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(Coming Soon)   Meet the new Robocop who looks like a combination of Batman, Iron Man & a Power Ranger   (comingsoon.net) divider line 100
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2012-09-15 06:56:28 PM  
Directed by Jose Padilha

Really? I thought they waterboarded that guy until he went insane.
 
2012-09-15 07:34:00 PM  
Is this going to be like the Total Recall remake, where everyone spends more time talking about it than actually seeing it?
 
2012-09-15 07:36:20 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new Goddamned Iron Ranger overlord
 
2012-09-15 07:38:37 PM  
www.filmdungeon.com

"B*tches, leave! That guy still has his right hand."
 
2012-09-15 07:41:27 PM  
Will they keep the Co-ed shower scene?
 
2012-09-15 07:43:47 PM  
Will he be able to transform into a car?
 
2012-09-15 08:09:34 PM  
Is it against the law for superheroes to wear colors in movies now?
 
2012-09-15 08:12:23 PM  
Robatcop is going to be terrible.
 
2012-09-15 08:12:54 PM  
As long as he has a hand gun that can shoot unlimited 3 round bursts w/o reloading, we're cool.
 
2012-09-15 08:13:52 PM  
the pink power ranger had one of the best asses i ever saw on TV.
 
2012-09-15 08:17:04 PM  
...and crash test dummy.
 
2012-09-15 08:21:53 PM  
It hasn't been said yet? Really?

Rob Bottin's original is miles ahead of this thing.

There. It's done.
 
2012-09-15 08:22:32 PM  

KrispyKritter: the pink power ranger had one of the best asses i ever saw on TV.


I had a hard time choosing between pink and yellow.
 
2012-09-15 08:23:29 PM  
*pleasedontsuck**pleasedontsuck**pleasedontsuck**pleasedontsuck**pleas edontsuck*

*click*

And it sucks...
 
2012-09-15 08:23:29 PM  
They hired samuel l jackson so this time robocop wont be a bad motherfarker
 
2012-09-15 08:24:41 PM  
www.thetick.ws

Drop the antenna and the blue, and that's The Tick.
 
2012-09-15 08:28:30 PM  
such a pointless remake

yes, like total recall
which was virtually unwatchable and a farking snooze
 
2012-09-15 08:29:23 PM  

thamike: [www.filmdungeon.com image 255x198]

"B*tches, leave! That guy still has his right hand."


What? I thought we agreed on total body prosthesis, now lose the arm okay!
 
2012-09-15 08:33:34 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I had a hard time choosing between pink and yellow.


I never watched power rangers till I happened to have the sound off with the TV on and noticed they the had a shot of the yellow ranger sitting on a bench in a short skirt with a revealing camera angle. I started watching the first half of the show after that, she was smokin.

For some weird reason she would always be in the park hanging out with a bunch of little kids. Never understood that, nor cared enough to turn the sound on. Maybe she was supposed to be an up and coming Deborah Lefay....
 
2012-09-15 08:34:59 PM  
Yeah, THIS sums up my feelings perfectly.
 
2012-09-15 08:48:01 PM  
I'm not sure what to think about it. I mean, I get that advances have made in things that that's feasible and all, but the original Robocop wasn't supposed to look like some superhero, he was supposed to look like an asskicking machine. I think that's my problem with it.
 
2012-09-15 08:51:34 PM  
I'm okay with this. We've needed a new Robocop movie for decades now. I don't know why they never bothered to make a sequel after that first one turned out so well.
 
2012-09-15 08:56:51 PM  
I don't know if the movie will be good or bad but the Robocop itself sucks.
 
2012-09-15 09:00:16 PM  
www.operationplague.com

media.treehugger.com

markosun.files.wordpress.com

imageshack.us

Makes a hell of a lot more sense than bright silver.
 
2012-09-15 09:00:42 PM  
I'd not buy that for a dollar!
 
2012-09-15 09:01:55 PM  

Captain Steroid: Yeah, THIS sums up my feelings perfectly.


If the remake bad enough, I'd go with Protoype 2.
 
2012-09-15 09:06:17 PM  
Actually, it really needs some white detailing, the word "POLICE" across the chest, and a prominently displayed badge.

That's the one thing that always bugs the fark out of me when watching Robocop. When you look at a cop, you should know immediately that its a cop. I mean that could be any cyborg.
 
2012-09-15 09:08:28 PM  
As I said elsewhere, this is nothing we haven't seen before.
The old costume looked all sleek and heroic. This just feels recycled.
 
2012-09-15 09:12:03 PM  

skepticultist: Actually, it really needs some white detailing, the word "POLICE" across the chest, and a prominently displayed badge.

That's the one thing that always bugs the fark out of me when watching Robocop. When you look at a cop, you should know immediately that its a cop. I mean that could be any cyborg.


To be fair, when a seven-foot tall bulletproof cyberg says "freeze", you farking freeze, badge or no badge.
 
2012-09-15 09:13:19 PM  

skepticultist: Actually, it really needs some white detailing, the word "POLICE" across the chest, and a prominently displayed badge.

When you look at a cop, you should know immediately that its a cop.


The new thing is for cops to cover their departmental badges and name tags so they can't be identified.
 
2012-09-15 09:29:31 PM  
I'm not going to pass judgement until I see what kind of apps he comes with.
 
2012-09-15 09:32:40 PM  
Does he have nipples?
 
2012-09-15 09:34:12 PM  
Pretty apt description. Def a rental tho
 
2012-09-15 09:36:03 PM  
Sucks. They've lost the satirical aspect of the original completely with this design. I guess that's okay, since most of the numbnuts comments here seem to indicate that a lot of people didn't realize the original was a dark comedy as well as an action movie.
 
2012-09-15 09:48:07 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: KrispyKritter: the pink power ranger had one of the best asses i ever saw on TV.

I had a hard time choosing between pink and yellow.


Well since Yellow took a header off a cliff about twelve years ago, that should make the choice much easier.
 
2012-09-15 09:51:51 PM  
I can't decide between "I DON'T LIKE IT!" and "I WOULDN'T SEE THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!"
 
2012-09-15 09:55:23 PM  
Or they could've just reused the costume from Total Recall.

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2012-09-15 09:55:27 PM  
Batman got the hiv!

Wow, way to miss the point of the character.
 
2012-09-15 09:59:58 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As I said elsewhere, this is nothing we haven't seen before.
The old costume looked all sleek and heroic. This just feels recycled.


THIS.

Jesus. It's like they seriously went over to the Iron Man 3 set, borrowed RDJ's green-screen suit and painted it black.
 
2012-09-15 10:08:01 PM  
"I WOULDN'T SEE THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!"
I would, because it will be playing at our local dollar theater two weeks after it opens.
 
2012-09-15 10:13:25 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

I FIGHT FOR THE USERS CITIZENS
 
2012-09-15 10:16:41 PM  
I like the original design better. The movie's a freaking CLASSIC, and I don't get the point of remaking it quite yet.
 
2012-09-15 10:26:23 PM  
Maybe this shot is just Murphy in his regular cop suit before he becomes RoboCop. The point of RoboCop is that he's trapped inside this corporate-created robotic monstrosity, not turned into Batman Beyond. I guess they're going in a different direction.
 
2012-09-15 10:29:08 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: antidisestablishmentarianism: KrispyKritter: the pink power ranger had one of the best asses i ever saw on TV.

I had a hard time choosing between pink and yellow.

Well since Yellow took a header off a cliff about twelve years ago, that should make the choice much easier.


And the Asian girl takes a commanding lead...

/jk
//hot for Amy Jo Johnson since the show's premiere...came out at just the right moment of discovering masturbation
 
2012-09-15 10:29:41 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: Sucks. They've lost the satirical aspect of the original completely with this design. I guess that's okay, since most of the numbnuts comments here seem to indicate that a lot of people didn't realize the original was a dark comedy as well as an action movie.


Let's not be surprised when it turns out the people doing the remake don't realize it was supposed to be a comedy either.
 
2012-09-15 10:35:47 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: Well since Yellow took a header off a cliff about twelve years ago, that should make the choice much easier


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2012-09-15 10:37:19 PM  
Why remake a classic??

Doesn't Hollywood have any fresh ideas?
 
2012-09-15 10:39:48 PM  

Mugato: Maybe this shot is just Murphy in his regular cop suit before he becomes RoboCop.


This is what I thought.
 
2012-09-15 10:41:39 PM  

Linoleum_Blownapart: [www.thetick.ws image 450x522]

Drop the antenna and the blue, and that's The Tick.


The Tick with a dash of MANTIS thrown in.
 
2012-09-15 10:45:51 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Mugato: Maybe this shot is just Murphy in his regular cop suit before he becomes RoboCop.

This is what I thought.


That'd be dumb. What makes Robocop is the suit, contrasting him from the rest. Then again, first day of shooting, and they're already filming Robocop scenes? Unlikely. So maybe he's right.
 
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