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(UPI)   If your boyfriend's idea of a makeup gift is 1.5 tons of hay he stole from a neighbor's field, you should probably consider baling   (upi.com) divider line 45
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2012-09-14 08:04:28 PM
His girlfriend is Sarah Jessica Parker?
 
2012-09-14 08:55:51 PM
What if she owns alpacas?
 
2012-09-14 08:58:54 PM

doglover: What if she owns alpacas?


Alpaca lunch.
 
2012-09-14 09:04:09 PM

phlegmmo: doglover: What if she owns alpacas?

Alpaca lunch.


almostdumb.com
 
2012-09-14 09:31:20 PM

doglover: What if she owns alpacas?


So I'm singin' Alpaca, Alpaca
My heart's on fire, Alpacas
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away
 
2012-09-14 09:31:56 PM
If she has horses, that's a really sweet gift. Hay is farking expensive this year. There was a drought, yo.
 
2012-09-14 09:37:01 PM
guycodeblog.mtv.com

Approves
 
2012-09-14 10:49:34 PM
*balls*
 
2012-09-14 10:55:01 PM
that's a shiatload of grass.
 
2012-09-14 10:55:38 PM
Smart move

naturalbible.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-14 10:57:06 PM
One hoofstomp if she accepted the hay gift, two hoofstomps if she didn't.
 
2012-09-14 10:57:22 PM
"Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"


/explains the need for hay.
 
2012-09-14 10:58:04 PM
HOTY material, right there. Subtle, yet effective. I'll bet half the people that post on the front page don't even see it.
 
2012-09-14 11:00:56 PM
That's quite a gift, she must be stacked.
 
2012-09-14 11:03:11 PM
Problem solved.

Farmer Dating Site
 
2012-09-14 11:03:22 PM

Ambivalence: If she has horses, that's a really sweet gift. Hay is farking expensive this year. There was a drought, yo.


I heard round bales in TX are going for over $1000. Up here a $1000 round bale would be a museum piece, but still, you aren't kidding.
 
2012-09-14 11:05:46 PM
She must be on a high fiber diet.
 
2012-09-14 11:10:16 PM
The first time I read this headline, I took the key word to mean not "conciliatory", but "cosmetics".

/should probably go to bed or something
 
2012-09-14 11:12:44 PM
When the tractor came to take my webpage away at first, I was in awe. Then the reality of the situation came into focus. No I cried! I was reading that webpage. Long tradition at asshole advertising soon kicked in and I quickly deleted it and moved on. farkem all and feed em republicrats.
 
2012-09-14 11:13:47 PM
even worse, he stole the hay from THIS GUY.

lh5.googleusercontent.com

/does anyone remember that thread? It was hilarious.
 
2012-09-14 11:13:55 PM
I hear she's stacked.
 
2012-09-14 11:15:43 PM
You can use hay as makeup? I think I've heard just about everything now.
 
2012-09-14 11:17:39 PM
Probably a Brony zoophiliac

APPLE NUT-BUTTER FTW!

(that is a name of one of those gh3y horses, right?)
 
2012-09-14 11:18:14 PM

cryinoutloud: even worse, he stole the hay from THIS GUY.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 487x512]

/does anyone remember that thread? It was hilarious.


What thread was it?
 
2012-09-14 11:24:53 PM
Makeup isn't the best gift in my experience. There are a brazillion shades of lipstick and eyeshadow and all that stuff, and you're never going to guess the right one. Anyway, I think shopping for that stuff is a big part of the satisfaction for the chicks. The makeup shop is full of stuff designed to pump up the fantasy of beautification -- "Buy our shiat and and you will be transformed from a pimply, premenstrual hippo into a living sex goddess with underwear models massaging her ankles!" is their message. Makeup is the stuff of dreams, so if a dumpy, ordinary farker rolls up and chucks a compact at the GF saying, "Got some face-stuff for ya, hon!" she's apt to be disillusioned, even if he got the colors right.

If you are going to do it, I'd say leave the receipt in with it so she can go exchange it for better stuff. It worked for me once, but she did end up exchanging for a costlier item and having to make up the difference and blaming me for "making" her waste money on an unplanned purchase.

And hay makes lousy makeup, and chances are there's nothing at the feed shop she wants to exchange it for. Don't do it.

/DRTFA
 
2012-09-14 11:25:29 PM

libranoelrose: What thread was it?


This one, but all the pictures are gone.

Someone took that guy's face and put "I'm gonna cut you .........a great deal on some quality hay!" on it. Among other things.
 
2012-09-14 11:25:41 PM

The Bananadragon: The first time I read this headline, I took the key word to mean not "conciliatory", but "cosmetics".

/should probably go to bed or something


Same here.

/drunk
 
2012-09-14 11:27:12 PM

Donnchadha: His girlfriend is Sarah Jessica Parker?


I whinnied out loud.

/WOL
 
2012-09-14 11:27:44 PM

Revek: When the tractor came to take my webpage away at first, I was in awe. Then the reality of the situation came into focus. No I cried! I was reading that webpage. Long tradition at asshole advertising soon kicked in and I quickly deleted it and moved on. farkem all and feed em republicrats.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-14 11:28:30 PM
After mennie-nites of thinking it over, I would give the marriage amish.

/runs/
 
2012-09-14 11:47:57 PM
i.imgur.com

Approves.

/Link
 
2012-09-14 11:49:54 PM

Ambivalence: If she has horses, that's a really sweet gift. Hay is farking expensive this year. There was a drought, yo.


Still...15 tons of unbaled hay? I'd have to love someone a lot before I'd take that...
 
2012-09-14 11:52:47 PM
Oh boo, subby.

/clap
 
2012-09-14 11:53:07 PM
Biatches love harvesters.

//got nuthin'
 
2012-09-14 11:54:32 PM
Dismissives.

*sigh*
 
2012-09-15 12:03:30 AM
I see what you did there, subs.

+1
 
2012-09-15 12:05:08 AM
Is that pronounced bailing, bayling, or balling.

/read as c
 
2012-09-15 12:05:12 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

If it was for her I'd say Good Job
 
2012-09-15 12:06:02 AM
So you're saying I'm a cow? I a-moose you? Is that what you're saying? I ought to gore you right now.
 
2012-09-15 12:12:10 AM
His girlfriend told him this was the last straw.
 
2012-09-15 12:18:09 AM
Have to love
the way they indent that article in such a haphazard
manner.
 
2012-09-15 12:29:09 AM
The court erupted when the judge asked if he could make bail.
 
2012-09-15 12:39:58 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-15 12:59:03 AM
biatches love ponies, ponies love hay. I don't see what's so dumb about this.
 
2012-09-15 05:49:48 AM

pion: biatches love ponies, ponies love hay. I don't see what's so dumb about this.everyone else loves NED FLANDERS.

 
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