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(Reuters)   Germany, a country with stricter anti-hate speech laws than America, has its embassy stormed in Khartoum over American-produced video perceived to be hate speech. Protesters, you're doing it wrong   (reuters.com ) divider line
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2012-09-14 12:38:16 PM  
11 votes:
Is there a channel where I could watch this live? Perhaps the Khartoum Network?
2012-09-14 12:46:23 PM  
6 votes:

Oznog: We totally need to just use fake embassies.


www.scvhistory.com

What until they hear about the Number Six dance..
2012-09-14 12:32:10 PM  
5 votes:

Protesters, you're doing it wrong


They probably don't have maps and like such as.
2012-09-14 12:52:29 PM  
4 votes:
I really don't want Germany on our side in WWIII. They lost the first 2 already. Can we pick Russia again?
2012-09-14 12:36:00 PM  
4 votes:
I'm sure Mitt Romney's foreign policy advisers are preparing a response for deployment of American forces... as soon as they find the Nation of Islam on a map.
2012-09-14 01:10:16 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-09-14 01:01:58 PM  
3 votes:

mekki: Come on, you cowards. Hit the Russian embassy. I want to see what happens when you hit a group that will hit back with no moral qualms about trying to be the "nice guy."

/or maybe the Russians are behind this...
//who benefits the most from these riots, anyway?


Right now, it looks like Churches and Popeyes. But, we'll see.

/going to hell
2012-09-14 12:52:17 PM  
3 votes:

lewismarktwo: This is what happens when you have a bunch of uneducated morans raised on magical thinking being led by charismatic hate mongers.


But enough about the GOP.....
2012-09-14 12:40:30 PM  
3 votes:
But don't ever call it violent. This is a worldwide random embassy storming OF PEACE!
2012-09-14 12:37:26 PM  
3 votes:

karmaceutical


I'm sure Mitt Romney's foreign policy advisers are preparing a response for deployment of American forces... as soon as they find the Nation of Islam on a map.


First they have to help the poor flood victims in Rand McNally.
2012-09-14 12:36:50 PM  
3 votes:
They sure do idolize the guy they aren't allowed to depict because they might fall into idolatry.
2012-09-14 12:34:11 PM  
3 votes:

grinding_journalist: markie_farkie: If Romney were Chancellor of Germany, none of this would have happened.

Kaiser. The term is "Kaiser"


How come everybody want to keep it like a Romney!
2012-09-14 12:31:09 PM  
3 votes:
If Romney were Chancellor of Germany, none of this would have happened.
2012-09-14 07:00:14 PM  
2 votes:
Despite all the efforts of these Muslims I still don't think Russia is going to let Pussy Riot off the hook.
2012-09-14 02:23:50 PM  
2 votes:

a21ozcoldcup: It was a popular Sheik or Cleric that issued the statement over radio.. he said to storm the Germany Embassy


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If these "Gods" are sooo cool and sooo powerful, why the fark don't they defend their own reputations?


/Religious fanatics are farktards
//And should be pitied
///Posthumously
2012-09-14 02:08:35 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-14 02:07:51 PM  
2 votes:

tortilla burger: Jesus and Muhammad would be sitting around at a bar lamenting about how idiotic their respective followers are. Though I think Muhammad would have slightly more to biatch about in that particular situation.


I picture them leaving that bar in two ways: Jesus waves goodbye, then walks across the river to his house, and Mohammed blasts off into space or whatever.
2012-09-14 01:29:14 PM  
2 votes:
Sure, go annoy the Germans.

That has worked out so well in the past.
2012-09-14 01:13:24 PM  
2 votes:

grinding_journalist: markie_farkie: If Romney were Chancellor of Germany, none of this would have happened.

Kaiser. The term is "Kaiser".


forget it he's

puts on shade

on a roll
2012-09-14 12:53:03 PM  
2 votes:
Mad at film made in America so they attack a German embassy...

They must've learned that move from the Dubya administration..
2012-09-14 12:41:35 PM  
2 votes:
It is time to elect the One
Mighty and Strong to lead us. Romney 2012
2012-09-14 12:36:30 PM  
2 votes:
Part of me wants to believe that this is subtle troll payback for invading countries with only peripheral involvement in 9/11.
2012-09-14 12:33:14 PM  
2 votes:

markie_farkie: If Romney were Chancellor of Germany, none of this would have happened.


Insta-Godwin!
2012-09-14 04:57:30 PM  
1 vote:
Have any of y'all watched the stupid video in question? I have and I can see why the Muslims are rioting - not because it's insulting to their religion, but because it's 14 minutes of their lives they will NEVER get back.
2012-09-14 03:31:16 PM  
1 vote:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There is unrest in the Middle East? Surely you jest!
2012-09-14 03:29:38 PM  
1 vote:

PsiChick: . I was talking about being unsurprised about the attacks, not about the morality of the attacks. .


Wow! That is A LOT of words, good for you, sugar.

here is a few more words that, curiously, did not make it into your little rant:

"If anyone's surprised, I'd like to remind you that America has spent the past fifty years propping up a country with the manners of Hulk on steroid smoothies and spent the past twenty years in two wars that caused thousands of civilian casualties, major human rights violations, stomped all over the idea of the Arab League's rights to deal with the ME their own way, left two countries in shambles, and opened up the idea that America can attack anyone, anywhere, without any consequences."

The funny thing is you wrote those words. My mistake was reading them, huh, champ?

"if anyone's surprised..." Face palm.

Great post, and borderline incomprehensible follow up. Thanks for posting.
2012-09-14 02:49:27 PM  
1 vote:
If ridiculous, stupid, trolltastic crap that offends a person's most cherished beliefs sends the muslim world into this much of a frenzy what is going to happen when the arab translation of Fark's politics tab get out?
2012-09-14 02:34:19 PM  
1 vote:

PsiChick: If anyone's surprised, I'd like to remind you that America has spent the past fifty years propping up a country with the manners of Hulk on steroid smoothies and spent the past twenty years in two wars that caused thousands of civilian casualties, major human rights violations, stomped all over the idea of the Arab League's rights to deal with the ME their own way, left two countries in shambles, and opened up the idea that America can attack anyone, anywhere, without any consequences.

Yeah. I am Jack's complete and utter lack of shock right about now.


Wow, a libtard making about justifications and excuses for violance against America.

Yeah. I am Jack's complete and utter lack of shock right about now.

Hey, you missed the fact that America was wearing a really tight skirt, and was just BEGGING for it.
2012-09-14 01:53:03 PM  
1 vote:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They sure do idolize the guy they aren't allowed to depict because they might fall into idolatry.



I suspect that the irony would be lost on them, and you'd be greeted with a dead-eyed stare. Also, death.
2012-09-14 01:49:10 PM  
1 vote:

druiid: Get everyone working and happy and they won't have time or care to protest.


Consumer debt is the answer to unrest.
If they had more debt, they would shut up and go to work.
2012-09-14 01:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
i259.photobucket.com
2012-09-14 01:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
Brown people angry, news at 11
2012-09-14 01:35:38 PM  
1 vote:

smitty04: BMulligan: I've been wondering - how do you say "Teabagger" in Arabic?

It is a term used by homosexuals and would quickly get you beheaded.


First of all, if you think only gay men get teabagged you're definitely doing it wrong.

Second, who knew this guy was gay?

a57.foxnews.com
2012-09-14 01:30:58 PM  
1 vote:

ObscureNameHere: Sure, go annoy the Germans.

That has worked out so well in the past.


It's time, once again, to trot out my favorite Tom Lehrer quote:

Once all the German were warlike, and mean
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918
And they've hardly bothered us since then
2012-09-14 01:28:04 PM  
1 vote:

Blue_Blazer: Correct. We should only support sieges on embassies when they are done by other white people.


Lulz, a couple cops outside the Embassy in Knightsbridge = attacking the US Embassy with RPG's and killing four people.

"Siege."

I guess we found Julian's fark handle! Post something funny again.
2012-09-14 01:24:39 PM  
1 vote:

mantabulous: This made me chuckle
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I'm guessing that the guy just to the right of the fire is a Texas Longhorns fan?
2012-09-14 01:15:31 PM  
1 vote:
This made me chuckle
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2012-09-14 01:15:25 PM  
1 vote:
So let's see:

1. Some members of the Coptic diaspora and right-wing Christians in the US film a movie in California called "Desert Warrior" with a budget of what looks like about $50.

2. They dub over some of the lines to add references to Muhammad and the Quran, and release a 13-minute trailer on the internet.

3. Muslims all over the world riot and attack embassies, killing multiple people, burning private businesses, and attacking embassies of random Western countries.

HUH?? HUH??? WTF is wrong with that region!
2012-09-14 01:12:47 PM  
1 vote:

WillyChase: rebelpride644: BMulligan: The Dog Ate The Constitution: Can't bomb these goat farkers fast enough.

The world will be a better place on the day that you leave it.

So it's ok for you to wish death on someone??

Uh, he didn't wish death on anyone. If you can't tell the difference between those two statements you quoted then maybe you should just sit your bad self down before you make yourself look stupid again.


Unless he is leaving this world in a farking spaceship they are both advocating another's death.
2012-09-14 01:08:09 PM  
1 vote:

TrixieDelite: FTFA:
Two Islamist preachers in Egypt told worshippers that those who made the movie deserved to die under sharia (Islamic law)

Okay, worshippers of Islam, here's the deal: AMERICANS DO NOT OPERATE UNDER ISLAMIC LAW.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-14 01:01:13 PM  
1 vote:

Oznog: We totally need to just use fake embassies. Big, flashy place with fences and flags and nobody inside and every other brick made of solid C4, and wired for remote detonation.

We'll just rent out a commercial space a few blocks away for actual operations, and keep it on the down-low.


Plus, several cameras inside and outside from a block away so we can enjoy the show once all those idiots get inside.
2012-09-14 01:00:48 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA:
Two Islamist preachers in Egypt told worshippers that those who made the movie deserved to die under sharia (Islamic law)

Okay, worshippers of Islam, here's the deal: AMERICANS DO NOT OPERATE UNDER ISLAMIC LAW. We operate under another set of laws, commonly framed within a little document we call The Constitution. We don't operate under your laws in our country. And you may note that when your people come to OUR country, we acknowledge your right to dress according to your traditions, eat according to your traditions, and worship according to your traditions--even though you're in a country that doesn't share those traditions.

While I do not agree with the making of the movie, I support the rights of those who made it. It was made in America, and the only reason you folks know anything about it is because of the Internet, which was also invented in America. And you're watching it on computers, which are an American invention as well.

So take your sorry-ass protests and shove them up your hairy asses. We'll gladly take our Embassies, our aid, human rights groups and political persuasions out of your backwater countries.

P.S. And don't any of you have JOBS? Sheeesh.
2012-09-14 12:58:30 PM  
1 vote:
My guess is that someone in the ME saw the election coverage over here and realized they were being out-derped. So they had to get all their friends together and show the world that noone out-derps the middle east.

\Derpy derp
\\Derpcon 5
2012-09-14 12:52:26 PM  
1 vote:
You'd Better Behave! Don't destroy my election chances.
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
2012-09-14 12:50:48 PM  
1 vote:

Muta: Kuroshin: There is no pretending this to be random acts of violence. A singular entity is behind this. Either a coordinated terrorist organization, or a government wanting to spark more direct conflict across Africa and the ME is orchestrating these "protests."

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While you were choking, you misspelled "Iran"

/Just thought you should know
2012-09-14 12:49:03 PM  
1 vote:

12349876: styckx: Is there a real source except U.S. media claiming it's this "film" as the reason for these protests? This seems more like an organized revolt against the U.S. then over some shiatty film. I mean fark there are probably 1000s of videos making fun of Islam.. Why does this one suddenly spark outrage?

Because an Egyptian talk show host discussed it on September 8.


And we all know what Glenn Beck did to a girl in 1990.. Why aren't we burning down Foxnews Embassies?
2012-09-14 12:46:58 PM  
1 vote:
Lets see what world hide and seek champion and free speech advocate Julian Assange has to say:

"By the US accepting the UK siege on the Ecuadorian embassy in London it gave tacit approval for attacks on embassies around the world."

The take away from this is that Julian once again exposes himself as one of the worst people in the world.
2012-09-14 12:46:42 PM  
1 vote:
America has no hate speech laws because unlike Germany we ban thoughtcrimes.
2012-09-14 12:45:07 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: THEY'RE BURNING THE FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS! SOMEONE SAVE THE CHICKEN BREASTS!
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They keep saying KFC but this looks like a deliberate attack on Hardee's to punish them for their Double "Bacon Bacon Biscuit". Sure, steal our flag, I don't give a shiat, but I will not stand an assault on bacon. This is the line in the sand you radical muslim freaks. This aggression will not stand.
2012-09-14 12:43:28 PM  
1 vote:
hooray for ultraconservative religious nut jobs!
2012-09-14 12:42:22 PM  
1 vote:
The Muslim rioters are unpaid actors in in a play written, produced and financed by whack-job crazy Christians.
Someone really ought to let them know.
2012-09-14 12:41:42 PM  
1 vote:

Kuroshin: There is no pretending this to be random acts of violence. A singular entity is behind this. Either a coordinated terrorist organization, or a government wanting to spark more direct conflict across Africa and the ME is orchestrating these "protests."


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2012-09-14 12:40:50 PM  
1 vote:
The fact that America is jumping on the fire so quickly in order to contain it is heartening.

Obama 2012.
2012-09-14 12:40:26 PM  
1 vote:
THEY'RE BURNING THE FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS! SOMEONE SAVE THE CHICKEN BREASTS!
img.photobucket.com
2012-09-14 12:40:22 PM  
1 vote:
We totally need to just use fake embassies. Big, flashy place with fences and flags and nobody inside and not a damn thing flammable.

We'll just rent out a commercial space a few blocks away for actual operations, and keep it on the down-low.
2012-09-14 12:37:36 PM  
1 vote:
Well, this is surprising. Angry mobs are usually rational & intelligent.
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LET'S BURN ALL THE THROW PILLOWS AT THE POTTERY BARN!!
2012-09-14 12:37:15 PM  
1 vote:
Shiat this stupid wins two memes from me....

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enegrenbrewing.com
2012-09-14 12:36:53 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: If Romney were Chancellor of Germany, none of this would have happened.


A few of his best friends were Chancellors of Germany from 1933 - 1945
2012-09-14 12:35:45 PM  
1 vote:

Nurglitch: At this point one feels that the 'protesters' are just looking for an excuse.


"This point" being the time period between 1,000BC and 2012AD.
2012-09-14 12:32:38 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: If Romney were Chancellor of Germany, none of this would have happened.


Kaiser. The term is "Kaiser".
2012-09-14 12:32:33 PM  
1 vote:
Can't bomb these goat farkers fast enough.
 
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