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(CBS Tampa)   Having sex can make you smarter, which explains why there is so much derp on Fark   (tampa.cbslocal.com) divider line 285
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2012-09-14 10:51:30 PM  
This thread feels sexy.

I'll have some!

/totally smart dude
 
2012-09-14 10:52:53 PM  
data.whicdn.com
 
2012-09-14 10:57:49 PM  

titwrench:
Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


They're low-muscle, high-fat, somewhat salty, and are best cooked in their own juices and thoroughly ruined by microwaving? Oh, and make good sandwiches with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

/give a man a hamburger and he'll eat for a day
/teach a man to hamburger and... dude, wait what?
 
2012-09-14 10:59:21 PM  
well... this thread is a farking bookmark.

IBIMB
 
2012-09-14 11:08:28 PM  
"Evidence gathered by Dr. Jens Forster and other researchers at the University for Amsterdam "

Uh, guys? This is what Dr. Forster looks like;
www.tete-a-tete-ev.de

This dude is trolling for booty...and possibly a genius at it.
 
2012-09-14 11:12:14 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter..


So does that mean that I can show up to work with a visible boner, and HR won't mind because I'm smarter and therefore more valuable? I think that's how it works.
 
2012-09-14 11:21:10 PM  
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 11:22:33 PM  
www.tertia.org
 
2012-09-14 11:23:27 PM  
As a reward for such an awesome thread I am going to gift you with the best sex-gif site on the planet...ur...VERYnsfw! (for some reason there's a fixed image at the top, scroll down and around for some awesomely naughty gifs)
not a rr, and truly naughty - be warned
 
2012-09-14 11:25:07 PM  

skantea: "Evidence gathered by Dr. Jens Forster and other researchers at the University for Amsterdam "

Uh, guys? This is what Dr. Forster looks like;
[www.tete-a-tete-ev.de image 142x170]

This dude is trolling for booty...and possibly a genius at it.


Looks like a Dutchman...just look at that creepy Dutch smile, demanding to put the lotion on its skin...
 
2012-09-14 11:30:14 PM  

Thresher: As a reward for such an awesome thread I am going to gift you with the best sex-gif site on the planet...ur...VERYnsfw! (for some reason there's a fixed image at the top, scroll down and around for some awesomely naughty gifs)
not a rr, and truly naughty - be warned


Hey I know that one I have had it bookmarked for quite awhile :)
 
2012-09-14 11:35:11 PM  

titwrench: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


My gay nephew told me he uses his gayness to get away will feeling boobies because it's true. EVERYONE loves boobies.
 
2012-09-14 11:38:18 PM  
too much talk. MORE SKIN

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 11:39:08 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 11:39:34 PM  
This is why all our Scientists should be obligated to moonlight as prostitutes. Or scientific credentials should be based not on your degree, but on recommendation from Sex Addicts Anonymous.
 
2012-09-14 11:39:51 PM  
www.x929.ca
 
2012-09-14 11:40:29 PM  
www.999images.com
 
2012-09-14 11:41:49 PM  
 
2012-09-14 11:54:07 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:54:53 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:55:38 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:56:23 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-14 11:56:53 PM  
P.S. I'm willing to have safe sexual relations with females in my Fark-area; EIP. *snort* ;)
 
2012-09-14 11:57:01 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-15 12:02:24 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: tinfoil-hat maggie: NSFW
NSFW

Links are NSFW unless you're Omahawg :)

There's a reason you're in teal. :)


Oh, I just realìzed that I read this wrong. I thought someone was favoriting Maggie in teal. Anyway I didn't know what color to favorite Maggie so it's teal.

Is cyan the same as teal?
 
2012-09-15 12:08:34 AM  

Omahawg: too much talk. MORE SKIN

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Damn she looks just like a friend of mine I worked with, well except for the tat's but it's been awhile so, hmmmm.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 12:09:10 AM  
Well that explains the average tea party member.
 
2012-09-15 12:14:04 AM  
Wow! I feel smarter already.
 
2012-09-15 12:14:26 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 12:21:12 AM  
This thread will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. If not, we'll die trying!

/EIP for any possible BIE :)
//please and thanks!
 
2012-09-15 12:23:06 AM  
It didn't understand a bit of this article.
 
2012-09-15 12:24:09 AM  
Hmm, my photobucket is not allowing me to contribute...
 
2012-09-15 12:26:19 AM  

Indubitably: Bacon is god.


Death to those who mock!
 
2012-09-15 12:26:55 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
Just a song hey it's Friday I need music :)
 
2012-09-15 12:28:19 AM  

sitesmithscott: Actually the article says that people in a state of arousal perform better at critical thinking so it isn't sex itself, it would be horny people which would mean Farkers WOULD apply.

Now I can justify my porn habit to work. "See, it helps me think."


As a man I can agree with that. I know when I am horny all I can think about is how to get those draws, and that is the most critical of thinking.
 
2012-09-15 12:30:37 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-15 12:32:30 AM  

Jimmysolson: Indubitably: Bacon is god.

Death to those who mock!


Mr. President?
 
2012-09-15 12:35:42 AM  
Currently at the in-laws house waiting for a funeral to start tomorrow morning. In-laws are all fighting amonst each other, and I am looking for a way to escape the madness. The Internet gods allow me to stumble on this thread. Thank you all.
 
2012-09-15 12:50:35 AM  
This thread confirms the headline.
 
2012-09-15 12:51:35 AM  
 
2012-09-15 12:53:35 AM  

whatshisname: This thread confirms the headline.


"You are SOOO smrt, srsly. Srsly."

Jackhat.
 
2012-09-15 12:54:36 AM  

Indubitably: whatshisname: This thread confirms the headline.

"You are SOOO smrt, srsly. Srsly."

Jackhat.


P.S. Smoked-pole.
 
2012-09-15 12:54:41 AM  
Wow, this evolved into a boobie thread rather quickly.

In that case:

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-15 01:21:24 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x515]
More music


That is an excellent photo.

/gained about 5 more I.Q. points there.
 
2012-09-15 01:31:19 AM  
how about sex with someone that turns out to be a complete asshole and pathological lair?
 
2012-09-15 01:33:18 AM  

Natsumi: how about sex with someone that turns out to be a complete asshole and pathological lair?


You mean with a man?
 
2012-09-15 01:36:42 AM  

whatshisname: Natsumi: how about sex with someone that turns out to be a complete asshole and pathological lair?

You mean with a man?


Bwahahahahahahaa... however did you guess?

Ok not all of them are bad, though.
 
2012-09-15 01:48:58 AM  
I resemble resent that remark, subby
 
2012-09-15 01:56:07 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie:


My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?
 
2012-09-15 02:02:28 AM  

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie:

My question for TFHM is, all things considered, do you appreciate BIE as much as all the boys around here seem to?


Very much so, I am bi and well truth be told it's been 10 years now since I've been with a guy, recently ended a ltr with a woman.
/And I can reciprocate :)
 
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