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(Daily Mail)   Now that the money is rolling in, Honey Boo Boo and her family can finally go shopping at those high class stores like all of the other big stars   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 108
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2012-09-15 12:10:20 PM
www.societiesmirror.com
 
2012-09-15 12:29:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
We're going tuh buy "underpants" at the Walmart!
No more burlap-sack skivvies for us swells!
 
2012-09-15 12:44:27 PM
What happened to her sister's baby?

i.dailymail.co.uk

And where are the images of her getting a beatdown for stretching out her mom's clothes moreso than they already were?
 
2012-09-15 12:50:47 PM
Who the hell is Honey Boo Boo?

*Googles*

One result, (NSF Sanity) 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 12:59:47 PM
Of course they still shop at Wal Martz. If they lose that special white trash sumpin', they'll lose their show.
 
2012-09-15 01:02:57 PM
The Mother desperately needs a nutritionist and a bra fitter.
It warms my heart to see a family so close and unapologetically real.
 
2012-09-15 01:04:19 PM
That poor child never had a chance.
 
2012-09-15 01:15:25 PM
You can see the evolution of the children into the mother if you look at the daughters
 
2012-09-15 01:16:28 PM
I'm longing for the old days of Roseanne and Beavis and Butthead, even if their funny looks too contrived now.
 
2012-09-15 01:18:22 PM
Just wait till shes old enough to pull a Britney. This should be epic, and I bet the harvest will be plentiful and good.


southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-09-15 01:26:58 PM

DanZero:


Came for that right there!

I'd guess JC Penney is out of the question.
 
2012-09-15 01:30:33 PM
Forklift foot!

/Honey Boo Boo needs therapy!
 
2012-09-15 01:30:35 PM

MFAWG: DanZero:

Came for that right there!

I'd guess JC Penney is out of the question.


JC Penny locks the door when they see them coming.
 
2012-09-15 01:31:41 PM
Now they can afford a TWO-story trailer.
 
2012-09-15 01:37:04 PM
I will smash my TVs before I allow this bullshiat to be seen in my house, and there isn't much I won't tolerate.
 
2012-09-15 01:39:11 PM

iron_city_ap: I will smash my TVs before I allow this bullshiat to be seen in my house, and there isn't much I won't tolerate.


This is an example of why we won't get cable.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-09-15 01:39:53 PM

RodneyAChance: Now they can afford a TWO-story trailer.


One with a Jakoozy in the living room.
 
2012-09-15 01:40:16 PM
If there's anything this country needs more of, it's the glorification of obese, uneducated attention whores.
 
2012-09-15 01:42:19 PM

iron_city_ap: I will smash my TVs before I allow this bullshiat to be seen in my house, and there isn't much I won't tolerate.


It's stupid shows like that on almost every channel that finally made me "cut the cord" last year. Got tired of paying for 250 channels of garbage.
 
2012-09-15 01:46:04 PM
I hate this meme because it makes me want to punch a 7 year-old girl.
 
2012-09-15 01:50:33 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I hate this meme because it makes me want to punch a 7 year-old girl.


She's 7??? Jesus Christ. I thought she was like 2 and just had some form of redneck gigantism.
 
2012-09-15 01:51:22 PM
Normally they're annoying, but I just LOVE the "Get it Now" buttons on Mama's outfit.
 
2012-09-15 01:53:05 PM
Looking forward to HBBC turning 18 and having a Lindsay Lohan scale meltdown.
 
2012-09-15 01:56:45 PM
i weep for america
 
2012-09-15 01:57:18 PM
Honey Boo Boo better enjoy it while she can, she's going to grow up to look like her mama.
/ not enough eye bleach in the world
 
2012-09-15 01:58:28 PM
I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.
 
2012-09-15 02:01:31 PM
After looking at those pictures, I'm not sure what makes me more angry: the fact that this little girl has been transformed into a whore for these so-called beauty pageants or the fact that her mother has made it perfectly acceptable to be a disgusting fat slob.

No. Wait. I've got it. The worst part is that the disgusting slob of a mom is actually getting rich by exploiting her innocent daughter. Someone mentioned a personal trainer? Fat chance (pun intended) of that happening. Mama Boo Boo has already reached the point of no return and will only get larger from here on out. And who's fault is it? The television executive that decided that her own show would be a good thing. He, by signing the contract, is pretty much just feeding her Moon Pies and Coca-Cola by hand. You don't encourage this type of behavior. If anything, they money that they make should go into a fund to support people that actually take care of themselves and contribute positively to society. Or just pay them in vegetables.

But, Honey Boo Boo won't be around forever. This show will go the way of all the other reality shows that once seemed like a great idea, but failed before they even really had a chance. We will all forget about this family eventually and will only remember them when the last story on Inside Edition shows the heartbreaking footage of firefighters taking out a wall so that they can remove the body of dear old mom.
 
2012-09-15 02:01:31 PM
omg.wthax.org
 
2012-09-15 02:01:38 PM
The show supposedly had more viewers in its time slot than the RNC.
I warned the planning committee not to go against the base, but do they listen?
 
2012-09-15 02:08:43 PM
I'm just wondering how soul-sucking a job it would have to be for the paparazzi guy following THESE idiots around.

Assuming of course that paparazzi have souls to begin with.
 
2012-09-15 02:15:52 PM

schpanky: I'm just wondering how soul-sucking a job it would have to be for the paparazzi guy following THESE idiots around.

Assuming of course that paparazzi have souls to begin with.


The only job more degrading might be being a writer for that show.
 
2012-09-15 02:18:09 PM

ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.


All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.
 
2012-09-15 02:19:39 PM

RodneyAChance: schpanky: I'm just wondering how soul-sucking a job it would have to be for the paparazzi guy following THESE idiots around.

Assuming of course that paparazzi have souls to begin with.

The only job more degrading might be being a writer for that show.


That show has writers?
 
2012-09-15 02:20:49 PM

Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-15 02:28:04 PM

ms_lara_croft: RodneyAChance: schpanky: I'm just wondering how soul-sucking a job it would have to be for the paparazzi guy following THESE idiots around.

Assuming of course that paparazzi have souls to begin with.

The only job more degrading might be being a writer for that show.

That show has writers?


the show can't have writers... do you see anyone there that might be able to read?
 
2012-09-15 02:32:22 PM

ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]


well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 02:33:37 PM
Izzat mama's camel toe in the first pic ??

/~shudder~
 
2012-09-15 02:36:07 PM
If you want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, check out this little gem. Link
 
2012-09-15 02:36:28 PM

Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]


I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.
 
2012-09-15 02:37:38 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]

I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.


I don't know... considering Honey Boo Boo it might be an upward trend.
 
2012-09-15 02:38:25 PM

ms_lara_croft: RodneyAChance: schpanky: I'm just wondering how soul-sucking a job it would have to be for the paparazzi guy following THESE idiots around.

Assuming of course that paparazzi have souls to begin with.

The only job more degrading might be being a writer for that show.

That show has writers?


I was under the impression all of these 'reality' TV shows had writers.

Or if not writers, story creators? It's too much to simply call it an 'editor', because he would have to take a normal (or whatever) day and just recut the whole thing in order to create a story/tension/etc. that might not have been there, since each episode needs an overarching 'AND WATCH THE COMMERCIALS BECAUSE YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS....' tag.
 
2012-09-15 02:38:47 PM

Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]


I lost my appetite for the next month.
 
2012-09-15 02:39:31 PM
You know. I'm waiting for "American Gladiator" where there's actual gladiators battling to the death.
 
2012-09-15 02:42:10 PM
Let me know when you all start feeling nauseous, and I'll stop.

i.dailymail.co.uk

dailydisgrace.com
 
2012-09-15 02:44:54 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.


Dude, try to keep up. It's already here. It just has a different name. Copyright issues, you know.

images.tvrage.com

/Can I make this honeybooboo creature disappear by not clicking on the link? I will try anyway.
 
2012-09-15 02:45:07 PM

neglogon: The show supposedly had more viewers in its time slot than the RNC.


It beat all the individual channels in the 18-49 demographic, but came nowhere close to the collective viewership across all channels.
 
2012-09-15 02:45:42 PM
I used to mourn the decline of America. Now I just want to watch it burn.
 
2012-09-15 02:49:51 PM
You know what would spice up this show? Travel! I say we send them to another country, say perhaps Egypt. Oh, the fun and adventure they will have.
 
2012-09-15 03:09:14 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]

I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.


Never seen Wipeout I take it?

Link
 
2012-09-15 03:18:34 PM
Wow, that makes white folks look bad.
 
2012-09-15 03:19:54 PM

Brick-House: Let me know when you all start feeling nauseous, and I'll stop.


What the holy hills of Hebron is that?!?!

o.O

[head assplodes]
 
2012-09-15 03:50:48 PM
The kid is on People of Wal-mart too.

media.peopleofwalmart.com

with this caption:

Sooo I'm told that this is a picture of the McDonald's in Walmart with someone called "Honey Boo Boo". I had to look up what the hell a honey boo boo is and it turns out I hate America. Seriously between these little toddler talent show reality shows, the Kardashians, and Tim Tebow I'm like 86% sure I'm gonna eat a bullet soon.

Now I feel dirty for posting in a Honey Boo Boo thread.

/hot unlike anyone in that family
 
2012-09-15 04:11:18 PM
Does that child have a touch of Down's Syndrome? Is it possible to have a touch or is it a yes/no thing? Either way, nice work, America. Keep 'em coming. Think I'll fill out that Al Qaeda application form now.
 
2012-09-15 04:18:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:19:29 PM
This is why other countries hate us.
 
2012-09-15 04:27:03 PM

Lord Summerisle: Think I'll fill out that Al Qaeda application form now.


Heh. I dunno, UT and south carolina are competitive schools..

//too soon?
 
2012-09-15 04:39:19 PM

Eddie T. Head:

Sooo I'm told that this is a picture of the McDonald's in Walmart with someone called "Honey Boo Boo". I had to look up what the hell a honey boo boo is and it turns out I hate America. Seriously between these little toddler talent show reality shows, the Kardashians, and Tim Tebow I'm like 86% sure I'm gonna eat a bullet soon.


Do shoot up a Wal Mart before you go.
 
2012-09-15 04:53:00 PM
(sob)
 
2012-09-15 04:55:50 PM
I still think there might be some inbreeding going on in that family back up the line.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:07 PM
I heard them talking about this crap on the radio the other morning. There was an episode of Honey Boo Boo on at the same time that Clinton was giving his speech at the DNC. Honey Boo Boo kicked Clinton's butt in the ratings.
 
2012-09-15 05:06:19 PM

Baby Face Fister: I still think there might be some inbreeding going on in that family back up the line.


some? Their family tree looks like a venn diagram
 
2012-09-15 05:12:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:13:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:13:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:14:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:18:02 PM

Lord Summerisle: Does that child have a touch of Down's Syndrome?


I was thinking FAS. Although she looks a lot like MammaJunebug, so maybe it's just Ugly genes.
 
2012-09-15 05:18:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:22:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:22:36 PM

MithrandirBooga: Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]

I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.

Never seen Wipeout I take it?

Link


Isn't Wipeout just a poor imitation of the GREATEST SHOW TO EVER AIR?
thatcostumegirl.com
 
2012-09-15 05:27:42 PM
'The secret is a lot of sugar and a lot of lemon juice. The lemonade has got a good five pounds of sugar and like 2 gallons of lemon juice,' she said

Five....POUNDS.....OF SUGAR???? Might as well call the kid Honey Boo Boobeetus.
 
2012-09-15 05:37:05 PM

ms_lara_croft: Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]

well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x524]

I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.

I don't know... considering Honey Boo Boo it might be an upward trend.


I was here in search of the reference, I'm satisfied it's still on page 1
 
2012-09-15 05:42:10 PM
lol this article says that people making 25k are middle class. I guess middle-class now means 'not on food stamps'...
 
2012-09-15 05:42:45 PM
fuuuuu wrong tab.
 
2012-09-15 05:48:25 PM

sage37: lol this article says that people making 25k are middle class. I guess middle-class now means 'not on food stamps'...


sage37: fuuuuu wrong tab.




25k a show maybe
 
2012-09-15 05:52:14 PM
So mom will be able to buy a new washrag on a stick?

And why am I not surprised the Daily Fail has latched onto these folks?
 
2012-09-15 05:58:48 PM
Well, really late on this but I'll put it out there anyway.

Agree with pretty much everything negative said, but I'll say this for them - they do love each other. There's something awesome about how honestly they just don't give a shiat, and they're dividing what they make on the show equally into trusts for each of the four kids; thus, still WalMart. That's cool. I've never seen the show outside of a youtube clip, but there's so much rampant biatchiness (meh) and darkness (yay!) on screen these days that it's nice to see that people have the capacity for insanely boisterous joy.

Outside of that - sadness on a stick, people!
 
2012-09-15 06:37:03 PM
CANKLES!
 
2012-09-15 07:04:43 PM
welp...back to EVE online I go...slightly less insane there.
 
2012-09-15 07:54:44 PM
So its about a fat mom and her fat daughter? Interesting...
 
2012-09-15 07:55:24 PM
I think they went there looking for Solo and the Wookie.
 
2012-09-15 08:00:24 PM

iron_city_ap: I will smash my TVs before I allow this bullshiat to be seen in my house, and there isn't much I won't tolerate.


No worries, it's all part of the plan. Television viewing habits of cable and satellite customers are being recorded. People who view programs like this, and the like (Toddlers & Tiaras, etc.) are being logged. Soon, the black vans will be collecting said viewers, who will be sent to "re-education camps."
Who am I kidding, more likely those who don't watch this crap will be sent to the camps, free thinkers are a threat to those in charge.
Keep 'em fat and stupid.......
 
2012-09-15 08:12:19 PM
These failures of humanity are disguisting and hideous. Honey Die Die biatch will have her own kid in a beauty pageant in ten years if she isn't Jon-Beneted. People that watch this filth should be ashamed of themselves for enabling and encouriging these mentally unstable disgraces to the human race.
 
2012-09-15 08:13:16 PM
I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
 
2012-09-15 08:23:20 PM

Vacation Bible School: Isn't Wipeout just a poor imitation of the GREATEST SHOW TO EVER AIR?


Right you are, Ken!
 
2012-09-15 08:30:00 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-09-15 08:37:08 PM

sage37: fuuuuu wrong tab.


After what you provided above, I think you can probably do no wrong. You've given me a reason to accept that these shows exist.

/Ubermensch my ass...
 
2012-09-15 09:01:18 PM

gordian: Well, really late on this but I'll put it out there anyway.

Agree with pretty much everything negative said, but I'll say this for them - they do love each other. There's something awesome about how honestly they just don't give a shiat, and they're dividing what they make on the show equally into trusts for each of the four kids; thus, still WalMart. That's cool. I've never seen the show outside of a youtube clip, but there's so much rampant biatchiness (meh) and darkness (yay!) on screen these days that it's nice to see that people have the capacity for insanely boisterous joy.

Outside of that - sadness on a stick, people!


Also, none of them seem to have body-image issues. This is a good thing. I think.
 
2012-09-15 09:21:36 PM

theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.
 
2012-09-15 10:33:30 PM
cutlerynewsjournal.files.wordpress.com

/never heard of her before so I had to Google her
//found another picture
 
2012-09-15 10:40:30 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 10:46:50 PM

Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.


Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.
 
2012-09-15 11:00:56 PM

LectertheChef: Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.

Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.


Sugar in almost everything and what isn't covered in sugar is fried.
 
2012-09-15 11:22:28 PM

theurge14: LectertheChef: Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti".

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

Oh, and mama June referred to the "sketti" sauce as a family recipe.

Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.

Sugar in almost everything and what isn't covered in sugar is fried.


There was talk of them making up a batch of lemonade on another thread. Apparently they used an entire 5 lb bag of sugar for the batch and it wasn't that big of a batch either.

Hey, Honey Boo Boo child...wanna some diabetes with your lemonade?
 
2012-09-15 11:29:54 PM

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]


You inspired me to GIS baby tigers instead of reading about this family. Thanks!
 
2012-09-15 11:56:16 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now
 
2012-09-16 12:05:19 AM

LectertheChef: Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.



Not sure if serious.jpeg.

/ chicken-fried steak is good
// Southern BBQ is awesome, there is none to be found here in the PNW (at least in my town)
 
2012-09-16 12:16:14 AM

SundaesChild: Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now


The "sketti" testing didn't bother me all that much, but the "sketti" sauce...BLARGH!
 
2012-09-16 12:21:55 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: LectertheChef: Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.


Not sure if serious.jpeg.

/ chicken-fried steak is good
// Southern BBQ is awesome, there is none to be found here in the PNW (at least in my town)


In Eugene I can get Southern BBQ at Papa's Soul Food Kitchen. There's also a food truck in the downtown Eugene area called Delacata. The guy who owns it is from Mississippi & he specializes in Southern Fried cuisine.
 
2012-09-16 01:04:23 AM

SundaesChild: Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now


Yeah, throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet is one thing. Her eating it off the cabinets is another.
 
2012-09-16 02:16:43 AM

SundaesChild: Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now


Ok confession time. We were going to renovate, so I let the kids throw balls of chocolate cookie dough on the ceiling. We washed it off but it stained a little so when my husband came home from being out of town I told him we may have mold problem.

I only fessed up when he was going to cut the drywall out. I was in the doghouse for a few days but totally worth it.
 
2012-09-16 02:48:10 AM

sleeps in trees: SundaesChild: Bathia_Mapes: I don't whether to laugh or gag, but I just watched a video clip of mama June making "sketti" sauce. Margarine (looked like Country Crock, going by the tub) and ketchup, nuked in the microwave until melted and then mixed in with the "sketti". Honey Boo Boo child & June tested the doneness of the "sketti" by throwing pieces of it up against a cabinet door.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I was grossed out by the sauce but I thought the two of them throwing the spaghetti at the cabinet together was cute. I like parents that get messy with their kids and don't treat their homes like a museum.

/defending Honey Boo Boo, I need a shower now

Ok confession time. We were going to renovate, so I let the kids throw balls of chocolate cookie dough on the ceiling. We washed it off but it stained a little so when my husband came home from being out of town I told him we may have mold problem.

I only fessed up when he was going to cut the drywall out. I was in the doghouse for a few days but totally worth it.


lulz
 
2012-09-16 07:41:00 AM

quizzical: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]

You inspired me to GIS baby tigers instead of reading about this family. Thanks!


You're welcome. I posted it because the expression on the little feller's face exactly conveys the feeling I experienced after, foolishly, clicking on that link.
 
2012-09-16 11:03:17 AM

cryinoutloud: /Can I make this honeybooboo creature disappear by not clicking on the link? I will try anyway.


I clicked twice - once for me, and once for you. Because I'm an asshole.
 
2012-09-16 12:54:50 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: LectertheChef: Pretty typical for southerners. They like to talk about how great their food is, but it's all complete shiat. Look at that abomination known as country gravy. I remember the first time I tried it, I threw up. Same with the second and third time. At this point, all I have to do is smell that filth, especially when combined with chicken fried steak, and I get nauseous.

Learn to farking cook, you stupid hicks.


Not sure if serious.jpeg.

/ chicken-fried steak is good
// Southern BBQ is awesome, there is none to be found here in the PNW (at least in my town)


What is your town. There are four really good BBQ places in the PNW (Seattle/Bellevue) anyway.

Pecos Pit on South 1st Ave is my personal favorite.
 
2012-09-16 01:15:36 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.


I'm assuming they think that "spaghetti" sauce is too chunky and acid and has all those weird spices in it. With ketchup and margarine you're guaranteed the biggest hit of lowest-common-denominator flavors you can buy.
 
2012-09-17 12:15:23 AM

theorellior: Bathia_Mapes: Oh, definitely. I was thinking "WTF"? You can't just buy a big jar of spaghetti sauce at Wal-Mart? Seriously, it doesn't cost that much. Or you could use tomato paste, tomato sauce & some seasoning & make your own. Again, not that hard.

I'm assuming they think that "spaghetti" sauce is too chunky and acid and has all those weird spices in it. With ketchup and margarine you're guaranteed the biggest hit of lowest-common-denominator flavors you can buy.


I just can't imagine how disgusting ketchup and Country Crock pasta is. If Ragu is too exotic for them, well, I don't know what to say.
 
2012-09-17 03:18:40 PM

Brick-House: Let me know when you all start feeling nauseous, and I'll stop.

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I hate you
 
2012-09-18 02:30:14 PM
Dead thread, but I wanted to add that I'm assuming a "ready-made" version of Honey Boo-Boo sketti sauce is in production and will be available in jars in stores within the month.
 
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