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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Hang tight Anchorage Farkers. Round 2 of hurricane force winds in the forecast   (adn.com) divider line 32
    More: PSA, Anchorage Farkers, wind gust, Anchorage, Heavy Rain, Alaska's Prince William Sound, flood warnings, hillsides, National Weather Service  
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2012-09-15 02:21:54 AM  
Make sure to get some hookers with that blow.
 
2012-09-15 02:31:58 AM  
Dontcha hate it when Palin drops in to visit?
 
2012-09-15 02:32:47 AM  

XplodedSynapses: Dontcha hate it when Palin drops in to visit?


lulz
 
2012-09-15 02:36:59 AM  
Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.
 
2012-09-15 02:42:54 AM  

Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.


...from a high wind? Wow, Alaska's a mean biatch.
 
2012-09-15 02:44:35 AM  
"National Weather Service models show as much as 7 inches of rainfall over a widespread region during a 24-hour period, with more than 9 in some areas."

9 inches of rain in 24 hours! The average precipitation for Anchorage is 15.9 for the whole year!
 
2012-09-15 02:45:34 AM  

Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.


Bro, a most cool story.
 
2012-09-15 02:47:33 AM  
Um... sorry about that. I'll get some beano next time I eat chili
 
2012-09-15 02:56:39 AM  
Great, the East coast gets a huge blow job and all I get is 100 degree plus heat.
 
2012-09-15 02:57:42 AM  

Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.


I was there once, and did not catch TB.
 
2012-09-15 03:02:31 AM  
So a typical Friday night?
 
2012-09-15 03:12:04 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.

...from a high wind? Wow, Alaska's a mean biatch.


Don't be obtuse. TB is always spread by high winds and vast spaces.

/and caribou
 
2012-09-15 03:13:00 AM  

phunkey_monkey: Great, the East coast gets a huge blow job and all I get is 100 degree plus heat.


Alaska is on the East Coast?
 
2012-09-15 03:16:08 AM  

Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.


I caught three salmon. They were very tasty salmon.
 
2012-09-15 03:18:12 AM  
 
2012-09-15 03:24:52 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.

...from a high wind? Wow, Alaska's a mean biatch.


You don't even want to hear about the mosquitoes, then.

Tip: Don't bend over...
 
2012-09-15 03:34:54 AM  
Now is a great time to drive a trailer full of generators up here!
 
2012-09-15 03:37:39 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Gyrfalcon: Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.

...from a high wind? Wow, Alaska's a mean biatch.

Don't be obtuse. TB is always spread by high winds and vast spaces.

/and caribou


Caribouuuuuuuu

/I live cement
 
2012-09-15 03:58:05 AM  

NotARocketScientist: "National Weather Service models show as much as 7 inches of rainfall over a widespread region during a 24-hour period, with more than 9 in some areas."

9 inches of rain in 24 hours! The average precipitation for Anchorage is 15.9 for the whole year!


Anchorage is in a rain shadow. The nine inches will probably fall elsewhere.
 
2012-09-15 04:07:17 AM  

Yamaneko2: NotARocketScientist: "National Weather Service models show as much as 7 inches of rainfall over a widespread region during a 24-hour period, with more than 9 in some areas."

9 inches of rain in 24 hours! The average precipitation for Anchorage is 15.9 for the whole year!

Anchorage is in a rain shadow. The nine inches will probably fall elsewhere.


Many of us would be happy to have that 9 inches if you know what I mean.
 
2012-09-15 04:42:17 AM  
If this knocks out the power and I can't go to Peanut Farm for football on Sunday I'ma cut a biatch.
 
2012-09-15 05:21:27 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Gyrfalcon: Cerebral Infarktion: Friend of mine caught TB in Alaska. This is like 14 years ago. Not sure how close he was to Anchorage. Alaska's a pretty big state.

...from a high wind? Wow, Alaska's a mean biatch.

Don't be obtuse. TB is always spread by high winds and vast spaces.

/and caribou


I bow my head in shame at my ignorance.
 
2012-09-15 06:15:31 AM  
Better get anchored down in Anchorage.
 
2012-09-15 06:31:45 AM  

esteban9: Make sure to get some hookers with that blow.


what blow? it's a hurricane not cocaine
 
2012-09-15 08:20:13 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: phunkey_monkey: Great, the East coast gets a huge blow job and all I get is 100 degree plus heat.

Alaska is on the East Coast?


Yes. Apparently right between Texas and Sweeden.
 
2012-09-15 08:50:18 AM  
I hate wind. Give me rain, lightning, snow, heat, cold but keep your farkin wind.
 
2012-09-15 10:22:18 AM  
I blame Nixon.
 
2012-09-15 12:59:43 PM  
i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 02:51:11 PM  
Hang tight Anchorage Farkers

Both of you.

/Stay safe
 
2012-09-16 02:37:37 AM  
Nothing yet....
 
2012-09-16 08:48:31 PM  
UPDATE:

Windstorm mostly spared the Anchorage bowl, it all got blocked by the hillside and mountains. Shiat ton of rain, several creeks are under flood warnings.
 
2012-09-16 11:02:42 PM  
 
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