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2012-09-14 07:52:12 PM
2+2=showmeyourtits
 
2012-09-14 07:57:56 PM
this thread is about to get real sexy.....
 
2012-09-14 08:11:48 PM
YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.
 
2012-09-14 08:18:45 PM
*rawr*
 
2012-09-14 08:19:58 PM
M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!
 
2012-09-14 08:20:01 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)
 
2012-09-14 08:20:36 PM

Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!


Hey...
 
2012-09-14 08:22:07 PM
"Boobs and locality, like, brilliant..."
 
2012-09-14 08:22:28 PM
No Costanza yet?
 
2012-09-14 08:23:08 PM
No wonder I feel dumber since getting married.
 
2012-09-14 08:25:23 PM
I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*
 
2012-09-14 08:26:28 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.
 
2012-09-14 08:26:58 PM
Well I've had a very smart day.
 
2012-09-14 08:27:11 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Let me humbly add to your education!
 
2012-09-14 08:28:15 PM
Actually the article says that people in a state of arousal perform better at critical thinking so it isn't sex itself, it would be horny people which would mean Farkers WOULD apply.

Now I can justify my porn habit to work. "See, it helps me think."
 
2012-09-14 08:28:19 PM

Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!


Laws, yes!
 
2012-09-14 08:28:34 PM
or maybe being smarter helps you get sex, rather than having sex makes you smarter. Cart before the horse...
 
2012-09-14 08:28:39 PM

lohphat: I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*


My right hand can count to 5. sometimes 6.

/ my left hand can count to potato.
 
2012-09-14 08:29:04 PM

skinink: Then the San Fenando Valley must be full of Mensa members.
[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 398x599]


The Broad in the background is sans panties BTW! (nsfw mayhaps)
 
2012-09-14 08:29:45 PM
Jacking it must only make you THINK you're smarter. :(
 
2012-09-14 08:29:59 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
farm8.staticflickr.com
/Wut?
 
2012-09-14 08:30:04 PM

wendolynne: or maybe being smarter helps you get sex, rather than having sex makes you smarter. Cart before the horse...


Or maybe sex isn't the ultimate answer.
 
2012-09-14 08:30:19 PM
Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.
 
2012-09-14 08:31:11 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/agrees
 
2012-09-14 08:31:56 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?


Thank you,Teacher.
 
2012-09-14 08:32:03 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.


Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.
 
2012-09-14 08:32:46 PM

Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

Thank you,Teacher.


Seriously?
 
2012-09-14 08:33:30 PM

Indubitably: Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

Thank you,Teacher.

Seriously?


No.
 
2012-09-14 08:33:55 PM

Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

Thank you,Teacher.


Welcome :)
 
2012-09-14 08:34:23 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?


cdn2.mamapop.com

/hot
//you too sweet thang
///3's
 
2012-09-14 08:35:05 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.


Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.
 
2012-09-14 08:36:09 PM

Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...


Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)


Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol
 
2012-09-14 08:37:48 PM

Local_User: Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol


"You Nexus 6, you no come here!?
 
2012-09-14 08:38:46 PM

lohphat: I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*


Tears make excellent lubricant. My Ex showed me.... *sniff*
 
2012-09-14 08:39:18 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.


Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.
 
2012-09-14 08:40:06 PM
Then I must be a G**d*** retard.

This news makes me depressed.
 
2012-09-14 08:40:48 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 08:40:59 PM

titwrench: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


Oh, my!
 
2012-09-14 08:41:42 PM

imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


I'm pretty sure that's called future perfect tense...

It has nothing to do with the tent in your pants. Now or in the future...
 
2012-09-14 08:42:51 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.


I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...
 
2012-09-14 08:43:05 PM
I just asked my girlfriend if she wished I was smarter. She said, "No. Why? Do you wish you were smarter?" I showed her the headline and said, "As a matter of fact, I do!"

/we'll be in our bunk ;)
 
2012-09-14 08:44:17 PM

Local_User: Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol


I said I'd feed her babies; there's a difference.
 
2012-09-14 08:44:54 PM

Linkster: Local_User: Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol

"You Nexus 6, you no come here!?


Stand down.
 
2012-09-14 08:45:17 PM

titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.
 
2012-09-14 08:45:33 PM

imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


Mixing Tense. Hmmmm... My next garbage band has a name... now to find a mis-directed Japanese girl somewhere between the ages of 17 and Sissarow street.... hmmm..... Contact Tarantino! At once!


What? It's Art!
 
2012-09-14 08:45:34 PM

Jaicu: titwrench: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

Oh, my!


Bacon is god.
 
2012-09-14 08:47:16 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...


Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.
 
2012-09-14 08:47:17 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.


I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P
 
2012-09-14 08:47:29 PM
Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.
 
2012-09-14 08:48:42 PM

imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


You seem bright, and yet with your knowledge of grammar, which could only have come about by studiously shunning humanity in favor of books, you're obviously a virgin. A paradox. The exception that proves the rule.

My stunning grasp of the English language is solely the result of my slatternly behavior. I am a man whore. A brilliant specimen, yet almost an idiot savant as result of all the lusty times I've relished, each more zesty than than its predecessor.
 
2012-09-14 08:50:11 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P


No, dear, your artistic gift really flowers into full bloom in TFD.
 
2012-09-14 08:50:15 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P


Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*
 
2012-09-14 08:50:15 PM
I hate you, submitter.

And that +1 wasn't from me...it was from my girlfriend. In Canada.
 
2012-09-14 08:50:30 PM

CygnusDarius: Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.


Only if you're masturbating someone else.
/Just my personal opinion :)
 
2012-09-14 08:50:59 PM

rattchett: imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tens*! Obviously you didn't slut enough.

You seem bright, and yet with your knowledge of grammar, which could only have come about by studiously shunning humanity in favor of books, you're obviously a virgin. A paradox. The exception that proves the rule.

My stunning grasp of the English language is solely the result of my slatternly behavior. I am a man whore. A brilliant specimen, yet almost an idiot savant as result of all the lusty times I've relished, each more zesty than than its predecessor.


WAKE UP!! *slap* WAKE TFU! *slap* It's a dream Dude, Just a Dream!!
 
2012-09-14 08:51:21 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.


Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.
 
2012-09-14 08:51:31 PM

CygnusDarius: Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.


what does stimli mean?
 
2012-09-14 08:51:50 PM
oh, I uh, sorry - difficult to focus with Penelope Cruz falling out of her dress in the sidebar
 
2012-09-14 08:52:06 PM
lol

no, really, help! I'm drowning in the stupid here _________lol_________________


getting laid reduces distraction
 
2012-09-14 08:52:21 PM

eraser8: I hate you, submitter.

And that +1 wasn't from me...it was from my girlfriend. In Canada.


See?
 
2012-09-14 08:53:45 PM
Hrm... I'm confused (haven't RTFA, nor am I going to) Is that why I USED to be exceptionally intelligent and have such deteriorated recently... or is it the fact that I'm getting older, like people keep trying to reassure me of by saying such?
 
2012-09-14 08:53:45 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.


That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?
 
2012-09-14 08:55:03 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Hrm... I'm confused (haven't RTFA, nor am I going to) Is that why I USED to be exceptionally intelligent and have such deteriorated recently... or is it the fact that I'm getting older, like people keep trying to reassure me of by saying such?


Um, why does your world revolve around you?
 
2012-09-14 08:58:54 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?


Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
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.
.
.
.
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.
.
.
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Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.
 
2012-09-14 09:01:28 PM
Most farkers likely refer to sex as "manual labor."
 
2012-09-14 09:03:04 PM
TAMPA (CBS Tampa) - Results of a study recently conducted at the University of Amsterdam show that those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not - that sex essentially makes you smarter.


Author writes like a virgin.
 
2012-09-14 09:05:51 PM
No wonder she is so dumb...

imageshack.us

Marcus ain't putting out.
I need more also ...posted this by mistake in the politics section.
 
2012-09-14 09:06:52 PM

Amos Quito: TAMPA (CBS Tampa) - Results of a study recently conducted at the University of Amsterdam show that those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not - that sex essentially makes you smarter.


Author writes like a virgin.


There's an echo in here.

/I'll leave to light the candles, so you can carry on.
 
2012-09-14 09:12:05 PM

CygnusDarius: Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.


No. I'd never have sex with my dog.
 
2012-09-14 09:13:06 PM
Cool so the next time I have to troubleshoot something at work I can just ask a few select folks to take their clothes off and I'll be able to perform the job better
 
2012-09-14 09:14:27 PM
Old news to me and others like me. Those of us who get tons of stink have known this for a long time.
 
2012-09-14 09:14:38 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?

Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.


Labels...
 
2012-09-14 09:15:13 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?

Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.

Labels...


I mean, handles...
 
2012-09-14 09:15:28 PM
So can buttsecks turn someone into a smartass?
 
2012-09-14 09:16:07 PM
Truth: How old were you when you lost your cherry?

Dare: Show us ur teets.


/Dear lord I miss the heydey of TF TorD
 
2012-09-14 09:16:57 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Amos Quito: TAMPA (CBS Tampa) - Results of a study recently conducted at the University of Amsterdam show that those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not - that sex essentially makes you smarter.


Author writes like a virgin.

There's an echo in here.

/I'll leave to light the candles, so you can carry on.



Ahem:

"those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not"???


Farking grammar, how does it work?


Enjoy your evening.
 
2012-09-14 09:17:37 PM
That's why I called it "experimenting" in college. I was really doing it for science.
 
2012-09-14 09:22:47 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?


[relevanttointerestscat.jpg]

fap!

/fap
//fap fap
///fap fap fap
 
2012-09-14 09:24:36 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?

Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.


Who's your boss?
 
2012-09-14 09:28:25 PM
I'm an idiot.
 
2012-09-14 09:29:16 PM
Well, yeah, but not having sex makes me... um... I mean, if I don't have sex then I get... it's like... what were we talking about?
 
2012-09-14 09:31:29 PM
Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
Then multiply.
 
2012-09-14 09:34:06 PM

sn82: Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
Then multiply.


Good poem.
 
2012-09-14 09:34:39 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.


It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?
 
2012-09-14 09:36:04 PM

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

[relevanttointerestscat.jpg]

fap!

/fap
//fap fap
///fap fap fap


Heh :)
 
2012-09-14 09:38:42 PM
fark it. i'm at work on a friday night and my life is a bad dream

bie?
eip

someone unleash the horde, posthaste!
 
2012-09-14 09:39:27 PM
i661.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 09:40:12 PM

titwrench: demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.

It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?



There's normal, daily suffering, and then there's Shabbat suffering - which is like super-duper concentrated suffering.

/Shabbatty
 
2012-09-14 09:40:29 PM
1.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 09:40:51 PM

Omahawg: [i661.photobucket.com image 399x600]


Yes.
 
2012-09-14 09:41:20 PM
4.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2012-09-14 09:42:00 PM

Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]


Omahawg: [4.cdn.tapcdn.com image 500x500]



Yes.

Yes.
 
2012-09-14 09:42:19 PM
4.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2012-09-14 09:42:51 PM

Omahawg: [4.cdn.tapcdn.com image 500x329]



Okay.

You win.
 
2012-09-14 09:42:58 PM
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-09-14 09:43:29 PM
I just had a sneezing bout of about 9 sneezes... does that count?
 
2012-09-14 09:44:36 PM
Time to officially bookmark this thread.
 
2012-09-14 09:44:38 PM
punchpin.com
 
2012-09-14 09:44:39 PM

Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]


Oh, I love her so much and I can't even remember her name right now :(
 
2012-09-14 09:45:31 PM
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2012-09-14 09:46:31 PM
static.neatoshop.com
 
2012-09-14 09:47:06 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I just had a sneezing bout of about 9 sneezes... does that count?


If you were smarter you wouldn't have to ask.
 
2012-09-14 09:48:30 PM
NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)
 
2012-09-14 09:48:35 PM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 09:49:15 PM
Same gender sex counts too.
If your gay friend offers to give you a blowjob, just say YES.
/Bisexuality FTW.
 
2012-09-14 09:50:08 PM
damn it, janet :(

celebgossipcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-14 09:50:28 PM

Omahawg: [www.deviantart.com image 418x463]


If only that was actually you...

*sigh*
 
2012-09-14 09:50:49 PM

Kevin72: Same gender sex counts too.
If your gay friend offers to give you a blowjob, just say YES.
/Bisexuality FTW.


Oh, that's hot, I wanna watch :)
/Bi
 
2012-09-14 09:51:10 PM

Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]


Actually, I prefer this one.
 
2012-09-14 09:51:27 PM
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-09-14 09:51:36 PM

Omahawg: damn it, janet :(

[celebgossipcom.files.wordpress.com image 350x495]


I know :(
 
2012-09-14 09:51:51 PM
I must be the smartest witch here.
 
2012-09-14 09:52:37 PM

Indubitably: Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]

Actually, I prefer this one.


We would laugh after sex, in love.
 
2012-09-14 09:52:39 PM

Indubitably: Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]

Actually, I prefer this one.


Yes, we finally agree on something :)
 
2012-09-14 09:53:53 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)



Why, where does Omahawg work?
 
2012-09-14 09:54:35 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/surprised I'm the first
 
2012-09-14 09:54:38 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
/Very smart :)
 
2012-09-14 09:55:04 PM
obstacol.com
 
2012-09-14 09:55:48 PM

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)


Feed me what exactly?

imgod2u: Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


Future perfect isn't accepted anymore?
 
2012-09-14 09:56:15 PM
data.whicdn.com
 
2012-09-14 09:57:15 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-14 09:57:38 PM

Amos Quito: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


Why, where does Omahawg work?


You'll have to ask him.
 
2012-09-14 10:01:12 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


There's a reason you're in teal. :)
 
2012-09-14 10:04:28 PM

Amos Quito: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


Why, where does Omahawg work?


I am an author of books not enough people who is presently employed by a small firm to watch the telephone all night and answer it when it rings to dispense my knowledge and wisdom from sea to shining sea.

no, not a phone sex operator, freak.
 
2012-09-14 10:05:08 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 10:05:26 PM

OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)


That's funny I don't feel teal ;)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 10:05:42 PM

miss diminutive: Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Feed me what exactly?

Food.

Good, healthy, home-cooked food.

That is all, darlin'.

 
2012-09-14 10:05:54 PM
not even people buy, even

hot damn one of the mexicans made chorizo today and saved me some and I'm going to die tonight. with his wife's tomatillo sauce. ist gut!
 
2012-09-14 10:07:46 PM
Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.
 
2012-09-14 10:08:22 PM

Indubitably: miss diminutive: Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Feed me what exactly?

Food.

Good, healthy, home-cooked food.

That is all, darlin'.


And maybe my dick, after you're fed. Heh.
 
2012-09-14 10:12:34 PM

FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.


data.whicdn.com

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?
 
2012-09-14 10:13:38 PM

Omahawg: Amos Quito: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)


Why, where does Omahawg work?

I am an author of books not enough people who is presently employed by a small firm to watch the telephone all night and answer it when it rings to dispense my knowledge and wisdom from sea to shining sea.

no, not a phone sex operator, freak.



Interestingly, I too receive coin in exchange for wisdom.

/from sea to shining sea... and beyond.
 
2012-09-14 10:13:40 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)

That's funny I don't feel teal ;)
[24.media.tumblr.com image 497x713]


I really like that one
 
2012-09-14 10:13:49 PM

FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.


Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)
 
2012-09-14 10:14:51 PM

Omahawg: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

[data.whicdn.com image 500x333]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?


It is for me :)
 
2012-09-14 10:15:19 PM

Indubitably: Omahawg: [www.deviantart.com image 418x463]

If only that was actually you...

*sigh*


I am a quite attractive heterosexual with piercing hazel eyes, thick hair, and a seductive smile

i'm also a guy though so there's that
 
2012-09-14 10:15:51 PM

Zeppelininthesky: tinfoil-hat maggie: OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)

That's funny I don't feel teal ;)
[24.media.tumblr.com image 497x713]

I really like that one


Ya I was defiantly intrigued by that shot :)
 
2012-09-14 10:18:02 PM
 
2012-09-14 10:18:19 PM

Omahawg: Indubitably: Omahawg: [www.deviantart.com image 418x463]

If only that was actually you...

*sigh*

I am a quite attractive heterosexual with piercing hazel eyes, thick hair, and a seductive smile

i'm also a guy though so there's that


Apologies, I'm hetero and male...
 
2012-09-14 10:19:19 PM
 
2012-09-14 10:20:44 PM
www.2leep.co
 
2012-09-14 10:21:24 PM
favim.com
 
2012-09-14 10:27:16 PM

Omahawg: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

[data.whicdn.com image 500x333]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?


Yes, much better.
 
2012-09-14 10:29:32 PM
Does masturbation count? Cos I'd be a frikkin genius
 
2012-09-14 10:35:40 PM
Since all the jokes are taken I will just say I am not a smart man.

/poverty and sobriety are not attractive
 
2012-09-14 10:36:11 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


How ya doin?
 
2012-09-14 10:36:23 PM

Omahawg: not even people buy, even

hot damn one of the mexicans made chorizo today and saved me some and I'm going to die tonight. with his wife's tomatillo sauce. ist gut!


Have you ever had chorizo Mac and cheese?
 
2012-09-14 10:38:26 PM
This thread was not a bookmark, until it became one, and now it's totally not a bookmark.
 
2012-09-14 10:47:50 PM

Omahawg: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

[data.whicdn.com image 500x333]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

better?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Better!
 
2012-09-14 10:47:55 PM

bulok: Does masturbation count? Cos I'd be a frikkin genius


Well, it's Friday night and everybody else is out getting laid, so we must already be the smartest people in the world.
 
2012-09-14 10:51:30 PM
This thread feels sexy.

I'll have some!

/totally smart dude
 
2012-09-14 10:52:53 PM
data.whicdn.com
 
2012-09-14 10:57:49 PM

titwrench:
Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


They're low-muscle, high-fat, somewhat salty, and are best cooked in their own juices and thoroughly ruined by microwaving? Oh, and make good sandwiches with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

/give a man a hamburger and he'll eat for a day
/teach a man to hamburger and... dude, wait what?
 
2012-09-14 10:59:21 PM
well... this thread is a farking bookmark.

IBIMB
 
2012-09-14 11:08:28 PM
"Evidence gathered by Dr. Jens Forster and other researchers at the University for Amsterdam "

Uh, guys? This is what Dr. Forster looks like;
www.tete-a-tete-ev.de

This dude is trolling for booty...and possibly a genius at it.
 
2012-09-14 11:12:14 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter..


So does that mean that I can show up to work with a visible boner, and HR won't mind because I'm smarter and therefore more valuable? I think that's how it works.
 
2012-09-14 11:21:10 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 11:22:33 PM
www.tertia.org
 
2012-09-14 11:23:27 PM
As a reward for such an awesome thread I am going to gift you with the best sex-gif site on the planet...ur...VERYnsfw! (for some reason there's a fixed image at the top, scroll down and around for some awesomely naughty gifs)
not a rr, and truly naughty - be warned
 
2012-09-14 11:25:07 PM

skantea: "Evidence gathered by Dr. Jens Forster and other researchers at the University for Amsterdam "

Uh, guys? This is what Dr. Forster looks like;
[www.tete-a-tete-ev.de image 142x170]

This dude is trolling for booty...and possibly a genius at it.


Looks like a Dutchman...just look at that creepy Dutch smile, demanding to put the lotion on its skin...
 
2012-09-14 11:30:14 PM

Thresher: As a reward for such an awesome thread I am going to gift you with the best sex-gif site on the planet...ur...VERYnsfw! (for some reason there's a fixed image at the top, scroll down and around for some awesomely naughty gifs)
not a rr, and truly naughty - be warned


Hey I know that one I have had it bookmarked for quite awhile :)
 
2012-09-14 11:35:11 PM

titwrench: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


My gay nephew told me he uses his gayness to get away will feeling boobies because it's true. EVERYONE loves boobies.
 
2012-09-14 11:38:18 PM
too much talk. MORE SKIN

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 11:39:08 PM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 11:39:34 PM
This is why all our Scientists should be obligated to moonlight as prostitutes. Or scientific credentials should be based not on your degree, but on recommendation from Sex Addicts Anonymous.
 
2012-09-14 11:39:51 PM
www.x929.ca
 
2012-09-14 11:40:29 PM
www.999images.com
 
2012-09-14 11:41:49 PM
 
2012-09-14 11:54:07 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:54:53 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:55:38 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:56:23 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:56:53 PM
P.S. I'm willing to have safe sexual relations with females in my Fark-area; EIP. *snort* ;)
 
2012-09-14 11:57:01 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 12:02:24 AM

OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)


Oh, I just realìzed that I read this wrong. I thought someone was favoriting Maggie in teal. Anyway I didn't know what color to favorite Maggie so it's teal.

Is cyan the same as teal?
 
2012-09-15 12:08:34 AM

Omahawg: too much talk. MORE SKIN

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Damn she looks just like a friend of mine I worked with, well except for the tat's but it's been awhile so, hmmmm.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 12:09:10 AM
Well that explains the average tea party member.
 
2012-09-15 12:14:04 AM
Wow! I feel smarter already.
 
2012-09-15 12:14:26 AM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 12:21:12 AM
This thread will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. If not, we'll die trying!

/EIP for any possible BIE :)
//please and thanks!
 
2012-09-15 12:23:06 AM
It didn't understand a bit of this article.
 
2012-09-15 12:24:09 AM
Hmm, my photobucket is not allowing me to contribute...
 
2012-09-15 12:26:19 AM

Indubitably: Bacon is god.


Death to those who mock!
 
2012-09-15 12:26:55 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
Just a song hey it's Friday I need music :)
 
2012-09-15 12:28:19 AM

sitesmithscott: Actually the article says that people in a state of arousal perform better at critical thinking so it isn't sex itself, it would be horny people which would mean Farkers WOULD apply.

Now I can justify my porn habit to work. "See, it helps me think."


As a man I can agree with that. I know when I am horny all I can think about is how to get those draws, and that is the most critical of thinking.
 
2012-09-15 12:30:37 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 12:32:30 AM

Jimmysolson: Indubitably: Bacon is god.

Death to those who mock!


Mr. President?
 
2012-09-15 12:35:42 AM
Currently at the in-laws house waiting for a funeral to start tomorrow morning. In-laws are all fighting amonst each other, and I am looking for a way to escape the madness. The Internet gods allow me to stumble on this thread. Thank you all.
 
2012-09-15 12:50:35 AM
This thread confirms the headline.
 
2012-09-15 12:51:35 AM
 
2012-09-15 12:53:35 AM

whatshisname: This thread confirms the headline.


"You are SOOO smrt, srsly. Srsly."

Jackhat.
 
2012-09-15 12:54:36 AM

Indubitably: whatshisname: This thread confirms the headline.

"You are SOOO smrt, srsly. Srsly."

Jackhat.


P.S. Smoked-pole.
 
2012-09-15 12:54:41 AM
Wow, this evolved into a boobie thread rather quickly.

In that case:

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-15 01:21:24 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x515]
More music


That is an excellent photo.

/gained about 5 more I.Q. points there.
 
2012-09-15 01:31:19 AM
how about sex with someone that turns out to be a complete asshole and pathological lair?
 
2012-09-15 01:33:18 AM

Natsumi: how about sex with someone that turns out to be a complete asshole and pathological lair?


You mean with a man?
 
2012-09-15 01:36:42 AM

whatshisname: Natsumi: how about sex with someone that turns out to be a complete asshole and pathological lair?

You mean with a man?


Bwahahahahahahaa... however did you guess?

Ok not all of them are bad, though.
 
2012-09-15 01:48:58 AM
I resemble resent that remark, subby
 
2012-09-15 01:56:07 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie:


My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?
 
2012-09-15 02:02:28 AM

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie:

My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?


Very much so, I am bi and well truth be told it's been 10 years now since I've been with a guy, recently ended a ltr with a woman.
/And I can reciprocate :)
 
2012-09-15 02:14:03 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie:

My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?

Very much so, I am bi and well truth be told it's been 10 years now since I've been with a guy, recently ended a ltr with a woman.
/And I can reciprocate :)


[relevanttointerestcat.jpg]

fap!

/fap
//fap fap


wait. shiat. this is where I came in
 
2012-09-15 02:15:21 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie:

My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?

Very much so, I am bi and well truth be told it's been 10 years now since I've been with a guy, recently ended a ltr with a woman.
/And I can reciprocate :)


I'm assuming standard BIE rules are followed? ;)
 
2012-09-15 02:16:26 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-15 02:17:10 AM

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie:

My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?

Very much so, I am bi and well truth be told it's been 10 years now since I've been with a guy, recently ended a ltr with a woman.
/And I can reciprocate :)

[relevanttointerestcat.jpg]

fap!

/fap
//fap fap


wait. shiat. this is where I came in


LoL,
LoL
LoL :)
It's true though :)
 
2012-09-15 02:17:50 AM

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie:

My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?

Very much so, I am bi and well truth be told it's been 10 years now since I've been with a guy, recently ended a ltr with a woman.
/And I can reciprocate :)

I'm assuming standard BIE rules are followed? ;)


Always.
 
2012-09-15 02:17:58 AM
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 02:21:21 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-15 02:21:43 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie:

My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?

Very much so, I am bi and well truth be told it's been 10 years now since I've been with a guy, recently ended a ltr with a woman.
/And I can reciprocate :)

I'm assuming standard BIE rules are followed? ;)

Always.


YHM :)
 
2012-09-15 02:22:58 AM
acidcow.com
 
2012-09-15 02:23:46 AM
4.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2012-09-15 02:25:15 AM
If photobucket wasn't being such a fail right now, I'd be boosting some farkers IQ's.

/guess I'll just have to keep them all to myself, and acquire more from Omahawg
 
2012-09-15 02:25:25 AM
www.amateurpornreviews.net
 
2012-09-15 02:27:44 AM
yes, I have a suspicion I'll be here playing by myself. with myself? wait. no. I'm going home now to drink beer. because bier ist gut.
 
2012-09-15 02:35:02 AM
Why do women choose to be photographed in the most unflattering clothes and shoes? It's not sexy, it's trashy -- and not in a good way.
 
2012-09-15 02:35:25 AM
Actually, the study showed that thinking about sex was correlated with being smarter. Then they leapt from that to having sex makes you smarter which makes me ask, what were the authors thinking about?
 
2012-09-15 02:43:53 AM

Omahawg: yes, I have a suspicion I'll be here playing by myself. with myself? wait. no. I'm going home now to drink beer. because bier ist gut.


Omahawg: yes, I have a suspicion I'll be here playing by myself. with myself? wait. no. I'm going home now to drink beer. because bier ist gut.


Ya, bier ist gut :)
img.cz.prg.cmestatic.com
 
2012-09-15 03:07:25 AM
thankfully I only buzzed by one deer standing on the shoulder on the way home and I was going too fast for her to bolt out in front of me. deer are such pretty, stupid, large, tasty animals.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-15 03:08:59 AM
 
2012-09-15 03:17:48 AM

Omahawg: thankfully I only buzzed by one deer standing on the shoulder on the way home and I was going too fast for her to bolt out in front of me. deer are such pretty, stupid, large, tasty animals.

[i46.tinypic.com image 500x352]


Deer yes they can be a problem but there pretty :)
farm9.staticflickr.com
/Took this from my back window:/
 
2012-09-15 03:22:07 AM
it's a rare night I don't see a two or three along the road. scary. now that winter's coming they'll be bunching up so I'll run into herds of two dozen or so.

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-09-15 03:24:08 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 03:28:17 AM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 03:29:48 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 03:29:56 AM
www.majorspoilers.com
 
2012-09-15 03:32:02 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

I like music too
 
2012-09-15 03:33:27 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 03:35:09 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 03:36:22 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 03:38:53 AM

Omahawg: it's a rare night I don't see a two or three along the road. scary. now that winter's coming they'll be bunching up so I'll run into herds of two dozen or so.

[data.whicdn.com image 240x200]


I know how that goes, I accidentally went hunting with a '67 mustang once :(
/nic pic BTW :)
 
2012-09-15 03:42:53 AM

Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x750]


Oh, nice kitty :)
 
2012-09-15 03:43:37 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 03:45:36 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 03:45:45 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 03:48:55 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 03:54:11 AM
meh. i'm on bum kicks and the beer and boobs ain't even helping. perhaps I should eat more fresh fruit.
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 03:54:43 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)


You win 1 free month of Total Fark.
 
2012-09-15 03:55:45 AM
Thank you utsagrad123 that was unexpected :)

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 03:58:42 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 03:59:02 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Thank you utsagrad123 that was unexpected :)

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x636]


You're welcome. As /subby, I will say this thread took a much need direction shift. You were integral to that. ;-)
 
2012-09-15 04:02:09 AM
yay, maggie! ;)

NSFW
 
2012-09-15 04:03:17 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 04:03:56 AM

utsagrad123: tinfoil-hat maggie: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)

You win 1 free month of Total Fark.


Again thank you :) And if you want more links to tumbler's let me know :)
 
2012-09-15 04:07:10 AM

Omahawg: yay, maggie! ;)

NSFW


Oh hell yes I like :)
NSFW
NSFW
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 04:07:42 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Again thank you :) And if you want more links to tumbler's let me know :)


EIP :-)
 
2012-09-15 04:07:51 AM
Figured you would :)
 
2012-09-15 04:18:05 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?

Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.


/Threadjack

I'm doing preliminary research for a non-profit grant proposal. Can you point me to comprehensive info for stage 2 and 3? Despite my presence on fark, I can handle uber dry rainman style reading.

This will be all brand new from the ground up, no cobbling together disparate systems. Looking for vendor/software recommendations as well.

Thanks. EIP.

/end threadjack
 
2012-09-15 04:46:47 AM

utsagrad123: tinfoil-hat maggie: Again thank you :) And if you want more links to tumbler's let me know :)

EIP :-)


YHM :)
 
2012-09-15 04:47:49 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
DYI
2012-09-15 05:10:43 AM
I love you folks...
 
2012-09-15 05:12:29 AM
not even 300 posts on this though? ask yourself, farkers, why you think that is and who or what is missing?

pathetic

haters gonna hate...
 
DYI
2012-09-15 05:20:54 AM
I hate no one... Just to... drunk to link pics... besides, you do such a fine job Oma!!
 
2012-09-15 05:23:54 AM
de nada. we aim to please.
 
2012-09-15 05:24:46 AM

Omahawg: not even 300 posts on this though? ask yourself, farkers, why you think that is and who or what is missing?

pathetic

haters gonna hate...


Damn straight, someone needs to think about what happens when the election is over and the derp is gone and not bringing in clicks.

/And you sir are a patriot :)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:32:38 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:34:45 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
Maybe we can click our ruby slippers and go back to where we were :)
 
2012-09-15 05:38:36 AM
i am a patriot

NOW SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS

wait. what?
 
2012-09-15 05:44:39 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com

sex with Derpy??
 
2012-09-15 05:45:55 AM

Omahawg: i am a patriot

NOW SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS

wait. what?


I did that already the other day but every one else should send Omahawg pic's becuase :)
/There happy :)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 05:50:40 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 10:10:22 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Thank you utsagrad123 that was unexpected :)

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x636]


This one.

/fap
/fap fap
/fap fap fap
 
2012-09-15 11:03:20 AM
I'm having sex now, so

Im


Getti
 
2012-09-15 11:11:09 AM
www.bannedinhollywood.com
Harvard grad
 
2012-09-15 11:13:36 AM
por-img.cimcontent.net
Yale grad
 
2012-09-15 11:28:24 AM

SmithHiller: [www.bannedinhollywood.com image 850x563]
Harvard grad


SmithHiller: [por-img.cimcontent.net image 300x400]
Yale grad



upload.wikimedia.org

Yale and Harvard grad
 
2012-09-15 12:42:55 PM
Headline made me chuckle. Thanks subby.
 
2012-09-15 02:28:55 PM
Omahawg is my hero.
 
2012-09-15 02:40:38 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 850x755]
sex with Derpy??


Sometimes you're afraid of what happens when you do a GIS.

24.media.tumblr.com

I just don't know what went right.

25.media.tumblr.com

Damn right I'd eat that muffin.
 
2012-09-15 04:33:56 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 04:38:59 PM

Omahawg: ask yourself, farkers, why you think that is and who or what is missing?


You know, The Signal didn't go out. The fact that it didn't is sorta counterproductive.

crow202.org
crow202.org

Better late than never, though.
 
2012-09-15 05:08:58 PM

danceswithcrows: Omahawg: ask yourself, farkers, why you think that is and who or what is missing?

You know, The Signal didn't go out. The fact that it didn't is sorta counterproductive.

[crow202.org image 375x500]
[crow202.org image 500x375]

Better late than never, though.


Weekend threads never seem to get a signal :/
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/I guess too laid back :)
 
2012-09-15 05:13:39 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Weekend threads never seem to get a signal :/


Ain't that a dang shame? Somebody should look into that. Not that I could've helped; yesterday was a royal pain in the posterior and I had zero time for doing Fark things.

crow202.org
crow202.org

(Forbidden fruit, anyone?)
 
2012-09-15 05:27:20 PM
Oh my, I sorta what to be an apple now :)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 06:47:16 PM
i172.photobucket.com

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 10:19:35 PM

Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*


Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.
 
2012-09-15 10:29:29 PM

titwrench: demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.

It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?


Sex on Shabbat is a double blessing - kind of like boobies.
 
2012-09-15 10:35:07 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.

It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?

Sex on Shabbat is a double blessing - kind of like boobies.


Sweet.
 
2012-09-15 10:37:48 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*

Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.


OK, but I prefer Mags thank you :)
 
2012-09-15 10:40:36 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: utsagrad123: tinfoil-hat maggie: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)

You win 1 free month of Total Fark.

Again thank you :) And if you want more links to tumbler's let me know :)


While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.
 
2012-09-15 10:50:38 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: utsagrad123: tinfoil-hat maggie: FunkOut: Ridiculous. Article is about having sex and all we get is a bunch of pictures of women not having sex. Terrible.

Here you go.
Very NSFW lot's of people pictured having sex :)

You win 1 free month of Total Fark.

Again thank you :) And if you want more links to tumbler's let me know :)

While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.


Er, um I'll try to remember that :)
 
2012-09-15 11:08:34 PM

JustinCase:
/Threadjack

I'm doing preliminary research for a non-profit grant proposal. Can you point me to comprehensive info for stage 2 and 3? Despite my presence on fark, I can handle uber dry rainman style reading.

This will be all brand new from the ground up, no cobbling together disparate systems. Looking for vendor/software recommendations as well.

Thanks. EIP.

/end threadjack


Practices pay me to do this. (And I see you've worked S-Ox compliance, too. Interesting.)

You can find the Stage 2 Rule here.
Stage 3 is still being worked on.

Arizona has a regional organization for coordinating statewide health IT policy. Contact the staff at AzHeC to point you toward sources for your local area (and for the Stage 3 implementation drafts).
 
2012-09-15 11:16:26 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.

Er, um I'll try to remember that :)


Thanks, Mags.
 
2012-09-15 11:23:00 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: While you're there in TFD, let Tziva know that I'm still hunting up my hamantasch dough recipe.

/And that I miss her dinosaur artwork.

Er, um I'll try to remember that :)

Thanks, Mags.


Very good :)
25.media.tumblr.com
/See it wasn't like you had to bend over backwards or something :)
 
2012-09-16 12:01:37 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: JustinCase:
/Threadjack

I'm doing preliminary research for a non-profit grant proposal. Can you point me to comprehensive info for stage 2 and 3? Despite my presence on fark, I can handle uber dry rainman style reading.

This will be all brand new from the ground up, no cobbling together disparate systems. Looking for vendor/software recommendations as well.

Thanks. EIP.

/end threadjack

Practices pay me to do this. (And I see you've worked S-Ox compliance, too. Interesting.)

You can find the Stage 2 Rule here.
Stage 3 is still being worked on.

Arizona has a regional organization for coordinating statewide health IT policy. Contact the staff at AzHeC to point you toward sources for your local area (and for the Stage 3 implementation drafts).


*hugs* *kisses* *huge smooches* *bear hugs* *sloppy kisses*

- - thank you - -

EIP for more detail later if you're curious. I think it's going to be a pretty cool little project.
 
2012-09-17 07:24:39 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*

Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.


Got it. Well-explained.

;)
 
2012-09-17 07:25:15 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P

Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*

Look, when you start with tinfoil-hat maggie, you don't have much to work with for nickname:
Consider, for example, TMLO. It scans. It's natural.
Like euts. And mids. And Bad Abe. And Red Bill.

I've seen the occasional TFHM, but it's forced.

It has to be meg, for short, though. I've always like meg, and even Family Guy's meg is voiced by, well, you know who.

I briefly considered O'Connell - for the Janine Turner's willowy, brainy, and hawt bush pilot, but thought that the reference might be too obscure. (Besides, Turner is a derp die-hard Sarah Palin fan.)
So I came up with tin-hat meg because paranoid meg doesn't scan.

Wait.
paranoid - pair-annoyed meg? Scans better, but ... No.

Wait.
pair-annoyed - ?angry-nips? meg
No, could be misconstrued as racist. Or sexist.

So, yeah, tin-hat meg, for short.

OK, but I prefer Mags thank you :)


Double got. ;)
 
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