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(Fox News)   Eva Longoria is dating Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, will also probably dump him for Tim Tebow after Sanchez has a bad game   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Tim Tebow, Mark Sanchez, Eva Longoria, Jets, roughed up, Jets quarterback, Mario Lopez  
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748 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Sep 2012 at 9:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-15 09:55:32 AM  
And why was this greenlighted? Apparently somebody is still drunk from last night.

/would still hit it
2012-09-15 09:56:44 AM  
I was expecting a dirty sanchez joke.
2012-09-15 10:15:56 AM  
If I were her, I'd probably be a little gunshy about getting involved with another famous pro athlete. Then again, I'm not retarded, so that probably explains it.
2012-09-15 10:41:08 AM  
Is this 10 years ago? What's next, a Federline update?
2012-09-15 11:14:13 AM  
Evan Longoria was the best fantasy keeper pick I ever made, he can date whoever he wants.
2012-09-15 11:21:41 AM  
Are there any college football threads in the queue? Vote 'em up TFarkers
2012-09-15 11:30:12 AM  

PluckYew: Are there any college football threads in the queue? Vote 'em up TFarkers

Yeah, I was just gonna ask that. It's not the same watching football without watching you crazy bastards comment on the games.
2012-09-15 12:02:49 PM  
I'd be surprised if either of them make the playoffs.
2012-09-15 12:19:17 PM  
My NHL lockout deadline thread gets red, but this crap gets greened?
2012-09-15 01:22:53 PM  
Dirty Sanchez part of this story is that Sanchez's peeler is almost as big as Longoria.
2012-09-15 01:23:24 PM  
After being with Tony Parker for so long, you'd think she would know how to properly rebound.
2012-09-15 02:03:43 PM

/who greenlit this shiat?
2012-09-15 02:47:46 PM  
So, she's Sanchez's beard?
2012-09-15 03:22:54 PM  
She seems a bit old for his taste.
2012-09-15 03:54:56 PM  
And Tim will once again fail to hit that wide open tight end.
2012-09-15 04:04:09 PM  
These baseball-football relationships never work out.

/wait wut?
2012-09-15 04:17:59 PM  

Wadded Beef: And Tim will once again fail to hit that wide open tight end.

Since, I think Tebow is probably in deep denial about being gay, I read your post in different way than you intended.
2012-09-15 05:49:38 PM  
She's still pretty hot, but in some photos her face kind of looks like rodent. Rat-like even.
2012-09-15 06:23:35 PM  
Eva, please.
2012-09-15 09:01:31 PM  
How this bimbo is considered top-shelf is a mystery.
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