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2012-09-14 12:40:55 PM  
Ha!  Awesome.
 
"Fro Yo"
 
2012-09-14 02:32:56 PM  
That's just funny right there.
 
2012-09-14 02:33:55 PM  
This PS I did earlier this year seems relevant.

www.charliekilo.com 
(not really)
 
2012-09-14 02:34:25 PM  
Fieri may be a massive douche, but he's smart. Setting up a restaurant in Times Square will reel in all those tourists that think T.G.I.Friday's is high-quality dining.
 
2012-09-14 02:35:08 PM  
Guy Fieri is a chef much in the same way that Julia Child was an astronaut.
 
2012-09-14 02:36:18 PM  
"Just aPile of Mush in a Huge fgreaking Bowl"

Not unlike The Onion's "Humungous bucket of scrambled eggs and sausage" item for Denny's menu.
 
2012-09-14 02:37:32 PM  

minoridiot: Guy Fieri is a chef much in the same way that Julia Child was an astronaut.


Which is kind of what is infuriating about some of the Food Network shows. They're so set on the "personalities" of the cook, or rather the point of view that they can market, rather than getting people that can actually cook.

/that said, I am looking forward to the proto-Alton show
 
2012-09-14 02:39:47 PM  

We absolutely cannot look at "Just aPile of Mush in a Huge fgreaking Bowl" without laughing our heads off. Hats off, Amanda.


Wow, Amanda reads 'The Onion':

Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat'


She's edgy AND she can't type! What a catch! :-|
 
2012-09-14 02:39:57 PM  
Looks like Guy rewrote it himself.
 
2012-09-14 02:41:15 PM  
I'm about to eat Guy's Pollo Asado (the stuff solid in Costco) for lunch, so I'm getting a kick....

/Wish I had time to cook for myself, but alas
 
2012-09-14 02:42:18 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: She's edgy AND she can't type! What a catch! :-


Naw, it's just "poetic license".

/or not
 
2012-09-14 02:43:14 PM  

Summoner101: minoridiot: Guy Fieri is a chef much in the same way that Julia Child was an astronaut.

Which is kind of what is infuriating about some of the Food Network shows. They're so set on the "personalities" of the cook, or rather the point of view that they can market, rather than getting people that can actually cook.

/that said, I am looking forward to the proto-Alton show


i agree, Alton's team on the Next food network star was the one only team with balance. Giada's was quirky people/personalities and Bobby's was restaurant quality chefs with no personalities. Alton's team was the only one that had that drive to present something new and the push to really teach and expand peoples' minds.
 
Ant
2012-09-14 02:44:08 PM  
I like Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, and I don't give a fark what you think about me now that I've said that.
 
2012-09-14 02:44:13 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Fieri may be a massive douche, but he's smart. Setting up a restaurant in Times Square will reel in all those tourists that think T.G.I.Friday's is high-quality dining.


Well, his problem is the location, he's a little off the beaten path despite the Times Square address there might not be as many walk-ins as places that are actually on 7th Avenue or Broadway.

Although the fat humps from middle-america will probably make it a destination, so he should be okay.
 
2012-09-14 02:46:07 PM  
I don't know where this thread is going. So my opinion will be entered right about here:

I cannot even watch Drivers Drive ins and Dives anymore. It literally makes me sick while watching much of the huge, fat, greasy, fatty, sloppy, dripping, crap, that passes for food. And here is Guy raving about it.
As far as his own cooking goes... When he does his little show from his own kitchen, that includes a stage full with instruments, and a refrigerator my entire family could hide in, he cooks such simple generic stuff, but makes it look so good.

I think he'd be a great guy to grill some stuff and have a beer with. But I do not like watching his shows.
 
2012-09-14 02:46:47 PM  
You know what gets chicks? We start with a nice rib-eye steak, medium-rare, a nice oregano, paprika, and pepper garnish... AND THEN WE DUMP A FONDUE POT ON THERE AND HAVE US A NACHO STEAK! FULL THROTTLE!
 
2012-09-14 02:48:45 PM  

Summoner101: minoridiot: Guy Fieri is a chef much in the same way that Julia Child was an astronaut.

Which is kind of what is infuriating about some of the Food Network shows. They're so set on the "personalities" of the cook, or rather the point of view that they can market, rather than getting people that can actually cook.

/that said, I am looking forward to the proto-Alton show


What is this proto-Alton show of which you speak?
 
2012-09-14 02:50:43 PM  

Gosling: You know what gets chicks? We start with a nice rib-eye steak, medium-rare, a nice oregano, paprika, and pepper garnish... AND THEN WE DUMP A FONDUE POT ON THERE AND HAVE US A NACHO STEAK! FULL THROTTLE!


YOU CAN JUST PUT THAT ON MY FLIP-FLOP!
 
2012-09-14 02:50:56 PM  

Summoner101: minoridiot: Guy Fieri is a chef much in the same way that Julia Child was an astronaut.

Which is kind of what is infuriating about some of the Food Network shows. They're so set on the "personalities" of the cook, or rather the point of view that they can market, rather than getting people that can actually cook.

/that said, I am looking forward to the proto-Alton show


it's sad. there was a chef down here in nola getting heavily interviewed to get a food show, but they ended up denying him because he wasn't enough of a personality. this, of course, was after they said that he made the best food, hands down, of all the applicants.
 
2012-09-14 02:54:14 PM  

durbnpoisn: I don't know where this thread is going. So my opinion will be entered right about here:

I cannot even watch Drivers Drive ins and Dives anymore. It literally makes me sick while watching much of the huge, fat, greasy, fatty, sloppy, dripping, crap, that passes for food. And here is Guy raving about it.
As far as his own cooking goes... When he does his little show from his own kitchen, that includes a stage full with instruments, and a refrigerator my entire family could hide in, he cooks such simple generic stuff, but makes it look so good.

I think he'd be a great guy to grill some stuff and have a beer with. But I do not like watching his shows.


Plating is half the battle.

I don't mind the guy,but I do have a compulsive urge to smack those sunglasses off the back of his noggin.
 
2012-09-14 02:55:59 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Gosling: You know what gets chicks? We start with a nice rib-eye steak, medium-rare, a nice oregano, paprika, and pepper garnish... AND THEN WE DUMP A FONDUE POT ON THERE AND HAVE US A NACHO STEAK! FULL THROTTLE!

YOU CAN JUST PUT THAT ON MY FLIP-FLOP!


I'LL JUST TAKE A BUCKET OF THAT IN THE TRUNK OF THE '67!
 
2012-09-14 02:58:22 PM  
Diners, Drive-ins, Dives and a Diminutive Douchebag, now airing on the Food Network
 
2012-09-14 02:59:15 PM  
"a cinnabon, and two more cinnabons" was my favorite.
 
2012-09-14 03:00:16 PM  
Yeah, on the Austin episode he did "Casino El Camino" and I thought it looked good til I actually ate there. Now it absolutely lived up to being a dive and its one of the better bars in austin (Really cool setup) but stay away from the food

Everyone who works there is a asshole and hates you, Doesn't matter if theres 1 person ahead of you ordering or the bar is packed, it still takes almost a hour and a half before your burger and fries are ready and the people who pretty much throw your food at you look like they should be tested for hepatitis.

I found out at a later date from some friends who have lived here longer than me, the owner and long time employees realized they didn't account for TV exposure and the headaches it might bring such as attracting biatchy familys and kids they didn't have to cater to before. As a result, they all hate your guts.

The food it self isn't' bad not worth the headache.
 
2012-09-14 03:01:28 PM  
There will soon be a shortage of peroxide in NYC.
 
2012-09-14 03:11:12 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Fieri may be a massive douche, but he's smart. Setting up a restaurant in Times Square will reel in all those tourists that think T.G.I.Friday's is high-quality dining.


Read one online review that said the restaurant is off the square a bit in a low-traffic area. Might survive, but apparently can seat 500 so I'm guessing the prices are very high to cover the rent for the space.
 
2012-09-14 03:12:40 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: durbnpoisn: I don't know where this thread is going. So my opinion will be entered right about here:

I cannot even watch Drivers Drive ins and Dives anymore. It literally makes me sick while watching much of the huge, fat, greasy, fatty, sloppy, dripping, crap, that passes for food. And here is Guy raving about it.
As far as his own cooking goes... When he does his little show from his own kitchen, that includes a stage full with instruments, and a refrigerator my entire family could hide in, he cooks such simple generic stuff, but makes it look so good.

I think he'd be a great guy to grill some stuff and have a beer with. But I do not like watching his shows.

Plating is half the battle.

I don't mind the guy,but I do have a compulsive urge to smack those sunglasses off the back of his noggin.


In defense of Guy as an actual human... My brother eats at this one diner almost every day. One day, they actually did a filming of "Tripple D" at that very diner. So my brother, out of curiosity walked up to say "Hi". (He later told me that he had NO IDEA who Guy was, just figured he'd meet him while he had the chance). Guy's crew blocked my brother off. At that Guy jumped up and said, "WTF?! If this dude wants to talk to me, let him in!"

That says something about his character, I think. I hate pretentious asshole celebrities.
 
2012-09-14 03:13:31 PM  
Yeah I'm sure the guy would have gone bankrupt losing a few hours of food sales...it's not like he hosts multiple TV shows or anything.
 
2012-09-14 03:16:26 PM  
This article is dynamite, big flavor, & on point.
 
2012-09-14 03:17:23 PM  

durbnpoisn: Cerebral Knievel: durbnpoisn: I don't know where this thread is going. So my opinion will be entered right about here:

I cannot even watch Drivers Drive ins and Dives anymore. It literally makes me sick while watching much of the huge, fat, greasy, fatty, sloppy, dripping, crap, that passes for food. And here is Guy raving about it.
As far as his own cooking goes... When he does his little show from his own kitchen, that includes a stage full with instruments, and a refrigerator my entire family could hide in, he cooks such simple generic stuff, but makes it look so good.

I think he'd be a great guy to grill some stuff and have a beer with. But I do not like watching his shows.

Plating is half the battle.

I don't mind the guy,but I do have a compulsive urge to smack those sunglasses off the back of his noggin.

In defense of Guy as an actual human... My brother eats at this one diner almost every day. One day, they actually did a filming of "Tripple D" at that very diner. So my brother, out of curiosity walked up to say "Hi". (He later told me that he had NO IDEA who Guy was, just figured he'd meet him while he had the chance). Guy's crew blocked my brother off. At that Guy jumped up and said, "WTF?! If this dude wants to talk to me, let him in!"

That says something about his character, I think. I hate pretentious asshole celebrities.


I've heard that he's a great guy to be around, and really, he seems like it at times on his show when he's not being Bro Fieri. My nephew ended up on some ride at Disney with Guy and his kid one day. They said he was just a decent guy all around. I still can't get over the wearing of sunglasses on the back of his head though.
 
2012-09-14 03:19:15 PM  
Yeah, my sunglasses fell on the back of my head once by accident, and I almost kicked my own ass for it.
 
2012-09-14 03:25:45 PM  
Meh.

http://eater.com/archives/2012/05/24/heres-a-fantastic-fake-twee-broo k lyn-restaurant-menu.php
 
2012-09-14 03:26:25 PM  
Does anyone remember the name of the blog that has some woman cooking through Guy's recipes? I can't seem to locate it.
 
2012-09-14 03:28:35 PM  

JDJoeE: Summoner101: minoridiot: Guy Fieri is a chef much in the same way that Julia Child was an astronaut.

Which is kind of what is infuriating about some of the Food Network shows. They're so set on the "personalities" of the cook, or rather the point of view that they can market, rather than getting people that can actually cook.

/that said, I am looking forward to the proto-Alton show

What is this proto-Alton show of which you speak?


The most recent winner of Food Network Star is nearly a personality double of Alton. He cooked food that a pretty far out from normal, but with Alton not doing Good Eats anymore, and Good Eats being one of Food Network's most successful franchises, I could see them trying to recreate success with a younger "Alton" to bring in a younger demographic.

It's also pretty easy to make the leap considering the contestant used Good Eats in his promo.
 
2012-09-14 03:32:58 PM  
In this blog the writer attempts to make everything from Guy's cookbook. It's deeply entertaining.
 
2012-09-14 03:33:02 PM  

durbnpoisn: Guy's crew blocked my brother off. At that Guy jumped up and said, "WTF?! If this dude wants to talk to me, let him in!"

That says something about his character, I think. I hate pretentious asshole celebrities.


Your brother must not be gay. Or Jewish.
 
2012-09-14 03:35:25 PM  

durbnpoisn: I don't know where this thread is going. So my opinion will be entered right about here:

I cannot even watch Drivers Drive ins and Dives anymore. It literally makes me sick while watching much of the huge, fat, greasy, fatty, sloppy, dripping, crap, that passes for food. And here is Guy raving about it.
As far as his own cooking goes... When he does his little show from his own kitchen, that includes a stage full with instruments, and a refrigerator my entire family could hide in, he cooks such simple generic stuff, but makes it look so good.

I think he'd be a great guy to grill some stuff and have a beer with. But I do not like watching his shows.


I like the show, but can't accept that he doesn't like eggs. If you start a show that begins with the word "diners", you should at least be able to take a bite of liquid chicken without giving me that "about to hurl" look like I have when I go to empty a kitty litter.
 
2012-09-14 03:36:01 PM  

durbnpoisn: Cerebral Knievel: durbnpoisn: I don't know where this thread is going. So my opinion will be entered right about here:

I cannot even watch Drivers Drive ins and Dives anymore. It literally makes me sick while watching much of the huge, fat, greasy, fatty, sloppy, dripping, crap, that passes for food. And here is Guy raving about it.
As far as his own cooking goes... When he does his little show from his own kitchen, that includes a stage full with instruments, and a refrigerator my entire family could hide in, he cooks such simple generic stuff, but makes it look so good.

I think he'd be a great guy to grill some stuff and have a beer with. But I do not like watching his shows.

Plating is half the battle.

I don't mind the guy,but I do have a compulsive urge to smack those sunglasses off the back of his noggin.

In defense of Guy as an actual human... My brother eats at this one diner almost every day. One day, they actually did a filming of "Tripple D" at that very diner. So my brother, out of curiosity walked up to say "Hi". (He later told me that he had NO IDEA who Guy was, just figured he'd meet him while he had the chance). Guy's crew blocked my brother off. At that Guy jumped up and said, "WTF?! If this dude wants to talk to me, let him in!"

That says something about his character, I think. I hate pretentious asshole celebrities.


That actually surprises me. I was convinced he had to be an epic douche off camera.
Glad to be wrong here.

/he's still an incredibly annoying person
 
2012-09-14 03:36:21 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: In this blog the writer attempts to make everything from Guy's cookbook. It's deeply entertaining.


Thank you. I was just trying to remember what the blog was called.
 
2012-09-14 03:41:15 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: In this blog the writer attempts to make everything from Guy's cookbook. It's deeply entertaining.


IT'S A FRENCH DIP WITH PICKLED PEPPERS ON IT. Shhhh. Our secret. You guys are my best friends.

Jesus Christ.... Jesus...

That is what he says an Italian Beef sandwich is... jesus.

/your blog SUCKS
 
2012-09-14 03:41:45 PM  

Shakes999: Yeah, on the Austin episode he did "Casino El Camino" and I thought it looked good til I actually ate there. Now it absolutely lived up to being a dive and its one of the better bars in austin (Really cool setup) but stay away from the food

Everyone who works there is a asshole and hates you, Doesn't matter if theres 1 person ahead of you ordering or the bar is packed, it still takes almost a hour and a half before your burger and fries are ready and the people who pretty much throw your food at you look like they should be tested for hepatitis.

I found out at a later date from some friends who have lived here longer than me, the owner and long time employees realized they didn't account for TV exposure and the headaches it might bring such as attracting biatchy familys and kids they didn't have to cater to before. As a result, they all hate your guts.

The food it self isn't' bad not worth the headache.


Hmmm, I was considering that during the F1GP weekend but I'm not into tatoos, died hair and poor service so I'll scratch it.
 
2012-09-14 03:43:43 PM  

doloresonthedottedline: durbnpoisn: Cerebral Knievel: durbnpoisn: I don't know where this thread is going. So my opinion will be entered right about here:

I cannot even watch Drivers Drive ins and Dives anymore. It literally makes me sick while watching much of the huge, fat, greasy, fatty, sloppy, dripping, crap, that passes for food. And here is Guy raving about it.
As far as his own cooking goes... When he does his little show from his own kitchen, that includes a stage full with instruments, and a refrigerator my entire family could hide in, he cooks such simple generic stuff, but makes it look so good.

I think he'd be a great guy to grill some stuff and have a beer with. But I do not like watching his shows.

Plating is half the battle.

I don't mind the guy,but I do have a compulsive urge to smack those sunglasses off the back of his noggin.

In defense of Guy as an actual human... My brother eats at this one diner almost every day. One day, they actually did a filming of "Tripple D" at that very diner. So my brother, out of curiosity walked up to say "Hi". (He later told me that he had NO IDEA who Guy was, just figured he'd meet him while he had the chance). Guy's crew blocked my brother off. At that Guy jumped up and said, "WTF?! If this dude wants to talk to me, let him in!"

That says something about his character, I think. I hate pretentious asshole celebrities.

That actually surprises me. I was convinced he had to be an epic douche off camera.
Glad to be wrong here.

/he's still an incredibly annoying person


I don't watch the food network, I eat food, not watch it. But that game show he had at least last year (the one with the stupid party tricks) he seems pretty easy to get along with. I'm assuming the hate is that he's not pretentious enough? That he might eat food that normal people eat?
 
2012-09-14 03:45:55 PM  

halfof33: That is what he says an Italian Beef sandwich is... jesus.


And I suppose you would have us believe that's something far more magical?
 
2012-09-14 03:47:09 PM  

Deece: And I suppose you would have us believe that's that it's something far more magical?


FTFM
 
2012-09-14 03:50:13 PM  

Fonaibung: I'm about to eat Guy's Pollo Asado (the stuff solid in Costco) for lunch, so I'm getting a kick....

/Wish I had time to cook for myself, but alas


Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the flautas. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.
 
2012-09-14 03:50:50 PM  
For the record, I'm confused about the eggs thing too. I thought that was a human diet staple since we invented birds.

I actually chuckle every time I see him cringe because someone tries to serve him something with eggs.


@Deece: I've heard that he has some hangups with gays and Jews. But let's be serious. About half his co-workers on the Food Network fall into at least one of those categories. I don't know how he could function if he had that much of a hangup.
 
2012-09-14 03:57:19 PM  
I've tried two or three places that were featured on that Diners show. One was out-of-this world amazing. The others were mediocre to poor.
 
2012-09-14 03:57:49 PM  
It would be a lot funnier if it didn't look like it was typed by a 5-year-old. We know whoever did it had a computer, so we can assume they also have spellcheck.
 
2012-09-14 03:58:21 PM  
He wears his sunglasses on the back of his head......while he's doing his show...inside a freaking studio.

That's weapons grade douche right there.
 
Ant
2012-09-14 04:00:44 PM  

durbnpoisn: For the record, I'm confused about the eggs thing too. I thought that was a human diet staple since we invented birds.

I actually chuckle every time I see him cringe because someone tries to serve him something with eggs.


I used to avoid eggs like the plague, not as an ingredient, but eggs for eggs' sake. Then I realized how much good stuff I was missing out on, and how annoying it really was to have to avoid them all the time.
 
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