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DYI
2012-09-15 05:20:54 AM
I hate no one... Just to... drunk to link pics... besides, you do such a fine job Oma!!
 
2012-09-15 05:23:54 AM
de nada. we aim to please.
 
2012-09-15 05:24:46 AM

Omahawg: not even 300 posts on this though? ask yourself, farkers, why you think that is and who or what is missing?

pathetic

haters gonna hate...


Damn straight, someone needs to think about what happens when the election is over and the derp is gone and not bringing in clicks.

/And you sir are a patriot :)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:32:38 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:34:45 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
Maybe we can click our ruby slippers and go back to where we were :)
 
2012-09-15 05:38:36 AM
i am a patriot

NOW SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS

wait. what?
 
2012-09-15 05:44:39 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com

sex with Derpy??
 
2012-09-15 05:45:55 AM

Omahawg: i am a patriot

NOW SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS

wait. what?


I did that already the other day but every one else should send Omahawg pic's becuase :)
/There happy :)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:50:40 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 10:10:22 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Thank you utsagrad123 that was unexpected :)

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x636]


This one.

/fap
/fap fap
/fap fap fap
 
2012-09-15 11:03:20 AM
I'm having sex now, so

Im


Getti
 
2012-09-15 11:11:09 AM
www.bannedinhollywood.com
Harvard grad
 
2012-09-15 11:13:36 AM
por-img.cimcontent.net
Yale grad
 
2012-09-15 11:28:24 AM

SmithHiller: [www.bannedinhollywood.com image 850x563]
Harvard grad


SmithHiller: [por-img.cimcontent.net image 300x400]
Yale grad



upload.wikimedia.org

Yale and Harvard grad
 
2012-09-15 12:42:55 PM
Headline made me chuckle. Thanks subby.
 
2012-09-15 02:28:55 PM
Omahawg is my hero.
 
2012-09-15 02:40:38 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 850x755]
sex with Derpy??


Sometimes you're afraid of what happens when you do a GIS.

24.media.tumblr.com

I just don't know what went right.

25.media.tumblr.com

Damn right I'd eat that muffin.
 
2012-09-15 04:33:56 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 04:38:59 PM

Omahawg: ask yourself, farkers, why you think that is and who or what is missing?


You know, The Signal didn't go out. The fact that it didn't is sorta counterproductive.

crow202.org
crow202.org

Better late than never, though.
 
2012-09-15 05:08:58 PM

danceswithcrows: Omahawg: ask yourself, farkers, why you think that is and who or what is missing?

You know, The Signal didn't go out. The fact that it didn't is sorta counterproductive.

[crow202.org image 375x500]
[crow202.org image 500x375]

Better late than never, though.


Weekend threads never seem to get a signal :/
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/I guess too laid back :)
 
2012-09-15 05:13:39 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Weekend threads never seem to get a signal :/


Ain't that a dang shame? Somebody should look into that. Not that I could've helped; yesterday was a royal pain in the posterior and I had zero time for doing Fark things.

crow202.org
crow202.org

(Forbidden fruit, anyone?)
 
2012-09-15 05:27:20 PM
Oh my, I sorta what to be an apple now :)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 06:47:16 PM
i172.photobucket.com

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 10:19:35 PM

Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*


Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.
 
2012-09-15 10:29:29 PM

titwrench: demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.

It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?


Sex on Shabbat is a double blessing - kind of like boobies.
 
2012-09-15 10:35:07 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.

It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?

Sex on Shabbat is a double blessing - kind of like boobies.


Sweet.
 
2012-09-15 10:37:48 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*

Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.


OK, but I prefer Mags thank you :)
 
2012-09-15 10:40:36 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: utsagrad123: tinfoil-hat maggie: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)

You win 1 free month of Total Fark.

Again thank you :) And if you want more links to tumbler's let me know :)


While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.
 
2012-09-15 10:50:38 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: utsagrad123: tinfoil-hat maggie: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)

You win 1 free month of Total Fark.

Again thank you :) And if you want more links to tumbler's let me know :)

While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.


Er, um I'll try to remember that :)
 
2012-09-15 11:08:34 PM

JustinCase:
/Threadjack

I'm doing preliminary research for a non-profit grant proposal. Can you point me to comprehensive info for stage 2 and 3? Despite my presence on fark, I can handle uber dry rainman style reading.

This will be all brand new from the ground up, no cobbling together disparate systems. Looking for vendor/software recommendations as well.

Thanks. EIP.

/end threadjack


Practices pay me to do this. (And I see you've worked S-Ox compliance, too. Interesting.)

You can find the Stage 2 Rule here.
Stage 3 is still being worked on.

Arizona has a regional organization for coordinating statewide health IT policy. Contact the staff at AzHeC to point you toward sources for your local area (and for the Stage 3 implementation drafts).
 
2012-09-15 11:16:26 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.

Er, um I'll try to remember that :)


Thanks, Mags.
 
2012-09-15 11:23:00 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.

Er, um I'll try to remember that :)

Thanks, Mags.


Very good :)
25.media.tumblr.com
/See it wasn't like you had to bend over backwards or something :)
 
2012-09-16 12:01:37 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: JustinCase:
/Threadjack

I'm doing preliminary research for a non-profit grant proposal. Can you point me to comprehensive info for stage 2 and 3? Despite my presence on fark, I can handle uber dry rainman style reading.

This will be all brand new from the ground up, no cobbling together disparate systems. Looking for vendor/software recommendations as well.

Thanks. EIP.

/end threadjack

Practices pay me to do this. (And I see you've worked S-Ox compliance, too. Interesting.)

You can find the Stage 2 Rule here.
Stage 3 is still being worked on.

Arizona has a regional organization for coordinating statewide health IT policy. Contact the staff at AzHeC to point you toward sources for your local area (and for the Stage 3 implementation drafts).


*hugs* *kisses* *huge smooches* *bear hugs* *sloppy kisses*

- - thank you - -

EIP for more detail later if you're curious. I think it's going to be a pretty cool little project.
 
2012-09-17 07:24:39 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*

Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.


Got it. Well-explained.

;)
 
2012-09-17 07:25:15 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*

Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.

OK, but I prefer Mags thank you :)


Double got. ;)
 
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