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(Washington Post)   Malaysia trying to teach parents to be on the lookout for the "symptoms" of homosexuality in their kids. "For boys, the signs listed include wearing "V-necks" or sleeveless clothing or carrying "big handbags," Are they looking for gays or hipsters?   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Malaysia, Education in Malaysia, education minister, hipsters, gays and lesbians, symptoms  
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2012-09-14 12:26:57 PM  
There's a difference?
 
2012-09-14 12:30:47 PM  
I wear v-neck undershirts. Guess this means that I prefer the company of men.
 
2012-09-14 12:33:15 PM  
Daniel Tosh?

Another symptom said was being attracted to the same sex. Is that actually true? Well, now I have heard everything.
 
2012-09-14 12:34:36 PM  
Discrimination against gays and lesbians is just assinine in this day and age.

Hipsters on the other hand should be lined up against the wall and shot before the have a chance to reproduce.
 
2012-09-14 12:57:46 PM  
My answer taken in the Boobies.
 
2012-09-14 01:00:30 PM  

ArkAngel: There's a difference?


Done in one.
 
2012-09-14 01:00:42 PM  
I've got to much chest hair to wear a V neck shirt. Plus, they don't look that good on men.
 
2012-09-14 01:03:19 PM  
No mention of assless chaps?

/thank god.
 
2012-09-14 01:03:22 PM  
I prefer V-neck sweaters.

I wear shirts with collars. often with a tie. crew neck sweaters are uncomfortable compared to V-neck sweaters with this under-clothing arrangement. 

/ hipsters don't have a monopoly on 90% of clothing. neither do teh gays.
 
2012-09-14 01:06:07 PM  
i265.photobucket.com

/the new gay?

I wear sleeveless shirts under most shirts since it's cooler and i hate being hot
//should move to Siberia
 
2012-09-14 01:06:09 PM  
"Breath smells like cock" suspiciously absent.
 
2012-09-14 01:06:47 PM  
Seems like Garry Glitter went to the wrong SE Asian country. He could have put his talents to work.
 
2012-09-14 01:06:48 PM  
It's very important to root out the queers while they are young, before they can grow up and ruin the soil by building landing strips for gay martians.
 
2012-09-14 01:07:25 PM  
kirkcostume.com

V-neck? Crew neck? Which one is it?
 
2012-09-14 01:07:31 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Discrimination against gays and lesbians is just assinine in this day and age.

Hipsters on the other hand should be lined up against the wall and shot before the have a chance to reproduce.


There are only two things in this world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch hipsters.
 
2012-09-14 01:08:03 PM  
pute kisses like a man

hipsters don't have a monopoly on 90% of clothing. neither do teh gays.

Calvin Klein would like to tell you a little secret...they gays do have a monopoly...
 
2012-09-14 01:08:04 PM  

OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 400x620]


"POW-MIA"?
bnelson.ca
 
2012-09-14 01:08:34 PM  

OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 400x620]

/the new gay?

I wear sleeveless shirts under most shirts since it's cooler and i hate being hot
//should move to Siberia


Please, if he ain't the flaminest' leather Daddy/Bear in NY I don't know who is
 
2012-09-14 01:08:44 PM  
I applaud them for being proactive. We need to do that here.
 
2012-09-14 01:09:36 PM  

offmymeds: [kirkcostume.com image 300x375]

V-neck? Crew neck? Which one is it?


i192.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-14 01:09:52 PM  

rudemix: Seems like Garry Glitter went to the wrong SE Asian country. He could have put his talents to work.


I live with my mom the gays are all paedophiles schtick wont work
 
2012-09-14 01:09:53 PM  
The word "poofter" comes to mind. Haha.
 
2012-09-14 01:10:41 PM  
It's not a handbag... it's an European carry all!
 
2012-09-14 01:11:55 PM  

ArkAngel: There's a difference?


Gheys suck teh kawk.

Hipsters just suck.
 
2012-09-14 01:12:34 PM  
Small handbags are not gay? Wat?
 
2012-09-14 01:13:21 PM  
J.D.: Well, ah... Let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene.
[He picks up a shopping bag and pulls items out of it]
J.D.: All right. Got an issue of "Stud Puppy."

Veronica Sawyer: Great!
[She laughs]

J.D.: Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up. Mineral water.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way.

J.D.: Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, you're so smart.
 
2012-09-14 01:13:26 PM  
I'm not saying that most ladies pants wearing, tight blouse sporting, ironic hat wearing hipsters are gay. I'm just saying most of them know what a cock tastes like.
 
2012-09-14 01:13:40 PM  
This, too, shall end well.

/they will never learn
 
2012-09-14 01:14:06 PM  
Also, lesbians all wear green on thursdays!
 
2012-09-14 01:14:28 PM  

meat0918: I've got to much chest hair to wear a V neck shirt. Plus, they don't look that good on men.


See, I always thought v-necks looked better with lots of chest hair. To each their own.
 
2012-09-14 01:14:32 PM  
loomings.weebly.com

/doubly gay
//hot
///apparently these things come in 3s
 
2012-09-14 01:14:34 PM  
So a plunging neckline and a clutch is OK? Good for me then.
 
2012-09-14 01:14:49 PM  

Jument: Small handbags are not gay? Wat?


Well, certainly not the fanny pack over the balls look.
/i hope
 
2012-09-14 01:15:06 PM  
Funny, I always thought the new gay style was to be a deeply closeted 40-something business man or politician.
 
2012-09-14 01:16:51 PM  
It's still cool to be butch or straight-passing then, right?
 
2012-09-14 01:16:51 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: assless chaps


Chap are, by definition, assless. Otherwise they'd just be pants.
 
2012-09-14 01:17:28 PM  

skinink: J.D.: Well, ah... Let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene.
[He picks up a shopping bag and pulls items out of it]
J.D.: All right. Got an issue of "Stud Puppy."

Veronica Sawyer: Great!
[She laughs]

J.D.: Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up. Mineral water.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way.

J.D.: Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, you're so smart.


I love that movie. Sooooo much
 
2012-09-14 01:18:55 PM  
Also, irresistably dancing to Donna Summer, and everything else they researched by watching In/Out.
 
2012-09-14 01:19:40 PM  

WillyChase: meat0918: I've got to much chest hair to wear a V neck shirt. Plus, they don't look that good on men.

See, I always thought v-necks looked better with lots of chest hair. To each their own.


Hair sticking out of anything doesn't look good, IMO.

I think v necks are fine. With most clothes, it's not just what you wear, but how you wear it, i.e. what colors, what style, if you're in shape, etc.
 
2012-09-14 01:19:57 PM  
And yet you Farkers INSIST that Islam is a religion just like all the others and should be respected....

Sooner or later, you WILL fight. When they come for your beer, boobies and bacon, you WILL fight. And they WILL come. Aceh province being a prime example of creeping Sharia. It's happening in France, Britain, soon in Detroit....

But apparently, you don't seem willing to defend the 1st Amendment. You seem quite content blame the troubles on the wacko in Cali, and not on the intolerant barbarians in the middle east.
 
2012-09-14 01:20:11 PM  
'Symptoms of lesbianism for girls included "having no affection for men."'

Gee whiz... Every girl I've ever met has been a lesbian.
 
2012-09-14 01:21:17 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Discrimination against gays and lesbians is just assinine in this day and age.

Hipsters on the other hand should be lined up against the wall and shot before the have a chance to reproduce.


Reproduction? Do you still do that? Lame. I only reproduce ironically.
 
2012-09-14 01:21:22 PM  

Deedeemarz: skinink: J.D.: Well, ah... Let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene.
[He picks up a shopping bag and pulls items out of it]
J.D.: All right. Got an issue of "Stud Puppy."

Veronica Sawyer: Great!
[She laughs]

J.D.: Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up. Mineral water.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way.

J.D.: Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, you're so smart.

I love that movie. Sooooo much


So do I. But the big question is, will those Malaysians still love their dead gay sons?
 
2012-09-14 01:21:42 PM  

Magorn: OhioUGrad: [i265.photobucket.com image 400x620]

/the new gay?

I wear sleeveless shirts under most shirts since it's cooler and i hate being hot
//should move to Siberia

Please, if he ain't the flaminest' leather Daddy/Bear in NY I don't know who is


He has some stiff competition with the makeup artist on Project Runway.

lh5.googleusercontent.com


/Did I just say that out loud?
 
2012-09-14 01:22:02 PM  
www.washingtonpost.com

Apperently I was gay in college. Lucky for me I grew out of it.
 
2012-09-14 01:22:04 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Discrimination against gays and lesbians is just assinine in this day and age.

Hipsters on the other hand should be lined up against the wall and shot before the have a chance to reproduce.


If a GIS for "hipster baby" is to be believed... its too late.

assets0.ordienetworks.com


Random Anonymous Blackmail: No mention of assless chaps?

/thank god.


If your chaps arent assless, they are pants.


doomjesse: pute kisses like a man

hipsters don't have a monopoly on 90% of clothing. neither do teh gays.

Calvin Klein would like to tell you a little secret...they gays do have a monopoly...


Indeed they do, idk what Calvin Klein has to do with it though.

media.weirdworm.com
 
2012-09-14 01:22:28 PM  
This guy gets more pussy than all of us

www.dailyiso.com
 
2012-09-14 01:22:35 PM  
For guys its easy.
If you dye/color your hair.
If you shave anything below your neck.
If you have more then 8 pairs of shoes.
 
2012-09-14 01:22:55 PM  
thegloss.com

If you see your child in a sweater vest, notify the proper authorities IMMEDIATELY.
 
2012-09-14 01:23:24 PM  
You who's gay? Terrorists...

www.askmehelpdesk.com
 
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