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2012-09-15 08:25:42 AM
I guess we find out today if the Vols are for real this year or not.
 
2012-09-15 08:29:31 AM
IT'S FOOTBALL TIME IN TENNESSEE

Please, please, please don't blow this and lose in some inexplicable confluence of unlikely events and circumstances and crush what little hope I have left like LSU and the bowl game last year pleasepleaseplease
 
2012-09-15 08:30:09 AM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 08:54:58 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 08:56:29 AM
Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.
 
2012-09-15 09:00:18 AM

WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.


Forget it, he's rolling.
 
2012-09-15 09:28:48 AM
Oh, and Bamamitter, don't think I didn't see what you did there with the headline leaving out the Florida-UT game. Subtle. Or maybe you're just a moron. I know a lot of Bama fans, and many of them are intelligent, thoughtful people, and others are paranoid simps who think Phil Fulmer is hiding in their closet at night.
 
2012-09-15 09:30:02 AM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 09:37:19 AM

Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.


Much like that Tide of yours, whom I've been meaning to thank, for shutting up clowns like this so very quickly.
 
2012-09-15 09:42:47 AM

WI241TH: Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Much like that Tide of yours, whom I've been meaning to thank, for shutting up clowns like this so very quickly.


Holy hell, I've read some articles by "homers," but that guy must have been delusional.
 
2012-09-15 09:58:48 AM

WI241TH: Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Much like that Tide of yours, whom I've been meaning to thank, for shutting up clowns like this so very quickly.


www.trbimg.com
 
2012-09-15 10:00:37 AM

Nabb1: WI241TH: Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Much like that Tide of yours, whom I've been meaning to thank, for shutting up clowns like this so very quickly.

Holy hell, I've read some articles by "homers," but that guy must have been delusional.


It makes many Alabama fans appear sane by comparison.
 
2012-09-15 10:08:49 AM
Um...Go Gators?
 
2012-09-15 10:17:36 AM

dahmers love zombie: Um...Go Gators?


i2.photobucket.com

Go Gators.
 
2012-09-15 10:18:51 AM
I'm actually at the game today, so I won't be posting much.

Just wanted to pop in and say: GO! TEAMS! PLAY! FOOTBALL!

/I have too much respect for Navy to wish they get beaten.
 
2012-09-15 10:20:54 AM

Krymson Tyde: Nabb1: WI241TH: Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Much like that Tide of yours, whom I've been meaning to thank, for shutting up clowns like this so very quickly.

Holy hell, I've read some articles by "homers," but that guy must have been delusional.

It makes many Alabama fans appear sane by comparison.


I have a brother-in-law who went to Utah and I got us a pair of Sugar Bowl tickets when they played Alabama. We had seats in the plaza level of the Superdome and were seated in the corner of the north endzone. We were clearly among actual Alabama alumni, mostly middle aged people, and judging by their attire and accoutrements, had done well for themselves. They were exceedingly polite and gracious in defeat, offering my brother-in-law handshakes and congratulations. Meanwhile, a buddy of mine was up in the terrace in the middle of some Bama fans who weren't quite as genteel and saw quite a few fights and drunken behavior that reminded him of Tiger Stadium on one of its worst nights.
 
2012-09-15 10:21:01 AM

Nabb1: dahmers love zombie: Um...Go Gators?

[i2.photobucket.com image 446x463]

Go Gators.


You're on my list, Pal.
 
2012-09-15 10:21:09 AM
PSU vs. Navy: The Sodomy Bowl
 
2012-09-15 10:21:31 AM

geom_00: I'm actually at the game today, so I won't be posting much.

Just wanted to pop in and say: GO! TEAMS! PLAY! FOOTBALL!

/I have too much respect for Navy to wish they get beaten.


Uh, which game?
 
2012-09-15 10:24:31 AM

WTF Indeed: PSU vs. Navy: The Sodomy Bowl


That's funny, right there.
 
2012-09-15 10:35:52 AM

Nabb1: dahmers love zombie: Um...Go Gators?

[i2.photobucket.com image 446x463]

Go Gators.


Jorts and Natty Light. Nuke it from orbit.
 
2012-09-15 10:38:29 AM

WTF Indeed: PSU vs. Navy: The Sodomy Bowl


Hey, at least with Navy there's also rum. And the lash. (Okay, so that's the Royal Navy, but still.)
 
2012-09-15 10:44:56 AM

geom_00: I'm actually at the game today, so I won't be posting much.

Just wanted to pop in and say: GO! TEAMS! PLAY! FOOTBALL!

/I have too much respect for Navy to wish they get beaten.


You know how the home crowd will boo when the visitors enter the field carrying their flags? Yeah, when Army, Navy or Air Force come in under the American Flag, the crowd reaction is always amusing "I want to boo, but I can't because of your flag... curses!"
 
2012-09-15 10:48:26 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-15 10:48:50 AM

WTF Indeed: PSU vs. Navy: The Sodomy Bowl


video379.vkadre.ru
Sodomy-eeeeee
 
2012-09-15 10:50:57 AM

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: Nabb1: WI241TH: Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Much like that Tide of yours, whom I've been meaning to thank, for shutting up clowns like this so very quickly.

Holy hell, I've read some articles by "homers," but that guy must have been delusional.

It makes many Alabama fans appear sane by comparison.

I have a brother-in-law who went to Utah and I got us a pair of Sugar Bowl tickets when they played Alabama. We had seats in the plaza level of the Superdome and were seated in the corner of the north endzone. We were clearly among actual Alabama alumni, mostly middle aged people, and judging by their attire and accoutrements, had done well for themselves. They were exceedingly polite and gracious in defeat, offering my brother-in-law handshakes and congratulations. Meanwhile, a buddy of mine was up in the terrace in the middle of some Bama fans who weren't quite as genteel and saw quite a few fights and drunken behavior that reminded him of Tiger Stadium on one of its worst nights.


Yeah, I'm not going to point fingers anymore, I acknowledge Alabama has a lunatic fringe part of it's fan base just like pretty much any large group of people do.
 
2012-09-15 10:52:04 AM

TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: dahmers love zombie: Um...Go Gators?

[i2.photobucket.com image 446x463]

Go Gators.

You're on my list, Pal.


Aw, now...
 
2012-09-15 10:54:34 AM

Krymson Tyde: Yeah, I'm not going to point fingers anymore, I acknowledge Alabama has a lunatic fringe part of it's fan base just like pretty much any large group of people do.


Well, yeah, I mean you've listened to the Paul Finebaum show... UT has those fans, too. Tulane, on the other hand, well, we don't really get riled up about too much, because what's the point?
 
2012-09-15 11:05:04 AM

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: Yeah, I'm not going to point fingers anymore, I acknowledge Alabama has a lunatic fringe part of it's fan base just like pretty much any large group of people do.

Well, yeah, I mean you've listened to the Paul Finebaum show... UT has those fans, too. Tulane, on the other hand, well, we don't really get riled up about too much, because what's the point?


I've never seen that type Tulane fan, but I still bet there are a few nuts in the bunch.
 
2012-09-15 11:08:06 AM

Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.


Uh no. You go to hell, you go to hell and die subby. You ever refer to MSU as Michigan again I will hunt you down cut you dork off and feed it to pigs. I will use your skull as a chamber pot.
 
2012-09-15 11:11:34 AM

Krymson Tyde: Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: Yeah, I'm not going to point fingers anymore, I acknowledge Alabama has a lunatic fringe part of it's fan base just like pretty much any large group of people do.

Well, yeah, I mean you've listened to the Paul Finebaum show... UT has those fans, too. Tulane, on the other hand, well, we don't really get riled up about too much, because what's the point?

I've never seen that type Tulane fan, but I still bet there are a few nuts in the bunch.


Most likely down in Houma. I do remember an episode of Mike Rowe's "Dirty Jobs" when he went to an alligator farm down there and the proprietor was wearing a Tulane t-shirt. At first, I was a bit stunned, but then, hey, I'm glad we've got a few nutcase fans stashed away here and there.
 
2012-09-15 11:12:06 AM

Nabb1: [i2.photobucket.com image 480x319]


I don't even...
 
2012-09-15 11:13:28 AM
I don't have a dog in this fight, but this is funny
thevictoryformation.com

What the fark am I saying? fark the Vols.
 
2012-09-15 11:16:21 AM

Gwendolyn: Nabb1: [i2.photobucket.com image 480x319]

I don't even...


RELEASE THE BRAY-KEN.
 
2012-09-15 11:18:12 AM
bigeastsux.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-15 11:24:44 AM
www.sportsgrid.com
 
2012-09-15 12:01:33 PM
i1052.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 12:09:15 PM
www.sportsgrid.com
If Arkansas beats Alabama, ain't nobody going to be laughing at her.
If Arkansas beats Alabama 100-3, some folks in Alabama would want to burn her for being a witch.
 
2012-09-15 12:10:11 PM
Fark Nebraska.

That is all
 
2012-09-15 12:10:55 PM
www.dailypress.com

WRECK 'EM, HOOS!
 
2012-09-15 12:11:38 PM

varmitydog: If Arkansas beats Alabama, ain't nobody going to be laughing at her.
If Arkansas beats Alabama 100-3, some folks in Alabama would want to burn her for being a witch.


No, I'll still laugh at her.
 
2012-09-15 12:13:24 PM
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Donnchadha: You know how the home crowd will boo when the visitors enter the field carrying their flags? Yeah, when Army, Navy or Air Force come in under the American Flag, the crowd reaction is always amusing "I want to boo, but I can't because of your flag... curses!"


fark Chair Farce, buncha soft ass country club pussies. They're not real Americans, fark 'em.
 
das
2012-09-15 12:13:57 PM
O-H!!!!!
 
2012-09-15 12:14:38 PM
Why no Buckeye fans yet? Last week, I went to the UCF game. Lets hope the Buckeyes improve from the sloppy win this week.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 12:14:58 PM

Krymson Tyde: [www.sportsgrid.com image 299x168]


Is it wrong that I want to see her boobs?
 
2012-09-15 12:18:24 PM

mikaloyd: Krymson Tyde: [www.sportsgrid.com image 299x168]

Is it wrong that I want to see her boobs?


i47.photobucket.com
Nope.
 
2012-09-15 12:19:12 PM
Who should I root for between Berzerkely and Tattoo U?
 
2012-09-15 12:25:48 PM

ragekage: [www.dailypress.com image 600x400]

WRECK 'EM, HOOS!


THIS.

/Hokies losing 7 - 0 right now too.
 
2012-09-15 12:28:42 PM
i.imgur.com

The Mean Green ain't so Mean. But they are Green. I confident we Ween. Let's go Teem!
 
2012-09-15 12:31:09 PM
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LIVE in-game win probabilities (new window)


arkansas             32 ALABAMA              43
army                 33 NORTHERN_ILL.        40
AUBURN               40 la.-monroe           30
BOISE_ST.            46 miami_(oh)           22
FLORIDA_ST.          42 wake_forest          26
FRESNO_ST.           42 colorado             34
GEORGIA              51 fla._atlantic        22
GEORGIA_TECH         39 virginia             30
INDIANA              41 ball_st.             39
kansas               27 TCU                  45
KANSAS_ST.           46 north_texas          30
KENTUCKY             35 western_ky.          27
LOUISIANA_TECH       42 rice                 27
LOUISVILLE           37 north_carolina       30
LSU                  50 idaho                19
marshall             34 OHIO                 36
maryland             32 CONNECTICUT          33
memphis              35 MIDDLE_TENN.         36
MICHIGAN             58 massachusetts        16
MICHIGAN_ST.         34 notre_dame           29
MINNESOTA            36 western_mich.        35
mississippi          26 TEXAS                35
MISSOURI             37 arizona_st.          34
NEBRASKA             41 arkansas_st.         29
NORTH_CAROLINA_ST.   41 south_ala.           35
NORTHWESTERN         36 boston_college       29
OHIO_ST.             39 california           27
OKLAHOMA_ST.         51 la.-lafayette        31
PENN_ST.             36 navy                 28
pittsburgh           29 VIRGINIA_TECH        31
PURDUE               43 eastern_mich.        27
SAN_JOSE_ST.         39 colorado_st.         30
smu                  30 TEXAS_A&M            35
SOUTH_CAROLINA       50 uab                  23
SOUTHERN_MISS.       43 east_carolina        31
STANFORD             42 southern_california  34
tennessee            30 FLORIDA              31
TEXAS_TECH           49 new_mexico           22
TOLEDO               42 bowling_green        31
troy                 26 MISSISSIPPI_ST.      35
UCF                  39 fiu                  28
UCLA                 38 houston              37
UTAH                 32 byu                  31
UTEP                 42 new_mexico_st.       32
WISCONSIN            50 utah_st.             29


Projected record: 35.072 - 9.928
 
2012-09-15 12:32:13 PM
TD TOSU extra point wide right 6-0
 
2012-09-15 12:32:32 PM
Damn Auburn, what's wrong?
 
2012-09-15 12:38:26 PM
I went to all 3 Gators-Vols games when Peyton was defeated in each of those games. Man those were heady times at UF. Our post-tebow offense is just awful. I hope the Gator D can keep that offense in check because they won't beat Tennessee in a shootout.

/after Peytons final game at Florida field they showed him on the jumbotron crying whilst walking off the field. It was glorious.
 
2012-09-15 12:39:02 PM
TD Bears. Can they make an extra point?
 
2012-09-15 12:39:10 PM
Cal's offense under Tedford has usually been really good. Their defense...not so much.

TD Cal!!

Cal - 7
OSU - 6
 
2012-09-15 12:39:29 PM
ffish: FLORIDA ST. 42 Wake Forest 26

26 points my ass. With the way the Seminole defense is flying all over the field today, Wake Forest will be lucky to score at all.
And they just returned a punt for a TD, 14-0 Florida State with three minutes left in the first quarter.
 
2012-09-15 12:39:44 PM
Berzerkely 7 Tattoo U 6
 
2012-09-15 12:40:16 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I went to all 3 Gators-Vols games when Peyton was defeated in each of those games. Man those were heady times at UF. Our post-tebow offense is just awful. I hope the Gator D can keep that offense in check because they won't beat Tennessee in a shootout.

/after Peytons final game at Florida field they showed him on the jumbotron crying whilst walking off the field. It was glorious.


I was there. Peyton never beat Florida...so sad.
 
2012-09-15 12:42:59 PM
Coach Franklin better right the ship soon.

If we lose to the Blue Hose today his seat gets measurably hotter.
 
2012-09-15 12:43:17 PM
Holy fark. Pittsburgh's scored more against Virginia Tech than UVA has the last three years. Combined.

Sigh.
 
2012-09-15 12:45:05 PM
This time Ohio State got the extra point.
 
2012-09-15 12:45:15 PM
Tattoo U 13 Berzerkely 7
 
2012-09-15 12:46:26 PM
I never understood the motto "Roll Tide."

Tides don't "roll"
 
2012-09-15 12:47:03 PM
Pitt is leading? Weird
 
2012-09-15 12:47:10 PM
F-L-O-R-I-D-A. S-T-A-T-E.
Woot!
 
2012-09-15 12:47:53 PM

netweavr: I never understood the motto "Roll Tide."

Tides don't "roll"


Waves do
 
2012-09-15 12:48:04 PM
Zac Stacey rushes for 86 yard TD on the 1st play from scrimmage.

Presbyterian - 0
Vanderbilt - 7
 
2012-09-15 12:48:12 PM
Hrm. Something I'm noticing in the Ohio-California game is just how similar Ohio is to Michigan. Take out Braxton Miller and Ohio has no offense. The defense looks good in spurts but is otherwise unremarkable, or worse, bad. It's not going to be a banner year for either team unless they both find more offense than just a running QB, and find some consistent defense against competent teams.
 
2012-09-15 12:49:14 PM

blindy the pirate: F-L-O-R-I-D-A. S-T-A-T-E.
Woot!


I'm so happy they're teaching basic spelling in Florida now!
 
2012-09-15 12:50:07 PM
Wow quarterback for Cal Zach Maynard took a hit from the front and the back. He was taken off the field.
 
2012-09-15 12:50:24 PM

mikaloyd: netweavr: I never understood the motto "Roll Tide."

Tides don't "roll"

Waves do


Then why not use "waves" instead of "tide?"

Clearly their academic standards are not up to snuff.
 
2012-09-15 12:51:15 PM

varmitydog: ffish: FLORIDA ST. 42 Wake Forest 26

26 points my ass. With the way the Seminole defense is flying all over the field today, Wake Forest will be lucky to score at all.
And they just returned a punt for a TD, 14-0 Florida State with three minutes left in the first quarter.


In really big mismatches my system tends to fall apart. It's very good at predicting the odds that a given team will win, but it's not quite as good at getting the score right.

Also, if anyone wants to follow the in-game odds but doesn't want to mash "reload" on a browser all day, we have a Twitter feed for end-of-quarter probabilities and upset alerts at TFGLiveOdds.
 
2012-09-15 12:52:02 PM
Jesus, Virginia Tech is playing like sh*t. Just fumbled again inside their own 10.. Third turnover of the game. 

And Pitt scores again.
 
2012-09-15 12:53:03 PM

netweavr: mikaloyd: netweavr: I never understood the motto "Roll Tide."

Clearly their academic standards are not up to snuff.


s16.postimage.org

C'mon man, it's FOOTBALL thread.
 
2012-09-15 12:55:09 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
cdn0.sbnation.com

Wake Forest has a whole bunch of seriously smoking hot cheerleaders
 
2012-09-15 12:55:31 PM

PluckYew: netweavr: mikaloyd: netweavr: I never understood the motto "Roll Tide."

Clearly their academic standards are not up to snuff.

[Link][s16.postimage.org image 607x480]

C'mon man, it's FOOTBALL thread.


Needs more jpeg.
 
2012-09-15 12:59:19 PM
The Berzerkely Bear has become a Berzerkely Bear rug in Ohio.
 
2012-09-15 12:59:32 PM
Woo Go Gators! The Streak lives on!

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-15 01:01:44 PM
ffish In really big mismatches my system tends to fall apart. It's very good at predicting the odds that a given team will win, but it's not quite as good at getting the score right.

It's to be expected. Wake Forest is 2-0, with a win over North Carolina,(who was supposed to be good this year) and FSU has played two cupcakes.
 
2012-09-15 01:03:11 PM
There's no farking way Pitt's beating Vippy Sue 21-0 before the half.
 
2012-09-15 01:05:39 PM
Shill Barley SHILL!
 
2012-09-15 01:05:40 PM
No TV coverage for Colorado or Colorado State in the Denver area.

/the football gods are merciful
 
2012-09-15 01:06:32 PM

WI241TH: Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Much like that Tide of yours, whom I've been meaning to thank, for shutting up clowns like this so very quickly.


Wow that looks like it was written by an escaped mental patient, did he ever post a follow up? Most running QBs get killed in the SEC unless you are huge and denard is smallish with a worse throwing arm.

Anyways, let's hope auburn keeps losing and UGA doesn't forget to show up for their scrimmage game against their high school opponent.

This week determines if I will go to the UGA/UT game, I really don't feel like watching that coradelle guy run wild in their secondary since they keep getting suspended
 
2012-09-15 01:08:02 PM
What on earth is going on in that Pitt game?
 
2012-09-15 01:09:40 PM
Is there a competitive game on?
 
2012-09-15 01:11:22 PM

tom servo bit me: What on earth is going on in that Pitt game?

Virginia Tech is trying a new strategy
masterclassbrazil.com
 
2012-09-15 01:13:38 PM
miamiherald.typepad.com

The best defensive end in college football: Bjoern Werner. He might could get 30 sacks this year. 
Florida State scores again, 28-0 with ten minutes left in the first half.
 
2012-09-15 01:17:31 PM
saturdayblitz.com

Beavers don't play today, so GO PAC12!!!!
 
2012-09-15 01:18:54 PM
GO GATORS!

www.saturdaydownsouth.com
 
2012-09-15 01:19:02 PM
Tattoo U is trying to breathe life back into the bear rug with sloppy penalties
 
2012-09-15 01:21:35 PM
Pitterception 3.
 
2012-09-15 01:21:50 PM
The refs seem to be flag happy in the Ohio State-Cal game.
 
2012-09-15 01:22:05 PM

Moodybastard: GO GATORS!


Yet another reason to hate Obama
 
2012-09-15 01:23:34 PM
Anyone know where I can find a online stream of the Ohio state game?
 
2012-09-15 01:27:02 PM

Funk Brothers: The refs seem to be flag happy in the Ohio State-Cal game.


And someone oughtta tell Chris Spielman that there is being "nonpartisan" and then there's "I didn't see anything" when a helmet goes flying.
 
2012-09-15 01:28:02 PM

RichieLaw: Anyone know where I can find a online stream of the Ohio state game?


Try this: Link
 
2012-09-15 01:30:29 PM

steamingpile: Moodybastard: GO GATORS!

Yet another reason to hate Obama


You mean another reason to vote for him, right?
 
2012-09-15 01:31:42 PM
LOL UL-Monroe just ran an easy play fake for a 30 something yard TD on auburn.
 
2012-09-15 01:33:03 PM

steamingpile: Moodybastard: GO GATORS!

Yet another reason to hate Obama


Also, I noticed this in your profile:

"Im also to the point that I have given up on UGA's coach, its time to take Kirby away from bama, bring him home before someone else hires a UGA grad then kicks our asses."

You know I think I know a coach in the SEC who could make that happen for ya :D
 
2012-09-15 01:33:17 PM

Meet Us at the Stick: RichieLaw: Anyone know where I can find a online stream of the Ohio state game?

Try this: Link


thanks!
 
2012-09-15 01:33:26 PM
Wow, is auburn really this bad? At least Arkansas made it a game, I'm starting to think 4-5 wins may be a more accurate estimate for their season.
 
2012-09-15 01:36:11 PM

bemis23: steamingpile: Moodybastard: GO GATORS!

Yet another reason to hate Obama

Also, I noticed this in your profile:

"Im also to the point that I have given up on UGA's coach, its time to take Kirby away from bama, bring him home before someone else hires a UGA grad then kicks our asses."

You know I think I know a coach in the SEC who could make that happen for ya :D


After watching muschamp I'm kind of glad they didn't try to get him back, Kirby consistently gets his guys ready to play. I don't see UF beating UGA anytime soon since their defense is average and their offense is non-existant.
 
2012-09-15 01:36:15 PM

steamingpile: Wow, is auburn really this bad? At least Arkansas made it a game, I'm starting to think 4-5 wins may be a more accurate estimate for their season.


I'm amused by the Iowa State fans who never wavered from telling me Chizik was a bum, even he won a championship. They were on to something.
 
2012-09-15 01:37:57 PM

steamingpile: bemis23: steamingpile: Moodybastard: GO GATORS!

Yet another reason to hate Obama

Also, I noticed this in your profile:

"Im also to the point that I have given up on UGA's coach, its time to take Kirby away from bama, bring him home before someone else hires a UGA grad then kicks our asses."

You know I think I know a coach in the SEC who could make that happen for ya :D

After watching muschamp I'm kind of glad they didn't try to get him back, Kirby consistently gets his guys ready to play. I don't see UF beating UGA anytime soon since their defense is average and their offense is non-existant.


Fortunately we don't have to speculate on that game for much longer....

WLOCP coming soon! At least we can both agree to hate the Voluntards.

Also: Auburn scored a TD, bout friggin time.
 
2012-09-15 01:38:58 PM

varmitydog: With the way the Seminole defense is flying all over the field today, Wake Forest will be lucky to score at all.


This defense and ST play is making me feel like I'm an undergrad all over again, so if you'll excuse me I have to put on my flannel and check out that new Nirvana album that everyone is talking about.
 
2012-09-15 01:40:05 PM

steamingpile: Wow, is auburn really this bad? At least Arkansas made it a game, I'm starting to think 4-5 wins may be a more accurate estimate for their season.


Auburn has never been a good team. They have the occasional wunderkid but their teams in between Heisman-caliber players are horrendous.

Also, UL-Monroe just got hosed by the refs
 
2012-09-15 01:41:42 PM
Go Stanford!
 
2012-09-15 01:42:54 PM

Sargun: steamingpile: Wow, is auburn really this bad? At least Arkansas made it a game, I'm starting to think 4-5 wins may be a more accurate estimate for their season.

Auburn has never been a good team. They have the occasional wunderkid but their teams in between Heisman-caliber players are horrendous.

Also, UL-Monroe just got hosed by the refs


Yeah but auburn was usually a 7-8 win team every year, but damn they look horrible, chizik may be the quickest coach ever to go from winning a NCG to being fired.

Hey auburn, Bobby petrino is available!
 
2012-09-15 01:43:37 PM

Sargun: Also, UL-Monroe just got hosed by the refs


That was such a horseshiat call
 
2012-09-15 01:48:08 PM
Wow, Auburn made a hail mary pass actually work.
 
2012-09-15 01:48:56 PM
OK, that was an awesome end-of-half play by Auburn.
 
2012-09-15 01:48:58 PM
WTF - Auburn just scored again?!? Did they put Frazier's head on an actually good QB this week?
 
2012-09-15 01:50:00 PM

professional_vampire: WTF - Auburn just scored again?!? Did they put Frazier's head on an actually good QB this week?


The receiver wanted that one, he out jumped everyone right on the edge
 
2012-09-15 01:54:52 PM
I'm a pretty big Iowa fan, but how the Fark did we get mentioned with the other games. Those other teams have scored more than 1 TD this year.
 
2012-09-15 01:59:51 PM

bel4sucks: professional_vampire: WTF - Auburn just scored again?!? Did they put Frazier's head on an actually good QB this week?

The receiver wanted that one, he out jumped everyone right on the edge


With auburn giving up huge chunks of rushing yards they will have to hope they have a lot more gimmick plays to win this game.
 
2012-09-15 02:01:20 PM
VT punt return for a touchdown. What's sad watching the game for Pitt is that VT actually ran into the kicker. He's a big guy and didn't do the usual "punter acting" so he could have gotten a first down
 
2012-09-15 02:02:23 PM

TheManofPA: VT punt return for a touchdown. What's sad watching the game for Pitt is that VT actually ran into the kicker. He's a big guy and didn't do the usual "punter acting" so he could have gotten a first down


You have to like that block that took two guys out though
 
2012-09-15 02:08:30 PM
Roll Tide!

We are all La-Monroe Warhawks today.

/Barn sucks
 
2012-09-15 02:13:23 PM
Cal with and 81 yard TD run!

Cal - 14
OSU - 20
 
2012-09-15 02:13:53 PM
Cal RB with the Madden 2001 spin move for TD.
 
2012-09-15 02:16:42 PM

bemis23: steamingpile: Moodybastard: GO GATORS!

Yet another reason to hate Obama

Also, I noticed this in your profile:

"Im also to the point that I have given up on UGA's coach, its time to take Kirby away from bama, bring him home before someone else hires a UGA grad then kicks our asses."

You know I think I know a coach in the SEC who could make that happen for ya :D


Nagada
 
2012-09-15 02:17:16 PM

Donnchadha: TheManofPA: VT punt return for a touchdown. What's sad watching the game for Pitt is that VT actually ran into the kicker. He's a big guy and didn't do the usual "punter acting" so he could have gotten a first down

You have to like that block that took two guys out though


It was a beautiful return all around (great vision by the returner too). It's just something I noticed that they didn't show in replays. We give punter so much crap for drawing that incredibly cheap call with bad acting but here it completely swung this game (Pitt first down vs. VT touchdown).
 
2012-09-15 02:18:23 PM

UNC_Samurai: steamingpile: Wow, is auburn really this bad? At least Arkansas made it a game, I'm starting to think 4-5 wins may be a more accurate estimate for their season.

I'm amused by the Iowa State fans who never wavered from telling me Chizik was a bum, even he won a championship. They were on to something.


I think most everyone was on board with the ISU opinion.
 
2012-09-15 02:23:52 PM
LOL fake. I wonder if the cameraman was tipped off ahead of time, the punter wasn't even in camera view
 
2012-09-15 02:23:59 PM
I just want to reiterate to those who didn't see it: that Cal touchdown run was pretty freaking awesome.

Sack town for the Cheateyes. 4th down der Bers
 
2012-09-15 02:24:10 PM
Nice fake punt there, ULM.
 
2012-09-15 02:26:10 PM
What happened to Bo Pelini?
 
2012-09-15 02:26:39 PM

TheManofPA: Donnchadha: TheManofPA: VT punt return for a touchdown. What's sad watching the game for Pitt is that VT actually ran into the kicker. He's a big guy and didn't do the usual "punter acting" so he could have gotten a first down

You have to like that block that took two guys out though

It was a beautiful return all around (great vision by the returner too). It's just something I noticed that they didn't show in replays. We give punter so much crap for drawing that incredibly cheap call with bad acting but here it completely swung this game (Pitt first down vs. VT touchdown).


Yeah, I don't think it swung the game too much as Pitt answers with a TD
 
2012-09-15 02:27:35 PM
VT going to VT
 
2012-09-15 02:30:23 PM

puffy999: I just want to reiterate to those who didn't see it: that Cal touchdown run was pretty freaking awesome.

Sack town for the Cheateyes. 4th down der Bers


Don't want to speak too soon but Cal is making a game of it. MOAR Pac-12 dominance!
 
2012-09-15 02:33:44 PM

orange storm: VT going to VT


Yo dawg I heard you like VT so we put VT on your TV so u can Hokie while you hookie.

/go Beavers
//even if they don't play today
 
2012-09-15 02:35:36 PM
I'm afraid Cal's TE's knee is done. Low, hard hit.

OHHHHHHHH Wish I didn't see that replay. It's done, son. There goes his year (or career, possibly...).
 
2012-09-15 02:36:22 PM

PluckYew: puffy999: I just want to reiterate to those who didn't see it: that Cal touchdown run was pretty freaking awesome.

Sack town for the Cheateyes. 4th down der Bers

Don't want to speak too soon but Cal is making a game of it. MOAR Pac-12 dominance!


SHUT UP! If anyone notices that they're still in the game they'll promptly fark it up!
 
2012-09-15 02:36:49 PM
Cal tight ends knee just went the wrong way
 
2012-09-15 02:37:02 PM

puffy999: I'm afraid Cal's TE's knee is done. Low, hard hit.

OHHHHHHHH Wish I didn't see that replay. It's done, son. There goes his year (or career, possibly...).


Figured that had happened as soon as I saw him get low-bridged at full speed like that. Not good.
 
2012-09-15 02:37:11 PM
LOL all that work running and he coughs it up at the 4
 
2012-09-15 02:37:14 PM
OUCH!
 
2012-09-15 02:39:19 PM
Stupid kicker
 
2012-09-15 02:39:26 PM
Okay, Cal, the guy who just had everything in his knee torn to shreds with a Willis McGahee-like injury, he had an excuse for not catching the ball. 3rd down, gotta catch the first down pass.

And... Cal's kicker misses another field goal.
 
2012-09-15 02:41:00 PM
Wow, tOSU QB had a freaking wide open guy running down the field. Underthrew him by... 30 yards. LOL

He should've thrown it a couple seconds earlier.
 
2012-09-15 02:42:02 PM
OSU look sha-kee all of a sudden. Both sides of the ball (except when the defense is exploding people's kneeacaps).
 
2012-09-15 02:44:23 PM
 
2012-09-15 02:46:43 PM
Dang PITT is trying to give this game away
 
2012-09-15 02:47:06 PM
I'm glad I could see the Ohio State game on lunch and break.

I'm mad because they should be doing better
 
2012-09-15 02:49:16 PM

orange storm: Dang PITT is trying to give this game away


holy shiat! just got home. how the fark is pitt winning? they got rocked by a 1aa school.

/though i guess vt does like losing early in the season to nobodies...
 
2012-09-15 02:50:52 PM
Review that in the Shoe. Cal receiver just made an NFL catch. And it was pretty obvious in real time that he had his feet in bounds.
 
2012-09-15 02:50:58 PM
ABC crawl saying Bo Pelini was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Yikes.
 
2012-09-15 02:52:08 PM

tom servo bit me: ABC crawl saying Bo Pelini was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Yikes.


Whoa. That's not good.
 
2012-09-15 02:53:01 PM
WOW, Cal just got screwed.
 
2012-09-15 02:54:53 PM
Cal gets a first down anyway, basically back to where they should be.
 
2012-09-15 02:55:00 PM

puffy999: WOW, Cal just got screwed.


Yeah, that was a horsesh*t holding call on what should've been their second TD, too (then they missed the FG). Refs are f*cking them HARD.
 
2012-09-15 02:55:49 PM
Wow, Jeff Tedford sprints in front of the line judge to call timeout. I bet he's going to need the entire timeout time to get his wind back.
 
2012-09-15 02:56:06 PM

tom servo bit me: ABC crawl saying Bo Pelini was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Yikes.


He's got the flu
 
2012-09-15 02:56:43 PM
Pitt is just plowing the ball downfield on the ground right now. Too bad about the BS holding call.
 
2012-09-15 02:58:03 PM
Yeah, I was supposed to write up a Cal article for a game preview. I got sidetracked, but the extent of what I knew was going to be "Cal f*cking sucks this year. Got housed by Nevada at home, had a lot of trouble with Southern Utah. The only thing that makes me think that they have any shot in Columbus is the fact that the rest of the Pac-12 skullf*cked the Big 10 last week."
 
2012-09-15 02:58:45 PM
Vanderbilt hangs half a hundred on the Blue Hose.

Presbyterian - 0
Vanderbilt - 55
 
2012-09-15 02:58:59 PM

IAmRight: Yeah, that was a horsesh*t holding call on what should've been their second TD, too (then they missed the FG).


I think I missed that one.

/maybe they think they're making up for Wisconsin-OSU, because the onside kick call may have been wrong (well, technically, it was wrong, because I don't think the kicker touched it regardless, either the OSU guy or the Wisconsin player trying to block him)
//but that game should have been a shutout

Cal with a lateral and pass back to the QB. Big hit forces the fumble, but it flies OOB.
 
2012-09-15 02:59:14 PM
Whoa, what a first down for Pitt.
 
2012-09-15 02:59:45 PM
TD CAL

Blown call doesn't cost them.
 
2012-09-15 02:59:55 PM

PluckYew: Vanderbilt hangs half a hundred


Well, there's something you don't see every day.
 
2012-09-15 03:00:31 PM
Cal back in the lead!! 21-20
 
2012-09-15 03:00:34 PM
Yeesh, shot of the student section at Pitt, and not too many honeys in there. Guess I'm used to SEC football.
 
2012-09-15 03:01:10 PM

Nabb1: PluckYew: Vanderbilt hangs half a hundred

Well, there's something you don't see every day.


...or get to say
 
2012-09-15 03:01:24 PM
Oh, man, dropped TD pass that would have slammed the door on this one.
 
2012-09-15 03:01:49 PM

PluckYew: Cal back in the lead!! 21-20


today we are all golden bears...
 
2012-09-15 03:02:24 PM
Whoops! VT offsides on the FG attempt. First and goal on the one for PItt.
 
2012-09-15 03:02:48 PM

Nabb1: Oh, man, dropped TD pass that would have slammed the door on this one.


vatech gives them another chance, 1st and goal after an offenses call. that was just stupid. special special teams...
 
2012-09-15 03:03:04 PM
Thoughts:

This FSU/Wake Forest game is out of hand.

Cal's inability to make a FG might cost them a game they could have won.

Cal has some hottie cheerleaders.
 
2012-09-15 03:03:42 PM
LOL what the hell was with the shot of those kids with the straw hats
 
2012-09-15 03:03:51 PM

Nabb1: Whoops! VT offsides on the FG attempt. First and goal on the one four for PItt.


FTFM. Second and goal on the one... false start... second and goal on the six. (Cue Ralphie Wiggam "I'm peddling backwards!")
 
2012-09-15 03:04:22 PM
I'm glad Pitt finally got to the cupcake part of its schedule. Can't expect 'em to hang with FCS squads, but the ACC isn't quite as tough.
 
2012-09-15 03:04:46 PM

A Fark Handle: special special teams...


Beamer Ball! They beat you with special teams!

/Pitt cashes in on the second chance.
 
2012-09-15 03:04:56 PM

bel4sucks: LOL what the hell was with the shot of those kids with the straw hats


Cal rally band? I wasn't paying attention, were they in blue and gold with lots of flair?
 
2012-09-15 03:05:09 PM
Anyone know the prognosis for the Tulane player injured last week?
 
2012-09-15 03:05:25 PM
TD PITT
 
2012-09-15 03:05:31 PM
One of the best plays EVER

/Please don't let it be this close again
//Please don't give Coach D another heart attack
///GO STATE!
 
2012-09-15 03:05:32 PM

PluckYew: Cal rally band? I wasn't paying attention, were they in blue and gold with lots of flair?


Yeah spinning the hats on their hands

Auburn throws an INT
 
2012-09-15 03:05:43 PM
BTW, Cal's misses just make me angrier about the WSU kicker hitting a 60-yard FG against my EWU Eagles last week. Since when do college kickers actually make those?
 
2012-09-15 03:05:59 PM
Say goodnight VA Tech
 
2012-09-15 03:06:39 PM
Finally a tackler who wraps up!!
 
2012-09-15 03:07:16 PM
Virginia Tech is pretty much the same as Clemson - somehow highly ranked in the preseason despite the fact that they sh*t the bed early every single year.
 
2012-09-15 03:08:52 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Anyone know the prognosis for the Tulane player injured last week?


No prognosis, but he has had surgery and is awake and responsive. You can read updates on a web page the school has set up here. There is also a t-shirt for sale for $20, and all the proceeds will go to a fund set up for Walker and his family.
 
2012-09-15 03:10:34 PM
I'm gonna spoil their entire offense for you: Miller keeps the ball.
 
2012-09-15 03:10:37 PM
Miller tough as nails on this set.
 
2012-09-15 03:11:20 PM

IAmRight: I'm gonna spoil their entire offense for you: Miller keeps the ball.


You were sayin'?
 
2012-09-15 03:11:52 PM
And by keeps I mean if he is faking a handoff, well, that's just what he's doing. He ain't handing it off.
 
2012-09-15 03:13:31 PM
Ohio State can actually put a drive together.
 
2012-09-15 03:13:38 PM
Pitt got away with roughing the QB, but it looked like grounding on the pass attempt.
 
2012-09-15 03:14:00 PM

IAmRight: I'm gonna spoil their entire offense for you: Miller Robinson keeps the ball.


It's amusing just how similar Michigan and tOSU are these days.
 
2012-09-15 03:14:54 PM
TD ULM
 
2012-09-15 03:15:21 PM
Buckeyes TD +2
 
2012-09-15 03:15:25 PM

Iceman_Cometh: Ohio State can actually put a drive together.


The offense frequently puts stellar drives together. The problem is they regularly take at least one whole quarter off. They better start playing 4 quarters or else one of these close games is going to go the wrong way.
 
2012-09-15 03:15:35 PM
Pitt is the most likable football team in the State of PA college or pro
 
2012-09-15 03:15:37 PM
28-21 Auburn 6:15 Q4
 
2012-09-15 03:16:21 PM
When the hell do the good games start?
 
2012-09-15 03:16:28 PM

mikaloyd: Pitt is the most likable football team in the State of PA college or pro


True, but that's a low bar.
 
2012-09-15 03:16:31 PM
unlucky to be ranked 13 this year
 
2012-09-15 03:16:36 PM
Just about time for a Roby interception.
 
2012-09-15 03:17:58 PM
Come on Northern Illinois.
 
2012-09-15 03:18:02 PM
Are you farking serious...
 
2012-09-15 03:18:10 PM
I smell overtime in Columbus
 
2012-09-15 03:18:12 PM

Krymson Tyde: TD ULM


SUNBELT! SUNBELT! SUNBELT!
 
2012-09-15 03:18:21 PM
HOLY SHIAT BIGALOW IS DESTROYING OHIO STATE

3 RUNS, 150 YARDS+
 
2012-09-15 03:18:23 PM
Uhhh. . .OSU defense? Where'd you go?
 
2012-09-15 03:18:24 PM
This Cal/OSU game is getting seriously awesome.
 
2012-09-15 03:18:42 PM
Cal TD!! 3 Carries 156 yards!

Tied at 28
 
2012-09-15 03:18:58 PM
Is Ohio State only allowed to have one competent side of the ball at a time?
 
2012-09-15 03:19:08 PM
How are they letting this newb just break away for 50+ TD's? This isn't some superman running back here. Tackle the guy ffs.
 
2012-09-15 03:19:13 PM
I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali... with a TOUCHDOWN
 
2012-09-15 03:20:20 PM
Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.
 
2012-09-15 03:20:20 PM

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: TD ULM

SUNBELT! SUNBELT! SUNBELT!


I'm thinking WKU will beat Kentucky tonight.
 
2012-09-15 03:20:22 PM

Spaced Cowboy: How are they letting this newb just break away for 50+ TD's? This isn't some superman running back here. Tackle the guy ffs.


I dunno, that other long run was pretty supermanly, doing one-handed pushups while regaining his balance to get back up and run.
 
2012-09-15 03:20:23 PM

IAmRight: Is Ohio State only allowed to have one competent side of the ball at a time?


Ohio State is lucky the rest of country allows them to exist.
 
2012-09-15 03:21:18 PM
C'mon Cal D!!
 
2012-09-15 03:21:22 PM

Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: Anyone know the prognosis for the Tulane player injured last week?

No prognosis, but he has had surgery and is awake and responsive. You can read updates on a web page the school has set up here. There is also a t-shirt for sale for $20, and all the proceeds will go to a fund set up for Walker and his family.


Thanks.
 
2012-09-15 03:21:57 PM

RepoManTSM: Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.


I hate tOSU now that they've signed Urban.

Take a team with bought and paid for players, and add a coach that does not care about the rule of law (on or off of the field), and what are you going to get?
 
2012-09-15 03:22:25 PM
That's not good.
 
2012-09-15 03:22:41 PM
Inter-GOTDAMNED-ception. Beautiful.
 
2012-09-15 03:22:45 PM
Cornell TD and Cal INT at the same time! Awesome!
 
2012-09-15 03:22:50 PM
tOSU QB has all day and STILL throws a pick!!
 
2012-09-15 03:22:53 PM
CAL INTERCEPTION
 
2012-09-15 03:23:13 PM
AHAHAHAHAH!

FARK YOU, HOKIES!

Now, U-V-A! GO, HOOS! GO!
 
2012-09-15 03:23:44 PM
Well, Pitt wins. It's definitely clockwork, Pitt beats VT and somehow manages to blow the Miami game to ruin their season. I don't know how they'll pull off the second part this year, but they will.
 
2012-09-15 03:23:48 PM

puffy999: RepoManTSM: Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.

I hate tOSU now that they've signed Urban.

Take a team with bought and paid for players, and add a coach that does not care about the rule of law (on or off of the field), and what are you going to get?


Bought and paid for players? I think you've confused the Buckeyes with pretty much any random SEC team.
 
2012-09-15 03:24:01 PM

Techhell: IAmRight: I'm gonna spoil their entire offense for you: Miller Robinson keeps the ball.

It's amusing just how similar Michigan and tOSU are these days.


Erm... Miller, I wasn't asking you to do your best "Denard Robinson throwing a pass" impression... but thanks!
 
2012-09-15 03:24:34 PM
braxton miller is learning that college football is hard. who would have thought that it would be cal teaching that to him?
 
2012-09-15 03:25:10 PM

Spaced Cowboy: I think you've confused the Buckeyes with pretty much any random SEC team.


Well, I'm sure Urban will stop now that he's left the SEC.
 
2012-09-15 03:26:01 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Bought and paid for players? I think you've confused the Buckeyes with pretty much any random SEC team.


No, Ohio State's players are bought by boosters and local favors (kind of like Florida State). SEC teams just skip that step and pay them indirectly.

Ah, yes, a typical Jeff Tedford decision... conservative on 3rd down when you have the chance to stick a knife in them. THAT is why you're not a great coach.
 
mjg
2012-09-15 03:26:18 PM
Wow, Munroe and Cal are bringing some game!
 
2012-09-15 03:26:23 PM

puffy999: RepoManTSM: Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.

I hate tOSU now that they've signed Urban.

Take a team with bought and paid for players, and add a coach that does not care about the rule of law (on or off of the field), and what are you going to get?


What laws is Urban Meyer guilty of breaking?
 
2012-09-15 03:26:27 PM
Tedford, you should consider handing it off to the guy who scores a TD every time he touches the ball.
 
2012-09-15 03:27:07 PM
Fake field goal here?
 
2012-09-15 03:27:39 PM
Shanktastic, ugh.
 
2012-09-15 03:27:40 PM
Does the Cal kicker see a different set of goalposts?
 
2012-09-15 03:27:43 PM
That's what happens when you envision the goalposts getting wider and wider. He thought that went through.
 
2012-09-15 03:28:03 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: What laws is Urban Meyer guilty of breaking?


That was more of a statement toward the players he brings to programs. Florida, 5 years ago, was way more criminal-oriented than even the WORST Miami teams.

WHY DID TEDFORD SEND THE KICKER?! WHAT DID HE F*CKING THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!?!?!?
 
2012-09-15 03:28:14 PM
there might be an open call for a kicker at Cal on Monday
 
2012-09-15 03:28:17 PM
just a bit outside
 
2012-09-15 03:28:43 PM
Sweet mother of god Berzerkeley needs to draft kickers randomly out of the band
 
mjg
2012-09-15 03:28:49 PM
Thank god Cal's kicker's not getting paid for this.
 
2012-09-15 03:28:49 PM
Jesus, the kid can't even hit the net.
 
2012-09-15 03:29:05 PM

TheManofPA: Does the Cal kicker see a different set of goalposts?

He confused that posts for the net for the goal posts.
 
2012-09-15 03:29:06 PM
Jeff Tedford is Mike Bellotti's son, after all.

/well, no
//Tedford doesn't drink that much as far as I know
///BUT HE F*CKING SHOULD
 
2012-09-15 03:29:23 PM
ULM driving! First and goal!
 
2012-09-15 03:29:35 PM
Terrible call, poorly executed...woulda, shoulda, coulda
 
2012-09-15 03:29:40 PM

mikaloyd: Sweet mother of god Berzerkeley needs to draft kickers randomly out of the band


They could use a new center while they are at it.
 
2012-09-15 03:29:48 PM
FFS, Cal just might want to kick from the right hash if they want this guy to have any chance
 
2012-09-15 03:29:48 PM

RepoManTSM: TheManofPA: Does the Cal kicker see a different set of goalposts?
He confused that posts for the net for the goal posts.


Well, maybe he's Australian.
 
2012-09-15 03:29:50 PM

Spaced Cowboy: I think you've confused the Buckeyes with pretty much any random SEC team.


ohio state fan - check
crying about the SEC - check

quit crying
 
2012-09-15 03:30:33 PM
Maybe Cal should put that Bigalow guy in as kicker and go for a direct snap.
 
2012-09-15 03:30:50 PM
when did the penn st kicker transfer to cal?
 
2012-09-15 03:30:57 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: puffy999: RepoManTSM: Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.

I hate tOSU now that they've signed Urban.

Take a team with bought and paid for players, and add a coach that does not care about the rule of law (on or off of the field), and what are you going to get?

What laws is Urban Meyer guilty of breaking?


None. All the pissy little Ohio State haters show up any time OSU is in a close game. Welcome to Fark sports threads. They're never to be found until Ohio State is on the ropes and then they start barking loudly like they've been here all along. You can actually watch the thread just fill with butthurt as an OSU scoreline gets closer.
 
2012-09-15 03:31:11 PM

puffy999: RepoManTSM: TheManofPA: Does the Cal kicker see a different set of goalposts?
He confused that posts for the net for the goal posts.

Well, maybe he's Australian.


cdn2.sbnation.com
 
2012-09-15 03:31:37 PM
WOOOOOOOO
 
2012-09-15 03:31:42 PM
Cal defense disappears, TD DARGON
 
2012-09-15 03:31:50 PM
Nice coverage Cal.
 
2012-09-15 03:31:52 PM
TD Ohio State
 
2012-09-15 03:31:59 PM
I can't figure out Cal. They play like they want to win for a little bit, then let a play like that happen.
 
2012-09-15 03:32:00 PM
Cal just shiat the bed with that play

Somebody forgot about that guy
 
2012-09-15 03:32:00 PM
Phew, my heart just started beating again. Now for our defense to actually.... play some defense.
 
2012-09-15 03:32:06 PM
Nice coverage Cal!!!


/I grew up going to Memorial in the fall, I'm used to this.
 
2012-09-15 03:32:09 PM
Well, at least the Cal kicker is off the hook (for now)
 
2012-09-15 03:32:23 PM
The bad thing about running time off the clock is you may need that time later.

Touchdown OSU

35-28
 
2012-09-15 03:32:39 PM
Came to post something about the Cal/Ohio game and they get a touchdown.
 
mjg
2012-09-15 03:32:56 PM
TD Munroe!
 
2012-09-15 03:32:58 PM
TD ULM
 
2012-09-15 03:32:58 PM
Cal #6 bit hard on Braxton Miller running. He's gonna get a talking to for that one.
 
2012-09-15 03:33:02 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: puffy999: RepoManTSM: Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.

I hate tOSU now that they've signed Urban.

Take a team with bought and paid for players, and add a coach that does not care about the rule of law (on or off of the field), and what are you going to get?

What laws is Urban Meyer guilty of breaking?

None. All the pissy little Ohio State haters show up any time OSU is in a close game. Welcome to Fark sports threads. They're never to be found until Ohio State is on the ropes and then they start barking loudly like they've been here all along. You can actually watch the thread just fill with butthurt as an OSU scoreline gets closer.


Y'all were biatching about Urban constantly when we owned your ass.
 
2012-09-15 03:33:04 PM
LOL UL-Monroe just tied it up on auburn
 
2012-09-15 03:33:07 PM
TD WARHAWKS!
 
2012-09-15 03:33:14 PM

puffy999: Maybe Cal should put that Bigalow guy in as kicker and go for a direct snap.


Maybe if a guy has 150 yards on 3 carries you might want to get him the ball more. If your kicker has missed three FGs by 150 yards, you probably shouldn't be sending him on the field.

But this way Tedford can (let others) blame it on the kicker.
 
2012-09-15 03:33:28 PM

Gwendolyn: Came to post something about the Cal/Ohio game and they get a touchdown.


Go back to whatever you were doing...it was working.
 
2012-09-15 03:33:32 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com 
 
2012-09-15 03:33:40 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: puffy999: RepoManTSM: Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.

I hate tOSU now that they've signed Urban.

Take a team with bought and paid for players, and add a coach that does not care about the rule of law (on or off of the field), and what are you going to get?

What laws is Urban Meyer guilty of breaking?

None. All the pissy little Ohio State haters show up any time OSU is in a close game. Welcome to Fark sports threads. They're never to be found until Ohio State is on the ropes and then they start barking loudly like they've been here all along. You can actually watch the thread just fill with butthurt as an OSU scoreline gets closer.

Y'all were biatching about Urban constantly when we owned your ass.


Cry moar newb. You sound bitter and whiny. Chill the fark out and watch some football.
 
2012-09-15 03:33:46 PM

star_topology: Well, at least the Cal kicker is off the hook (for now)


he'll just have to make an extra point
 
2012-09-15 03:34:19 PM

mjg: TD Munroe!


Shiat! I gotta go two screens. DOUBLE SCREEN NOW!
 
2012-09-15 03:34:34 PM

Spaced Cowboy: . All the pissy little Ohio State


I love how you think Urban Meyer just woke up last year and became Ohio State's coach. And that, somehow, anything he's ever done previously cannot be looked at with a critical eye.

If the NCAA bothered investigating the Florida football program in the last few years, Urban probably would have had to take an NFL job (if he could get one), because no college football team would've wanted to get within 50 feet of him for a few years.

Maybe he'll straighten up, like Lane Kiffin has done to a slight extent. I doubt it. And Ohio State, in a few years, given that they do NOT have the protective SEC shield, will see something much worse than some douchebags getting free tattoos.
 
2012-09-15 03:34:35 PM

PluckYew: Gwendolyn: Came to post something about the Cal/Ohio game and they get a touchdown.

Go back to whatever you were doing...it was working.


Sorry I have that effect on games. I turned it for the Penn State game and this was on. I'll go watch something else for 15 minutes.
 
2012-09-15 03:34:37 PM
Louisiana-Monroe for SEC West champion!
 
2012-09-15 03:34:46 PM

Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: puffy999: RepoManTSM: Fark yes go Cal. Everyone affiliated with a non tOSU public institution should hate that parasitic football factory.

I hate tOSU now that they've signed Urban.

Take a team with bought and paid for players, and add a coach that does not care about the rule of law (on or off of the field), and what are you going to get?

What laws is Urban Meyer guilty of breaking?

None. All the pissy little Ohio State haters show up any time OSU is in a close game. Welcome to Fark sports threads. They're never to be found until Ohio State is on the ropes and then they start barking loudly like they've been here all along. You can actually watch the thread just fill with butthurt as an OSU scoreline gets closer.

Y'all were biatching about Urban constantly when we owned your ass.

Cry moar newb. You sound bitter and whiny. Chill the fark out and watch some football.


Newb?
 
2012-09-15 03:35:05 PM
28-28 Louisiana-Monroe/Auburn, 1:18 4th
 
mjg
2012-09-15 03:35:07 PM

star_topology: mjg: TD Munroe!

Shiat! I gotta go two screens. DOUBLE SCREEN NOW!


First Row is my friend
 
2012-09-15 03:35:10 PM
PAT good
28-28 Auburn ULM
1:18 Q4
 
2012-09-15 03:35:28 PM

Iceman_Cometh: The bad thing about running time off the clock is you may need that time later.

Touchdown OSU

35-28


Cal's put up a hell of a game. What's impressed me has been their downfield blocking. They've done a great job of interrupting OSU's lanes of attack, giving Bigelow and company time to get up to speed and just blow the Buckeyes away. If they end up winning this game, it'll be because they beat Ohio State and not because Ohio State beat themselves.
 
2012-09-15 03:35:48 PM

mjg: star_topology: mjg: TD Munroe!

Shiat! I gotta go two screens. DOUBLE SCREEN NOW!

First Row is my friend


Same. :)
 
2012-09-15 03:35:55 PM
There goes Cal gripping defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
2012-09-15 03:35:57 PM
Sack lunch for the Cal QB
 
2012-09-15 03:35:58 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Chill the fark out and watch some football.


Take your own advice ya whiny biatch.
 
2012-09-15 03:35:59 PM
Auburn sold its soul for a NT now back to being Auburn
 
2012-09-15 03:36:14 PM
Actually the first victory for Penn State in 15 years.
 
2012-09-15 03:36:20 PM

puffy999: Spaced Cowboy: . All the pissy little Ohio State

I love how you think Urban Meyer just woke up last year and became Ohio State's coach. And that, somehow, anything he's ever done previously cannot be looked at with a critical eye.

If the NCAA bothered investigating the Florida football program in the last few years, Urban probably would have had to take an NFL job (if he could get one), because no college football team would've wanted to get within 50 feet of him for a few years.

Maybe he'll straighten up, like Lane Kiffin has done to a slight extent. I doubt it. And Ohio State, in a few years, given that they do NOT have the protective SEC shield, will see something much worse than some douchebags getting free tattoos.


Citation needed. All I hear is a bunch of bitter SEC people running their mouths in this thread. If you think OSU or Urban is dirty (or any more dirty than any other top program) then post your proof. Otherwise stop whining.
 
2012-09-15 03:36:24 PM

IAmRight: But this way Tedford can (let others) blame it on the kicker.


"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, blame it on the kicker." - Jeff Tedford
 
2012-09-15 03:37:17 PM
Oh wow, he tripped and they call PI...
 
2012-09-15 03:37:20 PM
DPI, Ohio State. First down for the Bears.
 
2012-09-15 03:37:24 PM
That was pretty incidental.
 
2012-09-15 03:37:27 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Cal #6 bit hard on Braxton Miller running. He's gonna get a talking to for that one.


That's been the case; they're doing a spy on Miller and he and/or the coaching staff has realized they're keying on that hard. Same with the second TD to Stoneburner. He stutter forward, then threw.

Not sure I agree with the PI call, but OSU's had the benefit of a few bad calls themselves, so I can't complain much.
 
2012-09-15 03:37:39 PM

robsul82: 28-28 Louisiana-Monroe/Auburn, 1:18 4th


Thats even funnier than Pitt.
 
2012-09-15 03:37:53 PM

orange storm: Auburn sold its soul for a NT now back to being Auburn


i thought cam was a quarterback.
 
2012-09-15 03:37:57 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Oh wow, he tripped and they call PI...


Tripped after he got bumped into.
 
2012-09-15 03:38:00 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Newb?


Forget it. He's rolling.
 
2012-09-15 03:38:27 PM
Did the Auburn punt returner injure himself kneeling for a touchback?
 
mjg
2012-09-15 03:38:36 PM

RepoManTSM: Actually the first victory for Penn State in 15 years.


HA!
 
2012-09-15 03:39:02 PM

RepoManTSM: Spaced Cowboy: Oh wow, he tripped and they call PI...

Tripped after he got bumped into.


No he didn't. Watch the replay. It looks like the first guy swatted him, but I don't think he actually touched him. Dude just tripped and fell.
 
2012-09-15 03:39:22 PM
First down, Cal at their 41
 
2012-09-15 03:39:45 PM

A Fark Handle: orange storm: Auburn sold its soul for a NT now back to being Auburn

i thought cam was a quarterback.


they bought Cam at the same time
 
2012-09-15 03:39:55 PM
Game set match Tattoo U
 
2012-09-15 03:39:55 PM

robsul82: First down, Cal at their 41

 
2012-09-15 03:39:56 PM
Game over man, game over!
 
2012-09-15 03:39:57 PM
Picked off, Ohio State will win it.
 
2012-09-15 03:40:03 PM
That's not good for Auburn... Mccaleb off the field with a nasty looking ankle injury.

In other news, ballgame OSU.
 
2012-09-15 03:40:06 PM
And the thing my buddy told me about Cal is that they have great WRs but a sh*tty QB. Nice.
 
2012-09-15 03:40:14 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Citation needed.


Are you serious? It's rather common knowledge that Florida's football program was full of men involved with criminal activity.

/INTERCEPTION, GAME OVER
//good job, Teddy, you really did a bang-up job as coach
///I, as a Beaver fan, hope you continue coaching at Cal forever
 
2012-09-15 03:40:17 PM
Interception Ohio State
 
2012-09-15 03:40:23 PM

robsul82: First down, Cal at their 41


int. game over. let's see how auburn is losing this week
 
2012-09-15 03:40:32 PM

A Fark Handle: orange storm: Auburn sold its soul for a NT now back to being Auburn

i thought cam was a quarterback.


i241.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 03:40:53 PM
Timeout #2, Auburn. 51 seconds left, nearing midfield.
 
2012-09-15 03:41:24 PM
And the Pickerception should ice it. Again, great game by Cal. If they play like this in the future, they're going to make a lot of teams in the Pac 12 miserable.
 
2012-09-15 03:41:37 PM
Does anyone else have hollow sound for the auburn game? Mine sounds terrible
 
2012-09-15 03:42:15 PM
Dumbass Ohio State player, get the interception and THEN DROP TO THE GROUND AND DON'T RISK THE FUMBLE!
 
2012-09-15 03:42:28 PM
4th and 5, Auburn.
 
2012-09-15 03:42:42 PM

orange storm: A Fark Handle: orange storm: Auburn sold its soul for a NT now back to being Auburn

i thought cam was a quarterback.

they bought Cam at the same time


At least Cam Newton wasn't a dirty POS player, whose career deserves to end due to injury.

Why, yes, I think that much of Nick Fairley. Anyone who would attempt, in multiple games, in multiple levels of competition, to injure players well after the whistle (sometimes potentially VERY seriously) deserves every bad on-field thing that's coming to him.
 
2012-09-15 03:42:55 PM
And today is the only chance Penn State has to win this season. Hopefully we don't need to kick much. Seems like the kid over kicked in practice this week.
 
2012-09-15 03:43:21 PM
Timeout #3, Auburn. Will punt with 37 seconds left to play.
 
2012-09-15 03:43:26 PM

puffy999: Spaced Cowboy: Citation needed.

Are you serious? It's rather common knowledge that Florida's football program was full of men involved with criminal activity.


I'm not talking about criminal activity. I'm talking about the few people crying about Ohio State and/or Urban paying players as that was the direct quote I responded to. Given the hijinks in the SEC involving direct and indirect payment to players, you'd think fans from that conference would learn to shut their mouths when the topic comes up instead of driving that shovel into the dirt with such ferocity.
 
2012-09-15 03:44:06 PM
I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.
 
2012-09-15 03:44:35 PM
28 seconds to go, Louisiana-Monroe with the ball at their 15.
 
2012-09-15 03:44:57 PM

bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.


I'm going with a hearty belly laugh.
 
2012-09-15 03:45:07 PM

bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.


are you a tigers' fan? if not, giggle at auburn. no one should root for a conference.
 
2012-09-15 03:45:13 PM
Warhawks will kneel it, time for OT in Auburn.
 
2012-09-15 03:45:20 PM

Spaced Cowboy: I'm not talking about criminal activity. I'm talking about the few people crying about Ohio State and/or Urban paying players as that was the direct quote I responded to. Given the hijinks in the SEC involving direct and indirect payment to players, you'd think fans from that conference would learn to shut their mouths when the topic comes up instead of driving that shovel into the dirt with such ferocity.


I loathe that conference, but that's not the point. Urban is the point.
 
2012-09-15 03:45:59 PM
Odds on Michigan not struggling with an out of conference, should be gimme game this week?
 
2012-09-15 03:46:28 PM

bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.


Silly SEC fans.

The correct answer is you want your enemies to fail miserably. To hell with this "I cheer for my team, then the conference." You want all those filthy cheats to lose.
 
2012-09-15 03:46:37 PM

bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.


Even the SEC laughs at Auburn.
 
2012-09-15 03:46:42 PM

Krymson Tyde: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

I'm going with a hearty belly laugh.


I have shut my door and am hiding on my office. My husband is not the best loser.
 
2012-09-15 03:46:46 PM

Krymson Tyde: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

I'm going with a hearty belly laugh.


No kidding. What kind of goobers lose to ULM?
 
2012-09-15 03:47:20 PM
It would be hilarious if ULM went undefeated this year.
 
2012-09-15 03:47:24 PM
ULM has the ball first.
 
2012-09-15 03:47:39 PM

A Fark Handle: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

are you a tigers' fan? if not, giggle at auburn. no one should root for a conference Auburn.

 
2012-09-15 03:47:50 PM

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

I'm going with a hearty belly laugh.

No kidding. What kind of goobers lose to ULM?


Goobers coached by John L. Smith?
 
2012-09-15 03:48:11 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

Silly SEC fans.

The correct answer is you want your enemies to fail miserably. To hell with this "I cheer for my team, then the conference." You want all those filthy cheats to lose.


And to hell with your BCS placing. If your conference sucks, it hurts your score.
 
2012-09-15 03:48:14 PM
Aw, dang it. Hard to post with a two-year-old sleeping on me.
 
2012-09-15 03:48:21 PM
Auburn paid Louisiana-Monroe $1,050,000 to play in this game.
 
2012-09-15 03:48:37 PM
Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.
 
2012-09-15 03:48:45 PM

Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

I'm going with a hearty belly laugh.

No kidding. What kind of goobers lose to ULM?


content.sportslogos.net
 
2012-09-15 03:48:50 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Nabb1: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

I'm going with a hearty belly laugh.

No kidding. What kind of goobers lose to ULM?

Goobers coached by John L. Smith?


Or Nick Saban.
 
2012-09-15 03:49:06 PM

Krymson Tyde: bemis23: I'm torn between rooting for the SEC and giggling at Auburn's imminent implosion if they lose.

I'm going with a hearty belly laugh.


I'm leaning that way too. LOL fark Auburn.
 
2012-09-15 03:49:30 PM
For all the farkers who will be in the NFL thread manana, potato ref or Megatron in San Fran?
 
2012-09-15 03:49:37 PM

robsul82: Auburn paid Louisiana-Monroe $1,050,000 to play in this game.


sometime the whore gives you the herp
 
2012-09-15 03:49:47 PM
4th down, Warhawks.
 
2012-09-15 03:49:47 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.


Speaking of running off at the mouth...
 
2012-09-15 03:50:25 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It would be hilarious if ULM went undefeated this year.


No, it would be hilarious if they went winless in the Sun Belt (after beating Arkansas and Auburn).
 
2012-09-15 03:50:46 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.


No, you're just going to biatch some more.
 
mjg
2012-09-15 03:51:00 PM
Question: Seeing that a lot of NCAA men's smaller basketball programs are competing vs the ol' powerhouses (March Madness over the past year), is there any trend similar in NCAA football? (ie. Munroe)
 
2012-09-15 03:51:15 PM
37-yard Warhawks FGA is wide. Fark.
 
2012-09-15 03:51:23 PM
How did Cal's kicker get all the way down to Alabama so quickly?
 
2012-09-15 03:51:31 PM
Damn. ULM kicker hit the upright.
 
2012-09-15 03:52:00 PM
The fark just happened? What was that kick?
 
2012-09-15 03:52:04 PM
Wow, Arkansas FAIL
 
2012-09-15 03:52:22 PM
Short, actually.
 
2012-09-15 03:52:31 PM

eddievercetti: The fark just happened? What was that kick?


Announcer said the guy tipped it, but I don't see it. Think it was just a horrible kick.
 
2012-09-15 03:52:42 PM

robsul82: 37-yard Warhawks FGA is wide. Fark.


Well, there goes the most interesting story of the day.
 
2012-09-15 03:52:45 PM
Re Arkansas punter: DERP!
 
2012-09-15 03:52:45 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It would be hilarious if ULM went undefeated this year.


my money is still on these guys:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-15 03:53:05 PM
Auburn kneels to center it. Block it, ULM.
 
2012-09-15 03:53:32 PM
Damn you Auburn!!!

31-28 Auburn
 
2012-09-15 03:53:32 PM
Congratulations, Auburn, you beat a Sun Belt team in overtime.
 
2012-09-15 03:53:33 PM
Easiest TD in mankind.
 
2012-09-15 03:53:35 PM
Wow, illegal kick of the horrible snap is a 5 yard penalty from the spot AND loss of down. Crazy.

Bama TD.

I'm going to look for a more competitive game.
 
2012-09-15 03:53:40 PM
31-28 Auburn, final.  Balls.
 
2012-09-15 03:53:43 PM
a 40 something % kicker, they could find somebody at the library better than that
 
2012-09-15 03:53:48 PM
TD Bama
 
2012-09-15 03:53:54 PM
Don't celebrate too much, Auburn.
 
2012-09-15 03:54:01 PM
Damn. Auburn won.
 
2012-09-15 03:54:08 PM

robsul82: Auburn paid Louisiana-Monroe $1,050,000 to play in this game.


They got their moneys worth
 
2012-09-15 03:54:55 PM
Well, that was fast. Thanks, Arkansas!
 
2012-09-15 03:54:59 PM
www.wpclipart.com

Inconsolable.
 
2012-09-15 03:55:29 PM

Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...


i20.photobucket.com
 
mjg
2012-09-15 03:55:41 PM
Congrats to Munroe for getting a $1M payday
 
2012-09-15 03:56:22 PM

orange storm: a 40 something % kicker, they could find somebody at the library better than that


I'm always confused how some teams have such horrible kickers. In a school with tens of thousands of students, there has to be someone who can reliably nail a 30 something yard field goal. I guess it's harder than it looks.
 
2012-09-15 03:56:35 PM
I'm looking for a good backup game. Ark/Bama is going to get ugly. Maybe Navy/PSU. Anything better out there?
 
2012-09-15 03:56:53 PM
Switching over to the UNI/Iowa Game. UNI's already up 7 - Nil over the Hawkeyes. Considering I work with a lot of Iowa fans/grads, I would love to see UNI walk away with win at Kinnick.
 
2012-09-15 03:57:06 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...

[i20.photobucket.com image 640x480]


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-09-15 03:57:10 PM

Krymson Tyde: TD Bama


they should probably start the running clock already. no one wants this to get out of hand.
 
2012-09-15 03:57:27 PM
Okay, I have to make this comment, again. Since, for the third week in a row, I have a Penn State game prominently displayed on my TV.

For people who wanted Penn State to be really punished, in a way that WILL make a statement to their football program and to others in the sport who allow such abhorrent behavior to take place... they should have a TELEVISION BAN. Again, I'd much rather have seen them keep every single scholarship for the next few years if they were simply banned from TV (and their share of the BigT1e2n Television contract was split amongst the other teams or donated to charity). THAT would hit them where it counts. THAT would "help" the victims, if any gesture can "help" them.
 
2012-09-15 03:57:31 PM

Mmmrky: I'm looking for a good backup game. Ark/Bama is going to get ugly. Maybe Navy/PSU. Anything better out there?


You could watch georgia tech lose, that's always fun
 
2012-09-15 03:57:43 PM
Normally when there's an Ohio State game, it's the Michigan guy causing trouble.
 
2012-09-15 03:58:05 PM
Next up for Auburn: a serious ass kicking.
 
2012-09-15 03:58:24 PM
Time for Miami Ohio vs Boise St...
 
2012-09-15 03:58:58 PM

A Fark Handle: Krymson Tyde: TD Bama

they should probably start the running clock already. no one wants this to get out of hand.


Somebody does.
 
2012-09-15 03:59:16 PM

puffy999: Okay, I have to make this comment, again. Since, for the third week in a row, I have a Penn State game prominently displayed on my TV.

For people who wanted Penn State to be really punished, in a way that WILL make a statement to their football program and to others in the sport who allow such abhorrent behavior to take place... they should have a TELEVISION BAN. Again, I'd much rather have seen them keep every single scholarship for the next few years if they were simply banned from TV (and their share of the BigT1e2n Television contract was split amongst the other teams or donated to charity). THAT would hit them where it counts. THAT would "help" the victims, if any gesture can "help" them.


Watching them go 0-fer on national television is more of a punishment than blanking them out, imo.
 
2012-09-15 03:59:17 PM

UNC_Samurai: Normally when there's an Ohio State game, it's the Michigan guy causing trouble.


ohio state fans must be bed wetters the way they're always inventing a boogeyman
 
2012-09-15 03:59:40 PM

Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...

[i20.photobucket.com image 640x480]

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 638x359]


Here's the deal, Pancho. The only people that care about OSU are people like you. We do, however, get sick of listening to your irrelevant Big 10 asses all the GODDAMNED TIME.
 
2012-09-15 03:59:55 PM

Mmmrky: I'm looking for a good backup game. Ark/Bama is going to get ugly. Maybe Navy/PSU. Anything better out there?


georgia tech v virginia? furman v clemson? clemson likes to clemson itself and iirc furman and their option attack gave them a game last year.
 
2012-09-15 03:59:56 PM
Holy fark.

Come on, Virginia.
 
2012-09-15 04:00:43 PM
Alabama is playing stupid.
 
2012-09-15 04:00:44 PM

puffy999: Okay, I have to make this comment, again. Since, for the third week in a row, I have a Penn State game prominently displayed on my TV.

For people who wanted Penn State to be really punished, in a way that WILL make a statement to their football program and to others in the sport who allow such abhorrent behavior to take place... they should have a TELEVISION BAN. Again, I'd much rather have seen them keep every single scholarship for the next few years if they were simply banned from TV (and their share of the BigT1e2n Television contract was split amongst the other teams or donated to charity). THAT would hit them where it counts. THAT would "help" the victims, if any gesture can "help" them.


I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2012-09-15 04:01:34 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...

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Here's the deal, Pancho. The only people that care about OSU are people like you. We do, however, get sick of listening to your irrelevant Big 10 asses all the GODDAMNED TIME.


Are you farking done? No one here wants to listen to your bullshiat any more. No one. The game has been over for half an hour. STFU already. If you're not a michigan fan, this whiny little shiat isn't cute or clever. It's pathetic.
 
2012-09-15 04:01:43 PM

Krymson Tyde: Alabama is playing stupid.


I agree! Damn it, Bama, clean it up!
 
2012-09-15 04:03:19 PM

Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...

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She not mad. She right.
 
2012-09-15 04:03:37 PM

Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...

[i20.photobucket.com image 640x480]

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 638x359]

Here's the deal, Pancho. The only people that care about OSU are people like you. We do, however, get sick of listening to your irrelevant Big 10 asses all the GODDAMNED TIME.

Are you farking done? No one here wants to listen to your bullshiat any more. No one. The game has been over for half an hour. STFU already. If you're not a michigan fan, this whiny little shiat isn't cute or clever. It's pathetic.


I guess I was told.
 
2012-09-15 04:03:45 PM

professional_vampire: Krymson Tyde: Alabama is playing stupid.

I agree! Damn it, Bama, clean

suck it up!

ftfy
 
2012-09-15 04:03:57 PM
Is Bama going to pitch a shutout against Arkansas today?
 
2012-09-15 04:04:59 PM
Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.
 
2012-09-15 04:05:26 PM

Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...

[i20.photobucket.com image 640x480]

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 638x359]

Here's the deal, Pancho. The only people that care about OSU are people like you. We do, however, get sick of listening to your irrelevant Big 10 asses all the GODDAMNED TIME.

Are you farking done? No one here wants to listen to your bullshiat any more. No one. The game has been over for half an hour. STFU already. If you're not a michigan fan, this whiny little shiat isn't cute or clever. It's pathetic.


Folks, folks, c'mon
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Tal
2012-09-15 04:06:00 PM

ongbok: Is Bama going to pitch a shutout against Arkansas today?


Alabama doesn't need to. Arkansas is pitching a shutout against Arkansas today.
 
2012-09-15 04:06:35 PM

Krymson Tyde: Alabama is playing stupid.


Arkansas can out-stupid anybody
 
2012-09-15 04:07:02 PM

ongbok: Is Bama going to pitch a shutout against Arkansas today?


Arkansas is doing their part.
 
2012-09-15 04:07:02 PM

Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.


I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!
 
2012-09-15 04:07:54 PM
The new "must sit out a play" helmet rule is f*cking stupid.

I don't mind the rules regarding players basically stopping themselves from participating when they lose a helmet (and they can't be hit/blocked if they lose said helmet).
 
2012-09-15 04:08:09 PM

Krymson Tyde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Spaced Cowboy: TheDumbBlonde: Great. Now, OSU is going to go running their damn mouths about how awesome they are after barely beating FARKING Cal at HOME.

Speaking of running off at the mouth...

[i20.photobucket.com image 640x480]

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 638x359]

Here's the deal, Pancho. The only people that care about OSU are people like you. We do, however, get sick of listening to your irrelevant Big 10 asses all the GODDAMNED TIME.

Are you farking done? No one here wants to listen to your bullshiat any more. No one. The game has been over for half an hour. STFU already. If you're not a michigan fan, this whiny little shiat isn't cute or clever. It's pathetic.

Folks, folks, c'mon
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Agreed. We should all switch to the Big Ten network and laugh at Iowa.

Or CBS and laugh at Arkansas.
 
mjg
2012-09-15 04:08:25 PM
media.northjersey.com

I'd boink the hell out of Tracy Wolfson
 
2012-09-15 04:10:12 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.

I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!


No one stole our coach, he's just a traitor. I don't hate OSU for getting Meyer. I do hate Meyer for being a pussy. I was a huge fan of him while he was at UF - but the duck and run bullshiat he pulled will forever taint his legacy. I'm gonna laugh when the same thing happens at OSU.
 
2012-09-15 04:10:22 PM

puffy999: The new "must sit out a play" helmet rule is f*cking stupid.

I don't mind the rules regarding players basically stopping themselves from participating when they lose a helmet (and they can't be hit/blocked if they lose said helmet).


They're probably just sick of guys playing without strapping their helmet on. I think it's more an incentive to put the thing on correctly than anything. Unstrapped helmets were becoming some weird on-field fashion statement and I would assume there's a safety risk there that they want to eliminate.
 
2012-09-15 04:10:30 PM

puffy999: The new "must sit out a play" helmet rule is f*cking stupid.

I don't mind the rules regarding players basically stopping themselves from participating when they lose a helmet (and they can't be hit/blocked if they lose said helmet).


I think it's more to make sure the helmet's secured after the last play than anything else, but yes. It's pretty lame.
 
2012-09-15 04:11:48 PM
penn state is taking navy to the showers.

/of course being navy men, i'm not sure they mind.
 
2012-09-15 04:11:57 PM

Spaced Cowboy: Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.

I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!


You didn't "steal" anything. If Sweatervest hadn't got caught lying to the NCAA, he'd still be your coach.
 
2012-09-15 04:12:06 PM
Lol hopefully I can wake up from my siesta to watch the vols.
 
2012-09-15 04:12:14 PM

bemis23: Spaced Cowboy: Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.

I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!

No one stole our coach, he's just a traitor. I don't hate OSU for getting Meyer. I do hate Meyer for being a pussy. I was a huge fan of him while he was at UF - but the duck and run bullshiat he pulled will forever taint his legacy. I'm gonna laugh when the same thing happens at OSU.


I figure Meyer will bolt once Miller graduates, but if he gets a championship out of the team, he was worth the rental. I mean, you didn't see Florida fans biatching when he bailed on Utah once Alex Smith graduated and the cupboard was bare there.
 
2012-09-15 04:12:44 PM
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the "Pig Sooie" chant? It's the only thing in the SEC more obnoxious than the TAMU kissing.
 
mjg
2012-09-15 04:13:13 PM

A Fark Handle: penn state is taking navy to the showers.

/of course being navy men, i'm not sure they mind.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 04:13:33 PM
wooooot I get Boise State and Miami Ohio on the NBC Sports

///they have only the best
///:P
 
2012-09-15 04:13:50 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: I think it's more to make sure the helmet's secured after the last play than anything else, but yes. It's pretty lame.


I'm more annoyed in the events where there is, say, a timeout or a stoppage of play. I GUESS I can begrudgingly accept the idea that a player whose helmet comes off should either have to sit a play (though I'd rather the NCAA allow a player to show the ref that the helmet is secure as time winds down on the playclock).

And I know, players should stop being idiots with their helmets and secure them and wear them tight. But sometimes they do come off, sometimes because of the actions of an opponent, and sometimes a penalty is not called.
 
2012-09-15 04:14:05 PM
WOOHOO
 
2012-09-15 04:14:29 PM
Oooooooooh sweet INT
 
2012-09-15 04:14:32 PM
Oooo the nose did look like it touched
 
2012-09-15 04:14:32 PM

A Fark Handle: penn state is taking navy to the showers.

/of course being navy men, i'm not sure they mind.


When Penn State is done with them, they'll feel like boys.
 
2012-09-15 04:14:48 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: bemis23: Spaced Cowboy: Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.

I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!

No one stole our coach, he's just a traitor. I don't hate OSU for getting Meyer. I do hate Meyer for being a pussy. I was a huge fan of him while he was at UF - but the duck and run bullshiat he pulled will forever taint his legacy. I'm gonna laugh when the same thing happens at OSU.

I figure Meyer will bolt once Miller graduates, but if he gets a championship out of the team, he was worth the rental. I mean, you didn't see Florida fans biatching when he bailed on Utah once Alex Smith graduated and the cupboard was bare there.


Yeah, but clearly a pattern has been established. I don't think he was a bad hire (and I doubt OSU fans feel any differently), but hindsight being what it is - I wish we'd picked someone that was more stable.
 
2012-09-15 04:14:57 PM
So the ghost of Franco Harris is playing defense for Alabama it seems.
 
2012-09-15 04:15:00 PM

bemis23: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the "Pig Sooie" chant? It's the only thing in the SEC more obnoxious than the TAMU kissing.


whoa whoa whoa, nothing is more obnoxious than backwards ass paramilitary douchecanoes mouth raping livestock.
 
2012-09-15 04:15:05 PM
Mmmmm that kinda looked like it hit the ground.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:15:29 PM
Bounced. Arkansas is gonna luck out.

Alabama doesn't need help. Arkansas implosion is imminent.
 
2012-09-15 04:15:35 PM

Spaced Cowboy: puffy999: The new "must sit out a play" helmet rule is f*cking stupid.

I don't mind the rules regarding players basically stopping themselves from participating when they lose a helmet (and they can't be hit/blocked if they lose said helmet).

They're probably just sick of guys playing without strapping their helmet on. I think it's more an incentive to put the thing on correctly than anything. Unstrapped helmets were becoming some weird on-field fashion statement and I would assume there's a safety risk there that they want to eliminate.


Players can't talk as much shiat with their helmet strapped up.
 
2012-09-15 04:16:30 PM
It looks like it hit and bounced into his low waiting hands.
 
2012-09-15 04:16:35 PM

A Fark Handle: bemis23: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the "Pig Sooie" chant? It's the only thing in the SEC more obnoxious than the TAMU kissing.

whoa whoa whoa, nothing is more obnoxious than backwards ass paramilitary douchecanoes mouth raping livestock.


I feel like you haven't been in stadia with lots of cowbells and/or had to listen to Rocky Top every five seconds for four hours.
 
2012-09-15 04:16:35 PM

Gwendolyn: Mmmmm that kinda looked like it hit the ground.


That's close. It could go either way, and I'm fine with that.
 
2012-09-15 04:16:44 PM

Spaced Cowboy: They're probably just sick of guys playing without strapping their helmet on.


this. the players caused this. well the players and the coaches that didn't tell them not knock that stupid risky shiat off...
 
2012-09-15 04:16:57 PM

Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.


Penn State butthurt is now known as the worst butthurt.
 
2012-09-15 04:16:59 PM

A Fark Handle: bemis23: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the "Pig Sooie" chant? It's the only thing in the SEC more obnoxious than the TAMU kissing.

whoa whoa whoa, nothing is more obnoxious than backwards ass paramilitary douchecanoes mouth raping livestock.


Nope, Rocky Top wins hands down.
 
2012-09-15 04:17:31 PM
The helmet strap isn't necessarily the problem, IMO. Players simply don't get properly fitted helmets. I don't think sitting a play fixes that... the NCAA needs to do more to require that players obtain the properly-fitted headgear BEFORE the game.
 
2012-09-15 04:17:41 PM

IAmRight: A Fark Handle: bemis23: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the "Pig Sooie" chant? It's the only thing in the SEC more obnoxious than the TAMU kissing.

whoa whoa whoa, nothing is more obnoxious than backwards ass paramilitary douchecanoes mouth raping livestock.

I feel like you haven't been in stadia with lots of cowbells and/or had to listen to Rocky Top every five seconds for four hours.


Oh for fark's sake. Shoot me now.
 
2012-09-15 04:17:50 PM
Good call.
 
2012-09-15 04:17:58 PM

Nabb1: Spaced Cowboy: Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.

I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!

You didn't "steal" anything. If Sweatervest hadn't got caught lying to the NCAA, he'd still be your coach.

 

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2012-09-15 04:18:05 PM
Oh, man, I don't have enough beer for this Georgia Tech/Virginia game.

Jesus Christ, this is what happens when you only have three/four starters left on your defense.
 
2012-09-15 04:18:22 PM
Oh, wow, what a SHOCK... the CBS announcers keep railing on about how that was such a bad overturn.

I guess we know who is ranked higher...
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:18:39 PM
Rocky Top is the worst. THE WORST.

I've been subjected to it thousands upon thousands of times.

Horrible.
 
2012-09-15 04:18:57 PM
LOL FUMBLE ARKANSAS BALL
 
2012-09-15 04:19:12 PM
MUFFED
 
2012-09-15 04:19:16 PM
Arkansas ball after a retarded non-fair catch.
 
2012-09-15 04:19:20 PM
How could they find enough evidence to overturn that call? Every angle was blocked.
 
2012-09-15 04:19:51 PM
Stadium looks like it's getting drenched...oh boy, this and the call right now, this game is gonna be insane
 
2012-09-15 04:19:56 PM
These refs in the Ala-Ark game are a joke
 
2012-09-15 04:20:02 PM
Bama ball forward progress?  Wow!
 
2012-09-15 04:20:05 PM

bemis23: The_Y2P_Problem: bemis23: Spaced Cowboy: Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.

I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!

No one stole our coach, he's just a traitor. I don't hate OSU for getting Meyer. I do hate Meyer for being a pussy. I was a huge fan of him while he was at UF - but the duck and run bullshiat he pulled will forever taint his legacy. I'm gonna laugh when the same thing happens at OSU.

I figure Meyer will bolt once Miller graduates, but if he gets a championship out of the team, he was worth the rental. I mean, you didn't see Florida fans biatching when he bailed on Utah once Alex Smith graduated and the cupboard was bare there.

Yeah, but clearly a pattern has been established. I don't think he was a bad hire (and I doubt OSU fans feel any differently), but hindsight being what it is - I wish we'd picked someone that was more stable.


The upside is, Ohio State, like Florida, is in a situation where they can bring in another high level coach to fill his shoes if and when he leaves and recruiting won't take a huge hit when he leaves. Utah, on the other hand, was farked.
 
2012-09-15 04:20:10 PM
I love football in the rain. Only thing better is football in the snow.

This Alabama game is getting crazy.
 
2012-09-15 04:20:14 PM
WTF is going on in this game?
 
2012-09-15 04:20:19 PM
Terrible call on the fumbled punt in Arkansas.
 
2012-09-15 04:20:25 PM
forward progress? this is why we don't like sec referees
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:20:35 PM
This Alabama game is starting to look like something you'd see Burt Reynolds starring in.
 
2012-09-15 04:20:39 PM

IAmRight: A Fark Handle: bemis23: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the "Pig Sooie" chant? It's the only thing in the SEC more obnoxious than the TAMU kissing.

whoa whoa whoa, nothing is more obnoxious than backwards ass paramilitary douchecanoes mouth raping livestock.

I feel like you haven't been in stadia with lots of cowbells and/or had to listen to Rocky Top every five seconds for four hours.


rocky top should be played on loop at all time on all days.

wrcb.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-09-15 04:20:56 PM

ongbok: How could they find enough evidence to overturn that call? Every angle was blocked.


I had a hard time, because one shot would look one way and another shot a different way. The shot from behind, though, the way the ball moved it looked like it kicked off the turf.
 
2012-09-15 04:21:03 PM
Yeah he was down
 
2012-09-15 04:21:03 PM
WOW, refs say "forward progress."

I don't know, he may have been down, BUT THAT WAS NOT FORWARD F*CKING PROGRESS. The officials made it so that NO REVIEW can take place!
 
2012-09-15 04:21:05 PM

mikaloyd: Bama ball forward progress?  Wow!


That's bullshiat, but I think he was down.
 
2012-09-15 04:21:34 PM
He's down
 
2012-09-15 04:21:41 PM

puffy999: The helmet strap isn't necessarily the problem, IMO. Players simply don't get properly fitted helmets. I don't think sitting a play fixes that... the NCAA needs to do more to require that players obtain the properly-fitted headgear BEFORE the game.


Shouldn't the equipment managers for each team be on top of that? I'd think that would be a kind of high priority for the equipment managers what with heads being kind of important and concussions a rising issue in football.

Is it "cool" to wear the wrong size helmet or something? I don't get that. Other than crazy linebackers like AJ Hawk who said he liked to feel his head rattle around inside his helmet on a big hit, I don't see why anyone would wear a larger helmet on purpose.
 
2012-09-15 04:21:42 PM

Tal: This Alabama game is starting to look like something you'd see Burt Reynolds starring in.


*snicker* that was my thought too.

Dear god the announcers are as mixed up as the game.
 
2012-09-15 04:21:45 PM

Krymson Tyde: That's bullshiat, but I think he was down.


This
 
2012-09-15 04:22:03 PM
And, yes, after my lag post, he was down.

What are these officials reviewing? CAN you "overturn" forward progress? I thought that was a college and NFL rule.
 
2012-09-15 04:22:09 PM

varmitydog: Terrible call on the fumbled punt in Arkansas.


Not a fumble, but it was the wrong call. His elbow hit the ground and the ground caused the fumble, the ruling shouldn't be forward progress.
 
2012-09-15 04:22:20 PM
The only thing worse than that fumbled punt call in Arkansas is the yammering of the two announcers.
 
2012-09-15 04:22:23 PM

Krymson Tyde: mikaloyd: Bama ball forward progress?  Wow!

That's bullshiat, but I think he was down.


Yep.
 
2012-09-15 04:22:40 PM
At this rate the Alabama-Arkansas game will be over just in time for an early breakfast.
 
2012-09-15 04:22:55 PM
Wtf does forward progress being stopped even mean there? Can no one ever fumble a ball when they are hit as soon as they catch a punt? Terrible farking call.
 
2012-09-15 04:23:06 PM
they went under the hood to review if the call was reviewable? sweet sassy molassy
 
2012-09-15 04:23:19 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: bemis23: The_Y2P_Problem: bemis23: Spaced Cowboy: Nabb1: Man, there is no butthurt like Buckeye butthurt.

I think Florida butthurt took first place awhile ago and is easily pulling away from the pack.

/they stole our jerbs coach!

No one stole our coach, he's just a traitor. I don't hate OSU for getting Meyer. I do hate Meyer for being a pussy. I was a huge fan of him while he was at UF - but the duck and run bullshiat he pulled will forever taint his legacy. I'm gonna laugh when the same thing happens at OSU.

I figure Meyer will bolt once Miller graduates, but if he gets a championship out of the team, he was worth the rental. I mean, you didn't see Florida fans biatching when he bailed on Utah once Alex Smith graduated and the cupboard was bare there.

Yeah, but clearly a pattern has been established. I don't think he was a bad hire (and I doubt OSU fans feel any differently), but hindsight being what it is - I wish we'd picked someone that was more stable.

The upside is, Ohio State, like Florida, is in a situation where they can bring in another high level coach to fill his shoes if and when he leaves and recruiting won't take a huge hit when he leaves. Utah, on the other hand, was farked.


True. I've had my doubts about Muschamp (especially being a former UGA player!) but after last week's game, I'm starting to feel better about his selection and and his staff. I do really like the Brent Pease hire as OC, although I wish it'd been done last year instead of wasting time with the fatass. It's been a long time since I could say that I feel more confident as a UF fan after a game, but I feel better about handling UT this week than I did about playing in College Station. Hopefully, that hope isn't unwarranted.
 
2012-09-15 04:23:26 PM

TheYeti: At this rate the Alabama-Arkansas game will be over just in time for an early breakfast.


Aye, but what about second breakfast?

Brunch? Luncheon? Elevensies? Afternoon tea?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:23:29 PM
I just lost signal on this game. Someone leave a cord out in the rain in Arkansas?
 
2012-09-15 04:24:01 PM

varmitydog: The only thing worse than that fumbled punt call in Arkansas is the yammering of the two announcers.


I refuse to play the Verne Lundquist drinking game this year.
 
2012-09-15 04:24:18 PM
The Alabama offensive line seems to have been eating their biscuits at breakfast.
 
2012-09-15 04:24:23 PM

Tal: I just lost signal on this game. Someone leave a cord out in the rain in Arkansas?


They have more than one?
 
2012-09-15 04:25:19 PM
Plumber crack in HD.... :(
 
2012-09-15 04:25:26 PM

Krymson Tyde: varmitydog: The only thing worse than that fumbled punt call in Arkansas is the yammering of the two announcers.

I refuse to play the Verne Lundquist drinking game this year.


pansy.

/a pansy is a beautiful flower.
 
2012-09-15 04:25:28 PM

Chunks McGunks: Can no one ever fumble a ball when they are hit as soon as they catch a punt? Terrible farking call.


I think UGA got penalized in week 1 for not giving a punt returner a one yard halo to catch it
 
2012-09-15 04:25:46 PM

Krymson Tyde: varmitydog: The only thing worse than that fumbled punt call in Arkansas is the yammering of the two announcers.

I refuse to play the Verne Lundquist drinking game this year.


Your liver thanks you
 
2012-09-15 04:26:41 PM

Krymson Tyde: varmitydog: The only thing worse than that fumbled punt call in Arkansas is the yammering of the two announcers.

I refuse to play the Verne Lundquist drinking game this year.


Good call. You'd be trashed by the middle of the second quarter.
 
2012-09-15 04:27:29 PM

bemis23: Krymson Tyde: varmitydog: The only thing worse than that fumbled punt call in Arkansas is the yammering of the two announcers.

I refuse to play the Verne Lundquist drinking game this year.

Your liver thanks you


I don't think it's capable of that or much else after playing it so much last season,
 
2012-09-15 04:27:56 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: The SEC officiating crew for this game:

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Potato Refs are invading!
 
2012-09-15 04:29:10 PM

eddievercetti: Potato Refs are invading!


They borrow these refs from the NFL?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:30:45 PM

knbber2: eddievercetti: Potato Refs are invading!

They borrow these refs from the NFL?


No, these refs are at least throwing the flags BEFORE the next play starts...
 
2012-09-15 04:30:48 PM
And Virginia apparently didn't bother siting up their defense today
 
2012-09-15 04:30:49 PM
LACES OUT MARINO!

Man, too bad all their backup kickers are quitting. PSU is going to get a win though today which will help the real victims (man, how bad is Navy this year)
 
2012-09-15 04:31:17 PM
bel4sucks
2012-09-15 04:25:28 PM
Chunks McGunks: Can no one ever fumble a ball when they are hit as soon as they catch a punt? Terrible farking call.

I think UGA got penalized in week 1 for not giving a punt returner a one yard halo to catch it


I know you can't interfere with an opponents chance to catch the ball but you are allowed to hit them right after they catch it.
/also why does safari on my pc have a google search bar? Is the new version not released for PC yet?
//And why can't I quote fark comments on my PC?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:31:37 PM
That one would have gone over 55 yards.
 
2012-09-15 04:31:51 PM
It sure is nice to be able to get consistent field goal kicking.
 
2012-09-15 04:33:09 PM
Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.
 
2012-09-15 04:34:06 PM
Did I just hear that correctly? Ferentz's kid drew excessive celebration after the Iowa TD? Or am I the only one with Iowa/UNI?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:34:37 PM

Krymson Tyde: It sure is nice to be able to get consistent field goal kicking.


Yeah. Convenient not to have kicker-instigated aneurysms this year.

Didn't think I'd survive the season last year.
 
2012-09-15 04:37:23 PM

TheManofPA: LACES OUT MARINO!

Man, too bad all their backup kickers are quitting. PSU is going to get a win though today which will help the real victims (man, how bad is Navy this year)


Apparently we need a soccer player either an Irish guy or Kathy Ireland.
 
2012-09-15 04:37:52 PM

Chunks McGunks: I know you can't interfere with an opponents chance to catch the ball but you are allowed to hit them right after they catch it.


Same type of play, he was right there as the ball was caught
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:38:04 PM
'Bama!
 
2012-09-15 04:38:16 PM
Bama INT!
 
2012-09-15 04:38:33 PM

Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.


And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!
 
2012-09-15 04:38:54 PM
Arkansas does not have a good back up QB.
 
2012-09-15 04:39:12 PM
Geez, what is the Ark QB's Delhomme rating?
 
2012-09-15 04:39:28 PM

A Fark Handle: rocky top should be played on loop at all time on all days.

Howzabout "No"
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:39:52 PM

bel4sucks: Chunks McGunks: I know you can't interfere with an opponents chance to catch the ball but you are allowed to hit them right after they catch it.

Same type of play, he was right there as the ball was caught


That wasn't the call that was made.
 
2012-09-15 04:40:00 PM

IAmRight: Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.

And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!


No kidding. Bigelow has a ton of speed and like I said earlier, the Cal downfield blocking was giving him time to get up to speed. Not sure why they didn't feed him the ball more.
 
2012-09-15 04:41:14 PM

knbber2: Geez, what is the Ark QB's Delhomme rating?


He's reached Delhomme in Cleveland levels. Not quite as bad as his last season in Carolina, but certainly laughable at best.
 
2012-09-15 04:41:28 PM
Howzabout more like this


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:41:50 PM
I really hate the networks jamming ads for their shiatty new TV shows down our throats while we try to watch football. No I do not want to watch Lucy Lu as Watson. It's a cross between a bad ripoff of Doctor Who and Monk/Perception/all those mental unstable but brilliant crime fighters. GAH!
 
2012-09-15 04:43:06 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: IAmRight: Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.

And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!

No kidding. Bigelow has a ton of speed and like I said earlier, the Cal downfield blocking was giving him time to get up to speed. Not sure why they didn't feed him the ball more.


I kept hearing "3 carries for 156 yards" and couldn't figure out why the guy had 3 carries. I thought he was a wide out they were running trick plays for or something.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:43:22 PM
Lacy is like a farking truck...
 
2012-09-15 04:43:35 PM
Seems like it was the 90's since I heard so much shiattalkin from the Vols...

...seems like ol' times

BRING IT ON Tennessee!!!

/Go Gators
 
2012-09-15 04:43:51 PM

Gwendolyn: I really hate the networks jamming ads for their shiatty new TV shows down our throats while we try to watch football. No I do not want to watch Lucy Lu as Watson. It's a cross between a bad ripoff of Doctor Who and Monk/Perception/all those mental unstable but brilliant crime fighters. GAH!


Sherlock blows that show out of the water so hard, Elementary is getting 5 months before the ax.
 
2012-09-15 04:43:52 PM
Arkansas players don't like to tackle
 
2012-09-15 04:44:32 PM

Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...


THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D
 
2012-09-15 04:45:06 PM
TD!
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:45:09 PM
ROLL TIDE!!!
 
2012-09-15 04:45:26 PM
Tide TD Part Deux
 
2012-09-15 04:45:37 PM

gimmeafarkinname: Seems like it was the 90's since I heard so much shiattalkin from the Vols...

...seems like ol' times

BRING IT ON Tennessee!!!

/Go Gators


Silly Inbreds thinking they're "back" (again).
 
2012-09-15 04:46:20 PM

Chunks McGunks: The_Y2P_Problem: IAmRight: Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.

And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!

No kidding. Bigelow has a ton of speed and like I said earlier, the Cal downfield blocking was giving him time to get up to speed. Not sure why they didn't feed him the ball more.

I kept hearing "3 carries for 156 yards" and couldn't figure out why the guy had 3 carries. I thought he was a wide out they were running trick plays for or something.


I suppose the concern was that since he's a speed back, if they gave him too many touches, he'd get jostled around and lose the ball.
 
2012-09-15 04:46:29 PM
Arkansas players are missing tackles like it's going out of style. Their fundamentals on defense are almost embarrassing. I understand how they lost to ULM now.
 
2012-09-15 04:46:42 PM
Alright. What else is on besides the Obvious-This-Would-Happen Bowl down in Little Rock (or wherethefarkever they play)?
 
2012-09-15 04:47:06 PM
Tennessee games can be fun if you arrive by boat with some chill alum. Invariably, some redneck will get in face, but isn't that true about any SEC game?
 
2012-09-15 04:48:06 PM
Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!
 
2012-09-15 04:49:08 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Tennessee games can be fun if you arrive by boat with some chill alum. Invariably, some redneck will get in face, but isn't that true about any SEC game?


Apparently the Aggies were extremely hospitable. I expect that to change rapidly after they travel to for a few SEC games.
 
2012-09-15 04:49:11 PM

bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D


That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!
 
2012-09-15 04:49:11 PM
Damn, I did not want to miss that much of the Ducks game...
 
2012-09-15 04:49:16 PM
And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.
 
2012-09-15 04:49:18 PM
Alabama NOW smells blood?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:49:38 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Tennessee games can be fun if you arrive by boat with some chill alum. Invariably, some redneck will get in face, but isn't that true about any SEC game?


I'm looking forward to being there for an Alabama beat down of UT...
 
2012-09-15 04:51:12 PM

Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!


What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D
 
2012-09-15 04:51:31 PM

bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!


I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.
 
2012-09-15 04:51:52 PM

bionicjoe: Alright. What else is on besides the Obvious-This-Would-Happen Bowl down in Little Rock (or wherethefarkever they play)?


Penn State is winning their first game in a decade.

Louisville is showing UNC why UNC is primarily a basketball only school
 
2012-09-15 04:52:31 PM

Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.


My wife is out of town. Just me, the dogs, and a buddy coming over later. I'm surprised I waited until 1:30-2pm.
 
2012-09-15 04:53:00 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.


Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?
 
2012-09-15 04:53:17 PM

Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.


Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?
 
2012-09-15 04:54:01 PM

Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?


I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.
 
2012-09-15 04:54:04 PM

bemis23: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

My wife is out of town. Just me, the dogs, and a buddy coming over later. I'm surprised I waited until 1:30-2pm.


I hear ya.
 
2012-09-15 04:54:16 PM

bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D


For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.
 
2012-09-15 04:55:13 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.


Yeah, my bad. I was distracted.
 
2012-09-15 04:56:11 PM

Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.


SEC fans are the best example of a dysfunctional family. We hate each others' guts, but if anyone talks shiat about our conference that melts away in the face of a common enemy.

FSU on the other hand. I just farking hate them all the time. I hope they lose every f'ing game they play.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:56:28 PM

Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.


That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.
 
2012-09-15 04:56:56 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?


After 17 beers I doubt it matters what sort of alcohol I drink so long as it's not hand sanitized or mouthwash.
 
2012-09-15 04:57:28 PM
Greg Garmon for Iowa doing his best Groucho Marx impression as he staggers off the field.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:13 PM

Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?

After 17 beers I doubt it matters what sort of alcohol I drink so long as it's not hand sanitized or mouthwash.


I admit, I don't drink so I don't know first hand, but my understanding is that Listerine is preferable to Smirnoff Ice.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:27 PM

Chunks McGunks: For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.


That's because SEC homerism on Fark is manufactured outrage, mostly by ohio state fans
 
2012-09-15 04:59:12 PM

Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.


I was actually pulling for Louisiana Monroe over Auburn today but just for the lulz
 
2012-09-15 04:59:14 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?

After 17 beers I doubt it matters what sort of alcohol I drink so long as it's not hand sanitized or mouthwash.

I admit, I don't drink so I don't know first hand, but my understanding is that Listerine is preferable to Smirnoff Ice.


You might have a point.
 
2012-09-15 04:59:21 PM

Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.


This. It's a Southern thing methinks.
 
2012-09-15 04:59:24 PM
LOLOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOL
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:59:38 PM
Ha ha ha ... Arkansas.

We need to keep giving them the ball.
 
2012-09-15 04:59:44 PM
HAHA - Another 'Bama INT
 
2012-09-15 04:59:45 PM
Get the Daggars ready folks...jebbus.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:00:32 PM

Chunks McGunks: Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.

I was actually pulling for Louisiana Monroe over Auburn today but just for the lulz


Okay, guilty.

/busted
 
2012-09-15 05:00:45 PM

Tal: Ha ha ha ... Arkansas.

We need to keep giving them the ball.


I almost feel sorry for them.

Naw I don't.
 
2012-09-15 05:01:14 PM

bel4sucks: Chunks McGunks: For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's because SEC homerism on Fark is manufactured outrage, mostly by ohio state fans


BA-ZING.
 
2012-09-15 05:01:42 PM
TD BAMA
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:03:08 PM
Arkansas gets the ball again with 3 minutes left.

Unless they start kneel downs, we could end up with 31 before the half.
 
2012-09-15 05:03:11 PM

bionicjoe: Little Rock


It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.
 
2012-09-15 05:04:36 PM
In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.
 
2012-09-15 05:04:59 PM
I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.
 
2012-09-15 05:06:12 PM

bemis23: In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.


this. fark that douchenozzle.
 
2012-09-15 05:06:56 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.


4. The perennial hope that your relevant, and the perennial disappointment when reality sets in. Kinda like being a Vol fan
 
2012-09-15 05:07:09 PM
Can't wait for tonight. Michigan St vs Notre Dame and Stanford vs USC are going to be fun.
 
2012-09-15 05:07:09 PM

Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.


The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.
 
2012-09-15 05:08:07 PM

A Fark Handle: bemis23: In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.

this. fark that douchenozzle.


Kiffen's FIL was a great QB at UF, btw, whose life has fallen into an alcoholic haze.
 
2012-09-15 05:09:28 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.


Of all the SEC campuses I've been to I'd say Fayetteville is in the most beautiful natural area. LSU and UGA and tons of fun because of proximity to Atlanta and New Orleans, but the rest are basically just your average college towns.
 
2012-09-15 05:10:08 PM
Is there any competitive game going on this afternoon? Geez they are all just ugly.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:10:51 PM
I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,
 
2012-09-15 05:11:15 PM

Chunks McGunks: TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.

Of all the SEC campuses I've been to I'd say Fayetteville is in the most beautiful natural area. LSU and UGA and tons of fun because of proximity to Atlanta and New Orleans, but the rest are basically just your average college towns.


Ole Miss is pretty as I recall.
 
2012-09-15 05:12:35 PM

dumbandilikeit: Is there any competitive game going on this afternoon? Geez they are all just ugly.


Iowa vs. UNI on the Big Ten Network is 17-13 Hawks. And the game got exciting now that Iowa's had their two RBs get hurt and a full back is handling the bulk of the carries.
 
2012-09-15 05:12:45 PM

TheDumbBlonde: A Fark Handle: bemis23: In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.

this. fark that douchenozzle.

Kiffen's FIL was a great QB at UF, btw, whose life has fallen into an alcoholic haze.


Yeah, but Lane just rides his father's coattails/credentials and hasn't ever produced anything. All he does is talk a lot of shiat without ever backing it up. He's a farking douche.

His dad's story is tragic, and I hope he gets his shiat together.
 
2012-09-15 05:13:14 PM

12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.


HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately
 
2012-09-15 05:13:23 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Chunks McGunks: TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.

Of all the SEC campuses I've been to I'd say Fayetteville is in the most beautiful natural area. LSU and UGA and tons of fun because of proximity to Atlanta and New Orleans, but the rest are basically just your average college towns.

Ole Miss is pretty as I recall.


Ole Miss is a shiat hole. Maybe I'm just biased because I live in Memphis, but I hate that place and all its residents.
 
2012-09-15 05:15:32 PM

bionicjoe: 12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.

HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately


You can't white knight someone when someone's not talking shiat to them. I was just letting you know where this game was being played but take it however you want.
 
2012-09-15 05:15:32 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: dumbandilikeit: Is there any competitive game going on this afternoon? Geez they are all just ugly.

Iowa vs. UNI on the Big Ten Network is 17-13 Hawks. And the game got exciting now that Iowa's had their two RBs get hurt and a full back is handling the bulk of the carries.


and northwestern vs bc is 12-10. stony brook is leading syracuse 10-7
 
2012-09-15 05:18:58 PM
For the record I really hate the NAPA ad, but watching the singing idiot get leveled with a perfect form tackle is always amusing.
 
2012-09-15 05:19:49 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.


You know, that's a pretty good comparison. Neither player are good as QB's, but both have a great deal of fan support, can turn in some awesome plays that bring even their detractors to their feet, and off the field both are great human beings, so it's hard to hate them.

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!
 
2012-09-15 05:21:03 PM

Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.

You know, that's a pretty good comparison. Neither player are good as QB's, but both have a great deal of fan support, can turn in some awesome plays that bring even their detractors to their feet, and off the field both are great human beings, so it's hard to hate them.

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!


Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.
 
2012-09-15 05:21:34 PM

Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: 12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.

HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately

You can't white knight someone when someone's not talking shiat to them. I was just letting you know where this game was being played but take it however you want.


I'm crying fake tears here!

Honestly when I read that the only thing I could think of is the drive-through scene from American Beauty. I don't know why.
www.destinationhollywood.com

/I'm Senior Assistant Drive-thru Manager now. So you're really on my turf.
 
2012-09-15 05:21:49 PM

Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,


My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.
 
2012-09-15 05:22:57 PM
OH HEY LOOK, IT'S MICHAEL VICK.

Call me when he actually lives up to the hype.
 
2012-09-15 05:23:44 PM

bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: 12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.

HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately

You can't white knight someone when someone's not talking shiat to them. I was just letting you know where this game was being played but take it however you want.

I'm crying fake tears here!

Honestly when I read that the only thing I could think of is the drive-through scene from American Beauty. I don't know why.
[www.destinationhollywood.com image 184x138]

/I'm Senior Assistant Drive-thru Manager now. So you're really on my turf.


I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!
 
2012-09-15 05:24:49 PM
TOUCHDOWN STONY BROOK!!!! 17-14 seawolves?
 
2012-09-15 05:25:40 PM

puffy999: OH HEY LOOK, IT'S MICHAEL VICK.

Call me when he actually lives up to the hype.


I'm no expert in reading liars, but isn't blinking constantly and looking to the left while you say something generally a sign that someone's lying through their teeth?
 
2012-09-15 05:26:04 PM
Boise State goes up 15-9 with 1:43 left in the Second Quarter. Feels like they should pull away in the second half.
 
2012-09-15 05:26:37 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!

Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.


Hey hey hey hey hey now. It`s a wide gulf between "Aborted Running Play" and "Abortion", even if you can technically call Robinson's throwing plays as "abortions". People might get offended by the terminology, even on the Sports tab!

/M Go Blue!
//This is not a good game, regardless of the score.
 
2012-09-15 05:27:57 PM

Techhell: Hey hey hey hey hey now. It`s a wide gulf between "Aborted Running Play" and "Abortion", even if you can technically call Robinson's throwing plays as "abortions". People might get offended by the terminology, even on the Sports tab!


have you seen maryland's or oregon's uniforms? visual abortions...
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:30:49 PM

Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.


How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"
 
2012-09-15 05:31:59 PM
Is that supposed to be Clay Matthews in the NFL mobile commercials, or did the oldest kid from Home Improvement do a whole lot of steroids?
 
2012-09-15 05:33:25 PM

Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem: Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.

Hey hey hey hey hey now. It`s a wide gulf between "Aborted Running Play" and "Abortion", even if you can technically call Robinson's throwing plays as "abortions". People might get offended by the terminology, even on the Sports tab!

/M Go Blue!
//This is not a good game, regardless of the score.


True. I'd be more worried about your defense. UMass only scored 6 points in their previous two games. Only counting offensive points, they'd tied that mark against you guys.
 
2012-09-15 05:33:39 PM

Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"


Sounds like a solid plan.
 
2012-09-15 05:33:59 PM

Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.


No we don't, fark all of them.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:34:59 PM

Krymson Tyde: Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"

Sounds like a solid plan.


You had to see it. He sounded ridiculous. It was so absurd, I rewound it a couple of times.
 
2012-09-15 05:35:24 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Is that supposed to be Clay Matthews in the NFL mobile commercials, or did the oldest kid from Home Improvement do a whole lot of steroids?


I can't ever understand what his reply to "best defense in the league" is
 
2012-09-15 05:35:40 PM

Krymson Tyde: Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"

Sounds like a solid plan.


This is the great coaching that JLS used to lead Michigan State to the heights of mediocrity.
 
2012-09-15 05:35:57 PM
Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?
 
2012-09-15 05:36:19 PM
TOUCHDOWN ALABAMA
 
2012-09-15 05:36:37 PM
Damn that was about as uncontested as you can get
 
2012-09-15 05:36:57 PM
ABC Football, CBS Football, Fox Baseball (but in their defense its a tight playoff race) NBC ? Well they have on a meaningless soccer game, duh. May even be delayed a few hours as far as anybody knows.

Why do you hate America NBC?
 
2012-09-15 05:37:44 PM

FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?


vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.
 
2012-09-15 05:38:02 PM

Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"

Sounds like a solid plan.

You had to see it. He sounded ridiculous. It was so absurd, I rewound it a couple of times.


I caught the tone and rhythm of it, just not the gist.
 
2012-09-15 05:38:04 PM

steamingpile: Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.

No we don't, fark all of them.


I'm with you (up until the national championship game just because it gets under peoples skin). Maybe it's a UGA fan thing.
 
2012-09-15 05:38:08 PM
The Alabama rape train has no brakes.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:12 PM
Stony Brook STORMS into halftime with the lead.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:23 PM

A Fark Handle: FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?

vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.


Auburn needed OT to beat ULM.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:54 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The Alabama rape train has no brakes.


i thought that was the uab rape train that lacked brakes.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:59 PM
OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this
 
2012-09-15 05:40:15 PM
Bama football on Arkansas KO return fumble.
 
2012-09-15 05:40:16 PM
Oh good lord has Notre Dame - Michigan State started yet?
 
2012-09-15 05:40:49 PM

Krymson Tyde: A Fark Handle: FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?

vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.

Auburn needed OT to beat ULM.


Just watched the highlights of that one. Ooouuuuch. Could we finally think about getting a Sun Belt team near the rankings?
 
2012-09-15 05:40:53 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


They're not.
 
2012-09-15 05:41:47 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


they aren't in polls not completed by interns and/or sport information directors.
 
2012-09-15 05:41:52 PM
LOL, I literally picked 'Bama to shut out Arkansas. Looks like I'm gonna make some money this week. WOOT!

/'Bama scores another TD
 
2012-09-15 05:41:54 PM

FriarReb98: Krymson Tyde: A Fark Handle: FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?

vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.

Auburn needed OT to beat ULM.

Just watched the highlights of that one. Ooouuuuch. Could we finally think about getting a Sun Belt team near the rankings?


I'm still maintaining WKU will beat UK tonight.

Touchdown Alabama.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:05 PM
Bama should snap the ball, run backwards and go out of bounds at their own 1 yard line. Wash rinse and repeat for the entire game.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:12 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


The SEC worked to vote them up much like they did Michigan so Bama would get a "quality win".

Only problem was John L Smith foiled their plan by leading the Razorbacks to a loss against ULM.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:21 PM

Krymson Tyde: They're not.


My broadcast (CBS) says they're ranked 21st
 
2012-09-15 05:42:49 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The Alabama rape train has no brakes.


They pulled the train's throttle lever all the way open and broke it off. Just to hear that rape engine scream.
 
2012-09-15 05:43:10 PM

Krymson Tyde: bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this

They're not.


They are in some random poll, used solely so they can put a number next to their name on the CBS broadcast.

And my cousin, who's a Bama fan, also won a grand on a scratch ticket today. He's gotta be on a ridiculous roll right now.
 
2012-09-15 05:43:48 PM

bel4sucks: Krymson Tyde: They're not.

My broadcast (CBS) says they're ranked 21st


I was thinking AP. My bad.
 
2012-09-15 05:43:56 PM

Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!


I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!
 
2012-09-15 05:45:10 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Is that supposed to be Clay Matthews in the NFL mobile commercials, or did the oldest kid from Home Improvement do a whole lot of steroids?


Yes.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:45:22 PM
Arkansas has the ball again.

Alabama touchdown imminent.
 
2012-09-15 05:45:40 PM

ffish:
arkansas             32 ALABAMA              43


arkansas 32? hahahahahahahahahah *breathe* hahahahahahahahahah
 
2012-09-15 05:45:56 PM

Chunks McGunks: steamingpile: Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.

No we don't, fark all of them.

I'm with you (up until the national championship game just because it gets under peoples skin). Maybe it's a UGA fan thing.


Maybe, I just refuse to root for teams I hate every other game, I laughed my ass off when bama lost to Utah and Arkansas lost to OSU. The hate doesn't stop when you play someone else, it just makes it funnier when its someone they are supposed to beat.

That being said, I do give a half hearted congratulations to NCG winners but I still hate them.
 
2012-09-15 05:46:00 PM

bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!


NO FARK YOU!

/sucker punch
 
2012-09-15 05:46:54 PM

tripleshady180: ffish:
arkansas             32 ALABAMA              43

arkansas 32? hahahahahahahahahah *breathe* hahahahahahahahahah


You misunderstand. That was the number of Arkansas turnovers they were expecting.
 
2012-09-15 05:47:07 PM
Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:47:23 PM
Freaking defensive penalties are the #1 rusher for Arkansas.
 
2012-09-15 05:47:49 PM

bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!


Hey buddy them's fightin' words round here. You best be movin' along.
 
2012-09-15 05:48:23 PM

TheOther: Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.


Isn't that the plot to a weird Deliverance themed porno?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:51:30 PM
THERE was the fumble. Just took a lucky Arkansas bounce.
 
2012-09-15 05:52:04 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheOther: Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.

Isn't that the plot to a weird Deliverance themed porno?


Deliverance was weird porn.
 
2012-09-15 05:54:47 PM
Almost gametime, go Vols!
 
2012-09-15 05:55:00 PM
told y'all they should have gone to the running clock.

bama:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:57:15 PM
Dear Every Football Stadium:

You sound like idiots letting the crowd chant "FIRST DOWN" or "IN-COM-PLEEEEETE."

Just stop it.
 
2012-09-15 05:57:41 PM
perfect game through 6 in Cleveland...
 
2012-09-15 05:57:47 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


Because reasons SEC.
 
2012-09-15 05:59:01 PM

bborchar: Almost gametime, go Vols!


You're really excited for the streak to be extended? Interesting!

GO GATORS!

gatorsportsnation.com

I do not wish you the best of luck, but I do wish for a good clean game....

...in which we stomp the ever living shiat out of the Vols.
 
2012-09-15 05:59:33 PM

bemis23: bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!

NO FARK YOU!

/sucker punch


Lemme guess. Philly Eagles fan?

/toe stomp
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:59:39 PM
Fumble.
 
2012-09-15 05:59:44 PM
wrcb.images.worldnow.com


soon 

/fark florida
 
2012-09-15 05:59:46 PM
That's a fumble
 
2012-09-15 05:59:46 PM

FriarReb98: Dear Every Football Stadium:

You sound like idiots letting the crowd chant "FIRST DOWN" or "IN-COM-PLEEEEETE."

Just stop it.


Yeah... Stupid buildings. You sound like idiots for letting the people inside you do things!
 
2012-09-15 06:00:09 PM
Well the ground can't cause a fumble but I guess the air can.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 06:00:28 PM

Krymson Tyde: That's a fumble


We all knew it was coming. Just a matter of time.
 
2012-09-15 06:00:35 PM
Any good games still on?

West Virginia is beating the crap out of James Madison High School, and it's starting to get boring..
 
2012-09-15 06:00:54 PM

Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: TheOther: Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.

Isn't that the plot to a weird Deliverance themed porno?

Deliverance was weird porn.


Porn parodies of porn classics! Behind the Screen Door! Ka-CHING!!
 
2012-09-15 06:00:58 PM
Goddamn NASCAR is blocking me from watching. Stupid rednecks.
 
2012-09-15 06:01:15 PM

4NSpy: perfect game through 6 in Cleveland...


Don't worry. The official at first base will make sure the Tribe breaks that up.
 
2012-09-15 06:01:55 PM

bionicjoe: bemis23: bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!

NO FARK YOU!

/sucker punch

Lemme guess. Philly Eagles fan?

/toe stomp


Saints...close enough
 
2012-09-15 06:02:42 PM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 06:03:19 PM

4NSpy: perfect game through 6 in Cleveland...


These words can't be in the same sentence.

And let's stop inter-sports bleed between threads....unless it goes to 8.
 
2012-09-15 06:03:25 PM

bemis23: Goddamn NASCAR is blocking me from watching. Stupid rednecks.


You know, I normally would have laughed at the irony of a UF fan making fun of stupid rednecks.

But my ex has spent a few weekends in Gainesville and it seems that the town's being taken over by hipsters, so I'm not surprised by this statement.
 
2012-09-15 06:03:50 PM

TheDumbBlonde: [i20.photobucket.com image 640x480]


I'm definitely stealing that picture. It is AWESOME
 
2012-09-15 06:05:35 PM

bemis23: Goddamn NASCAR is blocking me from watching. Stupid rednecks.


no shiat. get these farking tards (NOT) driving in circles off the screen. fark this non-sport, there's football to watch.
 
2012-09-15 06:05:59 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: bemis23: Goddamn NASCAR is blocking me from watching. Stupid rednecks.

You know, I normally would have laughed at the irony of a UF fan making fun of stupid rednecks.

But my ex has spent a few weekends in Gainesville and it seems that the town's being taken over by hipsters, so I'm not surprised by this statement.


I'm not even offended by this. Strangely, I do hate both hipsters and rednecks, but I can understand the statement.
 
2012-09-15 06:07:34 PM
Ok, got the game on now. LETS DO THIS shiat! fark THE VOLS!
 
2012-09-15 06:09:38 PM

Tal: Krymson Tyde: That's a fumble

We all knew it was coming. Just a matter of time.


They made it a lot further down the field than I expected.
 
2012-09-15 06:09:45 PM
I never in my life thought I would be glad to see UT-UF start.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 06:10:42 PM

Krymson Tyde: Tal: Krymson Tyde: That's a fumble

We all knew it was coming. Just a matter of time.

They made it a lot further down the field than I expected.


Well, in fairness they fumbled in their own territory but the ball bounced back to an Arkansas player. It took two tries to get it right this time.
 
2012-09-15 06:11:55 PM
Wow Florida just saved 3 and probably 7 there.
 
2012-09-15 06:13:18 PM
Because ABC is bored, here's a shot of Penn State's women's volleyball team jumping up and down to celebrate a win.
 
2012-09-15 06:13:39 PM
Room to punt anyway I guess. Still hoping for a snap over the punter's head for the lulz.
 
2012-09-15 06:15:34 PM

Chunks McGunks: Room to punt anyway I guess. Still hoping for a snap over the punter's head for the lulz.


so close. good punt unfortunately.
 
2012-09-15 06:16:48 PM
TD Alabama...again
 
2012-09-15 06:17:14 PM

bionicjoe: Because reasons SEC.


I dunno, UGA beat Buffalo by 22 first game of the season and actually dropped a spot.
 
2012-09-15 06:17:51 PM
Dammit, that should've been an INT
 
2012-09-15 06:20:00 PM
A triple broke up the perfect game/no hitter, aborting inter-sport threading.
 
2012-09-15 06:20:12 PM
LOL Bray sucks under pressure
 
2012-09-15 06:20:29 PM

bel4sucks: bionicjoe: Because reasons SEC.

I dunno, UGA beat Buffalo by 22 first game of the season and actually dropped a spot.


UGA did not look good in that game. They improved by week 2 but did not look good on defense against Buffalo.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 06:21:05 PM
That's the Bray we all know and love!
 
2012-09-15 06:21:10 PM

bemis23: LOL Bray sucks under pressure


nice call
 
2012-09-15 06:21:24 PM
INTERCEPTION! UF! GO GATORS
 
2012-09-15 06:22:54 PM
North Carolina scores against Louisville to make it 39-20. They are moving the ball well now that they have switched to a no huddle spread offense. Louisville had jumped off to a 29-0 lead against them, but the Tarheels have MO now.
Twelve minutes left in the game.
 
2012-09-15 06:23:15 PM
TOUCH DOWN GATORS!
 
2012-09-15 06:23:33 PM

bel4sucks: bionicjoe: Because reasons SEC.

I dunno, UGA beat Buffalo by 22 first game of the season and actually dropped a spot.


Dropped a spot to FSU because the Seminoles top to bottom looked much better.
 
2012-09-15 06:23:45 PM
Jesus Christ that was one of the easiest looking touch downs I've seen since the Alabama - Arkansas game.
 
2012-09-15 06:24:50 PM

Chunks McGunks: Jesus Christ that was one of the easiest looking touch downs I've seen since the Alabama - Arkansas game.


He literally walked into the end zone
 
Tal
2012-09-15 06:25:54 PM
I can't believe there's still 10 minutes left for Alabama.
 
2012-09-15 06:27:36 PM
farm2.staticflickr.com

Soon...
 
2012-09-15 06:28:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 06:28:42 PM
North Carolina blocks a punt and scores on the next play. 39-28 Louisville with 8.22 left.
 
2012-09-15 06:31:20 PM
Great job by Tennessee's QB... with that punt.
 
2012-09-15 06:31:28 PM
LOL when your QBs best play all night is a punt, you're farked.