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(ABC2News Baltimore) NewsFlash A man has walked into the Kansas City Federal Building and declared himself a terrorist, and bomb sniffing dogs have detected possible explosives in a vehicle outside. Subby was just told to move away from the windows   (abc2news.com) divider line 748
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2012-09-14 02:33:33 PM
Stay safe, everyone.
 
2012-09-14 02:33:42 PM
Next newsflash: "Kansas city bomb downgraded to a forgotten ham sandwich"
 
2012-09-14 02:33:45 PM
Stay safe.
 
2012-09-14 02:34:13 PM
Oh crap. Be safe, all.
 
2012-09-14 02:34:13 PM
What exactly is the endgame here?
 
2012-09-14 02:34:14 PM
windows? Move away from the block.
 
2012-09-14 02:34:19 PM
WTF People?!?!?

I guess there are enough crazies out there to try and make the Mayan's right!
 
2012-09-14 02:34:25 PM
If he learned to make the bomb from Kansas science classes you should be safe.
 
2012-09-14 02:34:34 PM
WTF people!
 
2012-09-14 02:34:43 PM
So everyone is going to go batshiat crazy today, or something? Jesus Christ.
 
2012-09-14 02:34:50 PM
To be fair, there isn't much else to do in Kansas City...
 
2012-09-14 02:35:06 PM
Terrific.

/on the other hand, we're now important enough for psychos to target our town
//Kansas City is important
///we're through the looking glass, folks.
 
2012-09-14 02:35:07 PM
Is today "Threaten to blow people up" day? What the hell is going on?
 
2012-09-14 02:35:10 PM
Don't let them tell you what to do, Subs!
 
2012-09-14 02:35:27 PM

Magruda: If he learned to make the bomb from Kansas science classes you should be safe.


Funny'd
 
2012-09-14 02:35:29 PM
www.gear-junkies.net
 
2012-09-14 02:35:32 PM
Sounds like civilians have already been evacuated. That's good.
 
2012-09-14 02:35:47 PM

VTGremlin: To be fair, there isn't much else to do in Kansas City...


I urinate on your shoe, sir.
 
2012-09-14 02:35:56 PM
Hey!! Look at MEEEEE!!!!!
 
2012-09-14 02:35:57 PM
2012:The year of the crazy continues
 
2012-09-14 02:36:08 PM
I think it's just a matter of time before N.A. Is fully under attack
 
2012-09-14 02:36:28 PM

greentea1985: Is today "Threaten to blow people up" day? What the hell is going on?


It's viral marketing for ABC's new reality-show "Life At Guantanamo"
 
2012-09-14 02:36:34 PM

21-7-b: [www.gear-junkies.net image 446x341]


Wrong state.
 
2012-09-14 02:36:38 PM
hooray for right wing ultraconservative religious nut jobs and their imaginary sky fairies.
 
2012-09-14 02:36:39 PM

Magruda: If he learned to make the bomb from Kansas science classes you should be safe.


Nice.

"Don't nobody move. I'm packing a load of Jesus."
 
2012-09-14 02:36:45 PM
Is he brown? This is very important.
 
2012-09-14 02:36:56 PM
If he is a terrorist, why aren't I terrified?

LOSER!
 
2012-09-14 02:37:02 PM

make me some tea: Next newsflash: "Kansas city bomb downgraded to a forgotten ham sandwich"


Even bomb sniffing dogs want steak
 
2012-09-14 02:37:07 PM
Guess the nice weather has brought all the loonies out of the woodwork.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:11 PM
Anyone wanna make a bet as to which way this guy leans politically?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-09-14 02:37:21 PM
This is the worst "man walks into a building" joke I have ever heard.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:25 PM
That is not a man; it's Tara Hyst. This is all a big misunderstanding.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:25 PM

VTGremlin: To be fair, there isn't much else to do in Kansas City...


I'm told the BBQ is good.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:26 PM
Catch a glass shard for me for my collection.

Still trying to get a Waco/Koresh.

I might be able to make it evolve into a JonestownTentScreen with proper care and feeding.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:34 PM
Terrorist? More like derperist.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:37 PM
Oh for the love of crap. First a spree a shootings and now a spree of terrorist plots.

Stay safe, people.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:37 PM

serpent_sky: So everyone is going to go batshiat crazy today, or something? Jesus Christ Mohammed.

FTFY
 
2012-09-14 02:37:49 PM

Magruda: If he learned to make the bomb from Kansas science classes you should be safe.


Snerk.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:50 PM
Wait... Who walks in and tells the authorities that they're a terrorist??? You're doing it wrong... though by all means, please continue to do so.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:52 PM
so he walked in and announced "hey i'm a terrorist!!" and...what? is he still in there? did he moon them and leave? WTF is going on?
 
2012-09-14 02:37:52 PM
Back in the day, when we really wanted attention, we would go get ourselves an assymetrical haircut.
 
2012-09-14 02:38:02 PM

MBK: This is the worst "man walks into a building" joke I have ever heard.


lulz
 
2012-09-14 02:38:05 PM
hey, thanks, anti-muslim-movie dudes!
 
2012-09-14 02:38:09 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Magruda: If he learned to make the bomb from Kansas science classes you should be safe.

Nice.

"Don't nobody move. I'm packing a load of Jesus."


Magruda: If he learned to make the bomb from Kansas science classes you should be safe.


I laughed on the inside, but then I realized this could never work. Most bomb-making instructions are printed, and everyone knows Kansans can't read.
 
2012-09-14 02:38:29 PM
You'll be fine, as long as you're not oh so scared of the chair.
 
2012-09-14 02:38:33 PM
It's apparently Bomb's Day today.
 
2012-09-14 02:38:36 PM
Geesh, just take Obama off the ballot if it'll make them happy.

/seriously though, stay safe!
 
2012-09-14 02:38:40 PM

GWSuperfan: Anyone wanna make a bet as to which way this guy leans politically?


Leans schizophrenic probably. Why would you walk in and announce it if you really wanted to do it?
 
2012-09-14 02:38:45 PM
SEPTEMBER 14, 2012

THE DAY WHICH SHALL ALMOST NEARLY LIVE IN SEMI-INFAMY
 
2012-09-14 02:38:51 PM
Maybe he wanted Google Fiber?
 
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