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(New York Daily News) NewsFlash In a direct attempt at bovine mascots, both the University of Texas Longhorns and North Dakota State Bison (Really?) are now being evacuated due to alleged Al-Queda bomb threats   (nydailynews.com) divider line 226
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2012-09-14 12:22:50 PM  
They really should have waited for midterms to pull this shiat.
 
2012-09-14 12:23:11 PM  
Because Al Queda always lets people know ahead of time. Sure.
 
2012-09-14 12:23:18 PM  
Obama will apologize to Al-Queda in 3..2..
 
2012-09-14 12:23:25 PM  
Colorado Buffaloes next?
 
2012-09-14 12:23:33 PM  
My brother lives in Moorhead and is a huge NDSU fan, so ... uh ... shiat, really?
 
2012-09-14 12:23:33 PM  
Meh. Let them.
 
2012-09-14 12:23:34 PM  
There is no cow level
 
2012-09-14 12:23:38 PM  
Why do they have such a beef with these schools?
 
2012-09-14 12:23:39 PM  
How many phoned-in bomb threats actually result in the police finding a bomb? Probably zero.
 
2012-09-14 12:23:48 PM  
Are you sure the caller wasn't just referring to their football hopes?
 
2012-09-14 12:23:57 PM  
It's bad enough they hate pork, they could at least leave our national steak supply alone.
 
2012-09-14 12:24:06 PM  
Tatanka or GTFO.
 
2012-09-14 12:24:09 PM  
Now we have to worry about Hindi extremists, too?
 
2012-09-14 12:24:21 PM  
Ah, Freshmen...
 
2012-09-14 12:24:21 PM  
Yeeaah, I don't think terrorists give warnings. I know schools have to take all threats seriously, but this one isn't very believable.
 
2012-09-14 12:25:09 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Tatanka or GTFO.


Ugh.... fine

im.glogster.com
 
2012-09-14 12:25:49 PM  

CCCarnie: Yeeaah, I don't think terrorists give warnings. I know schools have to take all threats seriously, but this one isn't very believable.


link.
 
2012-09-14 12:25:58 PM  
North Dakota has a college?
 
2012-09-14 12:26:10 PM  
Must be Alabama fans
 
2012-09-14 12:26:19 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2012-09-14 12:26:25 PM  
As I said before - college republican shenanigans...

/ Unavailable for comment
homebrewedtheology.com
 
2012-09-14 12:26:41 PM  
LOL. As if Al Qaeda can find North Dakota on a map, much less give a fark about it.
 
2012-09-14 12:26:45 PM  
One call was from a "male with a Middle Eastern accent claiming to have placed bombs all over campus. He said he was with Al Qaeda and these bombs would go off in 90 minutes," the newspaper said.

$20 says this "middle-eastern accent" sounds like Apu in The Simpsons.
 
2012-09-14 12:27:01 PM  
I refuse to believe North Dakota exists until I meet someone who has been there.
 
2012-09-14 12:27:06 PM  

CCCarnie: Yeeaah, I don't think terrorists give warnings. I know schools have to take all threats seriously, but this one isn't very believable.


UT is probably especially cautious, since it was a former mass shooting site. still has bullet holes in the tower.  (though, that was a long time ago)
 
2012-09-14 12:27:13 PM  
It would've been more believable if it were PeTA.
 
2012-09-14 12:29:10 PM  
Somebody had a test they didn't study for?
 
2012-09-14 12:29:12 PM  

lordaction: Obama will apologize to Al-Queda in 3..2..


Now that you have taken a dump in this thread, are you going to come back and clean it up?
 
2012-09-14 12:29:57 PM  
Clearly due to Rick Perry's weakness on higher education
 
2012-09-14 12:30:29 PM  
A Native American, a jihadist and a Texan are on a long tedious international flight.

Finally a conversation starts:


Native American: "Once we were many, now we are few"

Jihadists: "Islam is the fastest growing religion with over 1.5 billion people in over 200 countries"

Cowboy: "That's because we still haven't really played Cowboys and Muslims yet"



/ according to some military folks I know, one more spectacular attack like 911 and the gloves come off.
 
2012-09-14 12:30:41 PM  
Any bomb threat news about the University of Phoenix Online?
 
2012-09-14 12:30:43 PM  
The University of Texas report of a bomb turned out to be a false alarm. It turns out someone just found Rick Barnes' playbook.
 
2012-09-14 12:30:53 PM  
I don't buy the called in bomb threats. Just spreading the panic, piling-on shenanigans. However, this crap in the Middle East is spiraling out of control fast. WTF?
 
2012-09-14 12:31:16 PM  
delsydsoftware:

How many phoned-in bomb threats actually result in the police finding a bomb? Probably zero.

I'm sure it's happened once or twice in the past 100 years but these days people freak out over abandoned beer coolers & such and get bomb squads to blow them up. Or they see a guy with a turban carrying a briefcase.

This has got to be a hoax. Only colleges with beefy sports teams? What would a real terrorist group be trying to prove with that?
 
2012-09-14 12:31:23 PM  
little early in the semester to clear the campus. you kids still have plenty of time to study.

al qaeda isn't gonna hit N. Dakota St. sorry guys, no chance.
 
2012-09-14 12:31:26 PM  
Has anybody thought to get the Tennessee cheerleaders out of Knoxville?
 
2012-09-14 12:31:30 PM  
They used to go for the big bomb.
Subways and things.
Airports and churches, rulers and kings.
Al-Queda
rah rah rah
They just phone it in.
 
2012-09-14 12:31:32 PM  

Rascal King: Because Al Queda always lets people know ahead of time. Sure.


This.
 
2012-09-14 12:31:54 PM  
University of Wyoming cowboys unavailable for comment.

/ride in
//round up all the bbq
/ride out
 
2012-09-14 12:32:08 PM  
YES, I'M SURE AL QAEDA WOULD FOOKING BOMB NORTH DAKOTA

RIGHT WINGERS PLOTTING shiat IS PATHETIC..

ALL THIS TO COVER UP RMONEY SAYING $200K IS MIDDLE CLASS.
 
2012-09-14 12:33:50 PM  
But wait. Doesn't this prove that Al-Queda (sp?) called ahead about the twin towers?
 
2012-09-14 12:34:11 PM  
Hello? Yes, this is Al-Qaida
 
2012-09-14 12:34:38 PM  
It rained in Austin, therefore the whole universe has gone mad.

Traffic is gonna suck giant goat balls today...
 
2012-09-14 12:35:09 PM  
Interestingly, we had a bomb threat at our airport and Fargo's airport earlier this week as well.

Someone's either farking with us or probing our defenses. Not fun.

what_now: I refuse to believe North Dakota exists until I meet someone who has been there.


Name the time and place.
 
2012-09-14 12:35:37 PM  
brietbart did it.
 
2012-09-14 12:36:04 PM  

pacified:

YES, I'M SURE AL QAEDA WOULD FOOKING BOMB NORTH DAKOTA

RIGHT WINGERS PLOTTING shiat IS PATHETIC..

ALL THIS TO COVER UP RMONEY SAYING $200K IS MIDDLE CLASS.


Is this a haiku?
 
2012-09-14 12:36:30 PM  
Yeah BISON is a stupid name! HAHA! I mean what is that anyways? Good one, subby!
 
2012-09-14 12:36:32 PM  
When did we start letting the terrorists use the letter 'U"!? Clearly, they are winning.
 
2012-09-14 12:37:12 PM  
Current Map of all muslim protests.

Link
 
2012-09-14 12:37:18 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: A Native American, a jihadist and a Texan are on a long tedious international flight.

Finally a conversation starts:


Native American: "Once we were many, now we are few"

Jihadists: "Islam is the fastest growing religion with over 1.5 billion people in over 200 countries"

Cowboy: "That's because we still haven't really played Cowboys and Muslims yet"



/ according to some military folks I know, one more spectacular attack like 911 and the gloves come off.


What exactly do you mean by "gloves come off"?
 
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