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2012-09-15 04:59:24 PM
LOLOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOL
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:59:38 PM
Ha ha ha ... Arkansas.

We need to keep giving them the ball.
 
2012-09-15 04:59:44 PM
HAHA - Another 'Bama INT
 
2012-09-15 04:59:45 PM
Get the Daggars ready folks...jebbus.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:00:32 PM

Chunks McGunks: Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.

I was actually pulling for Louisiana Monroe over Auburn today but just for the lulz


Okay, guilty.

/busted
 
2012-09-15 05:00:45 PM

Tal: Ha ha ha ... Arkansas.

We need to keep giving them the ball.


I almost feel sorry for them.

Naw I don't.
 
2012-09-15 05:01:14 PM

bel4sucks: Chunks McGunks: For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's because SEC homerism on Fark is manufactured outrage, mostly by ohio state fans


BA-ZING.
 
2012-09-15 05:01:42 PM
TD BAMA
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:03:08 PM
Arkansas gets the ball again with 3 minutes left.

Unless they start kneel downs, we could end up with 31 before the half.
 
2012-09-15 05:03:11 PM

bionicjoe: Little Rock


It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.
 
2012-09-15 05:04:36 PM
In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.
 
2012-09-15 05:04:59 PM
I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.
 
2012-09-15 05:06:12 PM

bemis23: In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.


this. fark that douchenozzle.
 
2012-09-15 05:06:56 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.


4. The perennial hope that your relevant, and the perennial disappointment when reality sets in. Kinda like being a Vol fan
 
2012-09-15 05:07:09 PM
Can't wait for tonight. Michigan St vs Notre Dame and Stanford vs USC are going to be fun.
 
2012-09-15 05:07:09 PM

Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.


The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.
 
2012-09-15 05:08:07 PM

A Fark Handle: bemis23: In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.

this. fark that douchenozzle.


Kiffen's FIL was a great QB at UF, btw, whose life has fallen into an alcoholic haze.
 
2012-09-15 05:09:28 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.


Of all the SEC campuses I've been to I'd say Fayetteville is in the most beautiful natural area. LSU and UGA and tons of fun because of proximity to Atlanta and New Orleans, but the rest are basically just your average college towns.
 
2012-09-15 05:10:08 PM
Is there any competitive game going on this afternoon? Geez they are all just ugly.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:10:51 PM
I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,
 
2012-09-15 05:11:15 PM

Chunks McGunks: TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.

Of all the SEC campuses I've been to I'd say Fayetteville is in the most beautiful natural area. LSU and UGA and tons of fun because of proximity to Atlanta and New Orleans, but the rest are basically just your average college towns.


Ole Miss is pretty as I recall.
 
2012-09-15 05:12:35 PM

dumbandilikeit: Is there any competitive game going on this afternoon? Geez they are all just ugly.


Iowa vs. UNI on the Big Ten Network is 17-13 Hawks. And the game got exciting now that Iowa's had their two RBs get hurt and a full back is handling the bulk of the carries.
 
2012-09-15 05:12:45 PM

TheDumbBlonde: A Fark Handle: bemis23: In other news I really hope Stanford pull sout a miracle and upsets USC. I dont hate USC, but Lane "Douchetastic" Kiffin doesn't deserve to win......ever.

this. fark that douchenozzle.

Kiffen's FIL was a great QB at UF, btw, whose life has fallen into an alcoholic haze.


Yeah, but Lane just rides his father's coattails/credentials and hasn't ever produced anything. All he does is talk a lot of shiat without ever backing it up. He's a farking douche.

His dad's story is tragic, and I hope he gets his shiat together.
 
2012-09-15 05:13:14 PM

12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.


HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately
 
2012-09-15 05:13:23 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Chunks McGunks: TheDumbBlonde: I can't decide what's worse about being an Arkansas fan:

1-Having to spend the best years of your youth in Fayetteville
2-Consuming your mascot at every tailgate.
3-Being from Arkansas.

Of all the SEC campuses I've been to I'd say Fayetteville is in the most beautiful natural area. LSU and UGA and tons of fun because of proximity to Atlanta and New Orleans, but the rest are basically just your average college towns.

Ole Miss is pretty as I recall.


Ole Miss is a shiat hole. Maybe I'm just biased because I live in Memphis, but I hate that place and all its residents.
 
2012-09-15 05:15:32 PM

bionicjoe: 12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.

HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately


You can't white knight someone when someone's not talking shiat to them. I was just letting you know where this game was being played but take it however you want.
 
2012-09-15 05:15:32 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: dumbandilikeit: Is there any competitive game going on this afternoon? Geez they are all just ugly.

Iowa vs. UNI on the Big Ten Network is 17-13 Hawks. And the game got exciting now that Iowa's had their two RBs get hurt and a full back is handling the bulk of the carries.


and northwestern vs bc is 12-10. stony brook is leading syracuse 10-7
 
2012-09-15 05:18:58 PM
For the record I really hate the NAPA ad, but watching the singing idiot get leveled with a perfect form tackle is always amusing.
 
2012-09-15 05:19:49 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.


You know, that's a pretty good comparison. Neither player are good as QB's, but both have a great deal of fan support, can turn in some awesome plays that bring even their detractors to their feet, and off the field both are great human beings, so it's hard to hate them.

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!
 
2012-09-15 05:21:03 PM

Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.

You know, that's a pretty good comparison. Neither player are good as QB's, but both have a great deal of fan support, can turn in some awesome plays that bring even their detractors to their feet, and off the field both are great human beings, so it's hard to hate them.

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!


Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.
 
2012-09-15 05:21:34 PM

Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: 12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.

HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately

You can't white knight someone when someone's not talking shiat to them. I was just letting you know where this game was being played but take it however you want.


I'm crying fake tears here!

Honestly when I read that the only thing I could think of is the drive-through scene from American Beauty. I don't know why.
www.destinationhollywood.com

/I'm Senior Assistant Drive-thru Manager now. So you're really on my turf.
 
2012-09-15 05:21:49 PM

Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,


My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.
 
2012-09-15 05:22:57 PM
OH HEY LOOK, IT'S MICHAEL VICK.

Call me when he actually lives up to the hype.
 
2012-09-15 05:23:44 PM

bionicjoe: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: 12349876: Chunks McGunks: bionicjoe: Little Rock

It's in Fayetteville just FYI. Northwestern Arkansas is actually an extremely nice part of the country. Much much different from that shiat hole that is Little Rock. If you ever get a chance spend a fall weekend in Eureka Springs with a quarter of some nice greenery.

The Louisiana Monroe game was in Little Rock and a game later this year is too. The school is in Fayetteville but Little Rock is a second home.

HOLY SHIAT!
I just got white knighted!

BIE is on it's way.

/last time you'll white knight indiscriminately

You can't white knight someone when someone's not talking shiat to them. I was just letting you know where this game was being played but take it however you want.

I'm crying fake tears here!

Honestly when I read that the only thing I could think of is the drive-through scene from American Beauty. I don't know why.
[www.destinationhollywood.com image 184x138]

/I'm Senior Assistant Drive-thru Manager now. So you're really on my turf.


I'm not being mean to you! I can't say it any clearer than that!
 
2012-09-15 05:24:49 PM
TOUCHDOWN STONY BROOK!!!! 17-14 seawolves?
 
2012-09-15 05:25:40 PM

puffy999: OH HEY LOOK, IT'S MICHAEL VICK.

Call me when he actually lives up to the hype.


I'm no expert in reading liars, but isn't blinking constantly and looking to the left while you say something generally a sign that someone's lying through their teeth?
 
2012-09-15 05:26:04 PM
Boise State goes up 15-9 with 1:43 left in the Second Quarter. Feels like they should pull away in the second half.
 
2012-09-15 05:26:37 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!

Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.


Hey hey hey hey hey now. It`s a wide gulf between "Aborted Running Play" and "Abortion", even if you can technically call Robinson's throwing plays as "abortions". People might get offended by the terminology, even on the Sports tab!

/M Go Blue!
//This is not a good game, regardless of the score.
 
2012-09-15 05:27:57 PM

Techhell: Hey hey hey hey hey now. It`s a wide gulf between "Aborted Running Play" and "Abortion", even if you can technically call Robinson's throwing plays as "abortions". People might get offended by the terminology, even on the Sports tab!


have you seen maryland's or oregon's uniforms? visual abortions...
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:30:49 PM

Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.


How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"
 
2012-09-15 05:31:59 PM
Is that supposed to be Clay Matthews in the NFL mobile commercials, or did the oldest kid from Home Improvement do a whole lot of steroids?
 
2012-09-15 05:33:25 PM

Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem: Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.

Hey hey hey hey hey now. It`s a wide gulf between "Aborted Running Play" and "Abortion", even if you can technically call Robinson's throwing plays as "abortions". People might get offended by the terminology, even on the Sports tab!

/M Go Blue!
//This is not a good game, regardless of the score.


True. I'd be more worried about your defense. UMass only scored 6 points in their previous two games. Only counting offensive points, they'd tied that mark against you guys.
 
2012-09-15 05:33:39 PM

Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"


Sounds like a solid plan.
 
2012-09-15 05:33:59 PM

Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.


No we don't, fark all of them.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 05:34:59 PM

Krymson Tyde: Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"

Sounds like a solid plan.


You had to see it. He sounded ridiculous. It was so absurd, I rewound it a couple of times.
 
2012-09-15 05:35:24 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Is that supposed to be Clay Matthews in the NFL mobile commercials, or did the oldest kid from Home Improvement do a whole lot of steroids?


I can't ever understand what his reply to "best defense in the league" is
 
2012-09-15 05:35:40 PM

Krymson Tyde: Tal: Krymson Tyde: Tal: I'm liking the John L. Smith gameplan,

My daughter was painting my fingernails (a Dad's job is never done) and I missed it.

How do you adjust in the second half?

JLS: We keep trying to run it, we keep battlin', we keep doing what we've been doing, we keep blocking better and we play the game better than we have this half

How do you make sure they keep their heads up?

JLS: Well, you slap 'em and say "c'mon baby, keep your heads up!"

Sounds like a solid plan.


This is the great coaching that JLS used to lead Michigan State to the heights of mediocrity.
 
2012-09-15 05:35:57 PM
Okay, finally made it to the thread after ripping every last 34-year old shrub out of mom's yard. I miss anything?
 
2012-09-15 05:36:19 PM
TOUCHDOWN ALABAMA
 
2012-09-15 05:36:37 PM
Damn that was about as uncontested as you can get
 
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