And now, please welcome the first host of the season: Weedlord Bonerhitler!

What is the deal with Tom Hiddleston? Middle aged women seem to love him more than holistic menopause cures.

Timberlake and Hamm will probably nab a majority of the host votes. The musical acts are anybody's guess,though I'm sure the electrifying Lana Del Ray will prove quite popular.

Im_Gumby: And now, please welcome the first host of the season: Weedlord Bonerhitler!


No no. You gotta announce it like the SNL announcer Don Pardo.

"Muuusical guest. Weeeedloooord Booonerhiiitler!"

So like everything else on NBC, SNL has decided to crowd source their show.

With your host: Fart Dick Boner!

SNL fan votes always reward talent.

I want to be on SNL. I have a mouth harp. Make it happen, internet.

Benedict Cumberbatch. Chicks dig Benedict Cumberbatch. They even like saying Benedict Cumberbatch. They will tweet and fbook Benedict Cumberbatch.

Benedict Cumberbatch plays the auto-harp quite well, so he could also be the musical guest.

This motherfarker has Grammies.....bring him back. 

RON PAUL

Dicksmash McIroncock, with musical guest UFIA.

Seriously though, how stupid is this? Asking the internet for suggestions is like having your teenage boyfriend pick out what underwear you should wear on prom night.

so, betty white will be hosting every show next season?

MOOT!



/ marblecake also the game

MikeSass: Dicksmash McIroncock, with musical guest UFIA.

Seriously though, how stupid is this? Asking the internet for suggestions is like having your teenage boyfriend pick out what underwear you should wear on prom night.

umm... i'm trying to think how that could be stupid. i mean, i guess it's better to surprise him, but still...

Your musical guest.............NICKLEBACK

Introitus: No no. You gotta announce it like the SNL announcer Don Pardo.

"Muuusical guest. Weeeedloooord Booonerhiiitler!"

Here's a Colgate Comedy Hour from 1951 on NBC; Abbott & Costello were the hosts. Your announcer is Don Pardo.

im expecting hitler to be somewhere near the top of the list.

An entire season hosted by Stephen Colbert with musical guest - "Weird" Al Yankovic.


/Actually, yeah...I'd watch that.

Well, I don't think fan voting will be any worse than the hosts and musical acts NBC picked themselves, so...

Let's get a campaign going to get Jandek and Merzbow on.

jake_lex: Victoria Jackson as host, Ted Nugent as musical guest.

The grade A derpstorm that would trigger would make anyone from the Republican Party unelectable for decades.

You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

Rick Astley

If they can put down the Faygo and meth long enough to vote, I expect the Juggaloes to fully mobilize.

Kim Jong-un hosting
One of those K-pop girl groups for music

Hagbardr: Rick Astley

heh heh

cygnusx13: If they can put down the Faygo and meth long enough to vote, I expect the Juggaloes to fully mobilize.

They can't.

Why not? Worked well for MTV.

I'd watch if they got Danko Jones as the musical guest. Or Local H. Both have new albums coming out.

The English Major: drivingsouth: This motherfarker has Grammies.....bring him back.
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No, bring back Justin Timberlake to mock that godawful hipster douche.


He really isn't a douche, but his music is meh imo. You could tell he didn't want to be there at the Grammy awards, like his band didn't deserve it. He is pretty humble when he comes back home, he hangs out at the local watering holes, and is nice to fans. I still how hate how the media portrays them as awesome, and so genius that they wrote songs in a cabin in the woods. Everyone in farking Wisconsin knows someone or has a family member that owns a cabin in the woods or on a lake. It's not that big a deal here.

Iron Maiden, Motorhead, or Faith No More.

Nick Offerman co hosting with his wife.

Finally a chance to get the long awaited Andy Richter/Weird Al show we all deserve.

The English Major: Your host Nick Offerman with musical guest Childish Gambino.

I change my vote

So, it's come to this. SNL, the anti-establishment icon of 1975 has morphed into the Ed Sullivan Show. Why is Lorne Micheals hanging on like J. Edgar Hoover?

mikemoto: demonfaerie: Iron Maiden, Motorhead, or Faith No More.

Nick Offerman co hosting with his wife.

Faith No More appeared on the show back around 1990 or 1991. I believe John Goodman hosted and it was a great episode.

I know they were on back in the early 90s, but it be awesome to see them live again there. I would say Mr. Bungle, but they broke up. :(

jake_lex: Victoria Jackson as host, Ted Nugent as musical guest.

The grade A derpstorm that would trigger would make anyone from the Republican Party unelectable for decades.

Nope, nope...other way around. Nugent as host, Victoria Jackson as musical guest. She does a great version of Stormy Weather.

What, it's not like anyone over 13 watches SNL anymore anyway.