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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes may have serious mental issues. Neighbors claim she's had public conversations with herself and inanimate objects on multiple occasions. Boy are they going to feel silly when they find out all she wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi   (tmz.com) divider line 107
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2012-09-15 05:59:02 AM  
She's not crazy - INSTITUTIONALIZED - you're the one that's crazy - INSTITUTIONALIZED.
 
2012-09-15 06:13:54 AM  
Who?
 
2012-09-15 07:12:43 AM  
"Amanda, PLEASE !"
"LOL WUT?"
 
2012-09-15 07:21:37 AM  
Or she was yapping away on her Bluetooth.

If she does have "serious mental health issues problems," I hope she gets help before she seriously hurts someone else or herself. That sh*t's not funny.
 
2012-09-15 07:22:38 AM  
My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.
 
2012-09-15 07:24:42 AM  
She should get away.

/Maybe she should talk about it, she'd feel a lot better
 
2012-09-15 07:26:13 AM  

robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.


Looking back, it's the insane manic pixie dream girls I miss, too.
 
2012-09-15 07:26:19 AM  

robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.



Mess around with her sister?

Go on....
 
2012-09-15 07:27:24 AM  

robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.


Hopefully she got help.
 
2012-09-15 07:29:06 AM  
So when rich white people are addicted to drugs and are seen doing dope fiend things they call it mental issues now.

And before people jump on me, I know she is around that age where certain mental illnesses start showing up. But she is suddenly showing signs of advanced mental illness and she has never showed any signs of mental illness before. If she was truly mentally ill she would have shown some signs and odd behavior leading up to these latest events. You don't go from perfectly normal to suddenly arguing with things that aren't there overnight.

My opinion is that she is on meth and her people are claiming mental illness to hide her addiction and explain her behavior.
 
2012-09-15 07:30:12 AM  

She comes in colors everywhere: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.

Looking back, it's the insane manic pixie dream girls I miss, too.


Um, there was nothing 'dream' about her. She was, in fact, real. Unless you meant dream as in 'holy fark, this girl is awesome', then yes.
 
2012-09-15 07:32:15 AM  
Dennis Miller is somewhere laughing at that headline.
 
2012-09-15 07:32:29 AM  

doczoidberg: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.


Mess around with her sister?

Go on....


Ha. She'd bang her sister. They'd bang. I got involved. I won't ever do anything greater, even if I lived to be 200. All the worse that I was in love with her and ruined it cause I was too young to deal with being in love.
 
2012-09-15 07:34:54 AM  
Unlike Lindsey Lohan, who will out live us all, I don't think this chick has what it takes to be a proper fark up. If I had a death list, she'd be on it.
 
2012-09-15 07:37:02 AM  

ongbok: So when rich white people are addicted to drugs and are seen doing dope fiend things they call it mental issues now.

And before people jump on me, I know she is around that age where certain mental illnesses start showing up. But she is suddenly showing signs of advanced mental illness and she has never showed any signs of mental illness before.


Citation needed.
 
2012-09-15 07:37:26 AM  

robohobo: She comes in colors everywhere: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.

Looking back, it's the insane manic pixie dream girls I miss, too.

Um, there was nothing 'dream' about her. She was, in fact, real. Unless you meant dream as in 'holy fark, this girl is awesome', then yes.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_pixie_dream_girl
 
2012-09-15 07:38:29 AM  

robohobo: doczoidberg: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.


Mess around with her sister?

Go on....

Ha. She'd bang her sister. They'd bang. I got involved. I won't ever do anything greater, even if I lived to be 200. All the worse that I was in love with her and ruined it cause I was too young to deal with being in love.



That is awesome.
I tried getting one of my exes to do the same, but she wouldn't, even though the sister was for it.

I salute you, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-09-15 07:39:39 AM  
www.iviewtube.com
 
2012-09-15 07:42:29 AM  

zephman: robohobo: She comes in colors everywhere: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.

Looking back, it's the insane manic pixie dream girls I miss, too.

Um, there was nothing 'dream' about her. She was, in fact, real. Unless you meant dream as in 'holy fark, this girl is awesome', then yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_pixie_dream_girl


AH.Yeah, she was fairly like that, yes. Except she had a helluva rack and an actual ass. Also I turned into a bitter, snarky 30-something year old bastard.
 
2012-09-15 07:45:39 AM  

ybishop: [www.iviewtube.com image 590x365]


Ahhhh...Mary Woronov.

Probably the coolest women alive.

She sooo needs to write an autobiography.

In a perfect world, it would outsell The Bible.

/hope whoever it is this story's about gets whatever help she needs.
//i laughed, subby. I laughted.
 
2012-09-15 07:47:35 AM  
A former Disney star who's all farked up in the head? The hell you say.
 
2012-09-15 07:50:37 AM  
...coolest woman (still) alive.
...(more) perfect world...

/stupid phone.
/stupider user
 
2012-09-15 07:52:59 AM  

cretinbob: A former Disney star who's all farked up in the head? The hell you say.


She's from Nickelodeon, dope.
 
2012-09-15 07:59:13 AM  
... or she has a bluetooth headset?
 
2012-09-15 08:01:01 AM  

BunkyBrewman: ... or she has a bluetooth headset?


THE HELL YOU SAY! That isn't as 'sexy' of a story, so it HAS to be mental illness!
 
2012-09-15 08:01:13 AM  

robohobo: doczoidberg: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.


Mess around with her sister?

Go on....

Ha. She'd bang her sister. They'd bang. I got involved. I won't ever do anything greater, even if I lived to be 200. All the worse that I was in love with her and ruined it cause I was too young to deal with being in love.


These posts need an "Awesome" button ...
 
2012-09-15 08:04:26 AM  
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
The only way for her to save herself now is to do porn. It's the only way!!!


...And she'd better get to it now, before the courts order her so pumped full of anti psychotics that she's no good for the sex anymore....
 
2012-09-15 08:06:20 AM  

nucal: robohobo: doczoidberg: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.


Mess around with her sister?

Go on....

Ha. She'd bang her sister. They'd bang. I got involved. I won't ever do anything greater, even if I lived to be 200. All the worse that I was in love with her and ruined it cause I was too young to deal with being in love.

These posts need an "Awesome" button ...


Except it's not so awesome. All it did was set me up for a life of relative disappointment. Frankly, I'd probably be happier in life had it not happened. It's unhealthy to think of a girlfriend from almost 15 years ago nearly everyday, and worse still to use it for spank material.
 
2012-09-15 08:14:25 AM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-09-15 08:17:04 AM  

nucal: robohobo: doczoidberg: robohobo: My first real girlfriend, years back, would have regular conversations with inanimate objects. I was 18, she was 27, and still probably the most awesome woman I've ever..met. She also full-out believed in Santa Claus. Her hair was also almost completely white. God, she was fun. She'd also mess around with her sister. We had good times.

I miss her.


Mess around with her sister?

Go on....

Ha. She'd bang her sister. They'd bang. I got involved. I won't ever do anything greater, even if I lived to be 200. All the worse that I was in love with her and ruined it cause I was too young to deal with being in love.

These posts need an "Awesome" button ...


But yes, at the time, it was more than awesome to be with a batshiat, well, I wouldn't use the word crazy..more..'living in another world' girl who didn't know she was, who loved me, and also her sister who was less crazy but aware of it. I love my wife, but man...
 
2012-09-15 08:25:38 AM  
Am I to start believing that performers can be weird? It's almost like their sequestered lifestyle and job requiring them play out fantasies for money effects their behavior.

Thank a god that we have supermarket tabloids to guide them toward better lives.
 
2012-09-15 08:28:14 AM  

ongbok: So when rich white people are addicted to drugs and are seen doing dope fiend things they call it mental issues now.

And before people jump on me, I know she is around that age where certain mental illnesses start showing up. But she is suddenly showing signs of advanced mental illness and she has never showed any signs of mental illness before. If she was truly mentally ill she would have shown some signs and odd behavior leading up to these latest events. You don't go from perfectly normal to suddenly arguing with things that aren't there overnight.

My opinion is that she is on meth and her people are claiming mental illness to hide her addiction and explain her behavior.


Maybe. Or she could be self medicating to smooth out the bipolar swings and it ain't working.

The treatment protocol is similar. She needs to be in a controlled environment for a few weeks to figure out which it is and get her stabilized. Or we need to go ahead and start the dead pool. (End of the year if nothing changes).
 
2012-09-15 08:29:13 AM  

robohobo: Um, there was nothing 'dream' about her. She was, in fact, real. Unless you meant dream as in 'holy fark, this girl is awesome', then yes.


Prove it!
 
2012-09-15 08:39:12 AM  
It sounds like she may have schizophrenia. I hope she gets the help she needs. Where the F are her parents, or other family members to help this girl out?
 
2012-09-15 08:43:57 AM  

MadAzza: Or she was yapping away on her Bluetooth.

If she does have "serious mental health issues problems," I hope she gets help before she seriously hurts someone else or herself. That sh*t's not funny.


I vote for Bluetooth as well. My uncle went through a whole phase where he thought everyone was going insane. Strangers would say hello to him and then just walk away without responding to his reply; people would be talking animatedly to nobody... He seriously was thinking something had gotten in the water and only he and a couple of other Korean War vets were immune. We explained Bluetooh ear pieces to him and he's still convinced everyone is crazy, but at least he can now use his phone hands free.
 
2012-09-15 08:44:02 AM  

MmmmBacon: Who?


From Fark headlines, I gather that she runs people over for a hobby.
 
2012-09-15 09:04:09 AM  
I volunteer to administer the University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol. It's the only way to save her.
 
2012-09-15 09:10:07 AM  
Just one pepsi...


I know nothing is obscure on Fark, but three words to fire up a brainworm of a song from 30 odd years ago...

Have you seen Mike Muir lately?

upload.wikimedia.org

Looks like he dealt with his mental issues with pot and Haggen Dazs.
 
2012-09-15 09:16:19 AM  

Fecacacophany: I vote for Bluetooth as well. My uncle went through a whole phase where he thought everyone was going insane. Strangers would say hello to him and then just walk away without responding to his reply; people would be talking animatedly to nobody... He seriously was thinking something had gotten in the water and only he and a couple of other Korean War vets were immune. We explained Bluetooh ear pieces to him and he's still convinced everyone is crazy, but at least he can now use his phone hands free.


Nice.
 
2012-09-15 09:19:24 AM  
Enough about her being crazy and running over people. Just let me know when the sex tape comes out.
 
2012-09-15 09:28:38 AM  
Crazy or not, I'd still have intercourse with her.
 
2012-09-15 09:29:08 AM  
i119.photobucket.com

I got her Pepsi right here.
 
2012-09-15 09:30:29 AM  

ongbok:
And before people jump on me, I know she is around that age where certain mental illnesses start showing up. But she is suddenly showing signs of advanced mental illness and she has never showed any signs of mental illness before. If she was truly mentally ill she would have shown some signs and odd behavior leading up to these latest events. You don't go from perfectly normal to suddenly arguing with things that aren't there overnight.



Yes, yes you can.
 
2012-09-15 10:15:57 AM  

italie: ongbok:
And before people jump on me, I know she is around that age where certain mental illnesses start showing up. But she is suddenly showing signs of advanced mental illness and she has never showed any signs of mental illness before. If she was truly mentally ill she would have shown some signs and odd behavior leading up to these latest events. You don't go from perfectly normal to suddenly arguing with things that aren't there overnight.



Yes, yes you can.


No not really.

Plus, mental disorders are usually hereditary.
 
2012-09-15 10:22:54 AM  

eyehate: She's not crazy - INSTITUTIONALIZED - you're the one that's crazy - INSTITUTIONALIZED.


By some strange coincidence, a woman named Amanda does a pretty spiffy version of that. It's Amanda Palmer, but still...
 
2012-09-15 10:41:23 AM  
I'm a director. You've never heard of me, She sound like an actress to me.
 
2012-09-15 10:41:42 AM  
AND SHE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME
 
2012-09-15 10:43:03 AM  

Hobo Jr.: italie: ongbok:
And before people jump on me, I know she is around that age where certain mental illnesses start showing up. But she is suddenly showing signs of advanced mental illness and she has never showed any signs of mental illness before. If she was truly mentally ill she would have shown some signs and odd behavior leading up to these latest events. You don't go from perfectly normal to suddenly arguing with things that aren't there overnight.



Yes, yes you can.

No not really.

Plus, mental disorders are usually hereditary.


It tends to happen that way in my family. It's not like there are no signs before, but they can fall within the realm of normal oddness. If there is a particular strong trigger (in my case, rupturing my achilles tendon while my contract was expiring), a lot of the half-assed barriers you build up can fall at once and then you are standing on the front porch walking in circles singing Pink Floyd and laughing inappropriately.
 
2012-09-15 11:05:25 AM  
legacy-cdn.smosh.com

What a waste
 
2012-09-15 11:07:34 AM  
I'm loving the last couple days on Fark. First a Minor Threat reference, now a Suicidal Tendencies.
 
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