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2012-09-15 03:54:03 PM

Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig


Did he go and off himself after the election, or is he still around? I miss his craziness.
 
2012-09-15 03:55:38 PM

raerae1980: This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!

 
2012-09-15 03:56:07 PM
I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016
 
2012-09-15 03:57:15 PM
I have a spreadsheet I use to see the results if the 2010 turnout model is used or any other model.

2010 turnout is NOT going to happen. ZERO CHANCE. There is a significant number of people who ALWAYS do Presidential and NOTHING else.

In my Congressional District, turnout in 2004 was 300k, 2008 was 315k, 2010 was only 240k.
 
2012-09-15 03:57:20 PM

UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016


I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.
 
2012-09-15 03:59:09 PM
Tere is not a single trustworthy or likable thing about Romney, his convention bounce was a flop, and he can't go two days without putting his farking foot in his mouth, yet they're certain that he's going to win. The Rigt just can't accept reality anymore, can they? This isn't just a "perspective" thing, Romney is not electable, except on the 'Well, at least he's not a Black Democrat' platform.
 
2012-09-15 03:59:52 PM
Aren't all these numbers fungible now or something?
 
2012-09-15 03:59:56 PM

12349876: I have a spreadsheet I use to see the results if the 2010 turnout model is used or any other model.

2010 turnout is NOT going to happen. ZERO CHANCE. There is a significant number of people who ALWAYS do Presidential and NOTHING else.

In my Congressional District, turnout in 2004 was 300k, 2008 was 315k, 2010 was only 240k.


And I should add in 2010, the Congressional race was a heated one that only had a difference of a few hundred votes and there was a Senate race. And you can't say bu bu but promise hope change Obama with that 2004 number there.
 
2012-09-15 04:01:11 PM

MFAWG: UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016

I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.


I think a Spanish-language Bible would be enough.
 
2012-09-15 04:01:43 PM

raerae1980: This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!


I wonder if they post links to Fark.com laughing about how the smug, sneering liberals here are certain about how Obama is going to win in a blowout? There's a lot of stupid people in this country. It will be a very close race, just like usual. Not sure what more people need to see to be convinced that Republicans are crazy people, but, eh...
 
2012-09-15 04:04:17 PM
ROMNEY/RAFALCA 2012!!!!
 
2012-09-15 04:05:02 PM

T-Servo: MFAWG: UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016

I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.

I think a Spanish-language Bible would be enough.


Go big, or go home!
 
2012-09-15 04:08:16 PM
Right, and the predictions of Kos readers/posters were so completely and totally accurate in 2004 but people who predict Romney winning this year are just crazy.
 
2012-09-15 04:08:47 PM

MFAWG: T-Servo: MFAWG: UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016

I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.

I think a Spanish-language Bible would be enough.

Go big, or go home!


Spanish-language Koran?
 
2012-09-15 04:08:59 PM

miss diminutive: urban.derelict: McBorninPanama

lulz.

I want to know what these people will say if Obama wins. Will they just shrug and mumble "hmm, looks like I forgot to carry the one" or will they simply implode in fiery maelstrom of impotent derpular rage?


We already do know: linkalicious
 
2012-09-15 04:08:59 PM

Shaggy_C: It will be a very close race


Why did you have to bring race into this?
 
2012-09-15 04:11:04 PM

randomjsa: Right, and the predictions of Kos readers/posters were so completely and totally accurate in 2004 but people who predict Romney winning this year are just crazy.


Were they this unhinged? That's not my recollection. I understand that Romney's your man and all, but I think even the Republicans have largely given up on him.
 
2012-09-15 04:11:58 PM

UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016


I have two words for you my friend:

Wanda Sykes
 
2012-09-15 04:12:49 PM

MBK: Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.

I remember before the 08 elections took place, I read a few Freeper posts.

Some of them were "While I hate Barry HUSSEIN Obama, I respect the Office of the President and will accept it if he wins".

Boy, that went south quickly, didn't it?


Dude, it never LEFT the south.
 
2012-09-15 04:16:05 PM
Go Kenyan Go Kenyan Go!
 
2012-09-15 04:17:57 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig

Did he go and off himself after the election, or is he still around? I miss his craziness.


Pretty sure he left due to the constant mocking he received here.

/Not that it was undeserved
 
2012-09-15 04:19:48 PM

Shaggy_C: raerae1980: This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber!

I wonder if they post links to Fark.com laughing about how the smug, sneering liberals here are certain about how Obama is going to win in a blowout? There's a lot of stupid people in this country. It will be a very close race, just like usual. Not sure what more people need to see to be convinced that Republicans are crazy people, but, eh...


To be perfectly fair, there's enough stupidity in America on display that I'm not so sure our own certainty of an Obama victory isn't misplaced. It's a multiple choice test, and sometimes you can still hit the right answer for the wrong reasons.
 
2012-09-15 04:20:48 PM

dr_blasto: randomjsa: Right, and the predictions of Kos readers/posters were so completely and totally accurate in 2004 but people who predict Romney winning this year are just crazy.

Were they this unhinged? That's not my recollection. I understand that Romney's your man and all, but I think even the Republicans have largely given up on him.


Romney is a compromise candidate among Republicans and it shows. they're falling in to support him because he's what they ended up with. I don't think any Republican really LIKES Romney or his plans...its just that they'd rather vote Romney than put Obama back in for another 4 years.
 
2012-09-15 04:22:06 PM

MBK: Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused when Obama gets reelected.

I remember before the 08 elections took place, I read a few Freeper posts.

Some of them were "While I hate Barry HUSSEIN Obama, I respect the Office of the President and will accept it if he wins".

Boy, that went south quickly, didn't it?


That thread is worth digging up.
 
2012-09-15 04:22:20 PM

Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig


Funny, this post (FTFA):


A.) Oversampled Dems - especially in Ohio (D+10)
B.) Polled 9/9 - 9/11 - tail end of DNC Bounce and anniversary of 9/11 - huge benefit for Obama
C.) Polled BEFORE Middle East blew up.
D.) Obama can't break 50 in any poll - despite A, B,& C.


Reminded me of that post here.
 
2012-09-15 04:23:45 PM

randomjsa: Right, and the predictions of Kos readers/posters were so completely and totally accurate in 2004 but people who predict Romney winning this year are just crazy.


If you're so confident on Romney winning the whole thing, then how about you wager with me. My money is on Barack. Loser buys the winner a year of TotalFark or donates $50 to their favorite charity, winner's choice. This topic can be the reference point and there are plenty of witnesses.

Put your money where your mouth is, or are you a coward?
 
2012-09-15 04:25:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:26:08 PM
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to be watching Fox News on the evening of November 6th. The lulz will be outstanding. Can't wait to see the tears and gnashing of teeth from Karl Rove and Dick Morris.
 
2012-09-15 04:26:29 PM
For the record, I'll make that same bet with any conservative here who wants to put their money on Romney winning.
 
2012-09-15 04:33:15 PM
Can I take those bets? SuperPacs are putting the smart money into the senate and congressional races.
 
2012-09-15 04:35:07 PM

Snapper Carr: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig

Did he go and off himself after the election, or is he still around? I miss his craziness.

Pretty sure he left due to the constant mocking he received here.

/Not that it was undeserved


That was a great read, thanks.
 
2012-09-15 04:37:06 PM

Weaver95: the freepers are going to be very confused RAAAGAGHH! URRRUUGGHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!H!H!!!!! GUH! when Obama gets reelected.

 
2012-09-15 04:37:15 PM

dickfreckle: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ShawnDoc: dickfreckle: I can assure you that post was quickly deleted, and the user banned, for daring to afford FartNambla any respect whatsoever. "Respect the office" was only required when liberals/indies openly questioned Bush's headstrong and ignorant chickenhawk policies.

That whole "its treason/unpatriotic to criticize the president during a time of war" argument disappeared quickly after Nov 2008 as well.

But you don't get it. Obama is BLACK. That changes everything.

Meh, yes and no. Are there still morans in 2012 who actually judge a man unfit because he's blah? Yes. But this is more about hyper-partisan pants-sh*tting than anything. They did it to Clinton, too, but in those days it was all dial-up, Geocities, and the fact that not everyone had 4 grand to spend on a computer. Now that computers and broadband are cheap, it's just instant, petulant bed-wetting whenever a Democrat assumes power, and we just hear more of it these days.

Honestly, I'm a little tired of my fellow Fark libtards always resorting to "we get it, he's black." It's just grown tiresome when the real issue is that Republicans simply can't take a defeat without soiling themselves. Their entire reason for existence is to stonewall a Democrat and even make matters worse just so they can retake the field. Both parties enjoy their own power, but there's no crybaby like GOP crybaby. Also, Democrats don't appear to actively wish ill-will on the nation for political expediency.


GhostFish expressed it very well in yesterday′s ‶Kansas may go full Birther′′ thread (which I slightly modified). They don′t hate him because of his skin color / race. They hate him because he′s a:

• Big-government proponent
• Liberal
• Anti-christian
• Communist
• Kenyan-born usurper
 
2012-09-15 04:37:40 PM

Nothing Distracts a Cobra Like a Baby Head: For the record, I'll make that same bet with any conservative here who wants to put their money on Romney winning.


I want Romney +65 EV at 3-1.
 
2012-09-15 04:37:53 PM

Nothing Distracts a Cobra Like a Baby Head: For the record, I'll make that same bet with any conservative here who wants to put their money on Romney winning.


There's still some money on the table at Intrade. Less everyday though.
 
2012-09-15 04:42:39 PM

Nothing Distracts a Cobra Like a Baby Head: For the record, I'll make that same bet with any conservative here who wants to put their money on Romney winning.


A $10,000 bet?

/BTW, best user name ever
 
2012-09-15 04:45:18 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig

Funny, this post (FTFA):


A.) Oversampled Dems - especially in Ohio (D+10)
B.) Polled 9/9 - 9/11 - tail end of DNC Bounce and anniversary of 9/11 - huge benefit for Obama
C.) Polled BEFORE Middle East blew up.
D.) Obama can't break 50 in any poll - despite A, B,& C.

Reminded me of that post here.


That person needs to see this graph I posted yesterday. Ohio is sampled +10 Democratic because Democrats have the advantage in voter registration. And I'll reemphasize since people seemed confused yesterday, this graph is VOTER REGISTRATION and has nothing to do with any actual election.

sas-origin.onstreammedia.com
 
2012-09-15 04:47:49 PM

Snapper Carr: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Snapper Carr: [imageshack.us image 750x600]

/oblig

Did he go and off himself after the election, or is he still around? I miss his craziness.

Pretty sure he left due to the constant mocking he received here.

/Not that it was undeserved


Whatever happened to the Internet Dentist?
 
2012-09-15 04:49:57 PM

miss diminutive: Will they just shrug and mumble "hmm, looks like I forgot to carry the one" or will they simply implode in fiery maelstrom of impotent derpular rage?


I'm looking forward to seeing a white Lootie "borrowing" foodstuffs from a burning convenience store in Paducah, KY.
 
2012-09-15 04:50:07 PM
Haha... they're trying to base it on the 2010 turnout? That's hilarious... midterm election to predict a presidential election. hahaha... hilarious.
 
2012-09-15 04:50:50 PM

Shaggy_C: It will be a very close race...


...and you base this on... what, exactly? Every single poll aggregator, including RealClearPolitics.com, shows Obama with a huge lead in the electoral college tally.

Or is it just wishful thinking on your part?
 
2012-09-15 04:54:21 PM
Well, the Republicans have told their followers not to let facts get in the way this election. They're just following orders.
 
2012-09-15 05:00:01 PM
You libs just WAIT until Sarahaeys Palinborn's dragons are fully grown!

/is what I got from tfa
 
2012-09-15 05:00:09 PM

MFAWG: UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016

I have a dream that Barry does his second inaugural in a dashiki. You know, for the LULZ.


I think Obama and family should all dress up in traditional Arabic garb and walk back and forth in front of the bigger WH windows a couple times.
Then immediately change into their typical clothes and act like nothing happened.


Seriously, just troll the shiat out of the nutters,
The Lulz would be epic.
 
2012-09-15 05:00:56 PM
In reference to TFM's quote of "Obama can't break 50 in any poll", I did some fact-checking. I know, I know, who "elite" of me, but anyway, here's what I found for Obama:
 
New York - 62%
Vermont - 62%
Delaware - 62%
Maryland - 58%
California - 56%
Massachusetts - 55%
Rhode Island - 54%
Washington - 53%
Connecticut - 52%
New Jersey - 52%
Maine - 52%
Minnesota - 51%
 
And don't forget D.C. (which gets 3 electoral votes) where Obama has 92% 
 
So right there, I find 12 states (and D.C.) worth 165 EV's right there where Obama has broken 50%.  
 
Reality is going to be very painful for the Freeper Brigade to accept come November.
 
 
 
2012-09-15 05:13:12 PM

Great_Milenko: Nothing Distracts a Cobra Like a Baby Head: For the record, I'll make that same bet with any conservative here who wants to put their money on Romney winning.

A $10,000 bet?

/BTW, best user name ever


I'd rather bet with expendable money.
 
2012-09-15 05:15:35 PM

UltimaCS: I honestly feel sorry for the actual skinheads who had to sit through the past 4 years. Putting their glass faith through the grinder for another 4 is going to be brutal.

/Let's elect an actual black Muslim in 2016


Ohhh, we have one of those. Keith Ellison 2016!

(He's a pretty good congressman for my district. Unfortunately he won't be able to win a senate race when we have two Democratic senators in Minnesota already).
 
2012-09-15 05:25:53 PM
i1217.photobucket.com

/I weep for humanity...
 
2012-09-15 05:27:07 PM

urban.derelict: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 482x468]



looks good to me. i think i'll have me a few (2 or 3, thank you) beers on november 6. the only landslide the repugs are going to get is a landslide of Reality.

my gut told me from day one that Obama will be a two term President.

and as a token of goodwill, straw dispensers will be within easy reach for republicans and their outrage on novemeber 6, courtesy of the Dems.
 
2012-09-15 05:28:01 PM
They forgot to include the Reticulating Splines.
 
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