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(Mirror.co.uk)   The Spanish go to war with Britain again, this time with giant mutant slugs, not a huge Armada of 130 ships   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-09-14 02:14:21 PM
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The slugs lie here off the coast of Argentina
 
2012-09-14 02:53:31 PM

this time with giant mutant slugs


In SALT WATER? Nice plan, guys.
 
2012-09-14 02:57:11 PM
Slug expert Les Noble, of Aberdeen University, warned yesterday the creatures produce hundreds more eggs than the typical British slug and pose a serious problem.

Truly something to brag about
 
2012-09-14 02:57:33 PM
No one expects the spanish slug.
 
2012-09-14 03:05:21 PM
animal.discovery.com

Oh shooda.
 
2012-09-14 03:06:21 PM
Is there a place in this planet that does NOT have slugs? I want to move there.
 
2012-09-14 03:08:27 PM
And the peace that reigned in upper dream land was negated.
 
2012-09-14 03:08:39 PM

Mega Steve: Slug expert Les Noble, of Aberdeen University, warned yesterday the creatures produce hundreds more eggs than the typical British slug and pose a serious problem.

Truly something to brag about


Catholic slugs don't use birth control.
 
2012-09-14 03:16:45 PM
www.whyld.com
 
2012-09-14 03:18:20 PM
Well, the slugs maybe more successful than the armada was.
 
2012-09-14 03:24:53 PM

uncleacid: No one expects the spanish slug.


I was going to go with "Spanish slug invasion" for the rhyming and syllables.
 
2012-09-14 03:26:03 PM
www.ammosupplywarehouse.com

What Spanish slugs might look like.
 
2012-09-14 03:27:25 PM
ENGLAND EXPECTS ... ESCARGO
 
2012-09-14 03:36:46 PM

Eternal Virgin: Is there a place in this planet that does NOT have slugs? I want to move there.


I understand Arachnotopia is totally slug-free. I'm sure the folks there would love to have you over for a bite.
 
2012-09-14 03:37:44 PM

LordOfThePings: [animal.discovery.com image 350x250]

Oh shooda.


Yeah, I think this is how the conquest of Hutta started, too.
 
2012-09-14 03:41:02 PM

Arkanaut: uncleacid: No one expects the spanish slug.

I was going to go with "Spanish slug invasion" for the rhyming and syllables.


"Spanish Gastropoda" may also work if you are less worried about the rhyme scheme.
 
2012-09-14 03:50:55 PM
what I want to know is how the hell the slugs made it over in salads?

do they not wash their veggies"?
 
2012-09-14 03:51:24 PM

Eternal Virgin: Is there a place in this planet that does NOT have slugs? I want to move there.


deserts.
 
2012-09-14 03:52:00 PM
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Oh bugger!
 
2012-09-14 03:53:27 PM
"Our dog caught one, it was so big I thought it was a mouse."

Did that dog catch it on the first try? I feel more sorry for the dog.
 
2012-09-14 03:54:07 PM
I'd still send a fireship into their midst.
 
2012-09-14 03:56:32 PM
Is Admiral Nelson gonna have to salt a biatch?
 
2012-09-14 04:06:38 PM
Well as run down as the Royal Navy is these days the armada would probably work these days, and nobody would expect it.
 
2012-09-14 04:14:18 PM
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/Begun, the Slug Wars have!
 
2012-09-14 04:16:28 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-14 04:47:10 PM

Canton: Arkanaut: uncleacid: No one expects the spanish slug.

I was going to go with "Spanish slug invasion" for the rhyming and syllables.

"Spanish Gastropoda" may also work if you are less worried about the rhyme scheme.


The Spanish inquisition sketch did not rhyme.
 
2012-09-14 05:23:09 PM
craphound.com
 
2012-09-14 05:52:05 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Canton: Arkanaut: uncleacid: No one expects the spanish slug.

I was going to go with "Spanish slug invasion" for the rhyming and syllables.

"Spanish Gastropoda" may also work if you are less worried about the rhyme scheme.

The Spanish inquisition sketch did not rhyme.


He means meter, o poetry Nazi.
 
2012-09-14 06:08:18 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-14 06:13:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: Bennie Crabtree: Canton: Arkanaut: uncleacid: No one expects the spanish slug.

I was going to go with "Spanish slug invasion" for the rhyming and syllables.

"Spanish Gastropoda" may also work if you are less worried about the rhyme scheme.

The Spanish inquisition sketch did not rhyme.

He means meter, o poetry Nazi.


He meant rhyme. "Rhyme scheme" was poor phrasing on my part. It's like this. "Spanish slug invasion" nearly rhymes with "Spanish inquisition." "Spanish Gastropoda" does not even come close to rhyming, but matches the meter.

Now that the joke has been explained, can we get back to the happy fun slime times?
 
2012-09-14 06:19:11 PM

Canton: Gyrfalcon: Bennie Crabtree: Canton: Arkanaut: uncleacid: No one expects the spanish slug.

I was going to go with "Spanish slug invasion" for the rhyming and syllables.

"Spanish Gastropoda" may also work if you are less worried about the rhyme scheme.

The Spanish inquisition sketch did not rhyme.

He means meter, o poetry Nazi.

He meant rhyme. "Rhyme scheme" was poor phrasing on my part. It's like this. "Spanish slug invasion" nearly rhymes with "Spanish inquisition." "Spanish Gastropoda" does not even come close to rhyming, but matches the meter.

Now that the joke has been explained, can we get back to the happy fun slime times?


Among our weapons are slime, slowness, eating of your radish leaves...I'll come in again.
 
2012-09-14 07:15:40 PM

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a weeem a wamma wazzle!!!!!!

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2012-09-14 07:46:57 PM
Just one question: are they edible? I mean, it couldn't be worse... (insert obligatory British cooking joke here.)
 
2012-09-15 04:16:44 AM
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mr. simpson

NOOOOO!!
 
2012-09-15 05:51:37 AM
"what's armada with you"

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2012-09-15 09:12:24 AM
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Are they immature?
 
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