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2012-09-14 08:50:11 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P


No, dear, your artistic gift really flowers into full bloom in TFD.
 
2012-09-14 08:50:15 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P


Wut?

*cue lol wut pear*
 
2012-09-14 08:50:15 PM
I hate you, submitter.

And that +1 wasn't from me...it was from my girlfriend. In Canada.
 
2012-09-14 08:50:30 PM

CygnusDarius: Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.


Only if you're masturbating someone else.
/Just my personal opinion :)
 
2012-09-14 08:50:59 PM

rattchett: imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tens*! Obviously you didn't slut enough.

You seem bright, and yet with your knowledge of grammar, which could only have come about by studiously shunning humanity in favor of books, you're obviously a virgin. A paradox. The exception that proves the rule.

My stunning grasp of the English language is solely the result of my slatternly behavior. I am a man whore. A brilliant specimen, yet almost an idiot savant as result of all the lusty times I've relished, each more zesty than than its predecessor.


WAKE UP!! *slap* WAKE TFU! *slap* It's a dream Dude, Just a Dream!!
 
2012-09-14 08:51:21 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.


Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.
 
2012-09-14 08:51:31 PM

CygnusDarius: Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.


what does stimli mean?
 
2012-09-14 08:51:50 PM
oh, I uh, sorry - difficult to focus with Penelope Cruz falling out of her dress in the sidebar
 
2012-09-14 08:52:06 PM
lol

no, really, help! I'm drowning in the stupid here _________lol_________________


getting laid reduces distraction
 
2012-09-14 08:52:21 PM

eraser8: I hate you, submitter.

And that +1 wasn't from me...it was from my girlfriend. In Canada.


See?
 
2012-09-14 08:53:45 PM
Hrm... I'm confused (haven't RTFA, nor am I going to) Is that why I USED to be exceptionally intelligent and have such deteriorated recently... or is it the fact that I'm getting older, like people keep trying to reassure me of by saying such?
 
2012-09-14 08:53:45 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.


That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?
 
2012-09-14 08:55:03 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Hrm... I'm confused (haven't RTFA, nor am I going to) Is that why I USED to be exceptionally intelligent and have such deteriorated recently... or is it the fact that I'm getting older, like people keep trying to reassure me of by saying such?


Um, why does your world revolve around you?
 
2012-09-14 08:58:54 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?


Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
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Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.
 
2012-09-14 09:01:28 PM
Most farkers likely refer to sex as "manual labor."
 
2012-09-14 09:03:04 PM
TAMPA (CBS Tampa) - Results of a study recently conducted at the University of Amsterdam show that those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not - that sex essentially makes you smarter.


Author writes like a virgin.
 
2012-09-14 09:05:51 PM
No wonder she is so dumb...

imageshack.us

Marcus ain't putting out.
I need more also ...posted this by mistake in the politics section.
 
2012-09-14 09:06:52 PM

Amos Quito: TAMPA (CBS Tampa) - Results of a study recently conducted at the University of Amsterdam show that those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not - that sex essentially makes you smarter.


Author writes like a virgin.


There's an echo in here.

/I'll leave to light the candles, so you can carry on.
 
2012-09-14 09:12:05 PM

CygnusDarius: Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.


No. I'd never have sex with my dog.
 
2012-09-14 09:13:06 PM
Cool so the next time I have to troubleshoot something at work I can just ask a few select folks to take their clothes off and I'll be able to perform the job better
 
2012-09-14 09:14:27 PM
Old news to me and others like me. Those of us who get tons of stink have known this for a long time.
 
2012-09-14 09:14:38 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?

Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.


Labels...
 
2012-09-14 09:15:13 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?

Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.

Labels...


I mean, handles...
 
2012-09-14 09:15:28 PM
So can buttsecks turn someone into a smartass?
 
2012-09-14 09:16:07 PM
Truth: How old were you when you lost your cherry?

Dare: Show us ur teets.


/Dear lord I miss the heydey of TF TorD
 
2012-09-14 09:16:57 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Amos Quito: TAMPA (CBS Tampa) - Results of a study recently conducted at the University of Amsterdam show that those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not - that sex essentially makes you smarter.


Author writes like a virgin.

There's an echo in here.

/I'll leave to light the candles, so you can carry on.



Ahem:

"those who are sexually aroused performed better in critical thinking tests than those who did not"???


Farking grammar, how does it work?


Enjoy your evening.
 
2012-09-14 09:17:37 PM
That's why I called it "experimenting" in college. I was really doing it for science.
 
2012-09-14 09:22:47 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?


[relevanttointerestscat.jpg]

fap!

/fap
//fap fap
///fap fap fap
 
2012-09-14 09:24:36 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...

Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.

Seriously?

If you can afford to Fark at work, you can afford a tax increase.

You're welcome.

That is: you are paid to Fark at work...

P.S. Are you hiring?

Nope.

Wait. How are you at implementing stage 2 and 3 meaningful use within the security framework required by HIPAA?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nope.

/My boss knows your Fark handle.


Who's your boss?
 
2012-09-14 09:28:25 PM
I'm an idiot.
 
2012-09-14 09:29:16 PM
Well, yeah, but not having sex makes me... um... I mean, if I don't have sex then I get... it's like... what were we talking about?
 
2012-09-14 09:31:29 PM
Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
Then multiply.
 
2012-09-14 09:34:06 PM

sn82: Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
Then multiply.


Good poem.
 
2012-09-14 09:34:39 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.


It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?
 
2012-09-14 09:36:04 PM

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

[relevanttointerestscat.jpg]

fap!

/fap
//fap fap
///fap fap fap


Heh :)
 
2012-09-14 09:38:42 PM
fark it. i'm at work on a friday night and my life is a bad dream

bie?
eip

someone unleash the horde, posthaste!
 
2012-09-14 09:39:27 PM
i661.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 09:40:12 PM

titwrench: demaL-demaL-yeH: titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.

It's OK most people here hate me for one reason or another. Just out of curiosity what does my statement have to with Shabbat? I am genuinely curious. I know the whole bacon/Jewish thing but is there an even deeper significance with Shabbat?



There's normal, daily suffering, and then there's Shabbat suffering - which is like super-duper concentrated suffering.

/Shabbatty
 
2012-09-14 09:40:29 PM
1.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 09:40:51 PM

Omahawg: [i661.photobucket.com image 399x600]


Yes.
 
2012-09-14 09:41:20 PM
4.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2012-09-14 09:42:00 PM

Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]


Omahawg: [4.cdn.tapcdn.com image 500x500]



Yes.

Yes.
 
2012-09-14 09:42:19 PM
4.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2012-09-14 09:42:51 PM

Omahawg: [4.cdn.tapcdn.com image 500x329]



Okay.

You win.
 
2012-09-14 09:42:58 PM
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-09-14 09:43:29 PM
I just had a sneezing bout of about 9 sneezes... does that count?
 
2012-09-14 09:44:36 PM
Time to officially bookmark this thread.
 
2012-09-14 09:44:38 PM
punchpin.com
 
2012-09-14 09:44:39 PM

Omahawg: [1.media.tumblr.com image 500x662]


Oh, I love her so much and I can't even remember her name right now :(
 
2012-09-14 09:45:31 PM
lh5.ggpht.com
 
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