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2012-09-15 04:38:16 PM
Bama INT!
 
2012-09-15 04:38:33 PM

Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.


And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!
 
2012-09-15 04:38:54 PM
Arkansas does not have a good back up QB.
 
2012-09-15 04:39:12 PM
Geez, what is the Ark QB's Delhomme rating?
 
2012-09-15 04:39:28 PM

A Fark Handle: rocky top should be played on loop at all time on all days.

Howzabout "No"
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:39:52 PM

bel4sucks: Chunks McGunks: I know you can't interfere with an opponents chance to catch the ball but you are allowed to hit them right after they catch it.

Same type of play, he was right there as the ball was caught


That wasn't the call that was made.
 
2012-09-15 04:40:00 PM

IAmRight: Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.

And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!


No kidding. Bigelow has a ton of speed and like I said earlier, the Cal downfield blocking was giving him time to get up to speed. Not sure why they didn't feed him the ball more.
 
2012-09-15 04:41:14 PM

knbber2: Geez, what is the Ark QB's Delhomme rating?


He's reached Delhomme in Cleveland levels. Not quite as bad as his last season in Carolina, but certainly laughable at best.
 
2012-09-15 04:41:28 PM
Howzabout more like this


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 04:41:50 PM
I really hate the networks jamming ads for their shiatty new TV shows down our throats while we try to watch football. No I do not want to watch Lucy Lu as Watson. It's a cross between a bad ripoff of Doctor Who and Monk/Perception/all those mental unstable but brilliant crime fighters. GAH!
 
2012-09-15 04:43:06 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: IAmRight: Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.

And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!

No kidding. Bigelow has a ton of speed and like I said earlier, the Cal downfield blocking was giving him time to get up to speed. Not sure why they didn't feed him the ball more.


I kept hearing "3 carries for 156 yards" and couldn't figure out why the guy had 3 carries. I thought he was a wide out they were running trick plays for or something.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:43:22 PM
Lacy is like a farking truck...
 
2012-09-15 04:43:35 PM
Seems like it was the 90's since I heard so much shiattalkin from the Vols...

...seems like ol' times

BRING IT ON Tennessee!!!

/Go Gators
 
2012-09-15 04:43:51 PM

Gwendolyn: I really hate the networks jamming ads for their shiatty new TV shows down our throats while we try to watch football. No I do not want to watch Lucy Lu as Watson. It's a cross between a bad ripoff of Doctor Who and Monk/Perception/all those mental unstable but brilliant crime fighters. GAH!


Sherlock blows that show out of the water so hard, Elementary is getting 5 months before the ax.
 
2012-09-15 04:43:52 PM
Arkansas players don't like to tackle
 
2012-09-15 04:44:32 PM

Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...


THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D
 
2012-09-15 04:45:06 PM
TD!
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:45:09 PM
ROLL TIDE!!!
 
2012-09-15 04:45:26 PM
Tide TD Part Deux
 
2012-09-15 04:45:37 PM

gimmeafarkinname: Seems like it was the 90's since I heard so much shiattalkin from the Vols...

...seems like ol' times

BRING IT ON Tennessee!!!

/Go Gators


Silly Inbreds thinking they're "back" (again).
 
2012-09-15 04:46:20 PM

Chunks McGunks: The_Y2P_Problem: IAmRight: Chunks McGunks: Also, I know I'm late to the party here but it's too bad Cal's kicker is god awful. That would have been a hilarious start to a day that I thought had no good early games.

And Tedford is a moron.

Have a RB who is averaging 50 yards/play? Have a kicker missing FGs by 50 yards/kick? Set it up to depend on the kicker!

No kidding. Bigelow has a ton of speed and like I said earlier, the Cal downfield blocking was giving him time to get up to speed. Not sure why they didn't feed him the ball more.

I kept hearing "3 carries for 156 yards" and couldn't figure out why the guy had 3 carries. I thought he was a wide out they were running trick plays for or something.


I suppose the concern was that since he's a speed back, if they gave him too many touches, he'd get jostled around and lose the ball.
 
2012-09-15 04:46:29 PM
Arkansas players are missing tackles like it's going out of style. Their fundamentals on defense are almost embarrassing. I understand how they lost to ULM now.
 
2012-09-15 04:46:42 PM
Alright. What else is on besides the Obvious-This-Would-Happen Bowl down in Little Rock (or wherethefarkever they play)?
 
2012-09-15 04:47:06 PM
Tennessee games can be fun if you arrive by boat with some chill alum. Invariably, some redneck will get in face, but isn't that true about any SEC game?
 
2012-09-15 04:48:06 PM
Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!
 
2012-09-15 04:49:08 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Tennessee games can be fun if you arrive by boat with some chill alum. Invariably, some redneck will get in face, but isn't that true about any SEC game?


Apparently the Aggies were extremely hospitable. I expect that to change rapidly after they travel to for a few SEC games.
 
2012-09-15 04:49:11 PM

bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D


That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!
 
2012-09-15 04:49:11 PM
Damn, I did not want to miss that much of the Ducks game...
 
2012-09-15 04:49:16 PM
And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.
 
2012-09-15 04:49:18 PM
Alabama NOW smells blood?
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:49:38 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Tennessee games can be fun if you arrive by boat with some chill alum. Invariably, some redneck will get in face, but isn't that true about any SEC game?


I'm looking forward to being there for an Alabama beat down of UT...
 
2012-09-15 04:51:12 PM

Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!


What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D
 
2012-09-15 04:51:31 PM

bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!


I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.
 
2012-09-15 04:51:52 PM

bionicjoe: Alright. What else is on besides the Obvious-This-Would-Happen Bowl down in Little Rock (or wherethefarkever they play)?


Penn State is winning their first game in a decade.

Louisville is showing UNC why UNC is primarily a basketball only school
 
2012-09-15 04:52:31 PM

Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.


My wife is out of town. Just me, the dogs, and a buddy coming over later. I'm surprised I waited until 1:30-2pm.
 
2012-09-15 04:53:00 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.


Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?
 
2012-09-15 04:53:17 PM

Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.


Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?
 
2012-09-15 04:54:01 PM

Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?


I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.
 
2012-09-15 04:54:04 PM

bemis23: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

My wife is out of town. Just me, the dogs, and a buddy coming over later. I'm surprised I waited until 1:30-2pm.


I hear ya.
 
2012-09-15 04:54:16 PM

bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D


For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.
 
2012-09-15 04:55:13 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?

Fantastic.

Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.


Yeah, my bad. I was distracted.
 
2012-09-15 04:56:11 PM

Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.


SEC fans are the best example of a dysfunctional family. We hate each others' guts, but if anyone talks shiat about our conference that melts away in the face of a common enemy.

FSU on the other hand. I just farking hate them all the time. I hope they lose every f'ing game they play.
 
Tal
2012-09-15 04:56:28 PM

Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.


That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.
 
2012-09-15 04:56:56 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?


After 17 beers I doubt it matters what sort of alcohol I drink so long as it's not hand sanitized or mouthwash.
 
2012-09-15 04:57:28 PM
Greg Garmon for Iowa doing his best Groucho Marx impression as he staggers off the field.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:13 PM

Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?

After 17 beers I doubt it matters what sort of alcohol I drink so long as it's not hand sanitized or mouthwash.


I admit, I don't drink so I don't know first hand, but my understanding is that Listerine is preferable to Smirnoff Ice.
 
2012-09-15 04:58:27 PM

Chunks McGunks: For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.


That's because SEC homerism on Fark is manufactured outrage, mostly by ohio state fans
 
2012-09-15 04:59:12 PM

Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.


I was actually pulling for Louisiana Monroe over Auburn today but just for the lulz
 
2012-09-15 04:59:14 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: bemis23: Oh god, I'm already 4 beers deep. By the time the UF/UT game starts I'm going to be a raving lunatic, screaming at the TV. I LOVE SATURDAYS!!

I'm waiting until tonight. I have 17 in the fridge and, as a back up, if needed, my wife has wine and Smirnoff Ice.

Smirnoff Ice? What, you think that your brahs are gonna come over so you can Ice a brah, brah?

After 17 beers I doubt it matters what sort of alcohol I drink so long as it's not hand sanitized or mouthwash.

I admit, I don't drink so I don't know first hand, but my understanding is that Listerine is preferable to Smirnoff Ice.


You might have a point.
 
2012-09-15 04:59:21 PM

Tal: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Chunks McGunks: bemis23: Tal: Lacy is like a farking truck...

THIS!

I'm glad UF doesn't play 'Bama this year. At least until after we win the East and meet in ATL.... :D

That's some big talk from a fan of a team that's played 1 conference game so far. I do sort of want you guys to win today just because I live in tennessee and have no interest in hearing UT fans all next week but good luck in Jacksonville.
/or not
//Go Dawgs!

What kind of fan in the SEC would I be if I don't talk shiat? :D

For all the talk of SEC fans cheering for other SEC schools there is a lot of shiat talking between those of us who cheer for a team in the SEC here on Fark.

That's generally for SEC vs SEC games. We stand together out of conference.


This. It's a Southern thing methinks.
 
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