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(Reuters)   The answer to the questions "What does Romney wear to bed?" and "What do you want to know about what Romney wears to bed?" is coincidentally the same   (in.reuters.com) divider line 96
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2012-09-14 07:08:32 PM
Romney initially misfired when asked who he would like to play Ann in a movie about the Romneys.

"Gene Hackman,"
 
2012-09-14 07:12:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-14 07:16:02 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Romney initially misfired when asked who he would like to play Ann in a movie about the Romneys.

"Gene Hackman,"


If me meant that as a real answer, that would actually be really really funny.
 
2012-09-14 07:16:35 PM
I could give a damn but I'm apparently out of them.
 
2012-09-14 07:16:42 PM
What a psychopathic smirking rich monster.

There, I just saved libs a lot of time.
 
2012-09-14 07:17:29 PM
I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?
 
2012-09-14 07:18:06 PM
Magic underwear. + Is magic underwear really magic?
 
2012-09-14 07:19:39 PM
Did he mean Gene Masseth?
 
2012-09-14 07:20:54 PM

Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?


The article describes one segment of one interview by Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan that has yet to be aired. Go back to fondling yourself over Obama.
 
2012-09-14 07:21:03 PM
His tax returns?
 
2012-09-14 07:21:15 PM
The Dog Ate The Constitution: What a psychopathic smirking rich monster. There, I just saved libs a lot of time.

You really add value around here.
 
2012-09-14 07:21:36 PM
www.addictinginfo.org


/i love the internets so much...
 
2012-09-14 07:22:14 PM
"I think the best answer is as little as possible," the Republican presidential candidate said, feeling the need to provide the crowd with the answer he thought would resonate best with them, rather than the simple truth - over something as stupid as sleepwear.
 
2012-09-14 07:23:07 PM
They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.
 
2012-09-14 07:24:12 PM

Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?


Yes.

I want to know how he reconciles his promise to cut taxes on the middle class, keep the top 5% paying the same share of taxes, and keep the budget revenue-neutral. That's all self-conflicting and impossible.

I dont care about what he wears.
 
2012-09-14 07:26:19 PM

StopLurkListen: Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?

Yes.

I want to know how he reconciles his promise to cut taxes on the middle class, keep the top 5% paying the same share of taxes, and keep the budget revenue-neutral. That's all self-conflicting and impossible.

I dont care about what he wears.


All while his running mate wants to increase the military budget.
 
2012-09-14 07:26:32 PM
For anybody who hasn't read the article, you are missing the best part: Ann Romney walking in on George W. Bush getting a 'happy ending' massage, and then him coming on to her.
 
2012-09-14 07:26:57 PM

farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.


The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.
 
2012-09-14 07:28:32 PM

Barricaded Gunman: The Dog Ate The Constitution: What a psychopathic smirking rich monster. There, I just saved libs a lot of time.

You really add value around here.


He's desperate for attention. It happens. Think about how bad he must be socially if he not only has to seek negative attention but also has to do so on the internet. Then consider his utter lack of grace or wit in execution. The world must be such a scary place for him. Without the social structure that he condemns, he'd probably perish. It's a bit like he's asking to be put out of his misery. Who could blame him?
 
2012-09-14 07:29:39 PM
The Romneys' favorite TV show? ABC's "Modern Family."

OMG! The Romneys like a show with a same-sex couple! How do we explain this to kids?
 
2012-09-14 07:34:35 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.

The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.


THIS
 
2012-09-14 07:35:07 PM

Cletus C.: The Romneys' favorite TV show? ABC's "Modern Family."

OMG! The Romneys like a show with a same-sex couple! How do we explain this to kids?


The same way you have for the past 3 years?
 
2012-09-14 07:36:46 PM
Chanel No. 5?
 
2012-09-14 07:36:49 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.

The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.


Yeah, television and film had led me to believe that there were almost always two SS guys outside of a room the president was in.
 
2012-09-14 07:36:52 PM

Dracolich: He's desperate for attention. It happens. Think about how bad he must be socially if he not only has to seek negative attention but also has to do so on the internet. Then consider his utter lack of grace or wit in execution. The world must be such a scary place for him. Without the social structure that he condemns, he'd probably perish. It's a bit like he's asking to be put out of his misery. Who could blame him?


His life isn't completely devoid of meaning. When all else fails he can always fall back on the joy he obtains through his fantasies of other men masturbating themselves.

The Dog Ate The Constitution: Go back to fondling yourself over Obama.


See?
 
2012-09-14 07:38:35 PM
I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
curtin99.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-14 07:39:02 PM
Now that the armchair psychiatrists are in the thread, things are good to go.
 
2012-09-14 07:40:53 PM
Normally? Not a goddamn thing. In this high-tension highly-partisan pre-election period? That's different. In this case, it's sweet fark all.
 
2012-09-14 07:41:31 PM

MooseUpNorth: Normally? Not a goddamn thing. In this high-tension highly-partisan pre-election period? That's different. In this case, it's sweet fark all.


/ And having re-read that, I now need immediate mental bleach.
 
2012-09-14 07:44:55 PM

Car_Ramrod: Three Crooked Squirrels: Romney initially misfired when asked who he would like to play Ann in a movie about the Romneys.

"Gene Hackman,"

If me meant that as a real answer, that would actually be really really funny.


Mitt-Bott cannot support that powerful of a humor module.
 
2012-09-14 07:45:48 PM

StopLurkListen: Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?

Yes.

I want to know how he reconciles his promise to cut taxes on the middle class, keep the top 5% paying the same share of taxes, and keep the budget revenue-neutral. That's all self-conflicting and impossible.

I dont care about what he wears.


The recent interview by ABC was much better. They tried to press him on all those questions. Basically, they told him that most of the studies on his tax plan say it only works by closing really popular loopholes. Romney's response is that he'll be able to cut taxes, but remain revenue neutral, because there will be a large economic growth. When asked to explain how he knows that, he just says that he'll lower taxes and the economy will get better.

Romney doesn't even acknowledge that he's behind in the polls. He just points to other polls where he's neck-and-neck, ignoring the fact that the popular vote means jack with the way the electoral votes are shaping up.
 
2012-09-14 07:45:48 PM
This far down and not a mention about Snooki? For shame!
 
2012-09-14 07:45:51 PM
Cowboy boots -w- spurs and a smile?
 
2012-09-14 07:52:30 PM

Barricaded Gunman: The Dog Ate The Constitution: What a psychopathic smirking rich monster. There, I just saved libs a lot of time.

You really add value around here.


He's just pissed because his candidate is going to lose. I'm sure he is a bit edgy about it.
 
2012-09-14 07:54:59 PM
"I'm kind of a Snooki fan" - Mitt Romney

If this doesn't disqualify one for the presidency, nothing does.
 
2012-09-14 07:56:02 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: "I'm kind of a Snooki fan" - Mitt Romney
If this doesn't disqualify one for the presidency, nothing does.


is this him trying to relate to the kidsters?
 
2012-09-14 07:58:28 PM
For some reason a grope suit came to mind. Stay thirsty my Friends.
 
2012-09-14 08:02:50 PM
That's gonna make the 3am national crisis phone all a little awkward.
 
2012-09-14 08:06:22 PM
interesting URL:

http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/09/14/us-usa-campaign-romney-ann-i dINBRE88D1A420120914

"inbreed"?
 
2012-09-14 08:12:01 PM
I read another article that quoted him as saying "I hear the best answer is as little as possible," which is pretty hilarious considering the perception that he always focus-groups his answers/positions, panders shamelessly to each particular audence, and never answers questions honestly.
 
2012-09-14 08:13:07 PM

Cletus C.: The Romneys' favorite TV show? ABC's "Modern Family."

OMG! The Romneys like a show with a same-sex couple! How do we explain this to kids?


He's studying them to figure out the best strategy for forcibly cutting their hair.
 
2012-09-14 08:15:19 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: "I'm kind of a Snooki fan" - Mitt Romney
If this doesn't disqualify one for the presidency, nothing does.


Good point. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is probably DVRed as well.
 
2012-09-14 08:27:21 PM
Please pass the brain bleach.
 
2012-09-14 08:29:18 PM
I vote for the candidate with the highest volume cock
 
2012-09-14 08:41:13 PM

Lochsteppe: Did he mean Gene Masseth?


That's disgusting.
 
2012-09-14 08:42:12 PM

"What does Romney wear to bed?"


"His wife" would be an acceptable answer.

 
2012-09-14 08:42:33 PM

12349876: Magic underwear. + Is magic underwear really magic?


Must be more subtle. Just have someone innocently ask "Boxers or briefs?" with a straight face.
 
2012-09-14 08:49:50 PM
Where does he plug in his cord? Does he take D batteries?
 
2012-09-14 08:52:45 PM
Worth remembering is that Mitt's tax plan does benefit the middle class - and he defines the middle class as people who are in that top tax bracket of 250k. That's the middle, right?
 
2012-09-14 09:02:43 PM
Naked. Shriveled. Short.
 
2012-09-14 09:11:32 PM

Solid Muldoon: I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
[curtin99.files.wordpress.com image 460x555]


Heh, I'll bet Mitt wear's a gimp outfit O_o
/I need brain bleach now :(
 
2012-09-14 09:20:41 PM

Cuthbert Allgood: [www.addictinginfo.org image 640x480]


/i love the internets so much...


Do those things have an under-undergarment? I mean, nothing will help gravity win the battle against titties and nutsacks quicker than complete lack of support stemming from a one size fits all bra or jock.
 
2012-09-14 09:22:05 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: "I think the best answer is as little as possible," the Republican presidential candidate said, feeling the need to provide the crowd with the answer he thought would resonate best with them, rather than the simple truth - over something as stupid as sleepwear.


Oh....I get it! He thought he was being funny! You know, a kind of double entendre on "as little as possible!" Ha ha! Glad to see that humor chip they installed works so well!
 
2012-09-14 09:24:50 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Solid Muldoon: I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
[curtin99.files.wordpress.com image 460x555]

Heh, I'll bet Mitt wear's a gimp outfit O_o
/I need brain bleach now :(


How about some eye bleach in the interim?



24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-14 09:29:31 PM
So we already knew the Romney's inexplicably like Modern Family, but it rather surprises me that Mitt has watched The Birdcage enough to remember that Gene Hackman was dressed up as a woman in that.
 
2012-09-14 09:29:38 PM

Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: Solid Muldoon: I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
[curtin99.files.wordpress.com image 460x555]

Heh, I'll bet Mitt wear's a gimp outfit O_o
/I need brain bleach now :(

How about some eye bleach in the interim?



[24.media.tumblr.com image 452x604]


Oh nice, thank you :)
/And either she's really small or that's a very big window :P
 
2012-09-14 09:34:42 PM

rynthetyn: So we already knew the Romney's inexplicably like Modern Family, but it rather surprises me that Mitt has watched The Birdcage enough to remember that Gene Hackman was dressed up as a woman in that.


Heh, it all makes sense now :)
 
2012-09-14 09:34:59 PM
Speaking of bedtime, is Soosh's radio show on tonight or tomorrow night?
 
2012-09-14 09:37:32 PM
media.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-09-14 09:37:33 PM

Notabunny: Speaking of bedtime, is Soosh's radio show on tonight or tomorrow night?


It's on Saturday night isn't it?
 
2012-09-14 09:38:25 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: Solid Muldoon: I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
[curtin99.files.wordpress.com image 460x555]

Heh, I'll bet Mitt wear's a gimp outfit O_o
/I need brain bleach now :(

How about some eye bleach in the interim?



[24.media.tumblr.com image 452x604]

Oh nice, thank you :)
/And either she's really small or that's a very big window :P


My pleasure. And either scenario works for me. ;)
 
2012-09-14 09:41:21 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: So we already knew the Romney's inexplicably like Modern Family, but it rather surprises me that Mitt has watched The Birdcage enough to remember that Gene Hackman was dressed up as a woman in that.

Heh, it all makes sense now :)


Hackman played the anti-gay, right wing politician whose daughter was marrying the kid with two dads, right?
 
2012-09-14 09:43:22 PM

Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?


Yeah, but without the softball questions we would have never gotten the truly hilarious Gene Hackman answer, and for once with was worth it not to ask Mitt a real question. It's the funniest goddam thing I've heard in a month...

Then again, I've pretty much given up on hearing anything of substance from the Republican side of things...
 
2012-09-14 10:02:55 PM

rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: So we already knew the Romney's inexplicably like Modern Family, but it rather surprises me that Mitt has watched The Birdcage enough to remember that Gene Hackman was dressed up as a woman in that.

Heh, it all makes sense now :)

Hackman played the anti-gay, right wing politician whose daughter was marrying the kid with two dads, right?


Yep, that the one.
4.bp.blogspot.com
/Sexy :)
 
2012-09-14 10:50:42 PM
Ann Romney is a fan of Snookie... and even that won't get me to vote for Obama.
 
2012-09-15 12:26:05 AM
I want to know if they wear the magic underwear with the Masonic symbols embroidered on strategic locations.

seriously people Joseph Smith swiped a lot of his foofery away from Freemason ritual and symbols, And you know what the Freemasons are? It's just a club for old men with money and social standing. It's not a grand conspiracy with secret magical powers or some shiat like that. It's the alternative to golf.

wait where was I going with this? oh yeah, magic underwear. uncomfortable underclothing with nonsensical symbols. Do the Romneys wear this stuff under their clothes and to bed?
 
2012-09-15 12:46:38 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Notabunny: Speaking of bedtime, is Soosh's radio show on tonight or tomorrow night?

It's on Saturday night isn't it?


Right you are. I'm really starting to enjoy KRNN. It's almost impossible to guess what you're going to hear whenever you tune in.
 
2012-09-15 12:53:19 AM

Notabunny: tinfoil-hat maggie: Notabunny: Speaking of bedtime, is Soosh's radio show on tonight or tomorrow night?

It's on Saturday night isn't it?

Right you are. I'm really starting to enjoy KRNN. It's almost impossible to guess what you're going to hear whenever you tune in.


Oh, I know I love it so much, I'll be there :)
 
2012-09-15 01:14:14 AM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

To me it feels like the sort of ghost-written story she'd tell as a real anecdote if she was on the talk show circuit.
 
2012-09-15 01:19:59 AM

Barricaded Gunman: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

To me it feels like the sort of ghost-written story she'd tell as a real anecdote if she was on the talk show circuit.


Or a plot of a really bad sit com where the lead character gets invited to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom for some contrived reason and then hijinks ensue.
 
2012-09-15 01:46:02 AM

Bossk'sSegway: Where does he plug in his cord? Does he take D batteries?


I always thought he had induction charging so that he wouldn't have to remove the magic underwear.
 
2012-09-15 01:49:00 AM

mahuika: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.

The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

Yeah, television and film had led me to believe that there were almost always two SS guys outside of a room the president was in.


Nah, I don't think it works that way. You have to be pretty thoroughly vetted just to work a shift at a restaurant where he is coming to eat(Went through it once), I would say that if you're cleared to stay in the WH, you probably pretty much have free run of the place, with obvious security exceptions, such as whatever armory they have inside. The place is cinched up tighter than a frog's asshole, I think that once you're inside, you see little of the SS. Not that they aren't watching your every moe, but I don't think they are as obtrusive as movies and TV make it look.
 
2012-09-15 01:52:45 AM

Egalitarian: Do the Romneys wear this stuff under their clothes and to bed?


If he was a Bishop, they most definitely do. I also think they have to wear it to bed, I don't think that they are supposed to sleep in anything less. It's very unattractive stuff, I remember seeing my grandfather getting ready for church a time or two when I was young, and it looked like crappy baggy stuff even as a kid, with no eye for aything that could be called 'fashion'.
 
2012-09-15 01:58:12 AM
There comes a time in every presidential campaign when a candidate faces light-hearted questions from morning television show hosts as a way to show a more personal side.

There, fixed it to be more in line with S.O.P. for dealing with Romney. Not sure when the last real questioning was done, with the exception of this week's 'You didn't really say that about Libya, did you?' incredulity.
 
2012-09-15 02:04:04 AM
As for pet peeves, Romney said Ann does not always squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom up and doesn't always put the cap back on.

Dude, you haven't had to worry about this since they stopped using the metal toothpaste tubes... I bet you stil have one of those roller things you put on the bottom of the tube to make it easier, too, don't you? Of course, the Mittster will probably solve this by hiring a toothpaste-tube-squeezer, it's the only solution for a 'Man of the People'.
 
2012-09-15 02:08:06 AM

Notabunny: tinfoil-hat maggie: Notabunny: Speaking of bedtime, is Soosh's radio show on tonight or tomorrow night?

It's on Saturday night isn't it?

Right you are. I'm really starting to enjoy KRNN. It's almost impossible to guess what you're going to hear whenever you tune in.


Oh, and I got to say thanks for linking the station.
/Listening now, and liking it :)
 
2012-09-15 02:17:16 AM

Apos: tinfoil-hat maggie: Solid Muldoon: I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
[curtin99.files.wordpress.com image 460x555]

Heh, I'll bet Mitt wear's a gimp outfit O_o
/I need brain bleach now :(

How about some eye bleach in the interim?

Big legged woman
keep your dresses down
you got something under there
make a bulldog hump a hound

[24.media.tumblr.com image 452x604]

 
2012-09-15 02:23:01 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Notabunny: tinfoil-hat maggie: Notabunny: Speaking of bedtime, is Soosh's radio show on tonight or tomorrow night?

It's on Saturday night isn't it?

Right you are. I'm really starting to enjoy KRNN. It's almost impossible to guess what you're going to hear whenever you tune in.

Oh, and I got to say thanks for linking the station.
/Listening now, and liking it :)


You're welcome. See you tomorrow.
 
2012-09-15 02:29:59 AM

mahuika: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.

The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

Yeah, television and film had led me to believe that there were almost always two SS guys outside of a room the president was in.


Supposedly, during rough sex with Marilyn, Dan Quayle bumped the USSS panic button, and a team of agents came bursting into the room, mid-penetration.
 
2012-09-15 02:32:33 AM
Romney sleeps? I thought he just reboots.
 
2012-09-15 02:45:26 AM
He looked at me and winked and said, 'I look pretty good, don't I?'" she said.

*shiver* Farkin' Bush. I picture him doing his trademark "Heh, heh, heh.." after saying that. Barf!
 
2012-09-15 02:51:35 AM

Bucky Katt: Romney sleeps? I thought he just reboots.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-15 03:08:36 AM
I hate to piss in everyone's Cheerios, but he obviously meant the best answer is to say as little as possible. He didn't mean he wears as little as possible. I still don't like him, though.

Peanut butter and jelly is not a guilty pleasure, it's what you eat when you have pissed off your wife.
 
2012-09-15 05:27:46 AM

rynthetyn: Barricaded Gunman: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

To me it feels like the sort of ghost-written story she'd tell as a real anecdote if she was on the talk show circuit.

Or a plot of a really bad sit com where the lead character gets invited to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom for some contrived reason and then hijinks ensue.


Wasn't that ACTUALLY the plot of one of the Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries back in the day? Or am I thinking of the Bionic Woman?
 
2012-09-15 07:51:45 AM

Prof. Ann Marion: interesting URL:

http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/09/14/us-usa-campaign-romney-ann-i dINBRE88D1A420120914

"inbreed"?


I noticed that. Might explain Chinn McLargeChin and his four clones.
 
2012-09-15 10:08:38 AM

Mikey1969: mahuika: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.

The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

Yeah, television and film had led me to believe that there were almost always two SS guys outside of a room the president was in.

Nah, I don't think it works that way. You have to be pretty thoroughly vetted just to work a shift at a restaurant where he is coming to eat(Went through it once), I would say that if you're cleared to stay in the WH, you probably pretty much have free run of the place, with obvious security exceptions, such as whatever armory they have inside. The place is cinched up tighter than a frog's asshole, I think that once you're inside, you see little of the SS. Not that they aren't watching your every moe, but I don't think they are as obtrusive as movies and TV make it look.


Yeah, I've heard of this happening before. I'll buy it.
 
2012-09-15 10:23:58 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Solid Muldoon: I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
[curtin99.files.wordpress.com image 460x555]

Heh, I'll bet Mitt wear's a gimp outfit O_o
/I need brain bleach now :(


You mean something like this?

www.zinasaunders.com

/Sorry, the brain bleach didn't work, now I have to infect everyone.
 
2012-09-15 11:16:15 AM

Mikey1969: As for pet peeves, Romney said Ann does not always squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom up and doesn't always put the cap back on.

Dude, you haven't had to worry about this since they stopped using the metal toothpaste tubes... I bet you stil have one of those roller things you put on the bottom of the tube to make it easier, too, don't you? Of course, the Mittster will probably solve this by hiring a toothpaste-tube-squeezer, it's the only solution for a 'Man of the People'.


But the person gets fired when Romney has used up the toothpaste.
 
2012-09-15 12:06:06 PM
His reading glasses and...

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2012-09-15 02:02:48 PM

Car_Ramrod: Three Crooked Squirrels: Romney initially misfired when asked who he would like to play Ann in a movie about the Romneys.

"Gene Hackman,"

If me meant that as a real answer, that would actually be really really funny.


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2012-09-15 02:08:02 PM
Vlad_the_Inaner:

Bah, I did a quick thread scan an missed where it was already posted
 
2012-09-15 03:37:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: rynthetyn: Barricaded Gunman: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

To me it feels like the sort of ghost-written story she'd tell as a real anecdote if she was on the talk show circuit.

Or a plot of a really bad sit com where the lead character gets invited to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom for some contrived reason and then hijinks ensue.

Wasn't that ACTUALLY the plot of one of the Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries back in the day? Or am I thinking of the Bionic Woman?


If it was a Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew story, it would have had to be one of the Case Files series because I read all of the '60s and a good bit of the '30s era of both of them and don't remember anything involving the White House.

There was an episode of Murphy Brown that involved jumping on the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom, breaking it, and then contriving an excuse to get a board into the White House to fix it without anybody knowing.
 
2012-09-15 10:38:52 PM

Notabunny: tinfoil-hat maggie: Notabunny: tinfoil-hat maggie: Notabunny: Speaking of bedtime, is Soosh's radio show on tonight or tomorrow night?

It's on Saturday night isn't it?

Right you are. I'm really starting to enjoy KRNN. It's almost impossible to guess what you're going to hear whenever you tune in.

Oh, and I got to say thanks for linking the station.
/Listening now, and liking it :)

You're welcome. See you tomorrow.


In case you're interested... Blue Dog Jam (Click the little red box that says "Listen Live"
 
2012-09-15 11:34:58 PM
don't moromons wear magic pj's to bed?
 
2012-09-16 03:29:08 PM

Gyrfalcon: rynthetyn: Barricaded Gunman: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.

To me it feels like the sort of ghost-written story she'd tell as a real anecdote if she was on the talk show circuit.

Or a plot of a really bad sit com where the lead character gets invited to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom for some contrived reason and then hijinks ensue.

Wasn't that ACTUALLY the plot of one of the Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries back in the day? Or am I thinking of the Bionic Woman?


I thought he got the idea from watching that episode of 'Who's the Boss?" where Tony accidentally sees Angela nekkid inna shower.

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/Obligatory, hot, episode was real and entitled "Briefless Encounter"
//Useless info. I gots it!
 
2012-09-16 09:29:55 PM

skinink: "What does Romney wear to bed?"
"His wife" would be an acceptable answer.


He wears Gene Hackman.
 
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