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(Daily Mail)   Now that the money is rolling in, Honey Boo Boo and her family can finally go shopping at those high class stores like all of the other big stars   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 108
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2012-09-15 03:19:54 PM

Brick-House: Let me know when you all start feeling nauseous, and I'll stop.


What the holy hills of Hebron is that?!?!

o.O

[head assplodes]
 
2012-09-15 03:50:48 PM
The kid is on People of Wal-mart too.

media.peopleofwalmart.com

with this caption:

Sooo I'm told that this is a picture of the McDonald's in Walmart with someone called "Honey Boo Boo". I had to look up what the hell a honey boo boo is and it turns out I hate America. Seriously between these little toddler talent show reality shows, the Kardashians, and Tim Tebow I'm like 86% sure I'm gonna eat a bullet soon.

Now I feel dirty for posting in a Honey Boo Boo thread.

/hot unlike anyone in that family
 
2012-09-15 04:11:18 PM
Does that child have a touch of Down's Syndrome? Is it possible to have a touch or is it a yes/no thing? Either way, nice work, America. Keep 'em coming. Think I'll fill out that Al Qaeda application form now.
 
2012-09-15 04:18:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:19:29 PM
This is why other countries hate us.
 
2012-09-15 04:27:03 PM

Lord Summerisle: Think I'll fill out that Al Qaeda application form now.


Heh. I dunno, UT and south carolina are competitive schools..

//too soon?
 
2012-09-15 04:39:19 PM

Eddie T. Head:

Sooo I'm told that this is a picture of the McDonald's in Walmart with someone called "Honey Boo Boo". I had to look up what the hell a honey boo boo is and it turns out I hate America. Seriously between these little toddler talent show reality shows, the Kardashians, and Tim Tebow I'm like 86% sure I'm gonna eat a bullet soon.


Do shoot up a Wal Mart before you go.
 
2012-09-15 04:53:00 PM
(sob)
 
2012-09-15 04:55:50 PM
I still think there might be some inbreeding going on in that family back up the line.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:07 PM
I heard them talking about this crap on the radio the other morning. There was an episode of Honey Boo Boo on at the same time that Clinton was giving his speech at the DNC. Honey Boo Boo kicked Clinton's butt in the ratings.
 
2012-09-15 05:06:19 PM

Baby Face Fister: I still think there might be some inbreeding going on in that family back up the line.


some? Their family tree looks like a venn diagram
 
2012-09-15 05:12:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:13:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:13:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:14:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:18:02 PM

Lord Summerisle: Does that child have a touch of Down's Syndrome?


I was thinking FAS. Although she looks a lot like MammaJunebug, so maybe it's just Ugly genes.
 
2012-09-15 05:18:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:22:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:22:36 PM

MithrandirBooga: Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]

I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.

Never seen Wipeout I take it?

Link


Isn't Wipeout just a poor imitation of the GREATEST SHOW TO EVER AIR?
thatcostumegirl.com
 
2012-09-15 05:27:42 PM
'The secret is a lot of sugar and a lot of lemon juice. The lemonade has got a good five pounds of sugar and like 2 gallons of lemon juice,' she said

Five....POUNDS.....OF SUGAR???? Might as well call the kid Honey Boo Boobeetus.
 
2012-09-15 05:37:05 PM

ms_lara_croft: Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]

I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.

I don't know... considering Honey Boo Boo it might be an upward trend.


I was here in search of the reference, I'm satisfied it's still on page 1
 
2012-09-15 05:42:10 PM
lol this article says that people making 25k are middle class. I guess middle-class now means 'not on food stamps'...
 
2012-09-15 05:42:45 PM
fuuuuu wrong tab.
 
2012-09-15 05:48:25 PM

sage37: lol this article says that people making 25k are middle class. I guess middle-class now means 'not on food stamps'...


sage37: fuuuuu wrong tab.




25k a show maybe
 
2012-09-15 05:52:14 PM
So mom will be able to buy a new washrag on a stick?

And why am I not surprised the Daily Fail has latched onto these folks?
 
2012-09-15 05:58:48 PM
Well, really late on this but I'll put it out there anyway.

Agree with pretty much everything negative said, but I'll say this for them - they do love each other. There's something awesome about how honestly they just don't give a shiat, and they're dividing what they make on the show equally into trusts for each of the four kids; thus, still WalMart. That's cool. I've never seen the show outside of a youtube clip, but there's so much rampant biatchiness (meh) and darkness (yay!) on screen these days that it's nice to see that people have the capacity for insanely boisterous joy.

Outside of that - sadness on a stick, people!
 
2012-09-15 06:37:03 PM
CANKLES!
 
2012-09-15 07:04:43 PM
welp...back to EVE online I go...slightly less insane there.
 
2012-09-15 07:54:44 PM
So its about a fat mom and her fat daughter? Interesting...
 
2012-09-15 07:55:24 PM
I think they went there looking for Solo and the Wookie.
 
2012-09-15 08:00:24 PM

iron_city_ap: I will smash my TVs before I allow this bullshiat to be seen in my house, and there isn't much I won't tolerate.


No worries, it's all part of the plan. Television viewing habits of cable and satellite customers are being recorded. People who view programs like this, and the like (Toddlers & Tiaras, etc.) are being logged. Soon, the black vans will be collecting said viewers, who will be sent to "re-education camps."
Who am I kidding, more likely those who don't watch this crap will be sent to the camps, free thinkers are a threat to those in charge.
Keep 'em fat and stupid.......
 
2012-09-15 08:12:19 PM
These failures of humanity are disguisting and hideous. Honey Die Die biatch will have her own kid in a beauty pageant in ten years if she isn't Jon-Beneted. People that watch this filth should be ashamed of themselves for enabling and encouriging these mentally unstable disgraces to the human race.
 
2012-09-15 08:13:16 PM
I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
 
2012-09-15 08:23:20 PM

Vacation Bible School: Isn't Wipeout just a poor imitation of the GREATEST SHOW TO EVER AIR?


Right you are, Ken!
 
2012-09-15 08:30:00 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-09-15 08:37:08 PM

sage37: fuuuuu wrong tab.


After what you provided above, I think you can probably do no wrong. You've given me a reason to accept that these shows exist.

/Ubermensch my ass...
 
2012-09-15 09:01:18 PM

gordian: Well, really late on this but I'll put it out there anyway.

Agree with pretty much everything negative said, but I'll say this for them - they do love each other. There's something awesome about how honestly they just don't give a shiat, and they're dividing what they make on the show equally into trusts for each of the four kids; thus, still WalMart. That's cool. I've never seen the show outside of a youtube clip, but there's so much rampant biatchiness (meh) and darkness (yay!) on screen these days that it's nice to see that people have the capacity for insanely boisterous joy.

Outside of that - sadness on a stick, people!


Also, none of them seem to have body-image issues. This is a good thing. I think.
 
2012-09-15 09:21:36 PM

theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.
 
2012-09-15 10:33:30 PM
cutlerynewsjournal.files.wordpress.com

/never heard of her before so I had to Google her
//found another picture
 
2012-09-15 10:40:30 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 10:46:50 PM

Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.


Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.
 
2012-09-15 11:00:56 PM

LectertheChef: Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.

Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.


Sugar in almost everything and what isn't covered in sugar is fried.
 
2012-09-15 11:22:28 PM

theurge14: LectertheChef: Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.

Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.

Sugar in almost everything and what isn't covered in sugar is fried.


There was talk of them making up a batch of lemonade on another thread. Apparently they used an entire 5 lb bag of sugar for the batch and it wasn't that big of a batch either.

Hey, Honey Boo Boo child...wanna some diabetes with your lemonade?
 
2012-09-15 11:29:54 PM

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]


You inspired me to GIS baby tigers instead of reading about this family. Thanks!
 
2012-09-15 11:56:16 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now
 
2012-09-16 12:05:19 AM

LectertheChef: Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.



Not sure if serious.jpeg.

/ chicken-fried steak is good
// Southern BBQ is awesome, there is none to be found here in the PNW (at least in my town)
 
2012-09-16 12:16:14 AM

SundaesChild: Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now


The "sketti" testing didn't bother me all that much, but the "sketti" sauce...BLARGH!
 
2012-09-16 12:21:55 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: LectertheChef: Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.


Not sure if serious.jpeg.

/ chicken-fried steak is good
// Southern BBQ is awesome, there is none to be found here in the PNW (at least in my town)


In Eugene I can get Southern BBQ at Papa's Soul Food Kitchen. There's also a food truck in the downtown Eugene area called Delacata. The guy who owns it is from Mississippi & he specializes in Southern Fried cuisine.
 
2012-09-16 01:04:23 AM

SundaesChild: Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now


Yeah, throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet is one thing. Her eating it off the cabinets is another.
 
2012-09-16 02:16:43 AM

SundaesChild: Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now


Ok confession time. We were going to renovate, so I let the kids throw balls of chocolate cookie dough on the ceiling. We washed it off but it stained a little so when my husband came home from being out of town I told him we may have mold problem.

I only fessed up when he was going to cut the drywall out. I was in the doghouse for a few days but totally worth it.
 
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