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(CBS Tampa)   Having sex can make you smarter, which explains why there is so much derp on Fark   (tampa.cbslocal.com) divider line 25
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2012-09-14 08:11:48 PM
5 votes:
YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.
2012-09-14 09:15:28 PM
3 votes:
So can buttsecks turn someone into a smartass?
2012-09-14 08:40:48 PM
3 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2012-09-14 08:23:08 PM
3 votes:
No wonder I feel dumber since getting married.
2012-09-14 07:52:12 PM
3 votes:
2+2=showmeyourtits
2012-09-14 09:31:29 PM
2 votes:
Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
Then multiply.
2012-09-14 09:01:28 PM
2 votes:
Most farkers likely refer to sex as "manual labor."
2012-09-14 08:29:59 PM
2 votes:

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
farm8.staticflickr.com
/Wut?
2012-09-14 08:26:28 PM
2 votes:

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.
2012-09-14 08:25:23 PM
2 votes:
I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*
2012-09-15 02:40:38 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 850x755]
sex with Derpy??


Sometimes you're afraid of what happens when you do a GIS.

24.media.tumblr.com

I just don't know what went right.

25.media.tumblr.com

Damn right I'd eat that muffin.
2012-09-15 11:28:24 AM
1 votes:

SmithHiller: [www.bannedinhollywood.com image 850x563]
Harvard grad


SmithHiller: [por-img.cimcontent.net image 300x400]
Yale grad



upload.wikimedia.org

Yale and Harvard grad
2012-09-15 12:54:41 AM
1 votes:
Wow, this evolved into a boobie thread rather quickly.

In that case:

t1.gstatic.com
2012-09-15 12:35:42 AM
1 votes:
Currently at the in-laws house waiting for a funeral to start tomorrow morning. In-laws are all fighting amonst each other, and I am looking for a way to escape the madness. The Internet gods allow me to stumble on this thread. Thank you all.
2012-09-15 12:23:06 AM
1 votes:
It didn't understand a bit of this article.
2012-09-14 10:12:34 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.


data.whicdn.com

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?
2012-09-14 09:46:31 PM
1 votes:
static.neatoshop.com
2012-09-14 08:50:59 PM
1 votes:

rattchett: imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tens*! Obviously you didn't slut enough.

You seem bright, and yet with your knowledge of grammar, which could only have come about by studiously shunning humanity in favor of books, you're obviously a virgin. A paradox. The exception that proves the rule.

My stunning grasp of the English language is solely the result of my slatternly behavior. I am a man whore. A brilliant specimen, yet almost an idiot savant as result of all the lusty times I've relished, each more zesty than than its predecessor.


WAKE UP!! *slap* WAKE TFU! *slap* It's a dream Dude, Just a Dream!!
2012-09-14 08:45:17 PM
1 votes:

titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.
2012-09-14 08:43:05 PM
1 votes:
I just asked my girlfriend if she wished I was smarter. She said, "No. Why? Do you wish you were smarter?" I showed her the headline and said, "As a matter of fact, I do!"

/we'll be in our bunk ;)
2012-09-14 08:40:59 PM
1 votes:

titwrench: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


Oh, my!
2012-09-14 08:35:05 PM
1 votes:

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.


Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.
2012-09-14 08:28:39 PM
1 votes:

lohphat: I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*


My right hand can count to 5. sometimes 6.

/ my left hand can count to potato.
2012-09-14 08:28:15 PM
1 votes:
Actually the article says that people in a state of arousal perform better at critical thinking so it isn't sex itself, it would be horny people which would mean Farkers WOULD apply.

Now I can justify my porn habit to work. "See, it helps me think."
2012-09-14 08:27:11 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Let me humbly add to your education!
 
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