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(ESPN)   Iowa and Northern Iowa. Kentucky and Western Kentucky. Notre Dame and Michigan. Arkansas and Alabama. It's time for your Week 3 NCAA Football discussion thread. ROLL TIDE   (espn.go.com) divider line 1192
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2012-09-15 05:36:57 PM
ABC Football, CBS Football, Fox Baseball (but in their defense its a tight playoff race) NBC ? Well they have on a meaningless soccer game, duh. May even be delayed a few hours as far as anybody knows.

Why do you hate America NBC?
 
2012-09-15 05:37:44 PM

FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?


vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.
 
2012-09-15 05:38:02 PM

Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"

Sounds like a solid plan.

You had to see it. He sounded ridiculous. It was so absurd, I rewound it a couple of times.


I caught the tone and rhythm of it, just not the gist.
 
2012-09-15 05:38:04 PM

steamingpile: Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.

No we don't, fark all of them.


I'm with you (up until the national championship game just because it gets under peoples skin). Maybe it's a UGA fan thing.
 
2012-09-15 05:38:08 PM
The Alabama rape train has no brakes.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:12 PM
Stony Brook STORMS into halftime with the lead.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:23 PM

A Fark Handle: FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?

vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.


Auburn needed OT to beat ULM.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:54 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The Alabama rape train has no brakes.


i thought that was the uab rape train that lacked brakes.
 
2012-09-15 05:39:59 PM
OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this
 
2012-09-15 05:40:15 PM
Bama football on Arkansas KO return fumble.
 
2012-09-15 05:40:16 PM
Oh good lord has Notre Dame - Michigan State started yet?
 
2012-09-15 05:40:49 PM

Krymson Tyde: A Fark Handle: FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?

vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.

Auburn needed OT to beat ULM.


Just watched the highlights of that one. Ooouuuuch. Could we finally think about getting a Sun Belt team near the rankings?
 
2012-09-15 05:40:53 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


They're not.
 
2012-09-15 05:41:47 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


they aren't in polls not completed by interns and/or sport information directors.
 
2012-09-15 05:41:52 PM
LOL, I literally picked 'Bama to shut out Arkansas. Looks like I'm gonna make some money this week. WOOT!

/'Bama scores another TD
 
2012-09-15 05:41:54 PM

FriarReb98: Krymson Tyde: A Fark Handle: FriarReb98: Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?

vatech doing early season vatech things. lost to pitt (who lost to a 1aa) by a wide margin.

Auburn needed OT to beat ULM.

Just watched the highlights of that one. Ooouuuuch. Could we finally think about getting a Sun Belt team near the rankings?


I'm still maintaining WKU will beat UK tonight.

Touchdown Alabama.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:05 PM
Bama should snap the ball, run backwards and go out of bounds at their own 1 yard line. Wash rinse and repeat for the entire game.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:12 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


The SEC worked to vote them up much like they did Michigan so Bama would get a "quality win".

Only problem was John L Smith foiled their plan by leading the Razorbacks to a loss against ULM.
 
2012-09-15 05:42:21 PM

Krymson Tyde: They're not.


My broadcast (CBS) says they're ranked 21st
 
2012-09-15 05:42:49 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The Alabama rape train has no brakes.


They pulled the train's throttle lever all the way open and broke it off. Just to hear that rape engine scream.
 
2012-09-15 05:43:10 PM

Krymson Tyde: bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this

They're not.


They are in some random poll, used solely so they can put a number next to their name on the CBS broadcast.

And my cousin, who's a Bama fan, also won a grand on a scratch ticket today. He's gotta be on a ridiculous roll right now.
 
2012-09-15 05:43:48 PM

bel4sucks: Krymson Tyde: They're not.

My broadcast (CBS) says they're ranked 21st


I was thinking AP. My bad.
 
2012-09-15 05:43:56 PM

Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!


I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!
 
2012-09-15 05:45:10 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Is that supposed to be Clay Matthews in the NFL mobile commercials, or did the oldest kid from Home Improvement do a whole lot of steroids?


Yes.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:45:22 PM
Arkansas has the ball again.

Alabama touchdown imminent.
 
2012-09-15 05:45:40 PM

ffish:
arkansas             32 ALABAMA              43


arkansas 32? hahahahahahahahahah *breathe* hahahahahahahahahah
 
2012-09-15 05:45:56 PM

Chunks McGunks: steamingpile: Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.

No we don't, fark all of them.

I'm with you (up until the national championship game just because it gets under peoples skin). Maybe it's a UGA fan thing.


Maybe, I just refuse to root for teams I hate every other game, I laughed my ass off when bama lost to Utah and Arkansas lost to OSU. The hate doesn't stop when you play someone else, it just makes it funnier when its someone they are supposed to beat.

That being said, I do give a half hearted congratulations to NCG winners but I still hate them.
 
2012-09-15 05:46:00 PM

bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!


NO FARK YOU!

/sucker punch
 
2012-09-15 05:46:54 PM

tripleshady180: ffish:
arkansas             32 ALABAMA              43

arkansas 32? hahahahahahahahahah *breathe* hahahahahahahahahah


You misunderstand. That was the number of Arkansas turnovers they were expecting.
 
2012-09-15 05:47:07 PM
Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:47:23 PM
Freaking defensive penalties are the #1 rusher for Arkansas.
 
2012-09-15 05:47:49 PM

bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!


Hey buddy them's fightin' words round here. You best be movin' along.
 
2012-09-15 05:48:23 PM

TheOther: Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.


Isn't that the plot to a weird Deliverance themed porno?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:51:30 PM
THERE was the fumble. Just took a lucky Arkansas bounce.
 
2012-09-15 05:52:04 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheOther: Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.

Isn't that the plot to a weird Deliverance themed porno?


Deliverance was weird porn.
 
2012-09-15 05:54:47 PM
Almost gametime, go Vols!
 
2012-09-15 05:55:00 PM
told y'all they should have gone to the running clock.

bama:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:57:15 PM
Dear Every Football Stadium:

You sound like idiots letting the crowd chant "FIRST DOWN" or "IN-COM-PLEEEEETE."

Just stop it.
 
2012-09-15 05:57:41 PM
perfect game through 6 in Cleveland...
 
2012-09-15 05:57:47 PM

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this


Because reasons SEC.
 
2012-09-15 05:59:01 PM

bborchar: Almost gametime, go Vols!


You're really excited for the streak to be extended? Interesting!

GO GATORS!

gatorsportsnation.com

I do not wish you the best of luck, but I do wish for a good clean game....

...in which we stomp the ever living shiat out of the Vols.
 
2012-09-15 05:59:33 PM

bemis23: bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE!!
I THINK WE'RE AGREEING!!


/THIS IS HOW RIOTS AT SPORTING EVENTS START!!!

NO FARK YOU!

/sucker punch


Lemme guess. Philly Eagles fan?

/toe stomp
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:59:39 PM
Fumble.
 
2012-09-15 05:59:44 PM
wrcb.images.worldnow.com


soon 

/fark florida
 
2012-09-15 05:59:46 PM
That's a fumble
 
2012-09-15 05:59:46 PM

FriarReb98: Dear Every Football Stadium:

You sound like idiots letting the crowd chant "FIRST DOWN" or "IN-COM-PLEEEEETE."

Just stop it.


Yeah... Stupid buildings. You sound like idiots for letting the people inside you do things!
 
2012-09-15 06:00:09 PM
Well the ground can't cause a fumble but I guess the air can.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 06:00:28 PM

Krymson Tyde: That's a fumble


We all knew it was coming. Just a matter of time.
 
2012-09-15 06:00:35 PM
Any good games still on?

West Virginia is beating the crap out of James Madison High School, and it's starting to get boring..
 
2012-09-15 06:00:54 PM

Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: TheOther: Hide your eyes, little piglets. Your daddy is on the spit.

Isn't that the plot to a weird Deliverance themed porno?

Deliverance was weird porn.


Porn parodies of porn classics! Behind the Screen Door! Ka-CHING!!
 
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