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(Reuters)   The answer to the questions "What does Romney wear to bed?" and "What do you want to know about what Romney wears to bed?" is coincidentally the same   (in.reuters.com) divider line 96
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2012-09-14 07:08:32 PM
Romney initially misfired when asked who he would like to play Ann in a movie about the Romneys.

"Gene Hackman,"
 
2012-09-14 07:12:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-14 07:16:02 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Romney initially misfired when asked who he would like to play Ann in a movie about the Romneys.

"Gene Hackman,"


If me meant that as a real answer, that would actually be really really funny.
 
2012-09-14 07:16:35 PM
I could give a damn but I'm apparently out of them.
 
2012-09-14 07:16:42 PM
What a psychopathic smirking rich monster.

There, I just saved libs a lot of time.
 
2012-09-14 07:17:29 PM
I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?
 
2012-09-14 07:18:06 PM
Magic underwear. + Is magic underwear really magic?
 
2012-09-14 07:19:39 PM
Did he mean Gene Masseth?
 
2012-09-14 07:20:54 PM

Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?


The article describes one segment of one interview by Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan that has yet to be aired. Go back to fondling yourself over Obama.
 
2012-09-14 07:21:03 PM
His tax returns?
 
2012-09-14 07:21:15 PM
The Dog Ate The Constitution: What a psychopathic smirking rich monster. There, I just saved libs a lot of time.

You really add value around here.
 
2012-09-14 07:21:36 PM
www.addictinginfo.org


/i love the internets so much...
 
2012-09-14 07:22:14 PM
"I think the best answer is as little as possible," the Republican presidential candidate said, feeling the need to provide the crowd with the answer he thought would resonate best with them, rather than the simple truth - over something as stupid as sleepwear.
 
2012-09-14 07:23:07 PM
They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.
 
2012-09-14 07:24:12 PM

Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?


Yes.

I want to know how he reconciles his promise to cut taxes on the middle class, keep the top 5% paying the same share of taxes, and keep the budget revenue-neutral. That's all self-conflicting and impossible.

I dont care about what he wears.
 
2012-09-14 07:26:19 PM

StopLurkListen: Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?

Yes.

I want to know how he reconciles his promise to cut taxes on the middle class, keep the top 5% paying the same share of taxes, and keep the budget revenue-neutral. That's all self-conflicting and impossible.

I dont care about what he wears.


All while his running mate wants to increase the military budget.
 
2012-09-14 07:26:32 PM
For anybody who hasn't read the article, you are missing the best part: Ann Romney walking in on George W. Bush getting a 'happy ending' massage, and then him coming on to her.
 
2012-09-14 07:26:57 PM

farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.


The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.
 
2012-09-14 07:28:32 PM

Barricaded Gunman: The Dog Ate The Constitution: What a psychopathic smirking rich monster. There, I just saved libs a lot of time.

You really add value around here.


He's desperate for attention. It happens. Think about how bad he must be socially if he not only has to seek negative attention but also has to do so on the internet. Then consider his utter lack of grace or wit in execution. The world must be such a scary place for him. Without the social structure that he condemns, he'd probably perish. It's a bit like he's asking to be put out of his misery. Who could blame him?
 
2012-09-14 07:29:39 PM
The Romneys' favorite TV show? ABC's "Modern Family."

OMG! The Romneys like a show with a same-sex couple! How do we explain this to kids?
 
2012-09-14 07:34:35 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.

The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.


THIS
 
2012-09-14 07:35:07 PM

Cletus C.: The Romneys' favorite TV show? ABC's "Modern Family."

OMG! The Romneys like a show with a same-sex couple! How do we explain this to kids?


The same way you have for the past 3 years?
 
2012-09-14 07:36:46 PM
Chanel No. 5?
 
2012-09-14 07:36:49 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: farkityfarker: They sound like extremely boring people. Seeing George W. Bush getting a massage was the only interesting part of the story.

The Secret Service just lets random people staying at the White House wander around at night, to the point where they can open a random door and walk in on a naked president? Something's really odd about that story. I think Dubs was trying to clear brush on somebody else's ranch that night.


Yeah, television and film had led me to believe that there were almost always two SS guys outside of a room the president was in.
 
2012-09-14 07:36:52 PM

Dracolich: He's desperate for attention. It happens. Think about how bad he must be socially if he not only has to seek negative attention but also has to do so on the internet. Then consider his utter lack of grace or wit in execution. The world must be such a scary place for him. Without the social structure that he condemns, he'd probably perish. It's a bit like he's asking to be put out of his misery. Who could blame him?


His life isn't completely devoid of meaning. When all else fails he can always fall back on the joy he obtains through his fantasies of other men masturbating themselves.

The Dog Ate The Constitution: Go back to fondling yourself over Obama.


See?
 
2012-09-14 07:38:35 PM
I always pictured Mrs. Romney wearing this to bed:
curtin99.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-14 07:39:02 PM
Now that the armchair psychiatrists are in the thread, things are good to go.
 
2012-09-14 07:40:53 PM
Normally? Not a goddamn thing. In this high-tension highly-partisan pre-election period? That's different. In this case, it's sweet fark all.
 
2012-09-14 07:41:31 PM

MooseUpNorth: Normally? Not a goddamn thing. In this high-tension highly-partisan pre-election period? That's different. In this case, it's sweet fark all.


/ And having re-read that, I now need immediate mental bleach.
 
2012-09-14 07:44:55 PM

Car_Ramrod: Three Crooked Squirrels: Romney initially misfired when asked who he would like to play Ann in a movie about the Romneys.

"Gene Hackman,"

If me meant that as a real answer, that would actually be really really funny.


Mitt-Bott cannot support that powerful of a humor module.
 
2012-09-14 07:45:48 PM

StopLurkListen: Teresaol31: I heard this on CNN this afternoon. I threw up in my mouth a bit. When are the "journalists" in this country gonna stop throwing him "Palin" type softballs and ask him some questions that we actually want to hear the answers to, like where are your TAX RETURNS, when did you REALLY leave Bain, and where is this "12 million new jobs" plan that you brag about but don't seem to have any details on?

Yes.

I want to know how he reconciles his promise to cut taxes on the middle class, keep the top 5% paying the same share of taxes, and keep the budget revenue-neutral. That's all self-conflicting and impossible.

I dont care about what he wears.


The recent interview by ABC was much better. They tried to press him on all those questions. Basically, they told him that most of the studies on his tax plan say it only works by closing really popular loopholes. Romney's response is that he'll be able to cut taxes, but remain revenue neutral, because there will be a large economic growth. When asked to explain how he knows that, he just says that he'll lower taxes and the economy will get better.

Romney doesn't even acknowledge that he's behind in the polls. He just points to other polls where he's neck-and-neck, ignoring the fact that the popular vote means jack with the way the electoral votes are shaping up.
 
2012-09-14 07:45:48 PM
This far down and not a mention about Snooki? For shame!
 
2012-09-14 07:45:51 PM
Cowboy boots -w- spurs and a smile?
 
2012-09-14 07:52:30 PM

Barricaded Gunman: The Dog Ate The Constitution: What a psychopathic smirking rich monster. There, I just saved libs a lot of time.

You really add value around here.


He's just pissed because his candidate is going to lose. I'm sure he is a bit edgy about it.
 
2012-09-14 07:54:59 PM
"I'm kind of a Snooki fan" - Mitt Romney

If this doesn't disqualify one for the presidency, nothing does.
 
2012-09-14 07:56:02 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: "I'm kind of a Snooki fan" - Mitt Romney
If this doesn't disqualify one for the presidency, nothing does.


is this him trying to relate to the kidsters?
 
2012-09-14 07:58:28 PM
For some reason a grope suit came to mind. Stay thirsty my Friends.
 
2012-09-14 08:02:50 PM
That's gonna make the 3am national crisis phone all a little awkward.
 
2012-09-14 08:06:22 PM
interesting URL:

http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/09/14/us-usa-campaign-romney-ann-i dINBRE88D1A420120914

"inbreed"?
 
2012-09-14 08:12:01 PM
I read another article that quoted him as saying "I hear the best answer is as little as possible," which is pretty hilarious considering the perception that he always focus-groups his answers/positions, panders shamelessly to each particular audence, and never answers questions honestly.
 
2012-09-14 08:13:07 PM

Cletus C.: The Romneys' favorite TV show? ABC's "Modern Family."

OMG! The Romneys like a show with a same-sex couple! How do we explain this to kids?


He's studying them to figure out the best strategy for forcibly cutting their hair.
 
2012-09-14 08:15:19 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: "I'm kind of a Snooki fan" - Mitt Romney
If this doesn't disqualify one for the presidency, nothing does.


Good point. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is probably DVRed as well.
 
2012-09-14 08:27:21 PM
Please pass the brain bleach.
 
2012-09-14 08:29:18 PM
I vote for the candidate with the highest volume cock
 
2012-09-14 08:41:13 PM

Lochsteppe: Did he mean Gene Masseth?


That's disgusting.
 
2012-09-14 08:42:12 PM

"What does Romney wear to bed?"


"His wife" would be an acceptable answer.

 
2012-09-14 08:42:33 PM

12349876: Magic underwear. + Is magic underwear really magic?


Must be more subtle. Just have someone innocently ask "Boxers or briefs?" with a straight face.
 
2012-09-14 08:49:50 PM
Where does he plug in his cord? Does he take D batteries?
 
2012-09-14 08:52:45 PM
Worth remembering is that Mitt's tax plan does benefit the middle class - and he defines the middle class as people who are in that top tax bracket of 250k. That's the middle, right?
 
2012-09-14 09:02:43 PM
Naked. Shriveled. Short.
 
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