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2012-09-15 07:40:22 AM
8 votes:

Vtimlin: some_beer_drinker: Bathia_Mapes: batcookie: From what I can tell, he has a bionic eye. When cyborgs become heroin addicts, we're really farked.

I interpreted that as him having a tattooed eyeball. That alone creeps the f*ck out of me.

is that better or worse than a tattooed asshole?

That is a tattooed asshole.


Has an asshole tattoo
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Is a tattooed asshole
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Any questions?
2012-09-15 05:26:28 AM
7 votes:

WhyteRaven74: AbbeySomeone: What happens to a person that makes them think getting a tat on your asshole, face or goddamn eye is a good idea?

To be fair there are a few cultures were facial tattoos are not only acceptable but pretty normal, the Maori of New Zealand come to mind.


He doesn't really look Maori but perhaps it's just the lighting.
2012-09-15 07:30:23 AM
5 votes:

some_beer_drinker: Bathia_Mapes: batcookie: From what I can tell, he has a bionic eye. When cyborgs become heroin addicts, we're really farked.

I interpreted that as him having a tattooed eyeball. That alone creeps the f*ck out of me.

is that better or worse than a tattooed asshole?


That is a tattooed asshole.
2012-09-15 06:40:29 AM
5 votes:
media.adn.com
"Where is Sarah Conner?"
2012-09-15 04:12:53 AM
4 votes:
From what I can tell, he has a bionic eye. When cyborgs become heroin addicts, we're really farked.
2012-09-15 01:49:20 PM
2 votes:
That's Walt from the next season of Breaking Bad...
2012-09-15 11:16:01 AM
2 votes:
www.egg-of-time.us
2012-09-15 10:16:30 AM
2 votes:

Mister Microphone: See the difference?


Yours used to be a pretty girl?
2012-09-15 10:08:10 AM
2 votes:
Adam Savage if he lived up to his surname...

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:"Dude, am I missing an eyeball?"
2012-09-15 08:04:49 AM
2 votes:

ongbok: In one 2004 case, Barnum was spotted walking out from behind a garage wearing a white hard hat. When the homeowner confronted him, Barnum mumbled that he was looking for a light pole, according to a police complaint. The homeowner went inside to find his house ransacked.


You know he would have probably gotten away Scott free with that because the homeowner may not have even noticed him, and if he did and still confronted him, he probably wouldn't be able to give the police a description of him if he didn't look like this

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Seriously people, if you are going to choose a life of crime here are a few tips. First don't have any tattoos that are on your face, head or any other area of your body that is exposed and people can see them. Don't have any crazy hairstyles. If you are a man avoid having longhair or dreadlocks, and whether you are male or female don't have crazy colored hair. Don't have any crazy facial piercings. And last, when you commit your crimes be dressed as plain as possible, don't wear anything that will cause you to stick out.


This.

This is why your more successful American ninjas are slightly overweight and wear fannypacks...to blend in.
2012-09-15 07:38:14 AM
2 votes:
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
2012-09-15 06:41:31 AM
2 votes:
I'd love to meet his parents
2012-09-15 05:17:08 AM
2 votes:
The saddest part is people like this invariably have at least 2 offspring.
2012-09-15 04:54:41 AM
2 votes:
Aww his one non-retarded eye looks like it has a sea of melancholy just beneath the puerile anger and blood lust.
2012-09-15 03:29:29 PM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: Bathia_Mapes: batcookie: From what I can tell, he has a bionic eye. When cyborgs become heroin addicts, we're really farked.

I interpreted that as him having a tattooed eyeball. That alone creeps the f*ck out of me.

is that better or worse than a tattooed asshole?


You're more likely to see it coming. Also,

www.cyberpunkreview.com
2012-09-15 02:06:14 PM
1 votes:
I'll just say one more time that I'm so glad tattoos weren't a big thing when I was drunk and young, or I'd probably have a farking star on my forehead or something.
2012-09-15 01:23:38 PM
1 votes:
Even gave cops a convenient aiming spot right in middle of forehead.
2012-09-15 11:16:22 AM
1 votes:
Those tattoos actually look pretty good, in terms of artistry. Definitely badass combined with the bionic eye. I'd get mine tinged with a little red, personally.
2012-09-15 11:02:31 AM
1 votes:
When I see him, all I can see is an Elderscrolls NPC.
2012-09-15 10:24:46 AM
1 votes:

dready zim: [media.adn.com image 240x164]
"Where is Sarah Conner?"


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OMG! It's Ruk after a 4 day binge in Bangkok
2012-09-15 10:14:05 AM
1 votes:
cdn0.hark.com


I have a tattoo. Wanna see?
2012-09-15 08:27:51 AM
1 votes:
Where is a link to that facebook garbage page where everyone professes that those with tattoos are superior to the rest of us because they have the courage to artistically express themselves although we all get old and excessive ink doesn't help?
2012-09-15 08:27:31 AM
1 votes:

doglover: Described by police as a "serial burglar," Barnum spent most of the past decade in prison on burglary and forgery convictions.

Oh, I guess he did earn the tats.


But but but I thought being a burglar was an honorable profession that's filled with glamorous profits and wacky adventures.

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2012-09-15 08:22:25 AM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: AbbeySomeone: What happens to a person that makes them think getting a tat on your asshole, face or goddamn eye is a good idea?

To be fair there are a few cultures were facial tattoos are not only acceptable but pretty normal, the Maori of New Zealand come to mind.


Very much true, and this good fellow is probably just an innocent Maori warrior being oppressed by the man. Just a case of American political oppression, if I have this right.

/I 'could' be mistaken though. Very mistaken.     
2012-09-15 08:13:29 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: eyehate: And you do not need to be Maori to ink your mug, by the way.

Quite true.

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This is my boss's twin brother. He's kinda freaky and is into stuff like suspensions. He & his brother front a local punk rock band called Pistol Whipped Prophets. He got married recently & his wife has absolutely no tattoos whatsoever. Opposites attracts I guess.


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This is my boss. Despite his appearance he's a really sweet, gentle guy.


Why would you possibly think that anyone here would want to see that?
2012-09-15 07:57:01 AM
1 votes:

dready zim: [media.adn.com image 240x164]
"Where is Sarah Conner?"


"I'll be Bach." Begins to conduct the orchestra.
2012-09-15 07:38:16 AM
1 votes:

8ace: I'd love to meet his parents


I'd love to meet his tailor.

/ah-oooo!
2012-09-15 07:15:17 AM
1 votes:
How did they pick him out of a lineup? DNRTFA
2012-09-15 07:14:02 AM
1 votes:
The best part about his tats is that he can blend in with the crowd after committing a crime.

/like a permanent Nixon mask
2012-09-15 07:13:56 AM
1 votes:

eyehate: Queue the Fark anti-tattoo brigade.


I didn't know that there was one. But judging from your comment, I'm going to guess that you have a LOT of tattoos and a huge inferiority complex...?
2012-09-15 06:45:58 AM
1 votes:

ShannonKW:
And even among the fearless he's bound to have low value as a prison biatch. Sometimes ugly pays off./i>

Maybe not. It might be like chubby chasers, but with ugly tattooed guys. There's always someone willing to take the scraps no one else wants.

2012-09-15 06:43:13 AM
1 votes:
On the bright side, he's likely to own a respectable share of personal space in prison. I'd let him walk over my feet rather than take a chance on coming in contact with his... fluids.

And even among the fearless he's bound to have low value as a prison biatch. Sometimes ugly pays off.
2012-09-15 06:38:53 AM
1 votes:

eyehate: Queue the Fark anti-tattoo brigade.


Can I cue the anti-"using queue to mean cue" brigade? Quool.
2012-09-15 06:30:23 AM
1 votes:
Well, he at least has the good sense to have his seatbelt on. Even though he's not in a car.
2012-09-15 05:12:26 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: some_beer_drinker: Bathia_Mapes: batcookie: From what I can tell, he has a bionic eye. When cyborgs become heroin addicts, we're really farked.

I interpreted that as him having a tattooed eyeball. That alone creeps the f*ck out of me.

is that better or worse than a tattooed asshole?

To me, worse. The very thought of having needles stuck in your eye repeatedly just freaks me out.


What happens to a person that makes them think getting a tat on your asshole, face or goddamn eye is a good idea?
2012-09-15 05:07:11 AM
1 votes:
Described by police as a "serial burglar," Barnum spent most of the past decade in prison on burglary and forgery convictions.

Oh, I guess he did earn the tats.
 
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