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(CBS Boston)   If you're going to fly a motorized paraglider on September 11th, it's probably best to stay away from the city. It scares the sheeple   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line 59
    More: Strange, September 11th, Salem, sheeple, Patrick Tarmey  
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2012-09-15 12:42:41 PM  
Okay the thought of someone attempting to plow a glider into a skyscraper is giving me gigglefits.
 
2012-09-15 12:42:59 PM  
OH NO! It's 1-31-07 all over again!!!
 
2012-09-15 12:46:52 PM  
Ha! Sheeple. Fresh as the day it was coined.
 
2012-09-15 12:47:53 PM  
That's what must have driven them underground in the first place. Just make sure not to wake them up again.
 
2012-09-15 12:47:59 PM  
What did he do?
Knock over a lawn chair?

Farking nation of pussies.
 
2012-09-15 12:51:38 PM  
www.ultralightnews.ca

static.neatoshop.com
 
2012-09-15 12:54:10 PM  
What is it with Boston

photos1.blogger.com
 
2012-09-15 12:56:11 PM  
/yea I know it's not Boston
 
2012-09-15 12:57:32 PM  
Practicing your freedoms where people might see it?
That'll get you arrested round civilized parts.
 
2012-09-15 12:57:49 PM  
2 levels:
1. Buy a helmet
2. Put the helmet on
 
2012-09-15 01:02:45 PM  
It's only right that people should panic.

Why, that guy could power dive that thing INTO A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF CHILDREN and get a bruise!
 
2012-09-15 01:03:50 PM  
yeah, couple of major tools judging by the 911 tapes.
 
2012-09-15 01:04:25 PM  
OMG. He might fly into a building crack a window! This is an outrage! Terrorist!
 
2012-09-15 01:05:16 PM  
cause I love that dirty water...Ohh Boston your my home. HaHa.
 
2012-09-15 01:06:32 PM  
those people need to be herded into the trucks to go the soylent green plant
 
2012-09-15 01:08:32 PM  
Seriously guys, protecting people from terrorism is serious business. I don't see the need for people to even leave their houses on 9/11. It's just too dangerous.
 
2012-09-15 01:08:57 PM  
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2012-09-15 01:11:58 PM  
OMG, someone was driving an '89 Ford Festiva around the federal courthouseon 9/11!!! What if it jumped the curb?? They could've been terrorists!!! Never Forget!!!!
 
2012-09-15 01:13:23 PM  
IIRC, powered parachutes are not required to keep the 1000ft distance above highest obstacle within 2000ft horiz. radius as long as they are not hazards to people or property.

So assuming that "hazard" doesn't apply to injuries sustained while rubbernecking, the pilot wasn't on the wrong side of the FAA. Obviously other rules apply.
 
2012-09-15 01:27:11 PM  
Tell me more about this Land of the Free, Home of the Brave of yours.
 
2012-09-15 01:29:34 PM  
Sheeple? Wow, you really gotta shoehorn that word into the context, don'tcha?

The first guy that said that was clever and cool.

You ain't cool, you're chilly...and chilly ain't never been cool. 

www.vincegolangco.com
 
2012-09-15 01:40:34 PM  
How else are you supposed to spy on women who prance around naked in their apartments 15 floors up?
 
2012-09-15 01:41:07 PM  

DeepDownHounds: Sheeple? Wow, you really gotta shoehorn that word into the context, don'tcha?

The first guy that said that was clever and cool.

You ain't cool, you're chilly...and chilly ain't never been cool. 

[www.vincegolangco.com image 384x512]


Yeah, no kidding. I think I used that word it for a week back in 2000. It was new then.
 
2012-09-15 01:42:08 PM  
Fark really needs an edit button.
 
2012-09-15 01:44:23 PM  
"Sheeple"

/because subby would nonchalantly read a newspaper while a plane screamed toward his building, no doubt.
//it aint about flying a glider into a building...more like using that glider to drop a harmful substance on a populace from a height that would not allow that substance to dissipate.
///That's just the kind of shiat we sheeple think about.
 
2012-09-15 01:46:11 PM  

Xixox: Okay the thought of someone attempting to plow a glider into a skyscraper is giving me gigglefits.


I'm imagining them trying to stop him with butterfly nets like Sideshow Bob and the Wright Brothers plane.
 
2012-09-15 01:47:22 PM  

way south: Practicing your freedoms where people might see it?
That'll get you arrestedsurveilled for life round civilized parts.

 
2012-09-15 01:48:36 PM  

G-Rot: /because subby would nonchalantly read a newspaper while a plane screamed toward his building, no doubt.
//it aint about flying a glider into a building...more like using that glider to drop a harmful substance on a populace from a height that would not allow that substance to dissipate.


I... what?

Did we read the same article?
 
2012-09-15 01:50:01 PM  

G-Rot: "Sheeple"

/because subby would nonchalantly read a newspaper while a plane screamed toward his building, no doubt.
//it aint about flying a glider into a building...more like using that glider to drop a harmful substance on a populace from a height that would not allow that substance to dissipate.
///That's just the kind of shiat we sheeple think about.


Are you an idiot or a troll?
Doesn't matter, either way you're a twat.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-09-15 01:50:06 PM  
FTA - someone was "circling the depot right now in a seat with a motor on it."

Ohhhh, The chair in the sky keeps on turning.
Don't know where I'll beeee tomorrrrow
 
2012-09-15 01:51:59 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: 2 levels:
1. Buy a helmet
1-1/2. Take your protein pills
2. Put the helmet on

 
2012-09-15 01:54:07 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com 

/oblig
 
2012-09-15 01:54:19 PM  
This is why patrol cars should come equipped with a nerf dart launcher.
 
2012-09-15 01:55:27 PM  

hippyneil: Tell me more about this Land of the Free, Home of the Brave of yours.


That's SO last century.
You must have read about that in a hardbound book like the Encyclopaedia Britannica published by one of those old fashioned brick and mortar types of businesses that thrives back in the day of balls and glory.

We're a nation of quivering quims, now. We have to use saniwipes before shaking hands, and count the published calories on our fast food items, keeping in check how much sugary drink we imbibe upon, and strap ourselves into our airbagged, government approved portable diaper buckets now.
Far be it for us to acquire a taste for actually grow a set and stand up for our rights.

It's important that we think of the children.

It's important that we don't offend anyone, anywhere, at any time.

It's our national creed to kiss the sphincters of any religion that was invented prior to televised broadcasting. Because, apparently, that was the tipping point for logic, and liberty.
 
2012-09-15 01:55:52 PM  

netringer: It's only right that people should panic.

Why, that guy could power dive that thing INTO A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF CHILDREN and get a bruise!


AND cause all the children to RUSH TO ONE SIDE, forcing the TSA-approved driver to TAKE EVASIVE MEASURES!
 
2012-09-15 01:57:13 PM  
because when you think of fun, you think of "motorized paraglider in the city on 9/11"
 
2012-09-15 01:58:49 PM  

loonatic112358: those people need to be herded into the trucks to go the soylent green plant


Are there really enough of THEM to feed all of US? (casts eyes suspiciously)
 
2012-09-15 02:01:01 PM  

mynameist: Seriously guys, protecting people from terrorism is serious business. I don't see the need for people to even leave their houses on 9/11. It's just too dangerous.


Now they're hitting us on 9/12! WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF BACON?
 
2012-09-15 02:01:24 PM  
There is a reason that it is called the "beaver" state.
 
SH
2012-09-15 02:03:29 PM  
FTA:The officer arrested Tarmey and charged him with disorderly conduct. A judge dropped the charge, but Tarmey was still on the hook for $50 in court costs.

This is the disturbing part of the article for me. The donut eater has no reason to arrest or charge, so he pulls the disorderly conduct card. Judge throws it out but the guy who did nothing wrong is still on the hook for court costs? 

Farking pigs.
 
2012-09-15 02:04:28 PM  
www.thelookingspoon.com
 
2012-09-15 02:05:27 PM  

G-Rot: "Sheeple"

/because subby would nonchalantly read a newspaper while a plane screamed toward his building, no doubt.
//it aint about flying a glider into a building...more like using that glider to drop a harmful substance on a populace from a height that would not allow that substance to dissipate.
///That's just the kind of shiat we sheeple think about.


Your life sounds miserable.
 
2012-09-15 02:05:45 PM  

Donn C. Drummond in Disguise: Are there really enough of THEM to feed all of US? (casts eyes suspiciously)


well, i don't know mutton for certain but i bet if you get enough sheeple, yea. Of course they won't see the wool coming over thier eyes in time to go on the lamb and escape
 
2012-09-15 02:06:38 PM  

tillerman35: IIRC, powered parachutes are not required to keep the 1000ft distance above highest obstacle within 2000ft horiz. radius as long as they are not hazards to people or property.

So assuming that "hazard" doesn't apply to injuries sustained while rubbernecking, the pilot wasn't on the wrong side of the FAA. Obviously other rules apply.


Other rules ALWAYS apply, esp. on 9/11, and esp. esp. the ones they don't tell you about, even after you "break" them. Guess what else gets "broken?"
 
2012-09-15 02:10:37 PM  
We are now getting reports that a second paraglider has hit the second tent.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-15 02:10:51 PM  

Pud: FTA - someone was "circling the depot right now in a seat with a motor on it."

Ohhhh, The chair in the sky keeps on turning.
Don't know where I'll beeee tomorrrrow


You sir, are awesome.
Thank you for a laugh while I am sick as shiat.
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-09-15 02:19:37 PM  

G-Rot: "Sheeple"

/because subby would nonchalantly read a newspaper while a plane screamed toward his building, no doubt.
//it aint about flying a glider into a building...more like using that glider to drop a harmful substance on a populace from a height that would not allow that substance to dissipate.
///That's just the kind of shiat we sheeple think about.


Seriously? How are things since you moved in to that bunker?

Depending on the source you are:

225,500 times more likely to die in an auto accident, two time more likely to to be crushed by a vending machine falling over than dying in a terrorist attack. You are 50 times more likely to be struck by lightening (1 in 500,000) that killed by a terrorist.
 
2012-09-15 02:24:10 PM  

cmb53208: OMG, someone was driving an '89 Ford Festiva around the federal courthouseon 9/11!!! What if it jumped the curb?? They could've been terrorists!!! Never Forget!!!!



Pppffftt an 89 Ford Festiva could not clear the curb.
 
2012-09-15 02:24:26 PM  

BilliamJ: /yea I know it's not Boston


Right, it's Salem. We know how they'll react to a flying person.
thewisecracker.com
 
2012-09-15 02:25:28 PM  

Pud: FTA - someone was "circling the depot right now in a seat with a motor on it."

Ohhhh, The chair in the sky keeps on turning.
Don't know where I'll beeee tomorrrrow


Too bad he didn't use balloons. Then the squadrons of commandos could utilize their nearly forgotten DaisyCutter fully automatic 1000-round BB guns,
leaving one chair down, along with a brazillion pigeons.
 
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