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(ESPN)   Iowa and Northern Iowa. Kentucky and Western Kentucky. Notre Dame and Michigan. Arkansas and Alabama. It's time for your Week 3 NCAA Football discussion thread. ROLL TIDE   (espn.go.com) divider line 24
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2012-09-15 11:12:59 PM  
2 votes:
I don't care what anybody else says, college football > pro football.
2012-09-15 11:08:06 AM  
2 votes:

Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.


Uh no. You go to hell, you go to hell and die subby. You ever refer to MSU as Michigan again I will hunt you down cut you dork off and feed it to pigs. I will use your skull as a chamber pot.
2012-09-15 08:56:29 AM  
2 votes:
Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.
2012-09-15 11:48:03 PM  
1 votes:

mjg: Holy crap is Erin Andrews stupid.

She just said, "None of those Stanford students will be going to school tomorrow." Duugh.

No wonder her contract expired.


I heard that and thought to myself "Did I accidentally drink myself into Sunday?", then realized that I'm not drinking today so my next thought was "Did she smoke herself into Sunday?", then I saw that Harrington and George were nodding along with her and thought "Terry Bradshaw would be the brains of that outfit, if he was there."
Tal
2012-09-15 11:42:36 PM  
1 votes:

varmitydog: Chunks McGunks : Does anyone look like they could challenge Alabama yet? That and the way Georgia has been playing the first quarter or two of games is killing me this season.

Florida State. They have outscored their opponents 176-3 so far this season. They have the best defense in the nation. Their ace defensive end, Bjorn Warner, looks like a Jared Allen clone, and may get 30 sacks this year. They have three running backs and a kicker who could start right now in the NFL. They are so deep in talent at all positions that their second team could probably win the ACC.


Murray State
Savannah State
Wake Forest

Brag when you've played someone whose players don't have to play BOTH sides of the ball.
2012-09-15 11:41:52 PM  
1 votes:

varmitydog: Chunks McGunks : Does anyone look like they could challenge Alabama yet? That and the way Georgia has been playing the first quarter or two of games is killing me this season.

Florida State. They have outscored their opponents 176-3 so far this season. They have the best defense in the nation. Their ace defensive end, Bjorn Warner, looks like a Jared Allen clone, and may get 30 sacks this year. They have three running backs and a kicker who could start right now in the NFL. They are so deep in talent at all positions that their second team could probably win the ACC.


LOL thats hilarious, FSU has played nobody yet and wont until they get to florida, even one of their supposed contending teams got their asses handed to them by pittsburgh today, thats the same pittsburgh who got their asses handed to them by an FCS team.........

The ACC is really weak this year so dont be shocked when FSU gets manhandled by florida the last game of the season and I fully expect florida to have 3 losses by that time but they are still strong enough to make FSU look like savannah state.
2012-09-15 11:26:06 PM  
1 votes:
Stanford got more sacks in 3 consecutive plays than most teams did this weekend. That was pretty insane.
2012-09-15 11:16:38 PM  
1 votes:
Oh well the Cardinal can still pull this out.
2012-09-15 11:08:11 PM  
1 votes:

steamingpile: Wait, what?


They were just talking about the longsnapper in the Texas/Ole Miss game.

Here is an article about him.

Also, while reading that...holy shiatballs.

- Worked at refugee camps in Darfur
- Coached autistic children through therapy sessions
- Joined army after 9/11
- Tried for and joined special forces after basic training
- Bronze star for [won't mention service]
- Walk-on in 2010
- Redshirt and then earned scholarship

Damn dude. Save some experiences for the rest of your life...
2012-09-15 09:58:41 PM  
1 votes:
So there as a notice from Knoxville police that people storming the field would be arrested. I'm guessing they weren't very busy tonight,
2012-09-15 09:34:46 PM  
1 votes:
Gators, though I love them, still don't deserve to be in the Top 10. Now, if they beat LSU in two weeks, maybe I'll change my assessment.
2012-09-15 09:10:45 PM  
1 votes:
There's blood in the water...

GO GATORS!
2012-09-15 09:06:00 PM  
1 votes:
Actually, the Chik-Fil-A cows weren't chastising Kevin for eating a burger. Turns out they found out he's a homosexual and they're trying to shame him straight.
2012-09-15 08:42:24 PM  
1 votes:
fark YEAH! TD GATORS!
2012-09-15 05:57:47 PM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


Because reasons SEC.
2012-09-15 05:41:54 PM  
1 votes:

FriarReb98: Krymson Tyde: A Fark Handle: FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?

vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.

Auburn needed OT to beat ULM.

Just watched the highlights of that one. Ooouuuuch. Could we finally think about getting a Sun Belt team near the rankings?


I'm still maintaining WKU will beat UK tonight.

Touchdown Alabama.
2012-09-15 05:21:03 PM  
1 votes:

Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.

You know, that's a pretty good comparison. Neither player are good as QB's, but both have a great deal of fan support, can turn in some awesome plays that bring even their detractors to their feet, and off the field both are great human beings, so it's hard to hate them.

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!


Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.
2012-09-15 04:11:48 PM  
1 votes:
penn state is taking navy to the showers.

/of course being navy men, i'm not sure they mind.
mjg
2012-09-15 04:08:25 PM  
1 votes:
media.northjersey.com

I'd boink the hell out of Tracy Wolfson
2012-09-15 03:43:21 PM  
1 votes:
Timeout #3, Auburn. Will punt with 37 seconds left to play.
2012-09-15 03:35:48 PM  
1 votes:

mjg: star_topology: mjg: TD Munroe!

Shiat! I gotta go two screens. DOUBLE SCREEN NOW!

First Row is my friend


Same. :)
2012-09-15 03:20:20 PM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: TD ULM

SUNBELT! SUNBELT! SUNBELT!


I'm thinking WKU will beat Kentucky tonight.
2012-09-15 01:22:05 PM  
1 votes:

Moodybastard: GO GATORS!


Yet another reason to hate Obama
2012-09-15 08:54:58 AM  
1 votes:
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