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2012-09-14 07:52:12 PM
2+2=showmeyourtits
 
2012-09-14 07:57:56 PM
this thread is about to get real sexy.....
 
2012-09-14 08:11:48 PM
YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.
 
2012-09-14 08:18:45 PM
*rawr*
 
2012-09-14 08:19:58 PM
M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!
 
2012-09-14 08:20:01 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)
 
2012-09-14 08:20:36 PM

Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!


Hey...
 
2012-09-14 08:22:07 PM
"Boobs and locality, like, brilliant..."
 
2012-09-14 08:22:28 PM
No Costanza yet?
 
2012-09-14 08:23:08 PM
No wonder I feel dumber since getting married.
 
2012-09-14 08:25:23 PM
I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*
 
2012-09-14 08:26:28 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.
 
2012-09-14 08:26:58 PM
Well I've had a very smart day.
 
2012-09-14 08:27:11 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


Let me humbly add to your education!
 
2012-09-14 08:28:15 PM
Actually the article says that people in a state of arousal perform better at critical thinking so it isn't sex itself, it would be horny people which would mean Farkers WOULD apply.

Now I can justify my porn habit to work. "See, it helps me think."
 
2012-09-14 08:28:19 PM

Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!


Laws, yes!
 
2012-09-14 08:28:34 PM
or maybe being smarter helps you get sex, rather than having sex makes you smarter. Cart before the horse...
 
2012-09-14 08:28:39 PM

lohphat: I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*


My right hand can count to 5. sometimes 6.

/ my left hand can count to potato.
 
2012-09-14 08:29:04 PM

skinink: Then the San Fenando Valley must be full of Mensa members.
[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 398x599]


The Broad in the background is sans panties BTW! (nsfw mayhaps)
 
2012-09-14 08:29:45 PM
Jacking it must only make you THINK you're smarter. :(
 
2012-09-14 08:29:59 PM

miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.


I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
farm8.staticflickr.com
/Wut?
 
2012-09-14 08:30:04 PM

wendolynne: or maybe being smarter helps you get sex, rather than having sex makes you smarter. Cart before the horse...


Or maybe sex isn't the ultimate answer.
 
2012-09-14 08:30:19 PM
Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.
 
2012-09-14 08:31:11 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/agrees
 
2012-09-14 08:31:56 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?


Thank you,Teacher.
 
2012-09-14 08:32:03 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.


Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.
 
2012-09-14 08:32:46 PM

Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

Thank you,Teacher.


Seriously?
 
2012-09-14 08:33:30 PM

Indubitably: Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

Thank you,Teacher.

Seriously?


No.
 
2012-09-14 08:33:55 PM

Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?

Thank you,Teacher.


Welcome :)
 
2012-09-14 08:34:23 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

I know the feeling, no wonder I get called a f@cking genius :)

And just so everyone can feel smarter :P
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]
/Wut?


cdn2.mamapop.com

/hot
//you too sweet thang
///3's
 
2012-09-14 08:35:05 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.


Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.
 
2012-09-14 08:36:09 PM

Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...


Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)


Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol
 
2012-09-14 08:37:48 PM

Local_User: Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol


"You Nexus 6, you no come here!?
 
2012-09-14 08:38:46 PM

lohphat: I have sex ALL THE TIME.

/someone else doesn't have to be present though, right? RIGHT?
//*sob*


Tears make excellent lubricant. My Ex showed me.... *sniff*
 
2012-09-14 08:39:18 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.


Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.
 
2012-09-14 08:40:06 PM
Then I must be a G**d*** retard.

This news makes me depressed.
 
2012-09-14 08:40:48 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 08:40:59 PM

titwrench: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


Oh, my!
 
2012-09-14 08:41:42 PM

imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


I'm pretty sure that's called future perfect tense...

It has nothing to do with the tent in your pants. Now or in the future...
 
2012-09-14 08:42:51 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.


I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...
 
2012-09-14 08:43:05 PM
I just asked my girlfriend if she wished I was smarter. She said, "No. Why? Do you wish you were smarter?" I showed her the headline and said, "As a matter of fact, I do!"

/we'll be in our bunk ;)
 
2012-09-14 08:44:17 PM

Local_User: Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol


I said I'd feed her babies; there's a difference.
 
2012-09-14 08:44:54 PM

Linkster: Local_User: Indubitably: Linkster: M-o-o-n That spells Show-me-your-tits!

Hey...

Indubitably: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Apologies, but I want to feed you...

;)

Look, man, I ain't pro abortion and all but, I will pay good money to watch you feed her your babies....

/sick
//In the Lotion Industry
///There's a Lotion Industry?
////Ask Kle-nex
////lol

"You Nexus 6, you no come here!?


Stand down.
 
2012-09-14 08:45:17 PM

titwrench: Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.


You had to go and ruin fark (and boobies) for me right before Shabbat.

/I'm trying not to hate you.
 
2012-09-14 08:45:33 PM

imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


Mixing Tense. Hmmmm... My next garbage band has a name... now to find a mis-directed Japanese girl somewhere between the ages of 17 and Sissarow street.... hmmm..... Contact Tarantino! At once!


What? It's Art!
 
2012-09-14 08:45:34 PM

Jaicu: titwrench: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Even gay dudes love boobies. They are the bacon of body parts.

Oh, my!


Bacon is god.
 
2012-09-14 08:47:16 PM

Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.

I've been gifted TF almost every time, man...


Indubitably, but it is a real productivity killer.
 
2012-09-14 08:47:17 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Indubitably: demaL-demaL-yeH: Actually, TFA and the study says that sexual arousal makes you smarter.

/Basement dwellers in TFD have the Boobies tag, which might explain the lower levels of derp there.

Labels, labels, labels...

Boobies are universally loved.

Indubitably so.
/But 'tin-hat Meg' is, sadly, stuck here with filthy liters like me.


I've gotten it gifted plenty but for me it really it hold's no meaning.
/And "tin-hat meg" really :P
 
2012-09-14 08:47:29 PM
Does masturbation count as sex, or just stimuli?.
 
2012-09-14 08:48:42 PM

imgod2u: miss diminutive: YES! My years of rampant sluttiness will not have been in vain.

Mixing tense! Obviously you didn't slut enough.


You seem bright, and yet with your knowledge of grammar, which could only have come about by studiously shunning humanity in favor of books, you're obviously a virgin. A paradox. The exception that proves the rule.

My stunning grasp of the English language is solely the result of my slatternly behavior. I am a man whore. A brilliant specimen, yet almost an idiot savant as result of all the lusty times I've relished, each more zesty than than its predecessor.
 
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