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(CBS Tampa)   Having sex can make you smarter, which explains why there is so much derp on Fark   (tampa.cbslocal.com) divider line 285
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2012-09-14 09:46:31 PM  
static.neatoshop.com
 
2012-09-14 09:47:06 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I just had a sneezing bout of about 9 sneezes... does that count?


If you were smarter you wouldn't have to ask.
 
2012-09-14 09:48:30 PM  
NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)
 
2012-09-14 09:48:35 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 09:49:15 PM  
Same gender sex counts too.
If your gay friend offers to give you a blowjob, just say YES.
/Bisexuality FTW.
 
2012-09-14 09:50:08 PM  
damn it, janet :(

celebgossipcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-14 09:50:28 PM  

Omahawg: [www.deviantart.com image 418x463]


If only that was actually you...

*sigh*
 
2012-09-14 09:50:49 PM  

Kevin72: Same gender sex counts too.
If your gay friend offers to give you a blowjob, just say YES.
/Bisexuality FTW.


Oh, that's hot, I wanna watch :)
/Bi
 
2012-09-14 09:51:10 PM  

Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]


Actually, I prefer this one.
 
2012-09-14 09:51:27 PM  
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-09-14 09:51:36 PM  

Omahawg: damn it, janet :(

[celebgossipcom.files.wordpress.com image 350x495]


I know :(
 
2012-09-14 09:51:51 PM  
I must be the smartest witch here.
 
2012-09-14 09:52:37 PM  

Indubitably: Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]

Actually, I prefer this one.


We would laugh after sex, in love.
 
2012-09-14 09:52:39 PM  

Indubitably: Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]

Actually, I prefer this one.


Yes, we finally agree on something :)
 
2012-09-14 09:53:53 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)



Why, where does Omahawg work?
 
2012-09-14 09:54:35 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

/surprised I'm the first
 
2012-09-14 09:54:38 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
/Very smart :)
 
2012-09-14 09:55:04 PM  
obstacol.com
 
2012-09-14 09:55:48 PM  

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)


Feed me what exactly?

imgod2u: Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


Future perfect isn't accepted anymore?
 
2012-09-14 09:56:15 PM  
data.whicdn.com
 
2012-09-14 09:57:15 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-14 09:57:38 PM  

Amos Quito: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


Why, where does Omahawg work?


You'll have to ask him.
 
2012-09-14 10:01:12 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


There's a reason you're in teal. :)
 
2012-09-14 10:04:28 PM  

Amos Quito: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


Why, where does Omahawg work?


I am an author of books not enough people who is presently employed by a small firm to watch the telephone all night and answer it when it rings to dispense my knowledge and wisdom from sea to shining sea.

no, not a phone sex operator, freak.
 
2012-09-14 10:05:08 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 10:05:26 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)


That's funny I don't feel teal ;)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 10:05:42 PM  

miss diminutive: Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Feed me what exactly?

Food.

Good, healthy, home-cooked food.

That is all, darlin'.

 
2012-09-14 10:05:54 PM  
not even people buy, even

hot damn one of the mexicans made chorizo today and saved me some and I'm going to die tonight. with his wife's tomatillo sauce. ist gut!
 
2012-09-14 10:07:46 PM  
Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.
 
2012-09-14 10:08:22 PM  

Indubitably: miss diminutive: Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Feed me what exactly?

Food.

Good, healthy, home-cooked food.

That is all, darlin'.


And maybe my dick, after you're fed. Heh.
 
2012-09-14 10:12:34 PM  

FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.


data.whicdn.com

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?
 
2012-09-14 10:13:38 PM  

Omahawg: Amos Quito: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


Why, where does Omahawg work?

I am an author of books not enough people who is presently employed by a small firm to watch the telephone all night and answer it when it rings to dispense my knowledge and wisdom from sea to shining sea.

no, not a phone sex operator, freak.



Interestingly, I too receive coin in exchange for wisdom.

/from sea to shining sea... and beyond.
 
2012-09-14 10:13:40 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)

That's funny I don't feel teal ;)
[24.media.tumblr.com image 497x713]


I really like that one
 
2012-09-14 10:13:49 PM  

FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.


Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)
 
2012-09-14 10:14:51 PM  

Omahawg: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

[data.whicdn.com image 500x333]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?


It is for me :)
 
2012-09-14 10:15:19 PM  

Indubitably: Omahawg: [www.deviantart.com image 418x463]

If only that was actually you...

*sigh*


I am a quite attractive heterosexual with piercing hazel eyes, thick hair, and a seductive smile

i'm also a guy though so there's that
 
2012-09-14 10:15:51 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: tinfoil-hat maggie: OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)

That's funny I don't feel teal ;)
[24.media.tumblr.com image 497x713]

I really like that one


Ya I was defiantly intrigued by that shot :)
 
2012-09-14 10:18:02 PM  
 
2012-09-14 10:18:19 PM  

Omahawg: Indubitably: Omahawg: [www.deviantart.com image 418x463]

If only that was actually you...

*sigh*

I am a quite attractive heterosexual with piercing hazel eyes, thick hair, and a seductive smile

i'm also a guy though so there's that


Apologies, I'm hetero and male...
 
2012-09-14 10:19:19 PM  
 
2012-09-14 10:20:44 PM  
www.2leep.co
 
2012-09-14 10:21:24 PM  
favim.com
 
2012-09-14 10:27:16 PM  

Omahawg: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

[data.whicdn.com image 500x333]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?


Yes, much better.
 
2012-09-14 10:29:32 PM  
Does masturbation count? Cos I'd be a frikkin genius
 
2012-09-14 10:35:40 PM  
Since all the jokes are taken I will just say I am not a smart man.

/poverty and sobriety are not attractive
 
2012-09-14 10:36:11 PM  

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


How ya doin?
 
2012-09-14 10:36:23 PM  

Omahawg: not even people buy, even

hot damn one of the mexicans made chorizo today and saved me some and I'm going to die tonight. with his wife's tomatillo sauce. ist gut!


Have you ever had chorizo Mac and cheese?
 
2012-09-14 10:38:26 PM  
This thread was not a bookmark, until it became one, and now it's totally not a bookmark.
 
2012-09-14 10:47:50 PM  

Omahawg: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

[data.whicdn.com image 500x333]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Better!
 
2012-09-14 10:47:55 PM  

bulok: Does masturbation count? Cos I'd be a frikkin genius


Well, it's Friday night and everybody else is out getting laid, so we must already be the smartest people in the world.
 
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