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(NYPost)   Samuel L. Jackson is about to make the most bad ass political campaign ad ever. "Wake the f--k up, Vote for Obama"   (nypost.com) divider line 70
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2012-09-14 02:02:11 PM  
RELEASE THE SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

/MUTHAFARKA!
 
2012-09-14 02:10:27 PM  
Wow. I'm gonna stay up late for that one.
 
2012-09-14 02:11:01 PM  
Shiat negro, that's all you had to say!
 
2012-09-14 02:13:00 PM  
"Mitt" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Mitt?
 
2012-09-14 02:13:21 PM  
This ad guaranteed to be one mushroom cloud layin' motherfarker, motherfarker
 
2012-09-14 02:14:57 PM  
Enough is enough! I am tired of all these monkey-fighting Republicans in my Monday to Friday Congress!
 
2012-09-14 02:15:25 PM  
Is Barack Obama a biatch?
 
2012-09-14 02:15:34 PM  
I'm sick of this motherfarking GOPs in this motherfarking election!
 
2012-09-14 02:17:18 PM  
i5.photobucket.com

"Mitt Romney is a Sith Lord."
 
2012-09-14 02:17:46 PM  
Why is this being produced by a Jewish PAC (according to the article)? Is Samuel L. a member of the tribe? Is "m*********ing snakes on this m*********ing plane" a metaphor for foreskins?
 
2012-09-14 02:18:00 PM  
From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
 
2012-09-14 02:18:57 PM  
Somebody's gotta say it.
 
2012-09-14 02:20:46 PM  

FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."


loool
 
2012-09-14 02:22:00 PM  

FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."


I've seen some dumb comments, ...
 
2012-09-14 02:22:54 PM  
Mitt: He... he's black...
Jules: Go on...
Mittt: He's tall
Jules: Does he look like a biatch?
Mitt: What?
Jules: [Shoots Mitt in the shoulder] DOES HE LOOK LIKE A biatch?
Mitt: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fark him like a biatch?
Mitt: I didn't...
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to fark him. And Barack Obama don't like to be farked by anybody except Reggie Love.
 
2012-09-14 02:24:29 PM  

Smoking GNU: FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."

loool


Civil War II?
 
2012-09-14 02:24:42 PM  

FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."


Whoever said that sounds concerned.
 
2012-09-14 02:25:25 PM  
I like how apparently no one ITT saw Avengers.
 
2012-09-14 02:26:30 PM  

natazha: FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."

I've seen some dumb comments, ...


Honestly, I'm about the libbiest lib who ever libbed, but I thought it was funny.
 
2012-09-14 02:27:06 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."

Whoever said that sounds concerned.


No, they're a fan of The Avengers and are quoting a Samuel L Jackson line from the movie.
 
2012-09-14 02:28:20 PM  
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING!

THAT'S JUST THE WAY I TALK!

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?!


/"Juice", that was a good one!
//"Deep Blue Sea", they ate me!
///A FARKING SHARK ATE ME!
 
2012-09-14 02:30:41 PM  
Say Filibuster again, Motherfarker! Say it, again. I dare you, motherfarker!
 
MFK
2012-09-14 02:36:09 PM  
wow.... the comments in TFA... just... wow.

Do these people realize that by posting through facebook that their real names and photos show up?
 
2012-09-14 02:37:47 PM  
And Clint Eastwood has just been out-badassed.
 
2012-09-14 02:38:24 PM  

MFK: wow.... the comments in TFA... just... wow.

Do these people realize that by posting through facebook that their real names and photos show up?


Some people just don't care.
 
2012-09-14 02:40:27 PM  

MFK: wow.... the comments in TFA... just... wow.

Do these people realize that by posting through facebook that their real names and photos show up?


Or their facebook pseudonyms and fake photos. Either/or.
 
2012-09-14 02:44:32 PM  
Idiotic, vulgar ads by brainless Show biz (non)"intelligentsia" are the perfect way to drive voters TO ROMNEY.
 
2012-09-14 02:46:35 PM  

Nurglitch: MFK: wow.... the comments in TFA... just... wow.

Do these people realize that by posting through facebook that their real names and photos show up?

Or their facebook pseudonyms and fake photos. Either/or.


Or it's just a complete lack of critical thinking. I'm convinced if we required an IQ score of 120+ in order to vote, there would be no extreme right or left politicians, only extremely moderate.
 
2012-09-14 02:51:19 PM  

indylaw: Why is this being produced by a Jewish PAC (according to the article)? Is Samuel L. a member of the tribe? Is "m*********ing snakes on this m*********ing plane" a metaphor for foreskins?


I'm sure that some English or Film major somewhere has written a paper with its thesis addressing that last question.
 
2012-09-14 02:53:46 PM  
If a celeberty endorsment is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:55 PM  

natazha: FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."

I've seen some dumb comments, ...


powhound: Smoking GNU: FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."

loool

Civil War II?


Looks like we found 2 PPL who haven't seen avengers yet.

Spoiler alert: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
 
2012-09-14 02:57:25 PM  
IT'LL GET YA ELECTED!
 
2012-09-14 02:57:30 PM  

roddack: If a celeberty endorsment is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.


Young Liberals think that the use of the word "f--k " in public is totally cool.
 
2012-09-14 02:59:10 PM  

FishyFred: From Tumblr:

"What if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like, 'I recognize the country has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."


He'd have to make the tough transition into the life of an ex-US President. What's that worth on the circuit? $50K for an hour's speech, all the health insurance you need, free office space in Manhattan, SS protection and an awesome pension?

I really think he loves this country more than anyone knows. Why the hell else would he put up with all this shiat?
 
2012-09-14 03:01:23 PM  

smitty04: roddack: If a celeberty endorsment is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.

Young Liberals think that the use of the word "f--k " in public is totally cool.


I see you somehow managed to pour an entire sand dune into the axe-wound-sized gash between your legs. Bravo, farkface!
 
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2012-09-14 03:01:39 PM  

roddack: If a celeberty endorsment is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.


Hey lets try an experiment.

If a celeberty FOX NEWS endorsement is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.

If a celeberty RUSH LIMBAUGH endorsement is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.

If a celeberty SEAN HANNITY endorsement is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting. 

If an celeberty NRA endorsement is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting (I'm Pro-gun by the way).
 
2012-09-14 03:03:54 PM  

MFK: wow.... the comments in TFA... just... wow.

Do these people realize that by posting through facebook that their real names and photos show up?


It's scary that sooo many people are so openly stupid and racist. I thought we had moved past this! What kind of circle of ignorance do they run in that lets them post that crap in an open forum without repercussion?
 
2012-09-14 03:10:34 PM  
The comments section made me realize once again the utter dreaminess to ensue this November after Romney gets curbstomped.
 
2012-09-14 03:12:46 PM  

Cymbal: Or it's just a complete lack of critical thinking. I'm convinced if we required an IQ score of 120+ in order to vote, there would be no extreme right or left politicians, only extremely moderate.


"Extreme left politicians"? Like?
 
2012-09-14 03:13:43 PM  
www.nashvillescene.com
 
2012-09-14 03:18:49 PM  
This should be good. But if you're really going to wake the fark up, then vote Gary Johnson 2012.
 
2012-09-14 03:20:20 PM  

skirandour: This should be good. But if you're really going to wake the fark up, then vote Gary Johnson 2012.


BSABSVR in its purest form.
 
2012-09-14 03:23:05 PM  

smitty04: roddack: If a celeberty endorsment is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.

Young Liberals think that the use of the word "f--k " in public is totally cool.


What a "Young Liberal" might look like:

encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-09-14 03:23:43 PM  

smitty04: roddack: If a celeberty endorsment is what seals your vote then I wish you weren't voting.

Young Liberals think that the use of the word "f--k " in public is totally cool.


What a "Young Liberal" might look like:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-09-14 03:24:36 PM  
Whoa... Sorry about that folks. Didn't mean to double post. : )
 
2012-09-14 03:30:42 PM  
The comments are racist and ignorant -Samuel Jackson on the other hand, who voted for Obama because he was black and said that Obama's message "didn't mean shiat", is neither.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-14 03:42:55 PM  

Sumo Surfer: The comments are racist and ignorant -Samuel Jackson on the other hand, who voted for Obama because he was black and said that Obama's message "didn't mean shiat", is neither.

[i.imgur.com image 183x275]


And yest despite the obvious pandering and patent hypocrisy of the Obama crowd, he's on his way to a no doubt whipping the Republican candidate yet again, with the drag of a dismal economy to boot this time. It really tells you just how badly run, tone-deaf, and generally unpalatable the conservative movement is to Americans, and what awful Presidential timber is available to the GOP.
 
2012-09-14 03:43:29 PM  
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
 
2012-09-14 03:47:57 PM  

Paul Baumer: Sumo Surfer: The comments are racist and ignorant -Samuel Jackson on the other hand, who voted for Obama because he was black and said that Obama's message "didn't mean shiat", is neither.

[i.imgur.com image 183x275]

And yest despite the obvious pandering and patent hypocrisy of the Obama crowd, he's on his way to a no doubt whipping the Republican candidate yet again, with the drag of a dismal economy to boot this time. It really tells you just how badly run, tone-deaf, and generally unpalatable the conservative movement is to Americans, and what awful Presidential timber is available to the GOP.


The last statement is somewhat inaccurate. Huntsman would have been a pretty decent candidate. Would probably even have won against obama.
 
2012-09-14 03:54:12 PM  

smitty04: Idiotic, vulgar ads by brainless Show biz (non)"intelligentsia" are the perfect way to drive voters TO ROMNEY.


You must be in the wrong thread. We're not talking about Clint here.
 
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