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(Oregon Live)   Aloha High running back finishes season with 643 yards and 10 touchdowns. What, that was one game?   (blog.oregonlive.com) divider line 28
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2012-09-15 01:01:23 PM  
Enjoy life now, kid.

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2012-09-15 01:32:21 PM  
the Aloha Warriors defeated Lakeridge 84-63.


Jesus Christ! Was neither team even attempting to play defense?
 
2012-09-15 02:01:11 PM  

Hoban Washburne: the Aloha Warriors defeated Lakeridge 84-63.


Jesus Christ! Was neither team even attempting to play defense?


Yeah, I came to biatch about the coach running up the score by not benching this kid, but it wasn't that much of a blowout.
 
2012-09-15 02:45:19 PM  
I hope my kids are good at fun sports to watch. If I have a son that is good at baseball I am going to be real upset.
 
2012-09-15 03:44:24 PM  
Do they not play defense in the Pacific NW?
 
2012-09-15 03:51:56 PM  

Hoban Washburne: the Aloha Warriors defeated Lakeridge 84-63.


Jesus Christ! Was neither team even attempting to play defense?


I think they got into foul trouble early & had to lay off anyone driving to the hoop.
 
2012-09-15 04:09:28 PM  
As this is green'd, and will be seen by Farkers worldwide, it's pronounced "uh-LO-wuh"
 
2012-09-15 04:51:25 PM  
And he did it on his birthday. Take that, Delhomme.
 
2012-09-15 04:51:35 PM  
Bo shrugs and says I could do that by halftime
 
2012-09-15 04:55:32 PM  

RadioAaron: As this is green'd, and will be seen by Farkers worldwide, it's pronounced "uh-LO-wuh"


I hate you.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:07 PM  

Hoban Washburne: the Aloha Warriors defeated Lakeridge 84-63.


Jesus Christ! Was neither team even attempting to play defense?


Defense? we ain't go no Defense, we don't need no stinking defenses!
 
2012-09-15 04:58:38 PM  
Came for Al Bundy.

Sliding Carp FTW.

/Drove by the game last night and wondered why it was so packed.
 
2012-09-15 05:00:55 PM  

SnakeLee: I hope my kids are good at fun sports to watch. If I have a son that is good at baseball I am going to be real upset.


Sure you will, until he makes the pros and signs a 60 million dollar contract.
 
2012-09-15 05:24:11 PM  

basemetal: Do they not play defense in the Pacific NW?


Aloha basically played with one defensive back after Tyner hurt his wrist playing defense.

Sliding Carp: Enjoy life now, kid.


He's already committed to the Ducks for college. Sure, he won't ever have a game like this, but free college...
 
2012-09-15 05:24:26 PM  

Sgt Otter: Hoban Washburne: the Aloha Warriors defeated Lakeridge 84-63.


Jesus Christ! Was neither team even attempting to play defense?

Yeah, I came to biatch about the coach running up the score by not benching this kid, but it wasn't that much of a blowout.


Maybe they were playing Arena Football.
 
2012-09-15 05:26:11 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: SnakeLee: I hope my kids are good at fun sports to watch. If I have a son that is good at baseball I am going to be real upset.

Sure you will, until he makes the pros and signs a 60 million dollar contract.


I'm hoping the only sport his kid is good at is World of Warcraft.
 
2012-09-15 05:30:34 PM  
And Southern Cal has already offered him a $250,000, um, "scholarship". Yeah, yeah, "scholarship".

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//Student Athlete FTW!
 
2012-09-15 05:32:51 PM  

basemetal: Do they not play defense in the Pacific NW?


just getting them ready for the pac-potato
 
2012-09-15 05:34:44 PM  
Oh, and it was his 18th birthday...
 
2012-09-15 05:51:21 PM  
Over in one
 
2012-09-15 06:16:32 PM  

mediablitz: Oh, and it was his 18th birthday...


So does he get the opposite of "The Jake"?
 
2012-09-15 06:46:02 PM  
He'll be a nice compliment to De'Anthony Thomas on 2013.

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2012-09-15 07:29:27 PM  
Sad thing is when Tyner only gains 300 yards and scores four TDs in his next game, they'll be wondering what's wrong with him.
 
2012-09-15 10:07:09 PM  
i would be trying to run out of Aloha, too.
 
2012-09-15 10:40:53 PM  

Hoban Washburne: Jesus Christ! Was neither team even attempting to play defense?


Lakeridge has been famous for blowing the crap out of defenses for about 30 years in the Portland area, also they are gigantic douches down there. Aloha just got the player that could out score Lakeridge.
 
2012-09-15 10:54:16 PM  

Krieghund: Popcorn Johnny: SnakeLee: I hope my kids are good at fun sports to watch. If I have a son that is good at baseball I am going to be real upset.

Sure you will, until he makes the pros and signs a 60 million dollar contract.

I'm hoping the only sport his kid is good at is World of Warcraft.


...and by good at WoW you don't mean he leads a top raiding guild, you mean that he is the king of Barrens chat.
 
2012-09-15 11:29:09 PM  

davidphogan: And he did it on his birthday. Take that, Delhomme.


TheManofPA: mediablitz: Oh, and it was his 18th birthday...

So does he get the opposite of "The Jake"?


I want to know what it's called.
 
2012-09-16 12:02:48 PM  
You want to brag about your RB when your D gave up 63?

Your priorities are FARKED.
 
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