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2012-09-15 05:28:03 PM

Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.



we need to get as many straw dispensers out there for republican outrage. its the least we can do.
 
2012-09-15 05:30:20 PM
Mark my words: the republicans are going to spin that sh*twheel all the way up until midnight, november 6. on november 7, they'll be meek, mild, and quiet. we won't even know they're there. (unless, of course, they start whining about how it was stolen from them)
 
2012-09-15 05:33:12 PM
but we all must remember, its okay for republicans to dream. we should allow them some pleasure until the hammer drops on novermber 6. its the human thing to do.
 
2012-09-15 05:38:43 PM

Linux_Yes: on november 7, they'll be meek, mild, and quiet. we won't even know they're there.


When have they been meed, mild, and quiet in the last 20 years? They started sobbing like little kids with a skinned knee from the time Bush 1 went down, and haven't stopped.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:29 PM

steverockson: I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to be watching Fox News on the evening of November 6th. The lulz will be outstanding. Can't wait to see the tears and gnashing of teeth from Karl Rove and Dick Morris.


They're not going to be that mad. They know they'll still be raking in the dough for the next four years.

Now, if Mitt Romney WON, then they might be put out to pasture.
 
2012-09-15 05:40:26 PM

Snapper Carr: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig

Did he go and off himself after the election, or is he still around? I miss his craziness.

Pretty sure he left due to the constant mocking he received here.

/Not that it was undeserved



I don't think he ever got tired of the mocking, I remember him being an unusually good sport about it all. When you just stop showing up, your bio's still here; his says 'no such user'. I think he might have gotten tossed out.
 
2012-09-15 05:45:34 PM

Notabunny: My Teabagger coworkers are literally giggling with excitement. Really. They read something from Drudge or Free Republic, and they high-five each other in the cube farm. They're really excited about all the neocon Supreme Court Justices their team will get to appoint after they win the House, the Senate, and the White House.


So, this brings a question to mind: what are these people like when they're not going off on politics and freeping? Do they appear to be normal? Eat regular food? Talk about sports? Have families they go on vacations with? I try to distance myself as much as possible, so description of a first hand encounter would be enlightening ;)
 
2012-09-15 05:47:52 PM
I went around the country this summer. 13k miles. What people don't realize is that most of the US is land without people. Miles upon miles of just land. The little nook you live in does NOT reflect the rest of the country. Along the shore lines there are millions of people. In the middle, not so many. The few hundred people you know don't count as a true sampling of the rest of the country.
 
2012-09-15 05:49:45 PM

Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.


I'm pretty sure indoor plumbing confuses most freepers.
 
2012-09-15 05:53:30 PM

steverockson: I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to be watching Fox News on the evening of November 6th. The lulz will be outstanding. Can't wait to see the tears and gnashing of teeth from Karl Rove and Dick Morris.


This is probably the best idea I've heard so far in watching the elections. I'm going to do this and make a drinking game of it.. Hmm Think I'll take a shot every time they predict Romney is in the front.
 
2012-09-15 06:54:17 PM

urban.derelict: there is no more MSNBC as far as i know



There is no more msnbc -website- (it has been re-christened NBCnews.com).

msnbc the television channel still exists -- and isn't going anywhere, anytime soon,

yafh.com
 
2012-09-15 06:54:59 PM

Notabunny: My Teabagger coworkers are literally giggling with excitement. Really. They read something from Drudge or Free Republic, and they high-five each other in the cube farm. They're really excited about all the neocon Supreme Court Justices their team will get to appoint after they win the House, the Senate, and the White House.


Please come back and let us all know how they feel on the morning of Nov. 7th after the previous night's election results have come in. There is that brief period of time when rightards are in a crushing defeat but haven't been yet told what to "think" about it yet by Limbaugh. It's a hilarious thing to behold. Like they HAVE to say SOMETHING, but they don't yet know what to say because RushBo's show isn't on yet.

If it's anything like the ones I encountered after the 08 election, they'll kind of stand there and......fume without saying anything, hoping that no one watched the news last night and don't yet know we have a blah President-Elect. Or, they're desperately preparing their "I hope you're going to be happy now because everything bad that happens for the next four years is going to be the fault of you libs" speech.
 
2012-09-15 06:58:13 PM

Snapper Carr: /oblig


The best thing about that image (apart from the Farker who made it, cough cough pats self on back) is when Fark's resident Internet Dentist said it.

Tuesday November 4th, 2008. With 538 calling an Obama win of over 360 electoral college votes at 99% certainty, they still eschew reality and replace it with unicorns and pixie dust.
 
2012-09-15 07:07:11 PM

TV's Vinnie: Notabunny: My Teabagger coworkers are literally giggling with excitement. Really. They read something from Drudge or Free Republic, and they high-five each other in the cube farm. They're really excited about all the neocon Supreme Court Justices their team will get to appoint after they win the House, the Senate, and the White House.

Please come back and let us all know how they feel on the morning of Nov. 7th after the previous night's election results have come in. There is that brief period of time when rightards are in a crushing defeat but haven't been yet told what to "think" about it yet by Limbaugh. It's a hilarious thing to behold. Like they HAVE to say SOMETHING, but they don't yet know what to say because RushBo's show isn't on yet.

If it's anything like the ones I encountered after the 08 election, they'll kind of stand there and......fume without saying anything, hoping that no one watched the news last night and don't yet know we have a blah President-Elect. Or, they're desperately preparing their "I hope you're going to be happy now because everything bad that happens for the next four years is going to be the fault of you libs" speech.


I think they're going say the same thing they said in '08; "We lost because Romney wasn't conservative enough," followed by an even more extreme lunge to the right and support for even more obstructionism. My guess isn't out of the thin blue. My Teabagger coworkers think Limbaugh, Savage and Beck are ok for public consumption, but a little too liberal to be taken seriously. But yes, if I get a chance to snap a pic of their teary eyed, quivering lipped, slumped shouldered, dejected little selves, I'll be sure to post it.
 
2012-09-15 07:11:29 PM

T-Servo: MFAWG: T-Servo: MFAWG: UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016

I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.

I think a Spanish-language Bible would be enough.

Go big, or go home!

Spanish-language Koran?


Well, he is a blackamoor, after all.
 
2012-09-15 07:24:44 PM
Notabunny 2012-09-15 07:07:11 PM

My Teabagger coworkers think Limbaugh, Savage and Beck are ok for public consumption, but a little too liberal to be taken seriously.

Aww. What? Did I read that correctlty!?

Could....could you...explain how the bleeding HELL they could think any of those three are the least bit LIBERAL!!??
 
2012-09-15 07:25:23 PM

DrBenway: T-Servo: MFAWG: T-Servo: MFAWG: UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016

I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.

I think a Spanish-language Bible would be enough.

Go big, or go home!

Spanish-language Koran?

Well, he is a blackamoor, after all.


Blackmore ??

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-15 07:37:11 PM

Kittypie070: Notabunny 2012-09-15 07:07:11 PM

My Teabagger coworkers think Limbaugh, Savage and Beck are ok for public consumption, but a little too liberal to be taken seriously.

Aww. What? Did I read that correctlty!?

Could....could you...explain how the bleeding HELL they could think any of those three are the least bit LIBERAL!!??


Yeah, it's a joy to hear my coworkers go back and forth.
 
2012-09-15 07:39:10 PM

Linux_Yes: Mark my words: the republicans are going to spin that sh*twheel all the way up until midnight, november 6. on november 7, they'll be meek, mild, and quiet. we won't even know they're there. (unless, of course, they start whining about how it was stolen from them)


Oh, they're going to start the derp fest at 12:00:00.01, I've no doubt. Voter fraud, need for recounts, etc.

On the flip side, were Romney to win, they'd block at every turn any suggestions of voter fraud and such, declaring it was only an attempt by the evil Mooslim and his fascist supporters to steal an honest election from the good, hardworking, honest American people (tm).
 
2012-09-15 07:42:09 PM
I thought this was interesting, a Freeper explaining away Obama leaning in the polls:

A.) Oversampled Dems - especially in Ohio (D+10)
B.) Polled 9/9 - 9/11 - tail end of DNC Bounce and anniversary of 9/11 - huge benefit for Obama
C.) Polled BEFORE Middle East blew up.
D.) Obama can't break 50 in any poll - despite A, B,& C.


So...9/11 is no longer "Bush's Finest Hour" in Freeperville?
 
2012-09-15 07:52:07 PM

T-Servo: MFAWG: T-Servo: MFAWG: UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016

I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.

I think a Spanish-language Bible would be enough.

Go big, or go home!

Spanish-language Koran?


Spanish-language copy of The Blind Watchmaker.

/lulz
//do it for them
 
2012-09-15 07:53:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 08:42:29 PM

Hetfield: ROMNEY/RAFALCARAHOWA 2012!!!!


Sadly, I'm pretty sure that would be the winning-er ticket.
 
2012-09-15 08:58:56 PM
I predict the cardiac units at full capacity Nov 7 nd the days after in Teabagging areas.
 
2012-09-15 09:02:23 PM
Election night will be epic. I'll be going back and forth between Fark, FR and Tea Party Nation.
 
2012-09-15 09:08:15 PM

Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it.

img.photobucket.com

 
2012-09-15 09:11:42 PM
This is the election battle royale statistic that everyone needs to know.......

www.esquire.com

via Esquire
 
2012-09-15 09:21:37 PM

Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.


You mean when the 'Usurper an Chief' ilegaly seizes power, AGAIN!

/grammar
//sarcasm
 
2012-09-15 09:22:44 PM
I love Presidential elections. I hope it goes well into the night.

don't really care about the outcome.
 
2012-09-15 09:24:03 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I agree. Rmoney IS going to get buried in a landslide. And nobody will give a shiat outside of his dancing horse.


and please take care of that abomination. asking you politely.
 
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2012-09-15 09:59:57 PM
i1221.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 10:02:52 PM

Weaver95: make me some tea: Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.

I'm expecting them to claim that voter fraud is much worse than they thought it was.

i'm sure some will scream voter fraud. I think it more likely that most of them will simply scream. then they'll demand that the GOP dig in it's heels and do their level best to gut, destroy and otherwise harass the Obama administration's efforts to fix the economy and/or otherwise conduct the business of government.


I can't remember the last time a Democrat won the presidency and the Republicans didn't try to overturn the election or impeach him in some way.
 
2012-09-15 10:09:01 PM
Why do you need smart people when there are all sorts of smart things to believe?

craphound.com
 
2012-09-15 10:32:12 PM

zenobia: I can't remember the last time a Democrat won the presidency and the Republicans didn't try to overturn the election or impeach him in some way.


Or acted in bad faith, choosing to obstruct instead of assist. It's all or nothing with Republicans, and they just deserve to be thrown out of power. There is not a single good one among them that will actually work in the country's best interest.
 
2012-09-15 10:32:57 PM

HairBolus: Why do you need smart people when there are all sorts of smart things to believe?


Does anyone know where that image came from originally? It seems to me that whoever created it was most likely trolling fundies, sort of like that the coloring book image of Jesus riding a dinosaur.
 
2012-09-15 10:42:24 PM

Altitude5280: Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it. [img.photobucket.com image 620x479]


Are you serious? (SMH)
 
2012-09-15 10:43:13 PM

Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.


They're not going to be confused. They're going to turn to their old friends, denial and blame, and there they will find a course to follow.
 
2012-09-15 11:15:35 PM
Conservatives, Gracie? Freepers are crypto-fascists.
 
2012-09-15 11:51:21 PM

FuturePastNow: Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.

They're not going to be confused. They're going to turn to their old friends, denial and blame, and there they will find a course to follow.


I'm still hoping for mass suicides a la Heaven's Gate.
 
2012-09-15 11:58:56 PM

skykid: Altitude5280: Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it. [img.photobucket.com image 620x479]

Are you serious? (SMH)


skykid: Altitude5280: Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it. [img.photobucket.com image 620x479]

Are you serious? (SMH)


Here is the site with his map- Link
 
2012-09-16 12:11:05 AM

Altitude5280: skykid: Altitude5280: Glenn Beck's electoral map. I live in CO so I get a kick out of it. [img.photobucket.com image 620x479]

Are you serious? (SMH)

Here is the site with his map- Link


I'd like to know what he's smoking if he seriously thinks NY will go to Romney. We wouldn't vote Romney to Dog Catcher here in this state much less President.
 
2012-09-16 12:18:35 AM
Yeah I mean once the Kenyan is unseated, they're going to unplug every illegal socialistic action he did and restore America to another 1950s type era of prosperity.

You'll see.
 
2012-09-16 12:21:28 AM
wonkette.com

Photo from Nov. 6, 2012
 
2012-09-16 12:25:19 AM
I'd bet that Glenn Beck used to spray his bags of weed with water so they'd weigh heavier.
 
2012-09-16 12:29:08 AM
Please, dear gods, I want to see Glenn Beck pull a Dwyer.

I seriously think I'd actually cry for the man if he did that.
 
2012-09-16 01:21:44 AM

LordOfThePings: [wonkette.com image 300x284]

Photo from Nov. 6, 2012 1990


so i heard
 
2012-09-16 01:48:37 AM
Looks like there's a lot of this from RW posters on there:

static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-09-16 01:51:38 AM

Lando Lincoln: It reminds me of the 2004 election, but with the sides reversed.

What goes around comes around. Sucks to be you guys. I know how you feel, though.


This is gonna be worse for them since, unlike 2004, there will be no question of who won by the time 11 PM EST hits.
 
2012-09-16 01:55:40 AM

SuperSeriousMan: Reality is going to be very painful for the Freeper Brigade to accept come November.


There'll be some vintage year Neocon tears that'll have to be drunk that time. :)
 
2012-09-16 02:02:18 AM

Bucky Katt: LordOfThePings: [wonkette.com image 300x284]

Photo from Nov. 6, 2012 1990

so i heard


It's legit -- Obama brought it back with his time machine.
 
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