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(Click Orlando)   Remember all that oil from the BP spill in the Gulf that couldn't be found? Alabama just found it   (clickorlando.com) divider line 56
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2012-09-15 09:49:20 AM  
Lies, lies,lies. I just saw a BP commercial and its all magically gone away.
 
2012-09-15 11:42:01 AM  
Are you suggesting that BP's clean up efforts were inadequate?
 
2012-09-15 12:00:38 PM  
R(oil) tide roll?
 
2012-09-15 12:03:24 PM  
Yes, yes, but has Tony Hayward gotten his life back or not? Priorities, people!!
 
2012-09-15 12:15:38 PM  
More importantly, will Joe Barton (Ratbastard-Texas) apologize to BP for this horrible piece of journalistic trash?
 
2012-09-15 01:25:25 PM  
This should be quite the windfall for Alabama with the price of oil being so high.
 
2012-09-15 01:29:15 PM  
the comments are GOLDEN....I pity the stupid in florida...
 
2012-09-15 01:31:03 PM  

coco ebert: Yes, yes, but has Tony Hayward gotten his life back or not? Priorities, people!!


I'm sure he's still deeply sorry about that spill:

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-09-15 01:33:40 PM  
Drill here. Drill fowl.
 
2012-09-15 01:35:53 PM  

Bontesla: Are you suggesting that BP's clean up efforts were inadequate?


Are you suggesting that the 9 brazillion gallons of "dispersant" didn't make the oil magically disappear forever, like they said it did?

I hate these assholes with the heat of a thousand suns. Not for the blow-up itself, which was bad enough, but for their attempted cover-up of one of biggest oil spills in history. "Hey, we made it all go away! Come back to the Gulf!" I hope every single tar ball washes up on land, and each one costs them $1000 to pick it up.
 
2012-09-15 01:36:20 PM  

Brick-House: This should be quite the windfall for Alabama with the price of oil being so high.


assets.nydailynews.com

Agrees.

Link
 
2012-09-15 01:37:39 PM  
It's always in the last place you look.
 
2012-09-15 01:39:04 PM  
Whoa whoa whoa, Limbaugh told me this was all a big librul lie, that the oil just magically disappeared. Now I don't know who to believe.
 
2012-09-15 01:39:08 PM  
"Murgatroid" is an actual real surname? Heavens...
 
2012-09-15 01:40:23 PM  

Julieahni: It's always in the last place you look.


No, that's Mississippi. No one wants to look in that shiat.
 
2012-09-15 01:40:29 PM  
9 birds and a few tarballs...

...yeah, real catastrophe.

/seriously, between the Texas, Louisiana and Florida Coastlines, they pick the one that's twelve miles long and concentrate on that?
 
2012-09-15 01:44:09 PM  
But let's relax those regulations, please, because they're restricting oil companies' ability to make a profit.

And with more profits, they would OF COURSE create more jobs.

Just like all the other big companies are doing now.
 
2012-09-15 01:45:16 PM  
This is bad news ... for 'bama.
 
2012-09-15 01:50:00 PM  
we should invest more in Solynda!
 
2012-09-15 01:55:37 PM  
Well Alabama owes BP some money then, what is the current price of oil? that's quite a few barrels of corporate property on those shores.
 
2012-09-15 01:56:34 PM  
Better late than never, I suppose? o_o'
 
2012-09-15 02:06:03 PM  
The courts should require BP to use people affected by the disaster in their advertising campaigns. Show the businesses and lives ruined by the oil spill, not the handpicked few who BP has paid and then promote to show what "big oil" has done to fix things,.
 
2012-09-15 02:09:59 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: we should invest more in Solynda!


Or Solyndra!

Dumbass...
 
2012-09-15 02:10:28 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: we should invest more in Solynda!


www.unitedliberty.org
 
2012-09-15 02:15:07 PM  
 
2012-09-15 02:15:10 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: tenpoundsofcheese: we should invest more in Solynda!

Or Solyndra!

Dumbass...


I missed the spelling, good catch... one thing about our incestment in Solyndra, it does make interesting art...

www.theblaze.com
 
2012-09-15 02:20:50 PM  
This will probably be an issue for a few years as hurricanes churn up water deeper. In time natural sedimentation will seal the oil away but small events like this will occasionally happen
 
2012-09-15 02:22:39 PM  
I cannot believe that conservatives and republicans are literally embracing the phrase THIS IS THE OBAMA WE SEE. HE IS INVISIBLE TO YOU.
 
2012-09-15 02:39:22 PM  
Heavens to Rhonda Murgatroid even!
 
2012-09-15 02:50:37 PM  

blunto: Heavens to Rhonda Murgatroid even!


approves
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-09-15 02:57:56 PM  
img843.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-15 03:04:11 PM  
I think if millions of gallons of oil got dumped on Alabama, it would be the best thing to happen to that place.

/didn't read a thing
//still think I'm wine drunk from last night.
///I'm the new guy.
 
2012-09-15 03:05:36 PM  
well i'm sure glad they locked up those responsible for such an ecological disaster and loss of human life. wait... tony hayward is managing those newly 'liberated' oil fields in iraq now and didn't get any form of punishment whatsoever? farking joke of a country.
 
2012-09-15 03:10:02 PM  
No, no no. Magic microbes ate it all up. That's what BP told me and I don't believe they have any reason to lie. Now let's drill baby drill....cause what could possibly go wrong?
 
2012-09-15 03:34:31 PM  
"The company says it has spent more than $14 billion cleaning up and treating the gulf shoreline since the oil disaster."

and Q2 2012 profits were $95 billion. Cry me a farkin' river.
 
2012-09-15 03:43:56 PM  
Does anyone remember when the news stated (per BP, presumably) that these oil-eating bacteria ate it all? Was I the only one whose jaw dropped while doing a face palm when people actually believed that?
 
2012-09-15 03:53:21 PM  
Nothing surprises me anymore. When I read this I just sighed and nodded while thinking "Of course they lied, it's BP".

/Modern Marvels: Engineering Disasters had an episode that included the 2000-something explosion at a BP oil refinery that happened because they never upgraded or maintained the equipment and the workers constantly didn't follow procedures
//all of its refineries were like that, and BP "promised" to fix them all after the explosion, which they still haven't done today
 
2012-09-15 04:07:06 PM  
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2012-09-15 04:11:43 PM  

MBA Whore: Does anyone remember when the news stated (per BP, presumably) that these oil-eating bacteria ate it all? Was I the only one whose jaw dropped while doing a face palm when people actually believed that?


Can you please site one of these articles. The only ones i read stated that the impact of the oil would be mitigated, relative to other spills like the Valdez, based on the greater turbulence and temperature of the water aiding in biological breakdown. Nothing that has been discovered suggests that this is not true. The gulf ecology was impacted, I saw no articles or suggestions that it wasn't, but it has started a more rapid recovery than what was feared. Anecdotal evidence, such as this article, may feed our fears or anger, but really do nothing to quantify the context of the actual impact of remaining oil.
 
2012-09-15 04:19:38 PM  

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And it could all happen again. just worse.
 
2012-09-15 05:07:00 PM  
the news story is BS i've been in the water all morning here in gulf shores, you could find a tar ball if you where searchig for one but there're not all over the beach
 
2012-09-15 05:22:54 PM  
Jack Johnson sang a lot about tarballs. i like booze

.tar.gz
 
2012-09-15 05:30:24 PM  
The company says it has spent more than $14 billion cleaning up and treating the gulf shoreline since the oil disaster.
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Yay! Stimulus money!

BTW - George W Bush originally set up the Solyndra loans.
 
2012-09-15 05:36:39 PM  
i stopped buying BP fuel & products when they screwed the gulf.

i stopped buying Mobil fuel & products when they screwed alaska.

if you stop giving these people your money they will go away.

if you keep buying their products you are a part of the problem, and you are off my christmas card list.

/damn right i play hard ball
 
2012-09-15 05:53:29 PM  
oh well it's done will all will be fine anyway.jpg
 
2012-09-15 06:41:08 PM  
I call bullshiat on it ever disappearing to begin with. Anyone who ever routinely flies over the Gulf on trips can clearly see the endless fields of unskimmed oil.
 
2012-09-15 07:38:59 PM  

cryinoutloud: Bontesla: Are you suggesting that BP's clean up efforts were inadequate?

Are you suggesting that the 9 brazillion gallons of "dispersant" didn't make the oil magically disappear forever, like they said it did?

I hate these assholes with the heat of a thousand suns. Not for the blow-up itself, which was bad enough, but for their attempted cover-up of one of biggest oil spills in history. "Hey, we made it all go away! Come back to the Gulf!" I hope every single tar ball washes up on land, and each one costs them $1000 to pick it up.


Er. You may need to tune up your sarcasm meter.
 
2012-09-15 07:45:37 PM  
I thought they had magnets that were supposed to clean this farkin stuff up.
 
2012-09-15 07:49:38 PM  
But who gives a shiat? It's the south! They can clean it up with their god and guns!
 
2012-09-15 09:18:54 PM  
I'm certainly not defending BP, but tar balls have been washing up along the gulf coast for as long as there has been a gulf coast. There's oil in them thar waters!
 
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