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(ABC2News Baltimore) NewsFlash A man has walked into the Kansas City Federal Building and declared himself a terrorist, and bomb sniffing dogs have detected possible explosives in a vehicle outside. Subby was just told to move away from the windows   (abc2news.com) divider line 748
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2012-09-14 02:54:13 PM
Why don't we have boots on the ground protecting citizens in Kansas City? 0bama is weak on foreign policy.
 
2012-09-14 02:54:20 PM
folks be mad that Apple stopped taking iPhone 5 pre-orders
 
2012-09-14 02:54:30 PM
Did he declare himself the midnight bomber?
 
2012-09-14 02:54:35 PM

Galloping Galoshes: gas giant: They misheard him, he's a TOURIST.
Which, considering the location, probably means the guy is a complete loonie wackjob, so...

In KC? Absolutely.


They've got a crazy way of living there.
 
2012-09-14 02:54:36 PM

make me some tea: jdamaral: atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"

So your sweeping generalization about liberals is a scathing critique on their sweeping generalization about Muslims and conservatives? Alrighty.

Actually, as a liberal my first thought is "I hope he's not arabic".


X! IX! VIII! VII! VI! V! IV! III! II! I!

Dammit, I can't explode. I don't have zero.
 
2012-09-14 02:54:44 PM

make me some tea: Next newsflash: "Kansas city bomb downgraded to a forgotten ham sandwich"


You get a provisional "Funny". We'll see.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:02 PM

bow: Also, what is with today?


www.buyuglysweaters.com

"What is happening around here today? Are gringosterrorists falling from the sky?"

/hope everything works out south of the border
 
2012-09-14 02:55:02 PM

make me some tea: jdamaral: atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"

So your sweeping generalization about liberals is a scathing critique on their sweeping generalization about Muslims and conservatives? Alrighty.

Actually, as a liberal my first thought is "I hope he's not arabic".


Which should be everyone's first thought. Arabs have a hard time here in the states as it is already, and they do not need another crazy person brining even more pain via the actions of one person.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:06 PM
In my office, about 4 blocks from there...so really getting a kick....
 
2012-09-14 02:55:08 PM

atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"


You mean "most people". Stop loving fundamentalist terrorists just because they are jesusy.

Also, you know, we don't carpet bomb a red state when they send their terrorists to blow up a federal building, so there is kind of a difference there.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:13 PM
Forget the windows - I suggest moving away from Missouri.

atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"


It's funny because conservatives reverse those reactions, but think they're superior.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:14 PM
Looks like the terrists have figured out that you don't need a bomb to be disruptive. You just need a phone.


/stay safe subby. Just in case I'm wrong.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:14 PM
Dear God,

I farking hate religion.

AOP
 
2012-09-14 02:55:15 PM
Meh. Red Flyover State. Do we care?
 
2012-09-14 02:55:27 PM
Brown people are really starting to farking piss me off today. I'm suppose to enjoy my Fridays.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:43 PM

Snarfangel: make me some tea: jdamaral: atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"

So your sweeping generalization about liberals is a scathing critique on their sweeping generalization about Muslims and conservatives? Alrighty.

Actually, as a liberal my first thought is "I hope he's not arabic".

X! IX! VIII! VII! VI! V! IV! III! II! I!

Dammit, I can't explode. I don't have zero.


That's just nvts. N - V - T - S, nvts.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:51 PM

Fail in Human Form: Why was this man not simply shot in the head? It's hard to detonate a bomb if your brainstem is on the pavement.


They make these things called "timers" nowadays.
 
2012-09-14 02:56:01 PM
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-09-14 02:56:02 PM
Serious question.
Is that the federal building where I mail my tax returns?
Serious off.

I'mOKwiththis.jpg
 
2012-09-14 02:56:06 PM

Marine1: [i46.tinypic.com image 828x99]


And Kansas.
 
2012-09-14 02:56:08 PM

atomicmask: jdamaral: atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"

So your sweeping generalization about liberals is a scathing critique on their sweeping generalization about Muslims and conservatives? Alrighty.

Look threw the thread, its not a generalization, it was like 20 posts before someone said exactly that.


Eat shiat. These "liberals" are only in your head.
 
2012-09-14 02:56:10 PM

badLogic: Did he declare himself the midnight bomber?


The mad one what bombs at midnight?

/nothing is obscure here. NOTHING!
 
2012-09-14 02:56:14 PM

neongoats: atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"

You mean "most people". Stop loving fundamentalist terrorists just because they are jesusy.

Also, you know, we don't carpet bomb a red state when they send their terrorists to blow up a federal building, so there is kind of a difference there.


Who the fark says I love them? Stop assuming that if I am against one I am for the other.
 
2012-09-14 02:56:33 PM

Cybernetic: The video stream is staying on this beige-colored sedan. Is that where the bomb is supposed to be?


Yup. They just had the bomb-bot out there but it got scared and ran back to the command post. Poor guy :(
 
2012-09-14 02:57:02 PM
No, get close to it! Modern safety glass will absorb the explosive impact and then shatter into harmless little cuboids that will pepper your body with a wave of cool cuboid sensations. It'll be like being in a 5 gum commercial.
 
2012-09-14 02:57:18 PM

atomicmask: It is funny (in a extremely said and pathetic sort of way) how every liberal farkers reaction to things like this is "its a republican christian!" At this point it seems like a little prayer you all make every time someone goes all terrorist in america. "Oh please let it be a republican christian, please oh please oh please" as if you get your jollies off on the few times said groups do act a fool. But when its a muslim, the first thing you do is go "now they are not all like that" or "I am sure it is not religious motivated"


It's absolutely amazing how close you came to the point, yet managed to miss it all together.
 
2012-09-14 02:57:23 PM
Just give the guy an iPhone 5 and everything can go back to normal.
 
2012-09-14 02:57:25 PM

badLogic: Did he declare himself the midnight bomber?


mimg.ugo.com

AN OBJECT AT REST, CANNOT BE STOPPED!
 
2012-09-14 02:57:29 PM

J. Frank Parnell:


Then again, those were getting rigged to blow
 
2012-09-14 02:57:45 PM

GWSuperfan: Anyone wanna make a bet as to which way this guy leans politically?


We should all assume that he is a right wing nutjob, just like everyone did with the Giffords shooting.
 
2012-09-14 02:57:49 PM

WizardofToast: shower_in_my_socks: No terrorist tells the police where the bomb is so they can evacuate the area and defuse it. That defeats the purpose of making a farking bomb.

Probably a baby amateur. Or some guy wanting to add to the current panic.


Wasn't that how the IRA always did it?
 
2012-09-14 02:58:31 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Meh. Red Flyover State. Do we care?


Hey, now. First, this is Missouri. Still a red state, but it WAS, at one time, a purple state (before the Teahadists).

Second, fark yes we care! My favorite movie theater is like 4 blocks from there (Wooooo, Alamo Drafthouse!!!).
 
2012-09-14 02:58:34 PM
If you elect me President, I will make all of Kansas City part of Kansas.
 
2012-09-14 02:58:39 PM

Marine1: /on the other hand, we're now important enough for psychos to target our town


That's a pretty crappy part of town, though...and just a couple of blocks from the cops, so that's convenient.
 
2012-09-14 02:58:48 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-14 02:59:34 PM
Live feed from KCTV: Link.

Also, what kind of retarded terrorist uses a Camry?
 
2012-09-14 02:59:35 PM

AmazinTim: Is he brown? This is very important.


Everything in Kansas is black and white.

/"I'll get you and your little dog, too!"
 
2012-09-14 02:59:39 PM
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Uploaded with ImageShack.us
 
2012-09-14 02:59:52 PM
At least us Christians just have a small group of whack-job baptists who hate homos. They fight by finger pointing and colorful signs. These Islamic guys on the other need to take it down a notch.
 
2012-09-14 03:00:15 PM

pacified: hooray for right wing ultraconservative religious nut jobs and their imaginary sky fairies.


Christian bombs an abortion clinic.
Atheist: Jeez, Christians are so violent and hateful.

Muslim bombs... well, pretty much anything.
Atheist: Jeez, Muslims and Christians are so violent and hateful.
 
2012-09-14 03:00:22 PM
Everone can relax, I found the bomb:

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-14 03:00:24 PM
Bomb robot is going in....
 
2012-09-14 03:00:24 PM
HERE COMES THE ROBOT!

GET 'EM, BENDER!
 
2012-09-14 03:00:54 PM

Spade: If you elect me President, I will make all of Kansas City part of Kansas.


There you've lost my vault. I feel my IQ drop every time I go into Kansas.
 
2012-09-14 03:00:56 PM
Maybe he can explain just wtf is going on.
 
2012-09-14 03:00:58 PM

mister aj: [www.skepticfriends.org image 333x500]
The feds had fair warning. But I'm sure this is a completely unrelated guy who's disgruntled with the feds for completely unrelated reasons.


i54.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 03:01:00 PM

wxboy: Fail in Human Form: Why was this man not simply shot in the head? It's hard to detonate a bomb if your brainstem is on the pavement.

They make these things called "timers" nowadays.


I'm sure that would be my first thought if someone walked in and said, " I have a bomb". Timers are for people who don't want to go boom with the bomb.
 
2012-09-14 03:01:01 PM
Hey, guys, I know it's a little confusing, but Kansas City isn't actually in Kansas.
 
2012-09-14 03:01:02 PM
Speaking of bomb sniffing dogs, last night during the Bears-Packers game, I unleashed the most unholy fart of all time. Not only did it wake up my dog from his deep slumber, but he then came over to the couch and started sniffing at my crotch. Normally I think my own farts are hilarious and smell great, but this one even made me run to the window to get some fresh air in.
 
2012-09-14 03:01:29 PM

Bloody Templar: Spade: If you elect me President, I will make all of Kansas City part of Kansas.

There you've lost my vault vote. I feel my IQ drop every time I go into Kansas.


FTFM.
 
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