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(Daily Mail)   Here are some photos of sexy secretaries from the good old days when you could give them a nice, firm pat on the behind to tell them what a wonderful job they were doing   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 95
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2012-09-15 01:33:04 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk 

www.contactmusic.com
 
2012-09-15 01:44:06 AM  
Where's Ida Blankenship?
 
2012-09-15 01:53:36 AM  
Back when broads and dames looked classy.
 
2012-09-15 01:54:22 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Back when broads and dames looked classy.


Who doesn't love tomatoes?
 
2012-09-15 01:56:35 AM  
I'm old enough to remember those days. It was part of the "Playboy Aesthetic" of the 1960's and 70's.
 
2012-09-15 01:57:21 AM  
Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby, here's the case I call number 666. It all began innocently enough on Tuesday. I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop and reading my name on the glass of my office door. "Regnad Kcin". My secretary lay snoring on the floor, her long, beautiful gams pinioned under the couch. I didn't hear him enter, (creaky door/walking) but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume... Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was.
 
2012-09-15 02:03:31 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby, here's the case I call number 666. It all began innocently enough on Tuesday. I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop and reading my name on the glass of my office door. "Regnad Kcin". My secretary lay snoring on the floor, her long, beautiful gams pinioned under the couch. I didn't hear him enter, (creaky door/walking) but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume... Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was.


Go on...
 
2012-09-15 02:09:11 AM  
Ill be honest, most of the girls working in call centres, receptions, general office stuff etc that I visit at my clients wear less than almost any of those, and are completely flirty and 'innapropriate' at all times.
 
2012-09-15 02:15:15 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby, here's the case I call number 666. It all began innocently enough on Tuesday. I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop and reading my name on the glass of my office door. "Regnad Kcin". My secretary lay snoring on the floor, her long, beautiful gams pinioned under the couch. I didn't hear him enter, (creaky door/walking) but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume... Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was.

Go on...


"Good afternoon, Mr.... Danger. I'm Rocky Rococo."

/"Thanks half-pint. You just saved me a lot of investigative work."
 
2012-09-15 02:19:58 AM  
BTW, Rocky Rococo speaks with a Peter Lorre voice

/I do loves me some Firesign Theater
 
2012-09-15 02:43:41 AM  
Gotta love the comments on the article. Guys saying that it was the "good ole days" because they could feel up the women that worked for them without any repercussions and women "knew their place".
 
2012-09-15 02:48:36 AM  

gaspode: Ill be honest, most of the girls working in call centres, receptions, general office stuff etc that I visit at my clients wear less than almost any of those, and are completely flirty and 'innapropriate' at all times.


Is your company hiring?
 
2012-09-15 03:05:38 AM  

Introitus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x747] 

[www.contactmusic.com image 300x450]


Grim while sober, but she's just four double scotches and mood lighting away from you pounding her on that desk!
 
2012-09-15 03:58:30 AM  
In the spotlight: A woman wears a flesh-exposing ensemble as she sets to work at a typewriter

Type this up. And there better be some stank on it!
 
2012-09-15 04:20:28 AM  
What was up with that one with the guy smoking a cigarette out of a huge U-shaped thing, around the secretary's neck?
 
2012-09-15 04:22:26 AM  
Wait. Can you even call them secretaries any more?
 
2012-09-15 04:22:37 AM  

Introitus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x747] 

[www.contactmusic.com image 300x450]


The caption stated that she was "manning" the phone. I must concur.
 
2012-09-15 04:25:07 AM  
ah yes, back when eye lashes were fake & tits were real.
 
2012-09-15 04:25:36 AM  

FedExPope: What was up with that one with the guy smoking a cigarette out of a huge U-shaped thing, around the secretary's neck?


Have you ever tried leaning over your secretary's shoulder to look down her cleavage while smoking a regular straight cigarette? The ashes fall down into the boobs, ruining the view.
 
2012-09-15 04:43:56 AM  
Stock photos, models, actresses != 'secretaries'


Fail
 
2012-09-15 04:47:01 AM  
I want them all to work for me.
 
2012-09-15 04:48:17 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BTW, Rocky Rococo speaks with a Peter Lorre voice

/I do loves me some Firesign Theater


Nancy! I slipped the ring into my nose and the receiver into my pocket and headed for the door quickly, but I'd forgotten the little man with the evil grin.
Just a second, Danger! What about my pickle?
You're lucky you still have your brown paper bag, Small Change!
Danger! You haven't seen the last of me!
No, but the first of you turns my stomach!
You'll be hearing from me again, Danger!
 
2012-09-15 04:49:27 AM  
Back in the days when we carried guns, drove fast cars, flew to the moon, had casual sex and drank hard liquor at the office.
...and then a myriad of people with more good intention than sense went and fixed all that.
 
2012-09-15 04:53:37 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-15 04:54:38 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
What is going on with that guy's cigarrette?
 
2012-09-15 05:04:50 AM  

way south: Back in the days when we carried guns, drove fast cars, flew to the moon, had casual sex and drank hard liquor at the office.


Fixed it for welders. Amirite gents?
 
2012-09-15 05:05:01 AM  

bifford: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x509]
What is going on with that guy's cigarrette?


super-length cigarettes, for the chain smoker who doesn't have time to pull out a fresh one and light up again and again and again.
 
2012-09-15 05:08:51 AM  

bifford: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x509]
What is going on with that guy's cigarrette?


It's hard to tell, but it looks like a very long flexible cigarette holder, you can just make out the filter at the end. As to why this would be advantageous over a regular cigarette holder I do not know, perhaps to keep the burning end out of her face?

Either way bending it around her neck makes her look very subservient.
 
2012-09-15 05:12:54 AM  
Maybe something like this, but he's made it out of his wheelchair:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-15 05:22:00 AM  
Carried guns?!
 
2012-09-15 05:31:36 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby, here's the case I call number 666. It all began innocently enough on Tuesday. I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop and reading my name on the glass of my office door. "Regnad Kcin". My secretary lay snoring on the floor, her long, beautiful gams pinioned under the couch. I didn't hear him enter, (creaky door/walking) but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume... Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was.

Go on...


dear penthouse forum I know this sounds crazy, but....
 
2012-09-15 06:09:37 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BTW, Rocky Rococo speaks with a Peter Lorre voice

/I do loves me some Firesign Theater


Relentlessly....Ruthlessly....

("I wonder where Ruth is?")

Could not have asked for a better way to start a Saturday morning. Thanks.
 
2012-09-15 06:15:30 AM  

pedobearapproved: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby, here's the case I call number 666. It all began innocently enough on Tuesday. I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop and reading my name on the glass of my office door. "Regnad Kcin". My secretary lay snoring on the floor, her long, beautiful gams pinioned under the couch. I didn't hear him enter, (creaky door/walking) but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume... Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was.

Go on...

dear penthouse forum I know this sounds crazy, but....


here's my number, So call me, maybe?
 
2012-09-15 06:20:49 AM  

signaljammer: Carried guns?!


Sure. You could even mail-order the things.
 
2012-09-15 06:35:49 AM  
I like the cone shaped bras.
Why don't chicks wear those anymore?

Makes their cans look like missiles.

Very classy.
 
2012-09-15 07:00:20 AM  

FedExPope: What was up with that one with the guy smoking a cigarette out of a huge U-shaped thing, around the secretary's neck?


I believe it was used for when bosses might have to choke a biatch. They didn't want to waste a good smoke in a fit of rage. Back in those days they thought of everything.
 
TKM
2012-09-15 07:09:49 AM  
WGASA
 
2012-09-15 07:11:38 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
On call: A secretary exposes some thigh as she mans the phone at an advertising agency in Soho, London

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-15 07:17:45 AM  
Point - Counterpoint on this subject....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sexual-harassment-in-the-workplace-m u st-stop-vs-i,11543/
 
2012-09-15 07:53:52 AM  
We've gone from this

www.chicagospankingreview.org
to this . . .

cdn4.hecklerspray.com


/ imokaywiththis.jpg
 
2012-09-15 07:56:15 AM  
Those were some of the oddest looking kitchens I've ever seen..
 
2012-09-15 08:07:54 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Nice, the original laptop. About 256x as thick as a Macbook Air, but at least you can generate hard copy from anywhere.
 
2012-09-15 08:11:51 AM  

Theory Of Null: FedExPope: What was up with that one with the guy smoking a cigarette out of a huge U-shaped thing, around the secretary's neck?

I believe it was used for when bosses might have to choke a biatch. They didn't want to waste a good smoke in a fit of rage. Back in those days they thought of everything.


It's a RARE thing for me to actually "laugh out loud" at these comments. This one did it! Thanks.
 
2012-09-15 08:13:10 AM  
Fark, c'mon. Y'all can do better than that!

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2012-09-15 08:14:09 AM  

domo_kun_sai: I want them all to work for me.


Ditto - except the dude in drag. The only raise they want is in my pants. That, and a good Farking across the desk, to show my appreciation.
 
2012-09-15 08:30:40 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-15 08:33:38 AM  

bifford: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x509]
What is going on with that guy's cigarrette?


It's called "photoshop of an old picture." The bit curving in front of her in no way matches the lighting of the rest of the picture. Look at his mouth and how it doesn't sit correctly. It was originally just in his left hand.

/pixels, blahblah
 
2012-09-15 08:40:12 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-15 09:05:37 AM  

maxx2112: We've gone from this

[www.chicagospankingreview.org image 394x495]
to this . . .

[cdn4.hecklerspray.com image 475x319]


/ imokaywiththis.jpg


Came here to post a Secretary pic, see it was already taken care of.
 
2012-09-15 09:06:06 AM  

LobsterSausage: Fark, c'mon. Y'all can do better than that!

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 365x500]"> 

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Thank you!
 
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