Who the hell is Honey Boo Boo?

*Googles*

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That poor child never had a chance.

If there's anything this country needs more of, it's the glorification of obese, uneducated attention whores.

iron_city_ap: I will smash my TVs before I allow this bullshiat to be seen in my house, and there isn't much I won't tolerate.

It's stupid shows like that on almost every channel that finally made me "cut the cord" last year. Got tired of paying for 250 channels of garbage.

I hate this meme because it makes me want to punch a 7 year-old girl.

BarkingUnicorn: I hate this meme because it makes me want to punch a 7 year-old girl.

She's 7??? Jesus Christ. I thought she was like 2 and just had some form of redneck gigantism.

Normally they're annoying, but I just LOVE the "Get it Now" buttons on Mama's outfit.

I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

After looking at those pictures, I'm not sure what makes me more angry: the fact that this little girl has been transformed into a whore for these so-called beauty pageants or the fact that her mother has made it perfectly acceptable to be a disgusting fat slob.

No. Wait. I've got it. The worst part is that the disgusting slob of a mom is actually getting rich by exploiting her innocent daughter. Someone mentioned a personal trainer? Fat chance (pun intended) of that happening. Mama Boo Boo has already reached the point of no return and will only get larger from here on out. And who's fault is it? The television executive that decided that her own show would be a good thing. He, by signing the contract, is pretty much just feeding her Moon Pies and Coca-Cola by hand. You don't encourage this type of behavior. If anything, they money that they make should go into a fund to support people that actually take care of themselves and contribute positively to society. Or just pay them in vegetables.

But, Honey Boo Boo won't be around forever. This show will go the way of all the other reality shows that once seemed like a great idea, but failed before they even really had a chance. We will all forget about this family eventually and will only remember them when the last story on Inside Edition shows the heartbreaking footage of firefighters taking out a wall so that they can remove the body of dear old mom.

The show supposedly had more viewers in its time slot than the RNC.
I warned the planning committee not to go against the base, but do they listen?

RodneyAChance: schpanky: I'm just wondering how soul-sucking a job it would have to be for the paparazzi guy following THESE idiots around.

Assuming of course that paparazzi have souls to begin with.

The only job more degrading might be being a writer for that show.

That show has writers?

Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

Forbidden Doughnut: Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

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well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

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I haven't actually seen any of these shows, but I've got a bad feeling that "Ow! my Balls!" will be on TV in my lifetime. It's a downward trend.

I don't know... considering Honey Boo Boo it might be an upward trend.

Brick-House: ms_lara_croft: Intoxoman: ms_lara_croft: I have never heard of Honey Boo Boo until this post. That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

All of that and just think-we can never unsee that. We're farked.

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well then, here's something else you probablly don't want to see...

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I lost my appetite for the next month.