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(Daily Mail)   Now that the money is rolling in, Honey Boo Boo and her family can finally go shopping at those high class stores like all of the other big stars   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2012-09-15 04:18:22 PM  
13 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-15 12:50:47 PM  
4 votes:
Who the hell is Honey Boo Boo?

*Googles*

One result, (NSF Sanity) 

i.imgur.com
2012-09-15 12:10:20 PM  
4 votes:
www.societiesmirror.com
2012-09-15 08:23:20 PM  
2 votes:

Vacation Bible School: Isn't Wipeout just a poor imitation of the GREATEST SHOW TO EVER AIR?


Right you are, Ken!
2012-09-15 02:49:51 PM  
2 votes:
You know what would spice up this show? Travel! I say we send them to another country, say perhaps Egypt. Oh, the fun and adventure they will have.
2012-09-15 02:01:31 PM  
2 votes:
omg.wthax.org
2012-09-15 02:01:31 PM  
2 votes:
After looking at those pictures, I'm not sure what makes me more angry: the fact that this little girl has been transformed into a whore for these so-called beauty pageants or the fact that her mother has made it perfectly acceptable to be a disgusting fat slob.

No. Wait. I've got it. The worst part is that the disgusting slob of a mom is actually getting rich by exploiting her innocent daughter. Someone mentioned a personal trainer? Fat chance (pun intended) of that happening. Mama Boo Boo has already reached the point of no return and will only get larger from here on out. And who's fault is it? The television executive that decided that her own show would be a good thing. He, by signing the contract, is pretty much just feeding her Moon Pies and Coca-Cola by hand. You don't encourage this type of behavior. If anything, they money that they make should go into a fund to support people that actually take care of themselves and contribute positively to society. Or just pay them in vegetables.

But, Honey Boo Boo won't be around forever. This show will go the way of all the other reality shows that once seemed like a great idea, but failed before they even really had a chance. We will all forget about this family eventually and will only remember them when the last story on Inside Edition shows the heartbreaking footage of firefighters taking out a wall so that they can remove the body of dear old mom.
2012-09-15 11:00:56 PM  
1 votes:

LectertheChef: Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.

Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.


Sugar in almost everything and what isn't covered in sugar is fried.
2012-09-15 10:40:30 PM  
1 votes:
i18.photobucket.com
2012-09-15 10:33:30 PM  
1 votes:
cutlerynewsjournal.files.wordpress.com

/never heard of her before so I had to Google her
//found another picture
2012-09-15 07:55:24 PM  
1 votes:
I think they went there looking for Solo and the Wookie.
2012-09-15 05:27:42 PM  
1 votes:
'The secret is a lot of sugar and a lot of lemon juice. The lemonade has got a good five pounds of sugar and like 2 gallons of lemon juice,' she said

Five....POUNDS.....OF SUGAR???? Might as well call the kid Honey Boo Boobeetus.
2012-09-15 05:22:36 PM  
1 votes:

MithrandirBooga: Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]

I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.

Never seen Wipeout I take it?

Link


Isn't Wipeout just a poor imitation of the GREATEST SHOW TO EVER AIR?
thatcostumegirl.com
2012-09-15 05:22:13 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-15 05:18:02 PM  
1 votes:

Lord Summerisle: Does that child have a touch of Down's Syndrome?


I was thinking FAS. Although she looks a lot like MammaJunebug, so maybe it's just Ugly genes.
2012-09-15 05:13:11 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-15 04:39:19 PM  
1 votes:

Eddie T. Head:

Sooo I'm told that this is a picture of the McDonald's in Walmart with someone called "Honey Boo Boo". I had to look up what the hell a honey boo boo is and it turns out I hate America. Seriously between these little toddler talent show reality shows, the Kardashians, and Tim Tebow I'm like 86% sure I'm gonna eat a bullet soon.


Do shoot up a Wal Mart before you go.
2012-09-15 04:19:29 PM  
1 votes:
This is why other countries hate us.
2012-09-15 04:11:18 PM  
1 votes:
Does that child have a touch of Down's Syndrome? Is it possible to have a touch or is it a yes/no thing? Either way, nice work, America. Keep 'em coming. Think I'll fill out that Al Qaeda application form now.
2012-09-15 02:45:42 PM  
1 votes:
I used to mourn the decline of America. Now I just want to watch it burn.
2012-09-15 02:44:54 PM  
1 votes:

Forbidden Doughnut: I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.


Dude, try to keep up. It's already here. It just has a different name. Copyright issues, you know.

images.tvrage.com

/Can I make this honeybooboo creature disappear by not clicking on the link? I will try anyway.
2012-09-15 02:32:22 PM  
1 votes:

ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]


well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-15 02:08:43 PM  
1 votes:
I'm just wondering how soul-sucking a job it would have to be for the paparazzi guy following THESE idiots around.

Assuming of course that paparazzi have souls to begin with.
2012-09-15 02:01:38 PM  
1 votes:
The show supposedly had more viewers in its time slot than the RNC.
I warned the planning committee not to go against the base, but do they listen?
2012-09-15 01:50:33 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I hate this meme because it makes me want to punch a 7 year-old girl.


She's 7??? Jesus Christ. I thought she was like 2 and just had some form of redneck gigantism.
2012-09-15 01:46:04 PM  
1 votes:
I hate this meme because it makes me want to punch a 7 year-old girl.
2012-09-15 01:37:04 PM  
1 votes:
I will smash my TVs before I allow this bullshiat to be seen in my house, and there isn't much I won't tolerate.
2012-09-15 12:29:27 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
We're going tuh buy "underpants" at the Walmart!
No more burlap-sack skivvies for us swells!
 
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