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(Daily Kos)   Conservatives agree: It's gonna be a landslide   (dailykos.com) divider line 40
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9527 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Sep 2012 at 3:42 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-15 02:29:13 PM  
9 votes:
POLLING DATA NORMALIZED, ACCOUNTING FOR THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
2012-09-15 03:44:34 PM  
7 votes:
imageshack.us

/oblig
2012-09-15 05:25:53 PM  
4 votes:
i1217.photobucket.com

/I weep for humanity...
2012-09-15 02:38:44 PM  
3 votes:

MBK: Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.

I remember before the 08 elections took place, I read a few Freeper posts.

Some of them were "While I hate Barry HUSSEIN Obama, I respect the Office of the President and will accept it if he wins".

Boy, that went south quickly, didn't it?


I can assure you that post was quickly deleted, and the user banned, for daring to afford FartNambla any respect whatsoever. "Respect the office" was only required when liberals/indies openly questioned Bush's headstrong and ignorant chickenhawk policies.

/posted once to freerepublic, agreeing with them (as a troll of sorts). They banned me immediately for not exhibiting at least 40% of the DSM-IV in one paragraph. Apparently that is the metric used to measure ideological purity
2012-09-15 01:57:50 PM  
3 votes:

xynix: raerae1980: This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!

Yes and they 100% believe this stuff. Everything on Fox is to be believed..

It's funny I watched Fox for 5 minutes on Wednesday as a joke. It showed a clip of Obama saying "We're not ally's and we're not friends." Then it broke away to a few talking heads and every single one of them said "Why did Obama say we we're allies with Egypt!?" They then spent the next 5 minutes hammering home how wrong it was for Obama to say we're allys with Egypt. I'm sitting with friends watching this and asked them to clarify what I just witnessed.. It's like they showed the clip unmodified and then created an entirely new memory of what was in the clip. Fascinating if it weren't so scary.


You're not the demographic base that Faux News is trying to attract.
You are more than likely intelligent, free-thinking, and a graduate of the eighth grade.
2012-09-15 10:40:08 AM  
3 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-09-15 10:09:01 PM  
2 votes:
Why do you need smart people when there are all sorts of smart things to believe?

craphound.com
2012-09-15 09:08:15 PM  
2 votes:

Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it.

img.photobucket.com

2012-09-15 04:08:59 PM  
2 votes:

Shaggy_C: It will be a very close race


Why did you have to bring race into this?
2012-09-15 11:28:16 AM  
2 votes:
even when obama wins, i'll bet you fox reports romney as the landslide winner, just to keep their alternate reality going.
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-09-15 10:52:27 AM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.


I remember before the 08 elections took place, I read a few Freeper posts.

Some of them were "While I hate Barry HUSSEIN Obama, I respect the Office of the President and will accept it if he wins".

Boy, that went south quickly, didn't it?
2012-09-15 10:47:17 AM  
2 votes:
the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.
2012-09-16 01:21:44 AM  
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: [wonkette.com image 300x284]

Photo from Nov. 6, 2012 1990


so i heard
2012-09-16 12:21:28 AM  
1 votes:
wonkette.com

Photo from Nov. 6, 2012
2012-09-15 11:58:56 PM  
1 votes:

skykid: Altitude5280: Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it. [img.photobucket.com image 620x479]

Are you serious? (SMH)


skykid: Altitude5280: Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it. [img.photobucket.com image 620x479]

Are you serious? (SMH)


Here is the site with his map- Link
NFA
2012-09-15 09:59:57 PM  
1 votes:
i1221.photobucket.com
2012-09-15 04:37:06 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused RAAAGAGHH! URRRUUGGHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!H!H!!!!! GUH! when Obama gets reelected.

2012-09-15 04:26:08 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to be watching Fox News on the evening of November 6th. The lulz will be outstanding. Can't wait to see the tears and gnashing of teeth from Karl Rove and Dick Morris.
2012-09-15 04:25:11 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-15 04:22:20 PM  
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig


Funny, this post (FTFA):


A.) Oversampled Dems - especially in Ohio (D+10)
B.) Polled 9/9 - 9/11 - tail end of DNC Bounce and anniversary of 9/11 - huge benefit for Obama
C.) Polled BEFORE Middle East blew up.
D.) Obama can't break 50 in any poll - despite A, B,& C.


Reminded me of that post here.
2012-09-15 04:12:49 PM  
1 votes:

MBK: Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.

I remember before the 08 elections took place, I read a few Freeper posts.

Some of them were "While I hate Barry HUSSEIN Obama, I respect the Office of the President and will accept it if he wins".

Boy, that went south quickly, didn't it?


Dude, it never LEFT the south.
2012-09-15 04:11:58 PM  
1 votes:

UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016


I have two words for you my friend:

Wanda Sykes
2012-09-15 04:04:17 PM  
1 votes:
ROMNEY/RAFALCA 2012!!!!
2012-09-15 03:57:20 PM  
1 votes:

UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016


I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.
2012-09-15 03:56:07 PM  
1 votes:
I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016
2012-09-15 03:49:19 PM  
1 votes:
My Teabagger coworkers are literally giggling with excitement. Really. They read something from Drudge or Free Republic, and they high-five each other in the cube farm. They're really excited about all the neocon Supreme Court Justices their team will get to appoint after they win the House, the Senate, and the White House.
2012-09-15 03:27:21 PM  
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: dickfreckle: I can assure you that post was quickly deleted, and the user banned, for daring to afford FartNambla any respect whatsoever. "Respect the office" was only required when liberals/indies openly questioned Bush's headstrong and ignorant chickenhawk policies.

That whole "its treason/unpatriotic to criticize the president during a time of war" argument disappeared quickly after Nov 2008 as well.


But you don't get it. Obama is BLACK. That changes everything.
2012-09-15 02:51:14 PM  
1 votes:

dickfreckle: I can assure you that post was quickly deleted, and the user banned, for daring to afford FartNambla any respect whatsoever. "Respect the office" was only required when liberals/indies openly questioned Bush's headstrong and ignorant chickenhawk policies.


That whole "its treason/unpatriotic to criticize the president during a time of war" argument disappeared quickly after Nov 2008 as well.
2012-09-15 02:20:50 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: urban.derelict: McBorninPanama

lulz.

I want to know what these people will say if Obama wins. Will they just shrug and mumble "hmm, looks like I forgot to carry the one" or will they simply implode in fiery maelstrom of impotent derpular rage?


The Secret Service will probably be a lot busier.
2012-09-15 02:16:08 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: urban.derelict: McBorninPanama

lulz.

I want to know what these people will say if Obama wins. Will they just shrug and mumble "hmm, looks like I forgot to carry the one" or will they simply implode in fiery maelstrom of impotent derpular rage?


I think they're still sticking with "ACORN stole the election!!!!1!". If anything, when not busy alienating voters, they seem to have been very efficient at laying the groundwork for the case that three unemployed paralegals in Podunk defrauded the entire nation, or something. Chemtrails?
2012-09-15 02:08:13 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: raerae1980: This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!

Yes and they 100% believe this stuff. Everything on Fox is to be believed.


The funny/sad thing is, if you read a few threads on Freep you'll see their paranoia levels are so ramped up that they don't even trust Fox any more. Most of them are convinced that Roger Ailes is a totally owned tool of the "GOPe."
2012-09-15 02:02:21 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: urban.derelict: McBorninPanama

lulz.

I want to know what these people will say if Obama wins. Will they just shrug and mumble "hmm, looks like I forgot to carry the one" or will they simply implode in fiery maelstrom of impotent derpular rage?


I'll give you a hint: they were told there would be no math.
2012-09-15 02:01:15 PM  
1 votes:

urban.derelict: McBorninPanama


lulz.

I want to know what these people will say if Obama wins. Will they just shrug and mumble "hmm, looks like I forgot to carry the one" or will they simply implode in fiery maelstrom of impotent derpular rage?
2012-09-15 12:29:48 PM  
1 votes:
I agree. Rmoney IS going to get buried in a landslide. And nobody will give a shiat outside of his dancing horse.
2012-09-15 12:15:24 PM  
1 votes:
Those are some very interesting statisticals.
2012-09-15 11:37:58 AM  
1 votes:

raerae1980: This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!


This.
2012-09-15 11:24:50 AM  
1 votes:

raerae1980: This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!

2012-09-15 11:15:23 AM  
1 votes:

urban.derelict: dr_blasto: What is this craziness?

Freedom of speech rocks. You don't use it, you lose it.

/should have been obvious as there is no more MSNBC as far as i know
//parodies are free speech


nobody is saying that the freepers can't speak up and be crazy. hey, I think it's AWESOME when they rant out in public about birth certificates, 9/11 conspiracies and socialism. shine on you crazy diamond! But just because you CAN speak doesn't mean people will listen. nor does it mean you won't get laughed at for your efforts. that's what's happening here - people are pointing at the freepers and laughing at the stupid things they say. yeah, it's kinda rude...but fark is like that at times.
2012-09-15 11:04:28 AM  
1 votes:
This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!
2012-09-15 10:57:20 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: These idiots are just building Obama Romney up so they can feign outrage and say the election was stolen when Obama eats a crap sandwich drinks his milkshake in November.

FTFY
 
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