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(News 95.7 Halifax)   Elderly woman's child abduction attempt thwarted by 13-year-old girl   (news957.com) divider line 32
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bow [TotalFark]
2012-09-15 04:07:45 PM
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...
 
2012-09-15 04:29:42 PM
dementia?
 
2012-09-15 04:57:17 PM

sithon: dementia?



The real answer:

The old lady is a witch.
 
2012-09-15 05:49:15 PM
Yeah, seems mighty odd.... will be waiting to see how "Elderly" this woman is.

In my mind "Elderly" is generally at least 70, if not over 75. A woman that age wanting to kidnap a kid seems very odd.

I'd go with dementia if she didn't run off... if it was dementia, and she thought this was her son from 40 years ago or something, she'd have still been arguing with the 13 year old girl.
 
2012-09-15 06:19:47 PM
Whatever happened to simply building a gingerbread house in the woods?
 
2012-09-15 06:22:56 PM
FTA "I'm tempted to say it's so rare it doesn't register," said Plecas.

He said there are more than 2-million crimes committed across the country annually, and researchers could probably count on one hand the number of similar cases.


Except for all those cases where they get away with abducting a child, possibly because no one ever suspects the old woman.
 
2012-09-15 06:26:04 PM
So now the Blair Witch lives in Canada and rides a pickup truck?
 
2012-09-15 06:29:19 PM
With the NHL on strike, I suspect the Canadian crime rate will skyrocket. -_-
 
2012-09-15 06:30:48 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Except for all those cases where they get away with abducting a child, possibly because no one ever suspects the old woman butterfly.


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2012-09-15 06:31:30 PM
The elderly woman had a child which was being abducted? Would that be an adult abduction?
 
2012-09-15 06:36:53 PM
a middle aged woman attempted to kidnap one of my sisters children years ago. my sisters children were very young at the time, this was when she had three boys. they were visiting what is now called the NJ State Fair when a woman grabbed one of the boys and bolted with him. my sister was forced to leave her other two children and give chase. it was close but my sister caught up with the biatch before she made it to her car. the woman had the nerve to say to my sister "i just wanted to show him to my aunt, he's such a good looking boy". yeah, right.
 
2012-09-15 06:37:43 PM
But she was arrested BY MOUNTIES! FOR THE WIN!
 
2012-09-15 06:46:34 PM

Aquajets1: But she was arrested BY MOUNTIES! FOR THE WIN!



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2012-09-15 06:49:48 PM
 
2012-09-15 06:52:24 PM

KrispyKritter: a middle aged woman attempted to kidnap one of my sisters children years ago. my sisters children were very young at the time, this was when she had three boys. they were visiting what is now called the NJ State Fair when a woman grabbed one of the boys and bolted with him. my sister was forced to leave her other two children and give chase. it was close but my sister caught up with the biatch before she made it to her car. the woman had the nerve to say to my sister "i just wanted to show him to my aunt, he's such a good looking boy". yeah, right.


This woman didn't happen to have a gold tooth, colourful skirts and lots of bangles, did she?
 
2012-09-15 06:58:11 PM

KrispyKritter: a middle aged woman attempted to kidnap one of my sisters children years ago. my sisters children were very young at the time, this was when she had three boys. they were visiting what is now called the NJ State Fair when a woman grabbed one of the boys and bolted with him. my sister was forced to leave her other two children and give chase. it was close but my sister caught up with the biatch before she made it to her car. the woman had the nerve to say to my sister "i just wanted to show him to my aunt, he's such a good looking boy". yeah, right.


I seem to recall hearing a similar story on Fark that involved gypsies.

/are we allowed to use "gypsy"? or is that un-PC?
 
2012-09-15 06:58:40 PM
I guess she wanted Grandchildren but didn't have any ?

that is what I'm thinking, I could be wrong.
 
2012-09-15 07:07:40 PM

KrispyKritter: a middle aged woman attempted to kidnap one of my sisters children years ago. my sisters children were very young at the time, this was when she had three boys. they were visiting what is now called the NJ State Fair when a woman grabbed one of the boys and bolted with him. my sister was forced to leave her other two children and give chase. it was close but my sister caught up with the biatch before she made it to her car. the woman had the nerve to say to my sister "i just wanted to show him to my aunt, he's such a good looking boy". yeah, right.


Gypsy
 
2012-09-15 07:16:10 PM

J. Frank Parnell: FTA "I'm tempted to say it's so rare it doesn't register," said Plecas.

He said there are more than 2-million crimes committed across the country annually, and researchers could probably count on one hand the number of similar cases.

Except for all those cases where they get away with abducting a child, possibly because no one ever suspects the old woman.


Female rapists, kidnappers, and serial killers are more common then we think because they are just better at it then their male counterparts. They don't get caught.
 
2012-09-15 07:18:16 PM

FunkOut: Whatever happened to simply building a gingerbread house in the woods?


Do you realize how expensive that would be considering all the ingredients needed? It would be cheaper to just grab a pre-made kid.
 
2012-09-15 07:28:46 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FunkOut: Whatever happened to simply building a gingerbread house in the woods?

Do you realize how expensive that would be considering all the ingredients needed? It would be cheaper to just grab a pre-made kid.


And that's before you even get into decomposition & weather damage (ie it will slowly dissolve in the rain).
OK, sure, they might have preservation magics, but ti still won't be "fresh", and you don't want to live in a stale cookie.

No, all things considered, you'd be better off renting a regular, non-baked-goods house, and grabbing a ready-made kid off the street.

/ Quite why you want one, I have no idea.
// And if it's that big a deal for you, you can legally make your own, no questions asked*.

* providing your choice of partner is of-age, consenting, and you don't alert the authorities by dressing too overtly-stereotypical, and you're really good at hiding the bodies.
 
2012-09-15 07:46:22 PM
As a cougar gets older, the boys she craves get younger.
 
2012-09-15 07:53:23 PM

Wizard Drongo: Bathia_Mapes: FunkOut: Whatever happened to simply building a gingerbread house in the woods?

Do you realize how expensive that would be considering all the ingredients needed? It would be cheaper to just grab a pre-made kid.

And that's before you even get into decomposition & weather damage (ie it will slowly dissolve in the rain).
OK, sure, they might have preservation magics, but ti still won't be "fresh", and you don't want to live in a stale cookie.

No, all things considered, you'd be better off renting a regular, non-baked-goods house, and grabbing a ready-made kid off the street.

/ Quite why you want one, I have no idea.
// And if it's that big a deal for you, you can legally make your own, no questions asked*.

* providing your choice of partner is of-age, consenting, and you don't alert the authorities by dressing too overtly-stereotypical, and you're really good at hiding the bodies.


MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no
 
2012-09-15 08:12:47 PM

The_Sponge: sithon: dementia?


The real answer:

The old lady is a witch.


Yep. I figure she was going to bake the kid into a pie.
 
2012-09-15 08:25:57 PM
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Wonder what her motive was?
 
2012-09-15 09:34:15 PM
I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but I can't emphasize this enough, don't go after children in groups.


/At least without a gameplan
 
2012-09-15 10:47:45 PM
672 kilometres north of Vancouver

Was it Mrs. Claus?
 
2012-09-15 11:12:18 PM
Torture the pedophile! Draw and quarter him! Hanging's too good for this bastard!

Oh wait, it was a woman?

Poor sweet thing must have been confused, that's all.
 
2012-09-16 12:01:54 AM
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2012-09-16 10:55:00 AM

Aquajets1: But she was arrested BY MOUNTIES! FOR THE WIN!


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2012-09-16 11:45:05 AM
FTFA "Her concern for her little buddy is what motivated..." 

Self perpetuating stereotypes amuse me

/dnrtft yet
 
2012-09-16 11:51:08 AM

Grandemadaca: Aquajets1: But she was arrested BY MOUNTIES! FOR THE WIN!

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Painted animals lol
 
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