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2012-09-15 12:55:42 PM  
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So Dacula, GA sounds like a friendly place unless you piss off some woman.
 
2012-09-15 01:49:26 PM  
I guess I'd like to know why a police officer would only warn her that a warrant had been issued for her arrest and she should turn herself in, and not arrest her?
 
2012-09-15 03:03:12 PM  
Ooooo white trash problems.
 
2012-09-15 03:18:28 PM  

Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.


The woman who was arrested for assault:

o5.aolcdn.com
 
2012-09-15 03:22:05 PM  

TwistedIvory: Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.

The woman who was arrested for assault:

[o5.aolcdn.com image 600x324]


Just really sounds like the people I grew up with.
 
2012-09-15 04:20:26 PM  
fta At that point, Crawford allegedly punched the woman in the face, pulled her by the hair to the ground and "began attacking her."

"Began"? So the face punching and hair pulling was, what, a pleasant introduction?
 
2012-09-15 04:23:43 PM  

wambu: Dacula, GA sounds like a friendly place unless you piss off some woman.


That town bites.
 
2012-09-15 04:24:07 PM  

neglogon: I guess I'd like to know why a police officer would only warn her that a warrant had been issued for her arrest and she should turn herself in, and not arrest her?


Probably poor communication by the author. Chances are the officer said something along the lines of "Look, you have a warrant and I'm going to arrest you for that. Now, you can come peacefully and I will say that you surrendered. It's in your best interest to surrender."
 
2012-09-15 04:24:58 PM  

TwistedIvory: Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.

The woman who was arrested for assault:


So attractive and successful people's problems.
 
2012-09-15 04:27:27 PM  
I couldn't help but read that as "Dracula High School"
 
2012-09-15 04:33:54 PM  
Subby, I honestly have no idea why you would find any of this amusing.
 
2012-09-15 04:36:37 PM  

The Only Sane Man In Florida: I couldn't help but read that as "Dracula High School"


Me too. Is their mascot a vampire?
 
2012-09-15 04:39:53 PM  
bunny boiler
 
2012-09-15 04:46:16 PM  

neglogon: I guess I'd like to know why a police officer would only warn her that a warrant had been issued for her arrest and she should turn herself in, and not arrest her?


The warrant may not have been extraditable.
 
2012-09-15 04:47:34 PM  

The Only Sane Man In Florida: I couldn't help but read that as "Dracula High School"


aH aH aH!
I have come to suck your blod!
 
2012-09-15 04:51:42 PM  

The Only Sane Man In Florida: I couldn't help but read that as "Dracula High School"


Considering how often people must make that mistake or intentionally call the town "Dracula," they should just go ahead and change the name, embrace the whole vampire thing, and bring in some tourist dollars.
 
2012-09-15 04:54:01 PM  

TwistedIvory: Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.

The woman who was arrested for assault:

[o5.aolcdn.com image 600x324]


ASP.NET GridView. nice.
 
2012-09-15 04:59:47 PM  
I forget, what are you supposed to say when someone asks, "Are you a god?"
 
2012-09-15 05:01:45 PM  
maybe getting involved with someone still married isn't the best decision of the day. just saying.

points for married dad letting his new squeeze get clocked. WTG guy. you're a thinker.

points for mom for making her basketball team son wish he went to another school. you're a genius.
 
2012-09-15 05:08:23 PM  

Gwendolyn: Just really sounds like the people I grew up with.


Sadly, me too. (Kansas has its share of white trash, for sure.)

Jon iz teh kewl: ASP.NET GridView. nice.


Hotlinked .JPG, actually.
 
2012-09-15 05:11:20 PM  

neglogon: I guess I'd like to know why a police officer would only warn her that a warrant had been issued for her arrest and she should turn herself in, and not arrest her?


If it is a minor warrant, she can go grab the cash, head to the jail, and book in and bond out. Saves the officer having to spend an hour or two off the road arresting, transporting, and booking her, and saves her having to take a spot in a cell waiting for someone to get the cash to come get her.
 
2012-09-15 05:13:30 PM  
Man I'm disappointed. I thought that was Dracula school for a moment and thought someone might get impaled.
 
2012-09-15 05:14:58 PM  

TwistedIvory: Gwendolyn: Just really sounds like the people I grew up with.

Sadly, me too. (Kansas has its share of white trash, for sure.)

Jon iz teh kewl: ASP.NET GridView. nice.

Hotlinked .JPG, actually.


actually to be specific, an array of multi colored pixels.
 
2012-09-15 05:18:34 PM  

Gergesa: Man I'm disappointed. I thought that was Dracula school for a moment and thought someone might get impaled.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

yeah well dracula's comin tonight
 
2012-09-15 05:33:14 PM  

TheSwizz: neglogon: I guess I'd like to know why a police officer would only warn her that a warrant had been issued for her arrest and she should turn herself in, and not arrest her?

Probably poor communication by the author. Chances are the officer said something along the lines of "Look, you have a warrant and I'm going to arrest you for that. Now, you can come peacefully and I will say that you surrendered. It's in your best interest to surrender."


Advise and release happens all the time, for a variety of charges.

Police have limited manpower, believe it or not.
 
2012-09-15 05:37:20 PM  

TastyEloi: The Only Sane Man In Florida: I couldn't help but read that as "Dracula High School"

Considering how often people must make that mistake or intentionally call the town "Dracula," they should just go ahead and change the name, embrace the whole vampire thing, and bring in some tourist dollars.


I know someone who grew up in Salem, Massachusetts, and she says she hated Halloween growing up because of the insane crush of tourists. Maybe "Dracula" could help take the pressure off a bit. (The silly thing is that the "afflicted girls" and "witches" didn't even live in Salem, they lived in what's now Danvers. Oh well).
 
2012-09-15 05:38:52 PM  

HighOnCraic: I forget, what are you supposed to say when someone asks, "Are you a god?"


img2.etsystatic.com
 
2012-09-15 05:42:32 PM  
So the married lady want to go back to her estranged husband even though it's clear that he has moved on?
 
2012-09-15 05:50:32 PM  

TwistedIvory: Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.

The woman who was arrested for assault:

[o5.aolcdn.com image 600x324]


It's an honest mistake... easy to make, especially if you know Gwinnett County and Dacula, GA...

/sadly knows Gwinnett County and Dacula, GA 
//made the same mistake
 
2012-09-15 05:51:25 PM  

HighOnCraic: I forget, what are you supposed to say when someone asks, "Are you a god?"


twi-ny.com

I'm a god. I'm not the God. I don't think.
 
2012-09-15 05:53:44 PM  

Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.


Come on, I figured out it was not white trash problems by the time I got to the end of the headline.
 
2012-09-15 05:54:56 PM  

TastyEloi: The Only Sane Man In Florida: I couldn't help but read that as "Dracula High School"

Considering how often people must make that mistake or intentionally call the town "Dracula," they should just go ahead and change the name, embrace the whole vampire thing, and bring in some tourist dollars.


I live near there... I was chatting with someone in Transylvania once, said he had family in Dacula. Small world. xD
 
2012-09-15 06:03:40 PM  

Dragonflew: Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.

Come on, I figured out it was not white trash problems by the time I got to the end of the headline.


It didn't even take me that long. GA white trash don't play basketball. They play football or they play nothing.
 
2012-09-15 06:35:32 PM  

skinink: So the married lady want to go back to her estranged husband even though it's clear that he has moved on?


DING!
 
2012-09-15 06:48:44 PM  
A Sept. 9 basketball tryout attended by a woman, her still-married boyfriend and the man's estranged wife

Sanctity of MarriageTM
 
2012-09-15 07:14:55 PM  
And you can bet the wife decided to leave her husband when they split up. It works that way
 
2012-09-15 07:22:35 PM  
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ChrisDe: HighOnCraic: I forget, what are you supposed to say when someone asks, "Are you a god?"

[twi-ny.com image 304x168]

I'm a god. I'm not the God. I don't think.

 

I'm not a god, but on my deathbed I'll receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
2012-09-15 07:29:39 PM  

Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.


Wanna know how I know you're an anti-white racist?
 
2012-09-15 07:33:30 PM  
Can't understand why the dude ever left her.
 
2012-09-15 07:35:19 PM  

Harv72b: wambu: Dacula, GA sounds like a friendly place unless you piss off some woman.

That town bites.


So is it pronounced like "[Count] Dracula" or "[I got lots of beer in ]Da Kooolah"?
 
2012-09-15 07:38:01 PM  

JesusJuice: TwistedIvory: Gwendolyn: Ooooo white trash problems.

The woman who was arrested for assault:

So attractive and successful people's problems.


She could pass . . .
 
2012-09-15 08:46:43 PM  

wambu: Harv72b: wambu: Dacula, GA sounds like a friendly place unless you piss off some woman.

That town bites.

So is it pronounced like "[Count] Dracula" or "[I got lots of beer in ]Da Kooolah"?


Oh, let me help you there. Neither one, actually. It's pronounced "Da-CUE-la". Emphasis on the middle syllable.

I don't know why. I live one county south of Gwinnett so don't blame me.
 
2012-09-15 09:01:31 PM  
Wife and girlfriend shoulda took turns beating the snot out of mister.
That is all.
 
2012-09-15 09:21:18 PM  
Was there an Article 28 violation?
 
2012-09-15 11:46:42 PM  
I am getting genuinely tired of hearing about these black woman acting like the black scum that they are, really we don't need any more of these violent blacks acting like the sub-human crap that they are.
 
2012-09-15 11:55:37 PM  

Notabunny: fta At that point, Crawford allegedly punched the woman in the face, pulled her by the hair to the ground and "began attacking her."

"Began"? So the face punching and hair pulling was, what, a pleasant introduction?


Judging from the other headlines on the webpage, for Dacula, Georgia, it apparently is.
 
2012-09-15 11:56:24 PM  

oldfurr: I am getting genuinely tired of hearing about these black woman acting like the black scum that they are, really we don't need any more of these violent blacks acting like the sub-human crap that they are.


Well, that's mighty white of you.
 
2012-09-16 11:18:09 AM  
Why is this 'Amusing'? I don't find any of this funny.
 
2012-09-16 12:07:18 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: neglogon: I guess I'd like to know why a police officer would only warn her that a warrant had been issued for her arrest and she should turn herself in, and not arrest her?

If it is a minor warrant, she can go grab the cash, head to the jail, and book in and bond out. Saves the officer having to spend an hour or two off the road arresting, transporting, and booking her, and saves her having to take a spot in a cell waiting for someone to get the cash to come get her.


I've had a warrant for my arrest just last year. But it was very minor; just a speeding ticket I forgot about. I was able to clear everything up over the phone, paying $160 or so, and that included everything.

More serious warrants however, I'd also recommend taking care of them remotely as much as possible.
 
2012-09-16 02:10:42 PM  

ChrisDe: The Only Sane Man In Florida: I couldn't help but read that as "Dracula High School"

Me too. Is their mascot a vampire?


Falcons, actually. Team colors are blue and gold.

This is my alma mater. Once a hick town, always a hick town. So glad I'm not there anymore.

I actually expected this link to be about my former step-family: My former step-dad married his brother's ex-wife after having an affair with her previously. Of her 4 kids, 3 are in prison somewhere in GA, 1 for murder, 1 for GTA, 1 for random arson/theft acts.
 
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