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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Taser vs. samurai sword. GO   (blogs.star-telegram.com) divider line 7
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2012-09-15 01:20:16 AM
2 votes:
Oh meth!

/you rascal
2012-09-15 02:35:04 AM
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: Hold the sword up above where the taser lines will hit. Try to cut them (they are flimsy). If that fails, roll to break them (yes, you can roll around and stuff while tased, the only muscles completely beyond control are those in between the nodes of the taser).


samurai don't roll. they bend and flow

/art of war
2012-09-15 02:22:56 AM
1 votes:
If I'm not mistaken, this was supposed to be the next episoide of Deadliest Warrior... Redneck Drug Dealer Samuri vs. Redneck Texas Cop.

Thanks for ruining the ending for me.
2012-09-15 01:48:58 AM
1 votes:
Hold the sword up above where the taser lines will hit. Try to cut them (they are flimsy). If that fails, roll to break them (yes, you can roll around and stuff while tased, the only muscles completely beyond control are those in between the nodes of the taser).

Then you hope that the person tasing you is just sitting there with his thumb up his arse and isn't closing to disarm you. Also hope he doesn't have another cartridge to shoot at you, and further hope that if he is closing he doesn't drive stun the shiat out of you.

Finally, be glad he doesn't simply shoot you with a gun, since your sword is a deadly weapon and your dumbass just escalated high enough to justify you being filled with lead.
2012-09-15 01:28:32 AM
1 votes:
Someone didn't see Indiana Jones.
2012-09-15 01:18:57 AM
1 votes:
Li Mu Bai is not happy.
2012-09-15 01:14:42 AM
1 votes:
Flea Market + stupid person = I am a proud owner a samurai sword
 
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