-15 11:19:36 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but I'm already working on the remake :)
Very NSFW


I can offer my services as DP on that project.

/what? director of photgraphy
 
2012-09-15 11:25:43 PM
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2012-09-15 11:33:53 PM
The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"
 
2012-09-15 11:52:48 PM
If it's gonna be called Fifty shades of grey it should be in B&W.
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I think Apos got it :)
And Mary Poppins looks so stern in B&W :)
 
2012-09-16 12:07:59 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: If it's gonna be called Fifty shades of grey it should be in B&W.
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I think Apos got it :)
And Mary Poppins looks so stern in B&W :)




This voluptuous siren looks very familiar. Who is she?
 
2012-09-16 12:08:48 AM

Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: If it's gonna be called Fifty shades of grey it should be in B&W.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 441x700]
I think Apos got it :)
And Mary Poppins looks so stern in B&W :)



This voluptuous siren looks very familiar. Who is she?


That's Betty Page.
 
2012-09-16 12:24:27 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: If it's gonna be called Fifty shades of grey it should be in B&W.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 441x700]
I think Apos got it :)
And Mary Poppins looks so stern in B&W :)



This voluptuous siren looks very familiar. Who is she?

That's Betty Page.


Ahhh....Thanks for the reminder.
 
2012-09-16 12:24:33 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: If it's gonna be called Fifty shades of grey it should be in B&W.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 441x700]
I think Apos got it :)
And Mary Poppins looks so stern in B&W :)



This voluptuous siren looks very familiar. Who is she?

That's Betty Page.


Very good :)
 
2012-09-16 01:38:27 AM
Using 50 Shades of Grey to learn about a BDSM relationship is like using CSI to learn about Forensic Science.
 
2012-09-16 02:00:02 AM
Just pay the money for Emma Watson and be done with it.

It'll end up being the highest grossing flick of all time.
 
2012-09-16 02:15:24 AM
I don't give two shiats about the movie, but the series of book reviews linked here are comedy gold:

Goodreads
 
2012-09-16 02:25:07 AM
 
2012-09-16 02:25:26 AM

Hollie Maea: The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"


Of course. Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Fanning will be cast in the lead roles.
 
2012-09-16 02:39:08 AM
Can we get Irving C. Saltzberg to produce?

/Rock Hudson says 'I'm a very rich film producer and I need a lobotomy' and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming.
 
2012-09-16 02:43:00 AM
I want Ron Perlman and Camryn Manheim as the leads.
 
2012-09-16 02:46:59 AM
What you did with the headline, I see it
 
2012-09-16 02:57:26 AM

Sabyen91: I want Ron Perlman and Camryn Manheim as the leads.


I saw that movie; It was based on an Ann Rice novel and had Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Akroyd.

It was terrible.
 
2012-09-16 02:58:37 AM
Oh, great, they're making it into a movie, now most of America can think BDSM is about abuse instead of trust and mutually reciprocating each others' needs and desires.

Just fantastic.
 
2012-09-16 03:00:30 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Sabyen91: I want Ron Perlman and Camryn Manheim as the leads.

I saw that movie; It was based on an Ann Rice novel and had Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Akroyd.

It was terrible.


East of Eatin'
 
2012-09-16 03:01:13 AM

ZoSo_the_Crowe: Oh, great, they're making it into a movie, now most of America can think BDSM is about abuse instead of trust and mutually reciprocating each others' needs and desires.

Just fantastic.


Riiiiiiight....
 
2012-09-16 03:11:39 AM
Justin Bieber has revealed that he was approached to play a role in the on-screen adaptation of the adult novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

Sure you were, Justin. I believe anything you say.
 
2012-09-16 03:12:46 AM

crzytxn: Justin Bieber has revealed that he was approached to play a role in the on-screen adaptation of the adult novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

Sure you were, Justin. I believe anything you say.


I haven't read the books (and won't) but I had no clue there would be a role for a pre-pubescent boy.
 
2012-09-16 04:11:32 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Sabyen91: I want Ron Perlman and Camryn Manheim as the leads.

I saw that movie; It was based on an Ann Rice novel and had Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Akroyd.

It was terrible.


I don't remember anything from that movie except Dana Delany.

Mmmmmm..... Dana Delany....

www.famous-people-search.com

/hot
/so very...very hot...
 
2012-09-16 04:21:07 AM
How about we just get the guests and contestants from the last season of 'RuPaul's Drag Race' to do the movie???
 
2012-09-16 04:30:48 AM

whooter: Dwight_Yeast: Sabyen91: I want Ron Perlman and Camryn Manheim as the leads.

I saw that movie; It was based on an Ann Rice novel and had Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Akroyd.

It was terrible.

I don't remember anything from that movie except Dana Delany.

Mmmmmm..... Dana Delany....

[www.famous-people-search.com image 463x600]

/hot
/so very...very hot...


That was definitely a plus for that movie.
 
2012-09-16 04:55:29 AM

BronyMedic: Using 50 Shades of Grey to learn about a BDSM relationship is like using CSI to learn about Forensic Science.


That actually makes it sound better. Have you ever hung out with BDSM folks? Their kinks and stories are arbitrarily specific, sort of the equivalent of an in-joke that you'd have to actually be them to find entertaining.

CSI would suck if you had to watch one dude move sample tubes from one machine to another and then mail them back and forth to another lab for an entire season just to solve one case, and then have the case thrown out because one of the delivery guys failed to properly sign a chain of custody form. Sometimes there are such things as an appropriate simplification of fact in entertainment.

//I speak as a professional scientist, so I know all about this one. Learn to suspend disbelief, eh.
 
2012-09-16 05:36:33 AM
I don't know why any actress would turn down a role like this. The movie is bound (heh) to be a hit; it would be like turning down a role in the Harry Potter or "Twilight" films.

(Haven't read "50 Shades," don't intend to.)
 
2012-09-16 05:57:52 AM
I read a little of it on holiday. The holiday camp had women reading it and someone left it at the camp library. It's absolute rubbish.

A 22 year old college student, who is a virgin, is attracted to a rich guy, gets shown a load of bondage gear, finds the whole BSDM thing difficult to deal with, and isn't sure about the lack of romance, decides to give up her virginity to him and then enters into a submissive contract.

I could believe that there are virgins out there who are submissive-minded, for whom this is a turn-on and who would let a guy bone her, but I honestly don't believe that there are women who would like to be romantically wooed, who aren't into BSDM, who would let a guy take their cherry on the basis of no romance and a BSDM contract.
 
2012-09-16 06:30:34 AM

Nogale: I don't know why any actress would turn down a role like this. The movie is bound (heh) to be a hit; it would be like turning down a role in the Harry Potter or "Twilight" films.


The people who've bought the film rights are going to make a cheap film, using cheap actors and get it released quickly to capitalise on the hype before it dies out.
 
2012-09-16 06:47:56 AM
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Spits in 50 Shades' face and walks away in disgust.
 
2012-09-16 07:36:27 AM
+1 subby, I larfed.

I want Abe Vigoda and Selena Gomez.
 
2012-09-16 08:03:35 AM

Apos: Hollie Maea: The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"

Of course. Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Fanning will be cast in the lead roles.


NO, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No means yes,
 
2012-09-16 09:24:05 AM
FTFA: The 18-year-old's girlfriend Selena Gomez has also been mentioned as a potential candidate for female lead Anastasia Steele, though she has said she has no interest in starring in the film.

Go on...
 
2012-09-16 09:50:58 AM
he would be the emotionally repressed petite crossderesser who likes to hang from a swing while getting gang banged by hairy leather daddies.

he would be listed in the credits as "gaping twink"
 
2012-09-16 09:56:49 AM
Approached by the porn parody knockoff Fifty Shades of Gay, to be a fluffer....

NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-16 09:58:52 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but I'm already working on the remake :)
Very NSFW


See this? Do you know what it is? It's a bookmark.
 
2012-09-16 10:04:47 AM

Hollie Maea: The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"


It's absurd. Do it as a comedic parody at PG-13 or do it for real at NC-17 or don't do it.
 
2012-09-16 10:50:14 AM

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The 18-year-old's girlfriend Selena Gomez has also been mentioned as a potential candidate for female lead Anastasia Steele, though she has said she has no interest in starring in the film.

Go on...


Why don't you have a seat right over here.....
 
2012-09-16 10:56:34 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Can we get Irving C. Saltzberg to produce?

/Rock Hudson says 'I'm a very rich film producer and I need a lobotomy' and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming.


SPLUNGE!
 
2012-09-16 11:08:03 AM

Nem Wan: Hollie Maea: The hilarious part is that this movie will be rated PG-13

/For "Adult Themes"

It's absurd. Do it as a comedic parody at PG-13 or do it for real at NC-17 or don't do it.


Absolutely no one will ever listen to this advice. Mostly because even the author (who will forever make me think of John Travolta in the Hairspray outfit) will want to make mounds and mounds of money. There's none in a film that teenage girls who think this is real can't go to.
 
2012-09-16 11:45:13 AM
Wow... Is Hollywood really going to make a porno?

Actually, it doesn't work visually. It's a verbal story at root and would require narration. And the only narration hollywood knows to use these days involves Morgan Freeman.
 
2012-09-16 12:25:50 PM
Remember, folks, it started as Twilight fanfiction. It was written by someone who thought Twilight was well-written. That's ALL you need to know.
 
2012-09-16 01:17:32 PM
50 Shades of Gray!

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49 Shades of Gray!
 
2012-09-16 01:39:01 PM

BronyMedic: Using 50 Shades of Grey to learn about a BDSM relationship is like using CSI to learn about Forensic Science.


This.


Saborlas: Remember, folks, it started as Twilight fanfiction. It was written by someone who thought Twilight was well-written. That's ALL you need to know.


Aaaaaand this.
 
2012-09-16 02:03:43 PM

MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but I'm already working on the remake :)
Very NSFW

See this? Do you know what it is? It's a bookmark.


Heh :)
 
2012-09-16 02:23:12 PM
Not knowing what was in the link, my first thought was to suggest Betty White. But nope, I think the article got it right.
 
2012-09-16 04:33:57 PM
Never read the book but, if there's anything involving sex play with dildos there's still the possibility of a role for the Biebs
 
2012-09-16 04:45:07 PM
I can't WAIT to see the SyFy Channel/Asylum ripoff of this. What'll they call it, "50 Grey Shades"?
 
2012-09-16 06:04:01 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but I'm already working on the remake :)
Very NSFW

See this? Do you know what it is? It's a bookmark.

Heh :)


Checked it. Noice.
 
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