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(Badass Digest)   Here are the ten best moments in Star Trek history, a list that, for some reason, includes the 2009 Abrams bastardization and leaves out Deep Space Nine   (badassdigest.com) divider line 263
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2012-09-14 03:00:33 PM
The 2009 reboot was great and Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager, Garza.
 
2012-09-14 03:04:36 PM
It seems to be mostly a list of the most depressing moments in Star Trek history.
 
2012-09-14 03:10:24 PM

CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great and Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager, Garza.


To quote Emo Phillips:
"Die Heretic!"
 
2012-09-14 03:12:30 PM

CavalierEternal: Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager


LOLWUT
 
2012-09-14 03:41:15 PM
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2012-09-14 03:41:51 PM
Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.
 
2012-09-14 03:52:23 PM
"Waaaaah Abrams actually made Star Trek somewhat accessible to non-trekkies! This is a travesty of the highest order!"
 
2012-09-14 04:15:16 PM

Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.


Number of Troi episodes in DS9: 1
Number of Troi episodes in TNG: more than 1
 
2012-09-14 04:34:57 PM

Aarontology: Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.

Number of Troi episodes in DS9: 1
Number of Troi episodes in TNG: more than 1


Are you counting Lwaxana guest appearances?
 
2012-09-14 04:36:39 PM

Aarontology: Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.

Number of Troi episodes in DS9: 1
Number of Troi episodes in TNG: more than 1


Deanna... faptapulous.
 
2012-09-14 04:43:50 PM

Shostie: Are you counting Lwaxana guest appearances?


Crap, she showed up on DS9 a couple more times than that, huh?

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Deanna... faptapulous.


Touché
 
2012-09-14 05:21:26 PM

Aarontology: Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.

Number of Troi Riker episodes in DS9: 1
Number of Troi Riker episodes in TNG: more than 1


Ergo, DS9>TNG
 
2012-09-14 05:26:45 PM

Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.


I grew up with TNG, but after finally watching DS9 about 4-5 years ago, I have to day that you're dead wrong.

TNG will always hold one of the highest places in my heart, but DS9 is some damn amazing sci-fi, and good Trek of the highest order.
 
2012-09-14 05:31:47 PM
Since that was all TOS and TOS Reboot I will forgive them for leaving out DS9 and TNG and applaud them for leaving out Voyager.
 
2012-09-14 06:38:36 PM
Did your mom raise you to be a whiney biatch, subs, or is that something you developed after moving out of her basement?

No wait, You're probably not out of her basement. Never mind.
 
2012-09-14 07:28:58 PM

CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great .




Two words: red matter.

/facepalm
 
2012-09-14 07:52:02 PM
Top 10 List

Found the problem. Stopped caring there.
 
2012-09-14 07:57:21 PM

gopher321: CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great .



Two words: red matter.

/facepalm


And your problem with red matter is what, specifically? Articulate it please, don't assume everyone here agrees or even knows why the hell it would be a problem.
 
2012-09-14 08:18:07 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Aarontology: Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.

Number of Troi episodes in DS9: 1
Number of Troi episodes in TNG: more than 1

Deanna... faptapulous.


bah, that red headed dominatrix Dr. Crusher wants to punish you for your choices...
 
2012-09-14 08:24:13 PM

CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great and Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager, Garza.


DS9 was the best Trek series and the 2009 movie was Trek in name only.
 
2012-09-14 08:28:07 PM

SilentStrider: Did your mom raise you to be a whiney biatch, subs, or is that something you developed after moving out of her basement?


That basement thing just never gets old.

Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.


LOL. it's not like they were a generation apart. TNG still had two more years when DS9 started.

And Voyager had some decent episodes once they got 7 of 9.
 
2012-09-14 08:31:31 PM

Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.


I grew up with TNG, and DS9 (which I never watched until 2-3 years ago) is superior. The first two seasons of DS9 may be dull, but the first two seasons of TNG are terrible. And DS9 just gets better and better as the seasons go on, while TNG sort of ran out of steam near the end.
 
2012-09-14 08:33:48 PM
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2012-09-14 08:36:02 PM
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2012-09-14 08:37:25 PM

Mugato: LOL. it's not like they were a generation apart. TNG still had two more years when DS9 started.


Yeah? And? Five years is a long time.
 
2012-09-14 08:37:43 PM

CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great and Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager, Garza.


Its farking ON asshole

DS9 was the greatest Trek ever.

Voyager sucked, yes; and Enterprise was even worse. But, DS9, that was the saving grace of the franchise.
 
2012-09-14 08:37:59 PM
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2012-09-14 08:39:03 PM

cman: Its farking ON asshole

DS9 was the greatest Trek ever.

Voyager sucked, yes; and Enterprise was even worse. But, DS9, that was the saving grace of the franchise.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-14 08:42:45 PM

elchip: Shostie: Listen, I know you grew up with DS9, but TNG is superior.

It is known.

I grew up with TNG, and DS9 (which I never watched until 2-3 years ago) is superior. The first two seasons of DS9 may be dull, but the first two seasons of TNG are terrible. And DS9 just gets better and better as the seasons go on, while TNG sort of ran out of steam near the end.


I'm going to have to disagree somewhat. The first season of TNG was awful. For the second Riker grew the beard and there was a marked uptick in the quality of the show.

What I don't like about DS9 is the long-term plot arcs. To me, it's supposed to be more episodic. They find a problem, struggle with the problem and solve the problem. In the end, things are just like they were in the beginning.

But that's just my preference. If Berman Trek gets your rocks off, then more power to ya.
 
2012-09-14 08:46:25 PM

Shostie: What I don't like about DS9 is the long-term plot arcs. To me, it's supposed to be more episodic. They find a problem, struggle with the problem and solve the problem. In the end, things are just like they were in the beginning.


I liked the long arc better than the episodes where no matter what happens to the crew or ship, it's all reset by the next episode.
 
2012-09-14 08:49:51 PM

cman: CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great and Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager, Garza.

Its farking ON asshole

DS9 was the greatest Trek ever.

Voyager sucked, yes; and Enterprise was even worse. But, DS9, that was the saving grace of the franchise.


Enterprise was farked by the writer strike... It should have been awesome.
 
2012-09-14 08:54:26 PM

sno man: cman: CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great and Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager, Garza.

Its farking ON asshole

DS9 was the greatest Trek ever.

Voyager sucked, yes; and Enterprise was even worse. But, DS9, that was the saving grace of the franchise.

Enterprise was farked by the writer strike Berman and Braga.... It should have been awesome.


When Manny Coto and Judith & Garfield Reeves-Stevens took over for the final season, they did the show people wanted to see from the beginning instead of the Space Nazis in Time! show that made people tune out after season 2.

/sorry, don't feel like farking with fans of Nu-Trek tonight. We just did that last week.
 
2012-09-14 08:54:49 PM

Mugato: Shostie: What I don't like about DS9 is the long-term plot arcs. To me, it's supposed to be more episodic. They find a problem, struggle with the problem and solve the problem. In the end, things are just like they were in the beginning.

I liked the long arc better than the episodes where no matter what happens to the crew or ship, it's all reset by the next episode.


Well, there we are then. Agree to disagree.

PROBLEM SOLVED
 
2012-09-14 09:06:10 PM

gopher321: CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great .



Two words: red matter.

/facepalm


Red matter is no less retarded than Heisenberg Compensators.
 
2012-09-14 09:12:21 PM

scottydoesntknow: "Waaaaah Abrams actually made Star Trek somewhat accessible to non-trekkies into a dumbed-down franchise that fans disliked because it turned the characters into caricatures of themselves, had a ridiculous premise and made no farking sense! This is a travesty of the highest order!"


FTFY. You're welcome.
 
2012-09-14 09:13:01 PM

secularsage: scottydoesntknow: "Waaaaah Abrams actually made Star Trek somewhat accessible to non-trekkies into a dumbed-down franchise that fans disliked because it turned the characters into caricatures of themselves, had a ridiculous premise and made no farking sense! This is a travesty of the highest order!"

FTFY. You're welcome.


Aww, I'm sorry the new movie was good.
 
2012-09-14 09:15:47 PM
"1. Edith Keeler Sums Up Kirk And Spock In City On The Edge Of Forever"

And Harlan Ellison once again is sent into an apoplectic rage.]


also its TOS>DS9>TNG>VOY>ENT
 
2012-09-14 09:18:03 PM
This was my favorite, although I might have just imagined it.
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2012-09-14 09:19:44 PM

Snapper Carr: "1. Edith Keeler Sums Up Kirk And Spock In City On The Edge Of Forever"

And Harlan Ellison once again is sent into an apoplectic rage.]


also its TOS>DS9>TNG>VOY>ENT


Seconded.
 
2012-09-14 09:20:40 PM
I can't believe they left off the list the scene where Darth Vader reveals he is Kirk's father.
 
2012-09-14 09:21:31 PM
Star Trek is good drama, but poor sci-fi. All the different series are pretty well equally silly, but they make for good entertainment.

The only reason people try to act like the original star trek series has any special merit over the newest series and movies is just because of nostalgia. NTTAWTT

Also, Abram's Star Trek had the best action sequences out of any of the movies, that is undeniable.
 
2012-09-14 09:22:32 PM

GAT_00: Red matter is no less retarded than Heisenberg Compensators.



Or dilithium crystals.

I understand that in science fiction sometimes science has to take a backseat to storytelling, but the main problem I had with the new Trek movie is that I just couldn't connect with any of the characters. Kirk was a dickhead, Spock was a prick, Uhura was a biatch, and Scotty was a buffoon. Sulu, Mckoy and Chekov were okay, but just sort of "there". I honestly didn't care what happened to any of them. Kirk's path from cadet to captain was way too easy, at that--among other things--made it really hard for me to root for him.

Honestly, the whole movie felt more like bad fan fiction than legitimate Star Trek. That's the problem I had with it. I don't even mind the alternate universe. In fact, I think that's the best aspect of the new movies. They can tell new stories accessible to wider audiences without destroying established canon.

/I just didn't like any of the characters
//Like the prequel trilogy versus the original Star Wars trilogy
 
2012-09-14 09:22:40 PM
Best ten moments in Star Trek history without Deep Space Nine? FAIL.
 
2012-09-14 09:22:41 PM
DS9 is the best, and yet, always forgotten by everyone outside of some of us here on Fark. They always mention Voyager and Enterprise, but never DS9. Odd.

The new movie wasn't bad at all. I liked it. I didn't like how much of a douche they made Kirk. But I also didn't expect him to be a Shatner clone. However, this new Kirk was more hanging-off-cliffs yet still getting lucky than actually-being-damn-good at anything like Shatner's Kirk, who was the God Damn Batman of Star Trek. But maybe Pine's Kirk will be a little more seasoned (or whatever) this time around.

/DS9 wasn't Berman trek. That would be Voyager.
//DS9 was Micheal Piller and... Damn, some other guys I forget right now. But Berman and Braga created it. They just ditched it for Voyager and that's when DS9 got good.
 
2012-09-14 09:23:11 PM

Walker: This was my favorite, although I might have just imagined it.
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Funny, the only time they ever beamed a torpedo into another ship was once on Voyager. No one ever did it before or since. I never understood that.
 
2012-09-14 09:23:51 PM
NNNNNNEEEERRRRDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!
 
2012-09-14 09:28:48 PM
A note up front: this is original crew only, so there are no Next Generation or Voyager or Deep Space Nine things here. I'm sure someone who watched those godforsaken shows

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

And your blog sucks.


ThatBillmanGuy: DS9 was Micheal Piller and... Damn, some other guys I forget right now. But Berman and Braga created it. They just ditched it for Voyager and that's when DS9 got good.


Ronald D Moore had a hand as well.
 
2012-09-14 09:29:30 PM

Mugato: Walker: This was my favorite, although I might have just imagined it.
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Funny, the only time they ever beamed a torpedo into another ship was once on Voyager. No one ever did it before or since. I never understood that.


It's just so much more fun to watch it twinkle on the way to the kabloooey
 
2012-09-14 09:29:41 PM

CavalierEternal: The 2009 reboot was great and Deep Space Nine was barely a step up from Voyager, Garza.


please
everything in the universe was a step up from Voyager - Gilligan in Space
 
2012-09-14 09:29:54 PM

Mugato: Walker: This was my favorite, although I might have just imagined it.
[img.photobucket.com image 398x505]

Funny, the only time they ever beamed a torpedo into another ship was once on Voyager. No one ever did it before or since. I never understood that.


You have to lower the shields in order to use the transporter. They usually try to avoid that.

Then again, they do seem to wire the shields directly into every console on the bridge and store their fireworks inside them.
 
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