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(Imgur)   Possum breaks into an Australian bakery. It eats so many pastries, it couldn't even possumly move   (imgur.com) divider line 43
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2012-09-15 08:29:41 AM  
wineauthorities.com
 
2012-09-15 10:14:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 10:18:55 AM  
Old but still funny.

I would have still smashed it with a shovel.

Possum are mean, disgusting, dumb creatures.
 
2012-09-15 10:19:45 AM  
i108.photobucket.com

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

/release the possum back into the wild.
 
2012-09-15 10:20:33 AM  

Hobo Jr.: Old but still funny.

I would have still smashed it with a shovel.

Possum are mean, disgusting, dumb creatures.


No. They're sweet and misunderstood. I suppose it's their chainsaw teeth and that hissing thing they do.
 
2012-09-15 10:22:40 AM  
It was probably playing stuffed possum.
 
2012-09-15 10:22:58 AM  

SeedFreak: Hobo Jr.: Old but still funny.

I would have still smashed it with a shovel.

Possum are mean, disgusting, dumb creatures.

No. They're sweet and misunderstood. I suppose it's their chainsaw teeth and that hissing thing they do.


and the murder
 
2012-09-15 10:23:42 AM  
Apparently they have such crazy immune systems they can fend of Rabies.
 
2012-09-15 10:24:24 AM  
This is from at least 1 year ago. Why is the news being re(linked) as if it's new all over the place???
 
2012-09-15 10:24:34 AM  
Croc food.
 
2012-09-15 10:25:03 AM  
Um...I don't think there are possums in Austria. Article fail.
 
2012-09-15 10:25:53 AM  

SeedFreak: Hobo Jr.: Old but still funny.

I would have still smashed it with a shovel.

Possum are mean, disgusting, dumb creatures.

No. They're sweet and misunderstood. I suppose it's their chainsaw teeth and that hissing thing they do.


Nope, they are trash varmint that don't give two shiats about being your buddy. They aren't dogs, cats, or even mice.

If you want to keep one as a pet, more power to you but if I were your friend, I would not enter your house.
 
2012-09-15 10:27:05 AM  
Reminds me of the time I went to an all you can eat shrimp bar in Florida.
 
2012-09-15 10:33:19 AM  

mastaphin: This is from at least 1 year ago. Why is the news being re(linked) as if it's new all over the place???


Some of us aren't on the possum mailing list.
 
2012-09-15 10:35:27 AM  
You know that possums in Australia are different from the opossums that americans call possums, don't you?
 
2012-09-15 10:36:08 AM  
They're almost like vermin in some places, making homes in the roof of your houses.
 
2012-09-15 10:40:15 AM  
Austrian possum:

www.ozanimals.com

Murrican opposum:

screampunch.typepad.com

Bearing in mind that everything is Austria will either try to rape, kill or eat you (possibly all three), I'm guessing the one in the first picture has a shiv hidden behind that branch. The second one is on crack.
 
2012-09-15 10:42:20 AM  
^They have those in Austria?

Anyway, "Nice Marmot"
 
2012-09-15 10:42:53 AM  
For once, Australia gets the cute version of an animal and not the fang filled, venomous, kill were you stand version.

Baby Australian possum
www.edgeofexistence.org

Virginia possum
www-tc.pbs.org

Fine, the baby version is kind of cute too...kind of.
zoo4950.files.wordpress.com

/had Virginia possums running all around my neighborhood growing up
//mean critters
 
2012-09-15 10:42:56 AM  
cdn.smosh.com

Farking possums. How do they work?
 
2012-09-15 10:47:16 AM  
Since its Australia, I assume this possum is venomous and aggressive.
 
2012-09-15 10:48:36 AM  
Those must be some tasty pastries
 
2012-09-15 10:50:44 AM  
i106.photobucket.com

Awesome, possum
 
2012-09-15 10:51:21 AM  

mekki: /had Virginia possums running all around my neighborhood growing up
//mean critters


Same for Kentucky Opossums, especially when they are drunk.
 
2012-09-15 10:52:25 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-15 11:11:48 AM  
Possum, your end is the road. Or in this case, a bakery down under.
 
2012-09-15 11:15:42 AM  
I thought all possums were born dead on the side of the road?
 
2012-09-15 11:37:56 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
'I call the big one 'Bitey''

/still makes me laff today

/thanks to 'The Simpson's Blog' for linky
 
2012-09-15 11:46:15 AM  
i hope they let it go. cant fault a guy for hitting the jackpot.
 
2012-09-15 11:51:58 AM  

mastaphin: This is from at least 1 year ago. Why is the news being re(linked) as if it's new all over the place???


From the comment section (one and done):

"Its not a repost... he simply hasn't been able to move yet "
 
2012-09-15 11:51:58 AM  
but the big wan isn't BITEY
the sammal one is EATEY
 
2012-09-15 11:54:08 AM  
It's a repost on imgur... it's old. old old old.
 
2012-09-15 11:55:06 AM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-15 12:23:48 PM  
content9.flixster.com
He is a cute little guy passed out on those sweetrolls, wherevery he is.
 
2012-09-15 12:24:35 PM  

Hobo Jr.: SeedFreak: Hobo Jr.: Old but still funny.

I would have still smashed it with a shovel.

Possum are mean, disgusting, dumb creatures.

No. They're sweet and misunderstood. I suppose it's their chainsaw teeth and that hissing thing they do.

Nope, they are trash varmint that don't give two shiats about being your buddy. They aren't dogs, cats, or even mice.

If you want to keep one as a pet, more power to you but if I were your friend, I would not enter your house.


No... they are scavengers that occupy an essential niche in the ecosystem. Without possums to clean up the dead the amount of disease in rural and suburban areas would increase by an order of magnitude in a very short time... from prey animals to humans

Respect the ghouls. Without them life would seriously stink.

/baby opossums are so damned cute.
 
2012-09-15 12:55:54 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Hobo Jr.: SeedFreak: Hobo Jr.: Old but still funny.

I would have still smashed it with a shovel.

Possum are mean, disgusting, dumb creatures.

No. They're sweet and misunderstood. I suppose it's their chainsaw teeth and that hissing thing they do.

Nope, they are trash varmint that don't give two shiats about being your buddy. They aren't dogs, cats, or even mice.

If you want to keep one as a pet, more power to you but if I were your friend, I would not enter your house.

No... they are scavengers that occupy an essential niche in the ecosystem. Without possums to clean up the dead the amount of disease in rural and suburban areas would increase by an order of magnitude in a very short time... from prey animals to humans

Respect the ghouls. Without them life would seriously stink.

/baby opossums are so damned cute.


Ill take a turkey buzzard over an opossum any day.

Opossums are evil, dumber than Snooki, and blind. I watched one attack empty liquor bottles, it continued to fight them for another 10 minutes. I had one climb up the fence, walk past the open garbage bin, climb down the fence NEXT to the bin and proceed to chew INTO the garbage bin for food that was at the top of the bin.
 
2012-09-15 01:03:35 PM  
adragontattoo
Opossums are evil, dumber than Snooki, and blind. I watched one attack empty liquor bottles, it continued to fight them for another 10 minutes. I had one climb up the fence, walk past the open garbage bin, climb down the fence NEXT to the bin and proceed to chew INTO the garbage bin for food that was at the top of the bin.

the garbage bin tasted better then your cooking?
 
2012-09-15 01:07:33 PM  

adragontattoo: Shadow Blasko: Hobo Jr.: SeedFreak: Hobo Jr.: Old but still funny.

I would have still smashed it with a shovel.

Possum are mean, disgusting, dumb creatures.

No. They're sweet and misunderstood. I suppose it's their chainsaw teeth and that hissing thing they do.

Nope, they are trash varmint that don't give two shiats about being your buddy. They aren't dogs, cats, or even mice.

If you want to keep one as a pet, more power to you but if I were your friend, I would not enter your house.

No... they are scavengers that occupy an essential niche in the ecosystem. Without possums to clean up the dead the amount of disease in rural and suburban areas would increase by an order of magnitude in a very short time... from prey animals to humans

Respect the ghouls. Without them life would seriously stink.

/baby opossums are so damned cute.

Ill take a turkey buzzard over an opossum any day.

Opossums are evil, dumber than Snooki, and blind. I watched one attack empty liquor bottles, it continued to fight them for another 10 minutes. I had one climb up the fence, walk past the open garbage bin, climb down the fence NEXT to the bin and proceed to chew INTO the garbage bin for food that was at the top of the bin.


They are, on the whole, not the brightest of animals...true.

I'd much rather have a possum in my attic or basement than a turkey buzzard hanging out in the yard. Bird mites.. (shivers) they are so.small and get everywhere. Plus... a startled opossum will hiss at you, or play dead. A startled turkey buzzard will puke its INCREDIBLY NASTY guts out on you. Seen it once. Ugh.

/works with wildlife
 
2012-09-15 01:20:17 PM  
No George Jones pic? Fark I am Disapoint.
 
2012-09-15 01:28:38 PM  
Not only is that picture really old, it's may not even be a real thing.

Look at the picture - no crumbs or half eaten pastries anywhere! Just one dead looking possum.
 
2012-09-15 03:11:28 PM  
Yet we've got another Pro Go viral ad greened. Go figure.
 
2012-09-15 04:47:02 PM  
Since it is Caturday, someone is required to post this....

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

//Jewish Farkers for Tradition!
 
2012-09-15 04:55:54 PM  
That there is one of them Australian possums, which are kinda cute and furry and all that. Unlike the 'merican O possum, which is ugly as sin and is usually seen dead on the road, or standing on top of my fence at night, "playing possum" while my stupid-as-a-box 'o rocks dog barks at 'em.
 
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