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2012-09-15 12:27:34 PM
Attention female aging actors. Yes, you too, Kirstie Alley. You look GREAT for your age. You are rockin' the fifties and sixties. If you aim for the age you really are, you will smoke it every time.

Stop. Trying. To. Look. The. Age. You. Were. At. The. Height. Of. Your. Fame.

Because when you do, you look like shiat. Update your hairstyle. Wear clothing that flatters you now, not what flattered you then.

Those shorts are... for a younger person, no?
 
2012-09-15 12:41:14 PM
Her anus Highness is unremarkable.
 
2012-09-15 12:41:52 PM
Wow, save for her shiatty eyeliner and the fact that her muscles just aren't what they used to be, she actually doesn't look that different than what she used to.
 
2012-09-15 01:03:01 PM
Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?
 
2012-09-15 01:05:04 PM

Shadow Blasko: Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?


http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/pamela-anderson-s queezes-back-baywatch-swimsuit-brazil-article-1.1159955

I'm not sure how much more descriptive you need them to be...
 
2012-09-15 01:05:42 PM

namegoeshere: Attention female aging actors. Yes, you too, Kirstie Alley. You look GREAT for your age. You are rockin' the fifties and sixties. If you aim for the age you really are, you will smoke it every time.

Stop. Trying. To. Look. The. Age. You. Were. At. The. Height. Of. Your. Fame.

Because when you do, you look like shiat. Update your hairstyle. Wear clothing that flatters you now, not what flattered you then.

Those shorts are... for a younger person, no?


Yep. There is nothing wrong with being middle aged. Accept it.
 
2012-09-15 01:13:04 PM

namegoeshere: Attention female aging actors. Yes, you too, Kirstie Alley. You look GREAT for your age. You are rockin' the fifties and sixties. If you aim for the age you really are, you will smoke it every time.

Stop. Trying. To. Look. The. Age. You. Were. At. The. Height. Of. Your. Fame.

Because when you do, you look like shiat. Update your hairstyle. Wear clothing that flatters you now, not what flattered you then.

Those shorts are... for a younger person, no?


Meh, she was doing it for a commercial. I don't think she hangs out at home in her Baywatch costume.

/defending Pam Anderson - I feel dirty
 
2012-09-15 01:15:07 PM

Shadow Blasko: Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?


This being Fark, you can pretty much deduce from that headline that TFA will be about a beer shortage, a virus that targets and deletes all pictures of cats, or something requiring large quantities of eyebleach.
 
2012-09-15 01:19:46 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Shadow Blasko: Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/pamela-anderson-s queezes-back-baywatch-swimsuit-brazil-article-1.1159955

I'm not sure how much more descriptive you need them to be...


sorry.. I'm on my phone. All I see is NY Times.


/sorry... I know I'm being a whiny biatch about something trivial. I get to do that once a week. This was the time and place.
 
2012-09-15 01:22:15 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-09-15 01:26:32 PM

Shadow Blasko: The My Little Pony Killer: Shadow Blasko: Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/pamela-anderson-s queezes-back-baywatch-swimsuit-brazil-article-1.1159955

I'm not sure how much more descriptive you need them to be...

sorry.. I'm on my phone. All I see is NY Times.


/sorry... I know I'm being a whiny biatch about something trivial. I get to do that once a week. This was the time and place.


Well, welcome to Fark, etc, etc.

/I personally enjoy the adventure when Subbies do stuff like that
 
2012-09-15 01:27:20 PM

SundaesChild: namegoeshere: Attention female aging actors. Yes, you too, Kirstie Alley. You look GREAT for your age. You are rockin' the fifties and sixties. If you aim for the age you really are, you will smoke it every time.

Stop. Trying. To. Look. The. Age. You. Were. At. The. Height. Of. Your. Fame.

Because when you do, you look like shiat. Update your hairstyle. Wear clothing that flatters you now, not what flattered you then.

Those shorts are... for a younger person, no?

Meh, she was doing it for a commercial. I don't think she hangs out at home in her Baywatch costume.

/defending Pam Anderson - I feel dirty


It's not just this suit. She's still trying to be twentysomething.
 
2012-09-15 01:28:27 PM

namegoeshere: SundaesChild: namegoeshere: Attention female aging actors. Yes, you too, Kirstie Alley. You look GREAT for your age. You are rockin' the fifties and sixties. If you aim for the age you really are, you will smoke it every time.

Stop. Trying. To. Look. The. Age. You. Were. At. The. Height. Of. Your. Fame.

Because when you do, you look like shiat. Update your hairstyle. Wear clothing that flatters you now, not what flattered you then.

Those shorts are... for a younger person, no?

Meh, she was doing it for a commercial. I don't think she hangs out at home in her Baywatch costume.

/defending Pam Anderson - I feel dirty

It's not just this suit. She's still trying to be twentysomething.


I have a hard time blaming her for trying to look young when her entire career is based off of being attractive to the twentysomething crowd.
 
2012-09-15 01:40:44 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I have a hard time blaming her for trying to look young when her entire career is based off of being attractive to the twentysomething crowd.


That's true, and that's the problem. She has become a bizarre caricature of her young self. She looks hideous for a 20ish woman. She will never again be that. If she made an effort to grow up and have a career as an attractive 45 year old, she'd be fine.

Although, I'm not sure what talent she has beyond the Beach Boobie Bounce Run and Playboy...
 
2012-09-15 02:02:42 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x569]


In the second pic, all I can think is that she's late in making a home hepatitis delivery.
 
2012-09-15 02:05:18 PM
that was...not a good photo.
 
2012-09-15 02:56:52 PM
Wow. That photo is not flattering. She looks to me like she's in her 50's and I don't think she's that old. Maybe the liver disease is catching up with her.
 
2012-09-15 03:08:14 PM

Via Infinito: Wow. That photo is not flattering. She looks to me like she's in her 50's and I don't think she's that old. Maybe the liver disease is catching up with her.


I Goog'd. She's 45. But some of those must have been dog years. There's some hard livin' reflected in that face.
 
2012-09-15 03:32:45 PM

namegoeshere: Via Infinito: Wow. That photo is not flattering. She looks to me like she's in her 50's and I don't think she's that old. Maybe the liver disease is catching up with her.

I Goog'd. She's 45. But some of those must have been dog years. There's some hard livin' reflected in that face.


Agreed.
 
2012-09-15 03:47:00 PM
oi48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-15 03:58:13 PM
Queue the reluctant fap pics...
 
2012-09-15 03:59:06 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: shiatty eyeliner


I never understood how caking black crap around your eyes was supposed to enhance your look..

All I see is someone who rubbed their eye sockets with this:

www.networlddirectory.com
 
2012-09-15 04:00:08 PM
I supposed if I absolutely had to get Hep C...

/Although I'd rather not
 
2012-09-15 04:10:49 PM
She could crack glass.
 
2012-09-15 04:13:00 PM
What's with the Anderson threads today?
Next we are going to have a headline saying that Louie Anderson said something funny.
 
2012-09-15 04:16:15 PM

grokca: What's with the Anderson threads today?
Next we are going to have a headline saying that Louie Anderson said something funny.


Yeah, right after the headline that reads "Hell freezes over".
 
2012-09-15 04:22:47 PM

namegoeshere: Attention female aging actors. Yes, you too, Kirstie Alley. You look GREAT for your age. You are rockin' the fifties and sixties. If you aim for the age you really are, you will smoke it every time.

Stop. Trying. To. Look. The. Age. You. Were. At. The. Height. Of. Your. Fame.

Because when you do, you look like shiat. Update your hairstyle. Wear clothing that flatters you now, not what flattered you then.

Those shorts are... for a younger person, no?


Thread win in one. ^THIS^
 
2012-09-15 04:27:00 PM
A while back I watched an episode of Married With Children, where Al had a dream sequence that featured Pam Anderson. It took me a moment to recognize who that lovely young woman was.
I've never been to any of my class reunions, and I'm sure as hell not going to go now. All of the hot girls I went to school with still are still hot in my memory, and I don't want to know any different.
 
2012-09-15 04:32:33 PM

Shadow Blasko: Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?


Dear God, YEEEEEEEES!
 
2012-09-15 04:37:00 PM

Shadow Blasko: Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?


I was pretty sure it was a Star Wars link. I was expecting a new extended directors cut.
 
2012-09-15 04:39:59 PM
The first photo is clearly blurred and retouched. The second photo is unretouched and has a rather unattractive foreshortening. If she were in the same pose and the same retouching techniques were used, I think the only complaint many people would have would be that unattractive tattoo.
 
2012-09-15 04:41:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:47:07 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
See this ladies? This is what looked like a good idea.
 
2012-09-15 04:55:30 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: See this ladies? This is what looked like a good idea.


Hey, time will tell on Barb Wire. Mark my words.
 
2012-09-15 04:57:06 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 626x469]
See this ladies? This is what looked like a good idea.


Something. It means it.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:19 PM
We need to impose rationing on eye makeup. Who thinks that much looks good on anyone?
 
2012-09-15 04:59:12 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores
See this ladies? This is what looked like a good idea.

i honestly don't know what this is about. i've seen those barb wire links and chain links around the wrist. is it a bd/sm thing?
 
2012-09-15 05:02:55 PM

Nem Wan: We need to impose rationing on eye makeup. Who thinks that much looks good on anyone?


Goth girls

4.bp.blogspot.com

But that's me. I don't dig on bleach blonds with bolt ons.
 
2012-09-15 05:12:09 PM
 
2012-09-15 05:17:47 PM
Pamela Anderson never looked good once she left Home Improvement
 
2012-09-15 05:18:27 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [Pic of cliché'd barbed wire biceps tattoo]
See this ladies? This is what looked like a good idea.


To be fair... IMDb

/"It tells a chapter in the story of my life!"
 
2012-09-15 05:20:58 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 05:24:47 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Shadow Blasko: The My Little Pony Killer: Shadow Blasko: Anyone else hate headlines/link urls that don't tell you ANYTHING about the link?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/pamela-anderson-s queezes-back-baywatch-swimsuit-brazil-article-1.1159955

I'm not sure how much more descriptive you need them to be...

sorry.. I'm on my phone. All I see is NY Times.


/sorry... I know I'm being a whiny biatch about something trivial. I get to do that once a week. This was the time and place.

Well, welcome to Fark, etc, etc.

/I personally enjoy the adventure when Subbies do stuff like that


I miss rogrog for the roulette wheel of will it be good or will it kill my soul.
 
2012-09-15 05:34:47 PM

Repo Man: A while back I watched an episode of Married With Children, where Al had a dream sequence that featured Pam Anderson. It took me a moment to recognize who that lovely young woman was.
I've never been to any of my class reunions, and I'm sure as hell not going to go now. All of the hot girls I went to school with still are still hot in my memory, and I don't want to know any different.


Eh, some of the women at my 20 year reunion were hotter than ever... course, they all had husbands.
 
2012-09-15 05:35:27 PM

Fano: I miss rogrog for the roulette wheel of will it be good or will it kill my soul.


Are we really not even allowed to say his name anymore?

He who must not be named...
 
2012-09-15 05:37:47 PM
Marilyn Monroe looks better......in her current condition.
 
2012-09-15 05:40:31 PM
The 45-year-old Playboy model and mother looked just as fit as she did back when "Baywatch" was making a splash in the 1990s.

Really? Are you looking at the same picture I'm looking at, the one showing what appears to be a hard-drinking, bleached-blonde hooker with a dated breast job and trout pout cosplaying the "Baywatch" version of Pamela Anderson for a client?
 
2012-09-15 05:41:22 PM

namegoeshere: SundaesChild: namegoeshere: Attention female aging actors. Yes, you too, Kirstie Alley. You look GREAT for your age. You are rockin' the fifties and sixties. If you aim for the age you really are, you will smoke it every time.

Stop. Trying. To. Look. The. Age. You. Were. At. The. Height. Of. Your. Fame.

Because when you do, you look like shiat. Update your hairstyle. Wear clothing that flatters you now, not what flattered you then.

Those shorts are... for a younger person, no?

Meh, she was doing it for a commercial. I don't think she hangs out at home in her Baywatch costume.

/defending Pam Anderson - I feel dirty

It's not just this suit. She's still trying to be twentysomething.


Her boobs are 20 something.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:26 PM

Loomy: Fark Rye For Many Whores: [Pic of cliché'd barbed wire biceps tattoo]
See this ladies? This is what looked like a good idea.

To be fair... IMDb

/"It tells a chapter in the story of my life!"


It's been a long time, but I actually remember that movie being not as awful as you'd think.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:53 PM
i.imgur.com

Her virgin hang like sleeve of wizard! Now we make sexy time Pamela!
 
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